Semain Calm
"....what the fuck?"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Oohhhh, the bitch is a cougar, too."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Most Anonymous Anon
"Hey, don't give me that. Not my fault I'm forever stuck in this body"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Semain Calm
"Caleb, please tell me you're being delusional and this girl isn't really a were-cougar or something."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
What happened to make you this way?
Most Anonymous Anon
"I'm not a were-anything. Just a human that managed to get eternal youth at the wrongest of times"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"A cougar means an old woman. Who likes younger boys. Like yourself."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Semain Calm
"Like, she wants to be my friend? I'm down with that."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Oh no kid, in another way."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Most Anonymous Anon
"What- You better not be implying what I think you're implying"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Oh but I am."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Not like as in being your friend, Ikei. Like as in be more than friends.
Edited by PointMaid on Oct 26th 2020 at 8:02:18 AM
Semain Calm
"Best friends?"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Like mommy and daddy, having some special time alone."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Most Anonymous Anon
MMJ facepalms "You suggest someone get therapy once and this is how you get repaid.." She mutters to herself "Someone kill me again please.."
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Semain Calm
"Dude, I was made in a fucking lab. I don't have a mom or dad."
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Oct 26th 2020 at 8:03:58 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
...In ways that are inappropriate for a fifty year old to be with someone barely born, Ikei.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Then...science man and science woman having some special time alone."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Most Anonymous Anon
"You do realize how disgusting that sounds? Say people don't know my actual age, Hm? You sickos.." MMJ shakes her head "Reminder; I am still TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD! I don't and technically can't have a sex life"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Well, physically yes. That doesn't mean we can't talk about it."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Semain Calm
"Wait, are you two or fifty? I'm confused!"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Just...don't worry about it kid. But if she gets her regular body back, and asks to spend time with you, just walk away."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
...I think maybe that's enough, Caleb.
Semain Calm
"I mean, she seems cool? Are you saying I'm not allowed to be friends with her?"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
MMJ opens her mouth and closes it "Hm..Let's see..Before babyfication I died at uh...Hmmm..23? Early 20s. Now about..Hmm" She shakes her head "Somewhere in my late 50s"
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