Our avatars are in a room together

"If anyone asks, I'm really not a part of this."

Venom approached the webs, then raised one of its claws towards it...

Underdome - Hell-Burbia

"Challenging Hell-Burbia's entry-level battle today is...Clyde! And he'll be up against...a bunch of faceless bandits who are probably all gonna die!"

UNDERDOME - Hell-burbia

"probably. pssht. i'm already offended." the robot remarked, scanning the underdome's current arena.

"whatever. BRING 'EM ON!"

He lifted the blade, a short-yet-bulky cleaver, into a ready stance, in anticipation of an attack from any angle.

DMC

...Hmm...Well, then!

-He whistles, and from 'round the corner comes roaring his motorbike-

-VROOOM-

How about I give you a ride there? As a reward for your hard-fought draw...

Edited by MacDuffy on Dec 14th 2018 at 10:04:36 AM

CON AIR

Don't tell me to watch it, punk! I was here first! Go fight your own crime!

PARK

I don't need a guide.

Edited by ChrissieMcNapkins on Dec 14th 2018 at 1:09:25 PM

Underdome - Hell-Burbia

"Let's start him off with something simple, folks! Bring on the starter wave!"

-Several armed men run out of doors in the arena walls, taking aim at Clyde with a myriad of guns-

-There are also a handful of weird...dog-like monsters okay what-

DMC

Saber actually looks surprised for a moment, looking at the bike.

"Did- did you just- whistle that over? Like a horse??"

Streets

"Hhhehe..."

Park

"You do need a place to sleep, though."

Edited by Trip on Dec 14th 2018 at 1:12:12 PM

Up in the sky

-The helicopter ascends further above the city into open air-

Hey, maybe you should be grateful for some professional help.

-While Ray handles controls, Ryan aims out the side hatch of the cargobob with a rifle, firing-

-One of the shots clips Spidey's web, and he gives a yelp as he saves himself by grabbing onto Mania's legs-

Underdome -Hell-burbia

["guns! charming."

Clyde adjusted his stance and took a swing at the approaching SKAGS without a moment's hesitation, bringing each arc around with an unnatural grace to follow up into the next one without delay.

The man takes a step back...

...before Venom swipes at the webs, cutting them. The car turns over, about to slam into the sidewalk, before Venom spins a web and latches it onto the car's bumper. "Gotcha!"

Underdome - Hell-Burbia

-The skags are sent flying, colliding into walls or abandoned cars and crumpling to the ground-

-The bandits see this, pause for a second, look at each other, then open fire-

Underdome -Hell-burbia

The small arms fire plinked harmlessly off of Clyde's various parts, ricocheting with tinny "plings".

"you think bullets will save you? you're funny! i'll show you that martial wrath can make you half the men you used to be!"

He brought the cleaver back and launched himself into the bandits like a huge, robotic bowling ball into a bunch of fleshy meatbags. All things considered, exactly like a huge, robotic bowling ball into a bunch of fleshy meatbags.

...Yeah and what if I do?

AIR SPIDER

-She struggles to stay on her web, firing off a few quick web-blasts at Ryan, trying to knock the rifle out of his hands-

That was such a pro move! Great work!

-Pete can suddenly hear someone inside of his head-

Do not worry. I will not let you fall.

Edited by ChrissieMcNapkins on Dec 14th 2018 at 1:19:14 PM

Go go gadget copter-

-Ryan ducks back into the safety of the copter-

What the heck's talking to me, god what's happening, not the mindprobe!

Underdome - Hell-Burbia

-The bandits are unceremoniously...well, murdered, as the crowd goes wild-

"There's the Underdome enthusiasm I like to hear! Who loves you, and who do you love?!"

-The crowd goes even wilder for Moxxi as a board lights up on the far side of the arena, displaying an icon of a rocket-

"Time for the Gun Wave, but with a twist! All the enemies will be given explosives! How's that grab ya?"

Park

"I've got a spare room in my place..."

Streets

"Oh!"

clapping lightly, amused

Edited by Trip on Dec 14th 2018 at 1:22:30 PM

Underdome - Hell-burbia

"so they want to use a handicap, huh? fine."

Clyde tossed the cleaver up a few inches and caught it, readying the blade in a reverse-grip.

"i will too! it'll show them!"

"Helicopters" by Barenaked Ladies, 2000

-With Ryan going back inside, Mania tries her best to climb up the web as quick as she can... even with Peter stuck on her leg-

I'll explain later! Get on the 'copter or something! Don't just hang on!

I will remind her to be safe.

...Are you hitting on me?

Edited by ChrissieMcNapkins on Dec 14th 2018 at 1:27:04 PM

Underdome - Hell-Burbia

-Clyde these next guys all have rocket launchers-

DMC

Yeah. What, is that weird?

-He HOPS onto the bike, stylishly, patting the seat behind him-

''C'mon, let's ride!

Underdome - Hell-burbia

"hey, that looks like my cousin!" he said, pointing to a Vladof launcher one bandit was holding.

He jumped out of the way, deftly dodging the various projectiles with ease, and closed in on each bandit in quick succession.

What's up guys it is Jack and Geoff from Achievement Hunter and today we're

Okay, just give me— We gotta bring this chopper down fast and cushy.

-He hauls himself up with a flip, shooting another webline and swinging around the side, trying to ride his momentum as he scales the web-

Venom widens its grin, the full extent of its teeth bared. "Gently, now..."

The car's front bumper is just inches away from the sidewalk. "We would advise... taking a few steps back."

As the man does, he says, "So you aren't just gonna — drop it, are you? You're not gonna do that, right?"

Underdome - Hell-Burbia

-As Clyde closes in on the bandits, they quickly see the folly of their strategy-

-Namely, they're all catching each other in their own explosions-

Underdome - Hell-burbia

-and a huge friggin' cleaver to the face!-

Clyde cut the rocket-toting bandits down with ease, dispatching the ones not already caught in their compatriots contemptuous crossfire.

"i wonder why they call it 'friendly' fire. after all, it's not very friend-like. humans."