Fire Emblem Heroes

So are we going to call her Summilla to go with Bunmilla or think of something else?

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody remembers it, who else will you have ice cream with?

Blumilla.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!

Strong melee fliers with Hit and Run can also troll the crap out of the final map. My Elincia, Cherche and Cordelia have embarrassed it way harder than my Summer Corrin has.

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I'm going with Summer Tana, Summer Corrin, Masked Marth, and Vector (to fight archers). Kind of annoying to maneuver sometimes, but Tana can easily kill Tiki on the last map and be brought to safety by Corrin, so it's all good.

Guess we know why Adult S!Tiki has the Melon Crusher.

Got myself a Summer y!Tiki with the first of the Tempest orbs! She finishes the second character emblem team I've been able to fully assemble, after Corrin Emblem.

Oh hey, it only took like, 40 Orbs to get a Fly Tiki with +Def/-HP.

It's... Something. She's got a Laser made of Fish, I'm sure she'll fit on my flier team.

She's not -Atk or -Spd so that's already good in my book.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody remembers it, who else will you have ice cream with?

I put the rubber ducky accessory on Oliver.

My eyes are now ruined, for they have borne witness to true beauty. Everything else is just so... hideous now.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Incidentally, I also now have two -Atk Zelgiuses.

So... That's a thing.

Wow, that's.......still not that bad all things considered.

Zelgius can get away with it because Black Luna is silly.

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Now if only I magically had the Bajillion Hectors that everyone seems to ALWAYS HAVE to get Distant Counter on everything.

Become a $10 000+ whale.

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I don't make that kind of money. Even blowing 200$ on Fem Grima's first banner made me feel scummy.

That's a lot of money.

But if you'd spent it on a Hector banner you'd probably have a good amount of DC fodder to spread around.

Well, then you'll have to make do without them (or depend on luck). The people I see with Distant Counter on everything have funneled countless thousands into the game. They throw around +10 5-star exclusives like they're candy.

For comparison, I've put a nominal, but still notable amount of money into the game that, on the whales' self-proclaimed rankings, doesn't even break out of Minnow. I put over 300 free orbs into the Valentines banner for two LA!Hectors, which, adding in the one I'm using, is about two Hectors more than I should have for the investment, plus got a random off-banner regular Hector after playing since launch. That's just enough Distant Counters for a single armour core under luckier-than-average circumstances. If you want it on everyone, unless you're usually lucky, it's going to statistically even out to 300 orbs per Hector. In other words, it's gonna cost you a shit-load of money.

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IS: I'm sick of all these datamining nerds ruining my surprises. This time they just get a fuckin' question mark in a circle.

All these datamining nerds: Hold my beer.

Also, the banner the FEH reddit has up is very wholesome and makes me want to headpat things.◊

I hope the Askrs are giving all that cake to Feh, since she got cheated out of it before.

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Oh they better, if they don't want that steady supply of orbs to mysteriously dry up.

Pulled another Summer Takumi (-Atk +Res WHY?!?) (also I need a better name for him) and got my first Summila (-Def +Res, which is good enough).

Also Tier 20 yay.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody remembers it, who else will you have ice cream with?

I thought we'd collectively adopted Tak-Tak as his nickname by now.

Tak-Tak is his actual name. Takumi is the nickname.

So, I may have totally forgotten that, somewhere along the way in my quest for more Florinas and Gwendolyns, I pulled an optimal Clair. Thankfully, I had this buried somewhere in my notes, which I stumbled across tonight. Add in that the Arena feathers put me at just enough to build her and I now have an anti-armour Clair ready to wreck this upcoming Arena Assault season.

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Yay I got Nephenee from the free pull, she's -HP, +RES, but I'll take it since she's 5* exclusive and I'm F2P

Moment of luls for the day: I gave Anna Growing Wind for points. Tonight, she used it in conjunction with Desperation to cleanly kill a Bold-Fighter-Steady-Breath-Quick-Riposte-M!Grima. Bonus unit boosts too strong.

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