"Oh, great, guess! I hope this goes well. Do you want to hear a preview of my act?"
Not Sherlock Holmes
"That spoils the fun."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"No, I want to be surprised. And not sober."
Huzzah
"Okay, I'll give a preview to the mailbox instead."
I run out the front of...wherever we live now.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Tropes runs to the Mailbox infront of the Chinese resturaunt under Taco's apartment.
edited 3rd Sep '17 5:27:31 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
"So, did you hear about the guy who created TV Tropes? He used to be the head admin, but he retired a few years ago."
edited 3rd Sep '17 5:28:43 PM by TropesForever
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco, meanwhile, starts to head to Comedy Tonight.
edited 3rd Sep '17 5:30:08 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
I follow.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Jester of the Birbal Court
I head to comedy night in my ship.
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
"I forgot to mention: we also have first class place in Comedy Tonight, so we have access to nacho dispensers, game consoles, legal cartoon streaming services, and more!"
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"...And then I said 'Don't be ridiculous, Steve. Everyone knows you need two kilolitres of milk to make an American cake!'"
The mailbox is completely silent.
"Wow. Tough crowd."
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Let's just go. Remember, we have First Class.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco shakes his head as he walks next to Tales. "Legal cartoon streaming services always have ads. We can get Movie to hook up KissCartoon surely."
edited 3rd Sep '17 5:38:00 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Actually, Comedy Tonight has a special adblocker that slows nothing down, and obliterates each and every ad."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I check my watch.
"Hey, I gotta get going!"
I run to Comedy Tonight.
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Later....)
"Finally, we've arrived at Comedy Tonight! I'm gonna go first into First Class."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Race you."
I run.
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Three, please. Four if you count our friend, Tropes, who's performing tonight." I say to the bouncer guarding first class.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Let's go already."
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Enters First Class)
"Man, this place looks great!"
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"It's so Beat technicolor."
The Prodigal Son returns.
I rush in.
"AM I LATE?"
Jester of the Birbal Court
"A little."
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Come on. Let's find a table. Each one comes with a streaming device, a container of Xbox controllers, and a nacho dispenser.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"We were already going to go there. Specifically to get drunk!"
Huzzah