[PASIO]
"Whaaaa?!"
This is a displeasing turn of events. That was supposed to anger Pepsiman, not induce pepsi goodwill!
He whips out another can of New Coke.
edited 28th Jan '18 7:37:57 PM by Rbade
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Pepsiman is starting to get a bit mad. But never underestimate him...
He proceeds to do the exact same thing as before, covering up Waluigi's view with Pepsi. This time, however, his can should now be... 'improved'.
[PASIO]
"Waaa!"
He startles back, dropping the can.
This guy thinks he's hot stuff, does he? Waluigi will show him!
He takes out another can of New Coke, opens it… opens the can of Pepsi…
And pours the New Coke into the Pepsi.
edited 28th Jan '18 7:43:49 PM by Rbade
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Pepsiman, madder by the second, takes a second to take a deep breath...
Then, he proceeds to do the exact same thing again, for he shall never give up at his goal of giving Pepsi. This time, the can should now have "shaken" things up a bit...
[PASIO]
"Wa."
He expected it this time.
He has run out of time to be calm and collected!
He decides to take action!
Waluigi verbally expresses his disdain for all things Pepsi.
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...It seems as though Pepsiman has reached his limit.
He proceeds to take out a Pepsi can, and this time... he shakes it. Then he aims the drinking hole at Waluigi's mouth while he is talking and opens the can.
If successful, the Pepsi will fly out of the can and land into Waluigi's mouth, to try to quench his "thirst" for anger.
[PASIO]
Waluigi's rant is interrupted by him choking on Pepsi.
He falls to the floor and hacks it up. When he rises, and there's fire in his eyes!
He raises a dramatic finger at Pepsiman.
"WAAAAAAAA!"
He gets into a stance, Tennis Racket in hand.
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Pepsiman takes out two more Pepsi cans, and goes into a boxing stance, with a can in each hand.
He runs up to Waluigi, while revealing his super speed, and proceeds to do a Pepsi Punch (a clone of Falcon Punch) into Waluigi's face.
[PASIO]
CRITICAL HIT.
Waluigi staggers, and is knocked to the side.
He shakes his head and lunges, aiming to stomp Pepsiman into the ground!
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Pepsiman repeatedly gets stomped into the floor, with each hit doing more damage to him and pushing him further into the ground. A few seconds after he is stomped fully into the ground, a Pepsi fountain sprouts, Pepsiman jumps into the air, throws his shaken Pepsi cans which should now act as bombs...
And then he lands head-first into the ground, presumably stuck. The Pepsi bombs should give him time to get out, but otherwise, this is embarrassing.
[PASIO]
*metal gear sound effect*
Waluigi jumps forwards out of the way of the bombs, landing on his belly and getting the wind knocked out of him for a second.
He quickly jumps back up, though, and whips out his penultimate can of New Coke, hitting it with the tennis racket right towards Pepsiman!
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Meanwhile, Pepsiman manages to get out of the head predicament. He seems to be relieved about it. He turns around, preparing to use more Pepsi...
Only for the Coke can to hit him right in the face, knocking him down for a few seconds.
After he gets up, he wants to settle this once and for all. He gets out another Pepsi can using his powers, and goes into a cowboy stance.
[PASIO]
Waluigi whips out a Bob-omb, tossing it at Pepsiman.
The Bob-omb shrieks, the fuse starting to burn down.
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Pepsiman shakes his can, and squirts the Pepsi at the Bob-omb fuse, quenching it and stopping it from burning. This saves the Bob-omb from an explosive death.
He cuts out the battle theme: https://youtu.be/z54MpfR3XE4
He then proceeds to thrust his arm out, open his mouth wide, and cover Waluigi's and Bob-ombs view with Pepsi for a second. Then, they should both have a nice, refreshing can of Pepsi ready for each of them.
[PASIO]
Waluigi instantly takes advantage of this, throwing the Pepsi can at the Bob-omb.
It hits, and the Bob-omb shrieks for a second before exploding.
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Pepsiman gets hit by the explosion and is nearly defeated. He barely stands up, proceeds to take out a Pepsi can, opens it...
And proceeds to drink it. This will leave him wide open, but if successful, he will recover a bit. Not to mention the fact that thanks to the explosion, the Pepsi the Bob-omb was given is now spilled all over the ground, making it much more slippery.
[PASIO]
Waluigi charges, racket above his head…
And slips on the spilled Pepsi.
"WAAAA!"
He almost falls, scrambling for footing.
edited 28th Jan '18 8:38:42 PM by Rbade
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Pepsiman finishes his drink, now feeling a bit better. He throws the can away. He thrusts his arm out, and covers Waluigi's view with Pepsi. This time, the tennis racket should now be gone, because Waluigi should now have Pepsi in his hand.
Pepsiman just doesn't give up.
[PASIO]
He manages to regain his footing, and…
THE TENNIS RACKET! MY PRECIOUS!
He shrieks in rage.
He jumps up, and tosses a Whiskered Eggplant Ball at Pepsiman, with a Drop Rocket effect (it emits smoke and travels at high speed).
edited 28th Jan '18 8:43:40 PM by Rbade
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Thanks to the combination of Pepsi on the floor and the high speed of the ball, Pepsiman is knocked down. Because of the high amount of damage, he is unable to get up for more than a few seconds. When he does, he seems to be heavily breathing. He decides to take out a can, shakes it a lot, and throw it at Waluigi. He then stumbles and falls to the ground, exhausted.
[PASIO]
Waluigi is a bit distracted by trying to stick the landing. The can hits him in the head.
He screeches and is knocked down by the blast, his face drenched.
He just lays there, wondering what he's doing with his life.
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A can of Pepsi rolls over to Waluigi.
Pepsiman still won't give up somehow.
[PASIO]
Waluigi just looks at it.
"waaaaaa…"
He takes the Pepsi and looks at it.
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Pepsiman takes out another can, and drinks it... for the enjoyment of it. At least he tried. He is at least glad there will be other people to give Pepsi to.
It hits.
Pepsiman holds his head in pain while crouching. It seems to have hurt...
Never the less, Pepsiman shrugs off the pain, and prepares to thrust his hand out, seeming optimistic. Cue his spectacular theme: https://youtu.be/z54MpfR3XE4
He then thrusts his arm in the direction of Waluigi, and reveals a mouth that is now wide open. Waluigi should now see Pepsi covering his view for a second, and then see what is in his hand...