As Pepsiman has his drink, he looks over at Waluigi...
He is so surprised at what he sees, he squirts all of his Pepsi onto the ground. He is then seen choking a bit.
[PASIO]
He just continues to lay there.
"Waaaaa…"
He gets up, and…
Takes out a final can of New Coke.
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Pepsiman stops choking. He sees what is in Waluigi's hand... and Pepsiman is still too weak to do much, so he can only watch what he will do.
[PASIO]
He drinks the coke.
As he drinks, he glances back at Pepsiman.
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Pepsiman takes out another Pepsi can, and drinks it. He glances back at Waluigi.
Something something smithy
Suddenly, I. M. Meen appears near them, drinking a Sprite.
"Your taste in soda is terrible," he says in a cut-and-paste sounding voice.
Something something Arena.
[PASIO]
Waluigi stops cold.
He slowly turns his head towards Meen, not moving his body at all.
"Wha?"
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Pepsiman gets into a sitting position. He doesn't seem happy...
He crushes the can he drank from.
Something something smithy
He walks over to Waluigi and unceremoniously slaps the can out of his hand.
"Coke is a terrible soda and is for bookworms. Sprite is a true drink."
Something something Arena.
[PASIO]
Waluigi is absolutely shocked that someone would dare show such disrespect!
He readies himself to stomp this Meen into the ground.
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Pepsiman drops the now-crushed-can. After drinking it, he is feeling better. He stands.
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He thrusts his arm forward, opens his mouth, and covers Meen's view with Pepsi. He should now have his Sprite drink replaced with Pepsi.
Something something smithy
Meen leaps away from Waluigi, and notices the Pepsi can in his hand...
Wait. If it is Pepsi, why does it say Bepis? Meen throws the can at Waluigi.
"Disgusting. Just like Coke!"
Something something Arena.
[PASIO]
Waluigi is knocked flat onto his back.
"WAAAA!"
He retaliates with a Bob-omb.
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Pepsiman is furious now. He takes out two cans of Pepsi, and throws them at Meen. The combination of Bob-omb and Pepsi should not only do significant damage to him, but it will also cover the ground with Pepsi, making it slippery, and it will drench Meen.
Something something smithy
Meen laughs and pulls a book out from his cloak. He opens it, and both the bob-omb and Pepsi cans are dragged into it. Waluigi and Pepsiman will most likely notice the powerful suction coming from the book, threatening to ensnare them within the cursed pages.
"To the Magic Labyrinth of I. M. Meen!" he sings for some reason.
Something something Arena.
[PASIO]
Waluigi starts to run.
He actually manages to resist the suction, though not very well, well enough to not lose much if any ground to it.
He whips out a Tanooki Suit.
"Wa Hahaha!"
edited 28th Jan '18 9:52:30 PM by Rbade
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Pepsiman uses his super speed to run away from the suction. He manages to get out of range of the suction. He then proceeds to thrust his arm out, cover up Meen's view, and turn his book into a Pepsi.
Something something smithy
Once Meen's vision clears, he looks legitimately pissed off that the Magic Labyrinth of I. M. Meen! was turned into... Another can of Bepis.
He throws it to the ground and stomps on it angrily. "I am the most powerful magician in all the land!" he shouts as he shoots a beam of magic towards Pepsiman, which will cause his colors to dull should it hit, thus insulting the brand!
Something something Arena.
[PASIO]
Waluigi utilizes the Tanooki suit.
He becomes… Tanooki Waluigi!
He glides menacingly towards Meen.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
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Pepsiman gets hit by the beam. His colours are now faded away. This doesn't change much for Pepsiman, but it does make him a bit more angry.
He grabs two more cans of Pepsi, shakes them, and throws them at Meen. Since Tanooki Waluigi can glide, the ground being slippery after the cans explode won't affect him.
Something something smithy
The Pepsi cans hit Meen in the face and explode, causing him to collapse. A few cans of Sprite roll out from his robe as he falls.
Now would be a good time to attack him.
Something something Arena.
[PASIO]
Waluigi glides over him, aims…
And uses his Tanooki powers to transform into a statue and rocket downwards.
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Pepsiman runs up to Meen with his super speed while preparing a Pepsi Punch...
And forgetting about the Pepsi on the ground, slips on the Pepsi, causing him to fall down and hurt himself.
Something something smithy
Waluigi lands on Meen with a sickening crunch noise. Meen gasps as he is crushed by the Tanuki Waluigi, his hand reaching towards the sky, muttering but a single name in desperation.
"Weegee..."
The sky suddenly goes dark. Huh.
edited 28th Jan '18 10:21:19 PM by zbse
Something something Arena.
He gives in. It isn't worth the trouble.
Waluigi ingests the Pepsi.
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