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"I take it from that look, you like food. Heh. Well, whether it's good or not is kind of an opinion matter. One I haven't been able to get that many opinions on. Selling food in a battleship ran almost exclusively by robots, in retrospect, wasn't my best idea..."
*Another beat. Calibri shrugs, then turns to Loki.*
"Relative of mine. Currently a combat-medic-in-training. Not sure what else to say."
"Indeed, he is. Presently, he's preparing to meet with a woman he's become rather fond of," Loki says to Aerys, nodding to to Calibri in response to his answer.
Cue Bahamut's... arrival, which elicits a shake of the head from the god of mischief before he moves to haul the newcomer to his feet.
"Not the most graceful entrance I've ever seen..."
"Well, I guess I wouldn't mind trying out your food—"
Aerys soon finds himself interrupted when Bahamut rather ungracefully flops down on the sand, his mouth hanging open as he stares in disbelief.
*Calibri nods to note Aerys's statement, then glances briefly over at Bahamut and tilts his head a little questioningly. Unsure what to make of that, he just turns back to Aerys and shrugs.*
"I'll have to remind myself some time."
As Loki reaches down to help Bahamut up, he would notice the divine power pouring off of him. He lifted his armor-clad head from the sands, and said, "No, certainly not my finest moment. I can never quite get that last step when transitioning from water to land." He accepted Loki's help and rose to his feet, sand occasionally falling from the gaps in his armor. "My thanks, my good fellow!"
He dusted himself off, and said, "I suppose an introduction is in order. I am called Bahamut, the Knight in Platinum — though, that is not my only title. And whom might you fine people be?"
Radiance looked over the Nihil Spawn, quite pleased with her new servants. After a quick glance at the others, she teleported herself and the Nihil Spawn away.
"Hmm... I suppose I would. I do wonder how you've gone unnoticed for this long, though. But no matter. Come, at once, and I shall introduce you." Walking around him, Grimm entered the portal Nightmare had come from.
Nightmare turns around and follows Grimm into the portal as Kirby, Domon, and Taako all go their separate ways. "So, that yellow sphere with limbs... He's a copy of a pink one who stopped my first attempt to break free from the dream world. Have you had any master schemes foiled by diminutive creatures, Grimm?"
Oca appears to be arguing with a small robot◊.
"man, can't you at least wait until the business with all the bad guys is over and stuff?"
"Can't I at least look around the place? You don't need to answer, I already know it's a 'yes'."
"Sometimes I wonder whether or not cutting a deal with you was worth it."
edited 12th Apr '18 6:25:41 AM by Rbade
A mighty blast zooms past their head, detonating over in the horizon.
"What? Oh, goddammit. Heads up, Single, looks like your going to make an early introduction."
Zelerie land in front of them, shattering the ground !
"Wait, nevermind, it's her: She isn't important." He says to her face.
"Hello, arena-xeno filth! What interesting and exploitable abilities do you bring to the table?"
"Dammit Single, you have to be subtler!"
"It's been quite a while since I have had to be 'subtle'."
edited 12th Apr '18 6:35:16 AM by Rbade
"I bring the ability to help the world by ending your miserable existence, you fat fucking waste of life !" she answers.
"As the soon to be the strongest being of this realm, of course I am important for cultured minds ! So I understand why you'd say that."
edited 12th Apr '18 6:40:23 AM by Bolded1
"Incorrect, this node has a severe lack of all fleshy bits, including fat!"
"You know damn well what she meant, Single."
"So? She's like ten orders of magnitude lower than 'not a threat'."
She promptly ripost by attempting to blast a hole through Single.
edited 12th Apr '18 6:42:31 AM by Bolded1
The node explodes.
A hole rips through space and time, and another one pops down.
"THAT ISN'T IMPRESSIVE, ANYONE CAN RESPAWN HERE!"
She reach up, hoist Single over her head and attempts to rip him apart, snarling in rage while spouting out an impressive amount of "fuck you"
This time, Single bothers to fight back.
He thrusts an arm forwards, charged with electricity. Basically, a DBZ level taser.
She get electrocuted but ripost by powering through and attempting to punch him hard.
The robot body shatters. Another one drops in.
"You may have been right, this xeno doesn't appear to be any different from an ordinary Saiyan."
"Nah, this is fun to watch."
She dust herself off.
"I fucking eat machine for breakfast, and I killed fuckface over there. I'll ********** anyone in my way VIOLENTLY." she says, using a swear word too brutal for human ears.
"As I suspected. Ordinary, garden variety Saiyan."
"Aw, come on, she can do amusing things!"
"I don't care, I want to see one of the interesting extradimensionals!"
"I said you'll see them when you see them!"
"Fuck you, I'm a elite warrior ! I reached my power level by will alone whereas this fucking guy used technology ! True Saiyans are lost on bitch robots and cyborgs like you ! YOU'RE NOT EVEN PEOPLE ! FUCK YOU !"
edited 12th Apr '18 6:56:08 AM by Bolded1
"Um, I am made of technology, and I'm pretty sure I am more powerful than you ever will be. I've been using scrap metal this whole time."
"Come on, Zel, not everyone is privileged pureblood who can become a glowing golden god with just some hard work and elbow grease! If anything, I'm the one who put more work in, surviving as long as I did with a low powerlevel."
edited 12th Apr '18 7:03:01 AM by Rbade
"Surprisingly, no. I'm not much of a grand schemer, to be honest, I like to stay in the background, let my minions do the work. I do have plenty, after all."
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