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Removed the following examples from the description, because they\\\'re basically all \\\"Jackass Genie and a worse Jackass Genie\\\" rather than the first being literal. Or possibly \\\"Brainlessly Stupid Genie\\\" and Jackass Genie. Anyway, it\\\'s not that the first ones are more logical than the second ones. Both are contrived to be bad, the second ones are just worse.
Wish for a hot girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give her a fever (or maybe hook you up with a fire demon). The Jackass Genie will [[ManOnFire set her on fire]]. Try to head it off and wish for an attractive girlfriend? The Literal Genie will make her magnetic. The Jackass Genie will make her attract \\\'\\\'tigers\\\'\\\'. Wish for a beautiful girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give you a BrainlessBeauty. The Jackass Genie will give you a beautiful AxCrazy girlfriend who has [[{{Yandere}} killed all her previous lovers horribly]]. Wish for some long overdue social reform? The Literal Genie will create a stagnant society that lacks the conflict necessary for growth, while the Jackass will always opt for an oppressive {{dystopia}} where the fanatics [[DontShootTheMessage who make your side look bad]] have won out. Wish for a million dollars? The Literal Genie will give you a million dollars from Zimbabwe\\\'s pre-2009 failing economy[[labelnote: Note]]which are now next to worthless[[/labelnote]] or a million TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} dollars, because you never specified what \\\'\\\'kind\\\'\\\' of dollar. The Jackass Genie will just give you a million copies of the same dollar, [[OhCrap and call the police on you for counterfeiting]].
Wish for a hot girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give her a fever (or maybe hook you up with a fire demon). The Jackass Genie will [[ManOnFire set her on fire]]. Try to head it off and wish for an attractive girlfriend? The Literal Genie will make her magnetic. The Jackass Genie will make her attract \\\'\\\'tigers\\\'\\\'. Wish for a beautiful girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give you a BrainlessBeauty. The Jackass Genie will give you a beautiful AxCrazy girlfriend who has [[{{Yandere}} killed all her previous lovers horribly]]. Wish for some long overdue social reform? The Literal Genie will create a stagnant society that lacks the conflict necessary for growth, while the Jackass will always opt for an oppressive {{dystopia}} where the fanatics [[DontShootTheMessage who make your side look bad]] have won out. Wish for a million dollars? The Literal Genie will give you a million dollars from Zimbabwe\\\'s pre-2009 failing economy[[labelnote: Note]]which are now next to worthless[[/labelnote]] or a million TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} dollars, because you never specified what \\\'\\\'kind\\\'\\\' of dollar. The Jackass Genie will just give you a million copies of the same dollar, [[OhCrap and call the police on you for counterfeiting]].
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Removed the following examples from the description, because they\\\'re basically all \\\"Jackass Genie and a worse Jackass Genie\\\" rather than the first being literal. Or possibly \\\"Brainlessly Stupid Genie\\\" and Jackass Genie. Anyway, it\\\'s not that the first ones are more logical than the second ones, the second ones are just worse.
Wish for a hot girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give her a fever (or maybe hook you up with a fire demon). The Jackass Genie will [[ManOnFire set her on fire]]. Try to head it off and wish for an attractive girlfriend? The Literal Genie will make her magnetic. The Jackass Genie will make her attract \\\'\\\'tigers\\\'\\\'. Wish for a beautiful girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give you a BrainlessBeauty. The Jackass Genie will give you a beautiful AxCrazy girlfriend who has [[{{Yandere}} killed all her previous lovers horribly]]. Wish for some long overdue social reform? The Literal Genie will create a stagnant society that lacks the conflict necessary for growth, while the Jackass will always opt for an oppressive {{dystopia}} where the fanatics [[DontShootTheMessage who make your side look bad]] have won out. Wish for a million dollars? The Literal Genie will give you a million dollars from Zimbabwe\\\'s pre-2009 failing economy[[labelnote: Note]]which are now next to worthless[[/labelnote]] or a million TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} dollars, because you never specified what \\\'\\\'kind\\\'\\\' of dollar. The Jackass Genie will just give you a million copies of the same dollar, [[OhCrap and call the police on you for counterfeiting]].
Wish for a hot girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give her a fever (or maybe hook you up with a fire demon). The Jackass Genie will [[ManOnFire set her on fire]]. Try to head it off and wish for an attractive girlfriend? The Literal Genie will make her magnetic. The Jackass Genie will make her attract \\\'\\\'tigers\\\'\\\'. Wish for a beautiful girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give you a BrainlessBeauty. The Jackass Genie will give you a beautiful AxCrazy girlfriend who has [[{{Yandere}} killed all her previous lovers horribly]]. Wish for some long overdue social reform? The Literal Genie will create a stagnant society that lacks the conflict necessary for growth, while the Jackass will always opt for an oppressive {{dystopia}} where the fanatics [[DontShootTheMessage who make your side look bad]] have won out. Wish for a million dollars? The Literal Genie will give you a million dollars from Zimbabwe\\\'s pre-2009 failing economy[[labelnote: Note]]which are now next to worthless[[/labelnote]] or a million TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} dollars, because you never specified what \\\'\\\'kind\\\'\\\' of dollar. The Jackass Genie will just give you a million copies of the same dollar, [[OhCrap and call the police on you for counterfeiting]].
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Removed the following examples from the description, because they\'re basically all \
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Removed the following examples from the description, because they\\\'re basically all \\\"Jackass Genie and a worse Jackass Genie\\\" rather than the first being literal. Or possibly \\\"Brainlessly Stupid Genie\\\" and Jackass Genie.
Wish for a hot girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give her a fever (or maybe hook you up with a fire demon). The Jackass Genie will [[ManOnFire set her on fire]]. Try to head it off and wish for an attractive girlfriend? The Literal Genie will make her magnetic. The Jackass Genie will make her attract \\\'\\\'tigers\\\'\\\'. Wish for a beautiful girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give you a BrainlessBeauty. The Jackass Genie will give you a beautiful AxCrazy girlfriend who has [[{{Yandere}} killed all her previous lovers horribly]]. Wish for some long overdue social reform? The Literal Genie will create a stagnant society that lacks the conflict necessary for growth, while the Jackass will always opt for an oppressive {{dystopia}} where the fanatics [[DontShootTheMessage who make your side look bad]] have won out. Wish for a million dollars? The Literal Genie will give you a million dollars from Zimbabwe\\\'s pre-2009 failing economy[[labelnote: Note]]which are now next to worthless[[/labelnote]] or a million TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} dollars, because you never specified what \\\'\\\'kind\\\'\\\' of dollar. The Jackass Genie will just give you a million copies of the same dollar, [[OhCrap and call the police on you for counterfeiting]].
Wish for a hot girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give her a fever (or maybe hook you up with a fire demon). The Jackass Genie will [[ManOnFire set her on fire]]. Try to head it off and wish for an attractive girlfriend? The Literal Genie will make her magnetic. The Jackass Genie will make her attract \\\'\\\'tigers\\\'\\\'. Wish for a beautiful girlfriend? The Literal Genie will give you a BrainlessBeauty. The Jackass Genie will give you a beautiful AxCrazy girlfriend who has [[{{Yandere}} killed all her previous lovers horribly]]. Wish for some long overdue social reform? The Literal Genie will create a stagnant society that lacks the conflict necessary for growth, while the Jackass will always opt for an oppressive {{dystopia}} where the fanatics [[DontShootTheMessage who make your side look bad]] have won out. Wish for a million dollars? The Literal Genie will give you a million dollars from Zimbabwe\\\'s pre-2009 failing economy[[labelnote: Note]]which are now next to worthless[[/labelnote]] or a million TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} dollars, because you never specified what \\\'\\\'kind\\\'\\\' of dollar. The Jackass Genie will just give you a million copies of the same dollar, [[OhCrap and call the police on you for counterfeiting]].
