MAYONNAISE
Oh people have programmed spoons.
There was a sonic one.
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intrepid sword
No. It's a rag.
...
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
"I want it."
"... Why does it wears the rag?"
And then there was silence
intrepid sword
She. She wears the rag. Because if you look at her. You die.
....kyu.
(Mimi nods ever-so-slightly, before shuffling back behind Felicia)
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
MAYONNAISE
Well sadly the producers of it are dead.
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"And?"
"... Sounds troubling."
And then there was silence
intrepid sword
Yes. It is troubling.
(Mimi is tugging at Felicia's leg with one of those tentacles of hers)
What, Mimi.
Kyu...?
...Right. Let me.
(Felicia pulls out a regular ol' Poké Ball from her pocket and recalls Mimi into it)
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
MAYONNAISE
There isn't any more.
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"Betcha I can find em."
"... And there she goes."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Well you're free to scour the cosmic dust, because I destroyed the planet that made them.
-he shrugs with a small smile-
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intrepid sword
She's shy. Even when. She has the rag.
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
"... Is it not cramped?"
"... 'scuse me?"
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Did I stutter?
I said I destroyed their planet.
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intrepid sword
No. It's comfortable. It creates a world. A virtual one.
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
"... Huh."
"... THAT'S HORRIBLE!!!"
And then there was silence
intrepid sword
...
.....
(impasse...)
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
MAYONNAISE
Well yeah.
At least they're not alone on my tally, though.
-he relaxes, lying down and holding his head up with his elbow like this
◊-
-slightly grinning-
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"... I'm Mildred."
"You... You...!"
LEAN
"I'M TELLING MY MOM!"
Edited by Trip on Jul 15th 2018 at 6:10:14 AM
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Ah, relax.
I'm not gonna destroy earth.
World's not worth destroying when there's pizza.
-he speaks in a faux-hushed tone-
Oh, but do try and get your mom, I'm sure she can help you here.
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intrepid sword
Felicia. Is my name.
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
"Felicia... I like it."
"... Pizza? That's it??"
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Yep!
The thing saving humanity from certain annihilation from me... is pizza.
And you guys are interesting anyways.
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intrepid sword
Thank you. I suppose.
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
"... Mm."
"... Dang! Good pizza!"
And then there was silence
"... Is that it's skin? It looks loose."
And then there was silence