We tank those boi.
"Max Mindstorm!"
Bun-Bun throws a psychic wave from a kick, changing his type to Psychic, doing beeg damage if it hits, and setting Psychic Terrain.
"He's gearing up for war."It's Super Effective...! Wait, what? Right... his world has some slight type rebalancing. Psychics beat his dragons.
"Wow... Charizard never goes down that quick outside of level equalized tournaments. Your Cinderace is crazy strong!"
"Mewtwo, come back and Recover!"
Mewtwo comes back out, and begrudgingly uses Recover instead of an attacking move.
Mewtwo restored its HP!
/\。。/\"Hmmmm..."
"Fuggit, no guts no glory! G-Max Fireball!"
Bun-Bun, reverting to his initial Fire typing, does a backflip and punts the ginormous fiery orb at Mewtwo.
Edited by KiriK on Feb 24th 2021 at 12:42:04 PM
"He's gearing up for war."Mewtwo literally roars, and commits Leeroy Jenkins with a "ZEN HEADBUTT!" to punch through the G-Max Fireball (while still taking all the damage, of course, putting it back in the low red).
Zen Headbutt is powered up by the Psychic Terrain!
/\。。/\Bun-Bun fainted!
She sends out Novy again. "Earthquake!"
"He's gearing up for war."Mewtwo lands and barely has time to perform another move.
"Mewtwo! Recover!"
The mon manages to restore its own HP, only for a good chunk of it to be knocked right back into the void by the Earthquake. It huffs and wheezes.
"... We might be at an impasse."
/\。。/\"You have more Pokémon than me, though."
Novy used Earthquake!
Doesn't look like it's gonna let up.
"He's gearing up for war.""This is absurd! RED! Think of a better plan, you brat!"
Mewtwo used Recover!
"... All right, DODGE the next one."
Mewtwo readies up.
Edited by Rbade on Feb 24th 2021 at 11:04:44 AM
/\。。/\"Flare Blitz!"
Oh.
Novy sets itself ablaze and charges at Mewtwo.
"He's gearing up for war."Despite the change in attack, Mewtwo is able to inflict a genwun miss and leap up into the air, over the Flare Blitz.
It fires off a "DRAIN PUNCH!" as it rushes back down.
/\。。/\Novy is... oof, that don't look so good.
"Rgh... Sunsteel Strike!"
It charges at Mewtwo in a somewhat differently fiery manner this time.
Edited by KiriK on Feb 24th 2021 at 1:13:00 PM
"He's gearing up for war."Despite how epic that last attack was, the awkward positioning leaves Mewtwo unable to properly brace itself. It crosses its arms and takes the attack head-on...! But it costs it the last of its HP, and Mewtwo slumps over afterwards.
"... Great work, Mewtwo. Return."
"Uuuuhhhhhh Espeon!"
Espeon was sent out!
/\。。/\"Another Sunsteel Strike!"
BOOOOOOSH.
The Psychic Terrain faded!
Edited by KiriK on Feb 24th 2021 at 1:16:49 PM
"He's gearing up for war."Espeon is not pleased to be immediately pounded into the ground by the god of the Sunne. It protests protestfully.
"Sorry, buddy! Try to finish it off with Psychic!"
Espeon used Psychic!
Espeon restored some HP using its Leftovers! Not that it'll help much if it takes another steel nuke to the face.
/\。。/\Novy fainted!
uh-oh
Reyna sends out her last mon - Best Mom the Dragapult, who gets a bite taken out by Stealth Rock again.
Best Mom used Dragon Dance! Best Mom's Attack rose! Best Mom's Speed rose!
"He's gearing up for war.""UH-OH."
There's nothing Espeon can really do to this opponent... he's forced to switch.
"Venusaur! Come out!"
"Venuh-sar!"
/\。。/\Aaaaand Venusaur is one-two knocked into the red.
"... Wow. ... Venusaur, hit it with Leech Seed!"
Venusaur spews a barrage of leechy seeds at the opposing Dragapult.
seeds s u c c
/\。。/\"Wow, wasn't expecting that to hit as hard as it did," Reyna admits.
Best Mom was seeded!
Best Mom used Phantom Force!
Best Mom vanished instantly!
Best Mom's health is sapped by Leech Seed!
"Is it just me, or do you not have much anti-Ghost coverage?"
"He's gearing up for war.""Heheh, in the 'real' world (outside of level-equalization matches) half the advantage is just having super strong Pokémon. It apparently takes a LOT of work and dedication to get a buddy to level 50 (and KEEP them there), much less level 100."
Venusaur appreciates the sliver of HP it gets back from Leech Seed, giving it just enough strength to do this.
Venusaur used Substitute! Venusaur hid behind a Substitute!
/\。。/\"Poor boy. I could've wrecked your Venusaur with Bun-Bun."
Best Mom used Phantom Force!
Dragapult pops out and smaccs... the substitute. Whoops.
It then gets its health sapped by Leech Seed again.
"He's gearing up for war."Venusaur's Substitute faded!
"That's why I didn't send Venusaur out against them, eh?"
"Toxic!"
Venusaur uses its devil poison homing powers to send Toxic-ness at Dragapult.
/\。。/\"I see where this is going."
Best Mom was badly poisoned!
Best Mom used Dragon Darts!
Best Mom was hurt by poison!
"He's gearing up for war."Venusaur bravely takes the Dragon Darts before keeling over. Red thanks them as he returns them to their Poké Ball.
"All right, it all comes down to this! Espeon! You know what to do!"
Espeon comes out, and stands at attention. Waiting for Dragapult to make a move.
/\。。/\
Mega Charizard tries to dodge Big Ground, but the attack is too big to avoid and they eat it.
"GROOAR!"
"Use Fire Punch! This should do it!"
The actually-a-dragon-now rears up and blitzes towards their opponent, and tries to slug them in the face with Fire Punch.
/\。。/\