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Giant Robot Police Chief pinches Briya’s sides with his fingers, and uses his other hand to shake his pointer.

Woah woah woah, hold up. You’re still under arrest for murder!

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If you’re ready to get absolutely annihilated in this Kokichi Ouma Trivia-Off, then you’re on.

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 26th 2021 at 4:39:23 AM

One seal sees After moving. "Oh, hey, After! So glad you're alive! We got you your ID while you were presumed dead!" They put the ID in his hand.

"Yeah, sorry about how bad the picture is, it's a photo of another photo that wasn't even primarily of you."

"And here's your shoe back." The seal hands After his shoe.

So she runs. While running she tries to cast spells to remove the handcuffs and evade the cop. Where would a cop not look... She keeps looking for a good hiding spot that's also relatively hard to access.

She won't reenter the cop car though.

OK that WAS the plan.

"I revived After! You did not! OK?"

Edited by sci300768 on Nov 26th 2021 at 2:41:24 AM

Suddenly, base boosted of the Jeopardy theme song came out of no where for this trivia. Okay, first question; what color is Kokichi's underwear? Welp, we're off to a great start.

"Brain...." I groan to the seals, taking the ID and shoe in my hands. I pause for a few seconds, staring at them, before eventually I drop the ID to the ground and lurch forward. I take a bite out of the shoe.

"NONE OF THAT CANCELS OUT YOU DOING ILLEGAL ACTIVITY.

Bowie's able to dodge most of the spells while running, and pursues Briya towards the DMV.

Easy. Red and yellow, diagonally striped. In specifically the English version of the game, Miu Irruma refers to him as a lying, little, what?

So new plan. She runs to where it is narrow and dares herself to cut THROUGH the line of the DMV before using the chaos to keep running away.

The whole time, she's trying to remove the stupid handcuffs via magic.

The Giant Robot Police Chief is sporadically stepping through the roof of the DMV, attempting to halt Briya with his robot feet, clad in brand new Giant Robot New Balance 550s.

Xabby just laughs at Doris for that question as it's easy as A-B-Cs. She refers to him as lying little abortion! Next question, for Kokichi's swimwear in the upcoming Danganronpa S: Ultimate Summer Camp, he have abs. Is that True or False?

Bowie kicks open the doors of the DMV dramatically. "Stop, criminal. Your chase ends-"

"O-kay, then." One of the seals picks up After's ID. "Better keep this in case he wants it."

SHHHH! I'm in the middle of doing the Kokichi Ouma Trivia so he can his ID!

So... that's a fail... Big... so...

And at last a spell removes the handcuffs. Obstacles won't work, he steps though those.

Outrunning? Not the best plan... Why not... up.

So she cues up an earth spike and places it under her own feet... Launching herself away from the cop. Where she lands, she has no idea! This... may have backfired a bit but it's the best idea she has.

Sadly, false, he does not. What drink does Kokichi hold on promotional art? Doris asks, excitedly.

Panta Grape, duh! Next question, Kokichi is the mastermind of Danganronpa V3. True or False? The base boosted of Jeopardy theme song got a little louder, probably asking Doris to get this wrong.

Talk about a softball. False. Alright, I’m gonna hit you with a real game-ender. Final question. Your friend who claims to be Kokichi mentioned something incorrect about the real Kokichi. Name it.

Base boosted Jeopardy music immediately stop. What does Doris mean what Kokichi mentioned about himself wrong? Plus, the last time she check her info about Kokichi, he's born on June 21, he lives with Xabby at Sunflora apartments, his zodiac sign is a can- Ooooh, now Xabs gets it. Oh! The real Kokichi will mention that his zodiac is Gemini, not Cancer! Officially, Kokichi is stated to be a Gemini, but he was actually born June 21 on the cusp of Gemini , which is from May 21-June 20, and Cancer, which is from June 21-July 22, thus making him a Cancer in the game while in reality he's a Gemini.

Doris looks at Xabby for a moment. Before the camera flashes, and an ID zeeps out.

Whether or not this is the real Kokichi Ouma, you have proven yourself worthy. Well done.

Thanks, you did great at the Kokichi Ouma Trivia, Doris. Remind us not to let Xabby and Doris do this shit again; it almost gave me a stroke. Otherwise, Xabby feels pretty content that Kokichi now has his ID, resulting her to do a smug smile.

As soon as this exchange is over, I lurch onto the desk, slamming my hand down - not in violent anger, but in utter lack of self control. I shove my documents in Doris's face, crumpled and mishandled, and struggle to find the right words.

"Brain..."

"Brain....."

"Brain........Grandos."

Alright, Mr. Grandos, I’m just going to need a date of birth, gender, address, proof of address, two documents proving you are who you say, zodiac sign, and shoe size, please.

Due to my lack of higher thought functions, I can merely point to the info on my documents, which fortunately has everything needed: Brain Grandos, March 31st 1997, Your mother's bedroom, Bitchville, USA, Aries, 13 Wide.

The documents are a Bitchville County birth certificate, a Bitchville driver's liscence, and the key to your mother's bedroom.

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 26th 2021 at 3:57:43 AM

The camera flashes, and Brain Grandos’ ID zeeps. Next.

Mr. 300 BC then shows up for id, much to Xabby's disappointment Why? Just why? she thought to herself. Heyo, just here for the new ID, that's all.