Meet The New Boss
Bathory: <One, I'm bored, and two, you need to evolve me.>
Julius: I need to- ?
Bathory: <Don't play dumb! I'm your starter but two of the other members of your team are ahead of me! This needs to be fixed!>
edited 25th Jun '18 3:33:45 PM by Umbramatic
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Elizabeth: "Oh, you got some new team members?"
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Leo: *trying to calm him down, walking away from Blitzwing to his team* But at least your requests won't fall on deaf-
Blitzwing used Crunch!
The tackle quickly makes Leo fall to the ground and the Crunch luckily takes a chunk out of his bag instead of, well, him.
While AC and Cerbeau are taken aback by the sudden attack, "August" runs surprisingly quick up to the two, clearly livid. He leaves the doll next to AC and Cerbeau.
edited 25th Jun '18 3:48:02 PM by Reuknighted
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Meet The New Boss
Julius: Yeah, I'm up to seven and I think she's jeal-
Bathory: <I CAN HEAR YOU>
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-Elizabeth giggles.-
Elizabeth: "You think?"
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Veld: <When produce has worn out its welcome, it must be removed from the premises to contain the stink.>
-as Jab Slashes, Veld grabs his arm and vanishes, the two cutting out of reality to reappear on the streets of Lumiose-
-the shattered vault door swings open, revealing the interior-
-nothing especially interesting inside, just a lot of money and casino chips-
-qzwhooooo!-
Mienshao!Brebre: <What?! No, I can't take your place!>
-he skates around the store in a panic-
Sol: ...
-He reaches out a hand, tugging Brebre back with a weak telekinesis-
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
"August" quickly ditches the scarf, making him turn back into a Golurk as he grabs Blitzwing off Leo's back.
Hothead!Blitzwing: *struggling to break free* <LET GO OF ME!>
Automa: *grips tightens as his other fist becomes all shadow-y* <NO HURT BLUE!>
Automa used Shadow Punch!
The punch practically sends Blitzwing flying, though much like a boomerang, he quickly comes back and-
Blitzing used Crunch!
Automa tenses up as Blitzwing bites his hand. He looks like the attack damaged him a lot.
Automa used Focus Blast!
Blitzwing quickly flies back, dodging the attack.
Another Crunch seems to finish off Automa as he falls to the ground.
Leo: *quickly sends Automa back into his Ball*
edited 25th Jun '18 4:19:34 PM by Reuknighted
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Glameow: <...Well, you're definitely determined.>
Connie: <Oh, no worries, I was joking. I dunno if I'd be willing to actually do that to people anyway.>
Soujin: "Er..."
"Opening a portal to another dimension to rescue Locke's long lost parents but ending up getting trapped here ourselves."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Meet The New Boss
Julius: We should probably humor her.
Umbra: -shrugs- We've dealt with worse.
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Dunsparce Cloud
Other!Jab: <Hey!>
-he teleports out of Veld's grasp, standing at the door inside-
<Most food that gets thrown out is perfectly edible! 'Sup, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Chicken Way.>
Jab: <Augh!>
-Jab is knocked to the ground, vision blurring as the room spins around him-
-as he attempts to recover his bearings, he looks around the room for anything that might be the anti-psychic measure-
Jab: <Hey! Eevees! You know anything about what's blocking teleportation?>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Blitzwing quickly flies towards Leo, who quickly takes out his Ultra Ball while using his bag as a shield.
Leo: WAIT!
Luckily, the Hydreigon blanks out for a split second, and looks calmer than he did before.
Icy!Blitzwing: *still glaring* <Vhat?>
Leo: *holds out Blitzwing's Ultra Ball, still hiding behind his Bag* You could always take the Ball with you so you don't have to worry about being caught by anyone else! *nervous* Sound fair?
Icy!Blitzwing: *squint* <...>
Leo: W-well?
The Hydreigon thinks, and he uses one of his mouths to snatch the Ultra Ball out of Leo's hand, then flies away wordlessly.
Leo: *drops bag* Phew.
Cerbeau: <At least it didn't go worse...>
AC: *looking around for a torn piece of cloth* <What, did he take part of the Bag with him, too?>
Leo: *sighs as he grabs it* I need to ask where to get a new one, *looks off for a bit before walking back to Mauville* but we should get Automa healed up first.
With that, Leo and co. walk back into Mauville City, the former still shaken up slightly.
edited 25th Jun '18 4:49:57 PM by Reuknighted
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Some Rando
Stormchaser
The Merciless assault left 9-Volt feeling almost completely done. He channeled the Buginium Z he had in his possession while preparing to strike.
<Hope this is what you wanted!>
“Hope this is what you had in mind!”
9-Volt unleashes his full-force Z-Move!
Savage Spin-Out Parasitic Pandemic!
N’s Castle
“Perfect,” Colt observed as he leveled and fired Pot Shot at one.
Kazuma did the same with Cold Blood, and Sylveon traded out Monoxide for Category 5.
Jungle of Japeral Genery
“As long as we’re here,” Colt shrugged.
edited 25th Jun '18 5:14:37 PM by AbsentCoder
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Flying Colors
-...-
-...-
-...-
Scarlette: ...Nothing out of the ordinary yet.
-Artoria goes unheard.-
-Corrin drops the Protect shield, and charges at the Gothitelle, form twisting and warping as her feral instincts take over.-
Feral Dragon: <THIS ENDS NOW!>
-She roars, slashing ruthlessly at the Gothitelle.-
-Zoroark Purple, without particularly thinking it through, uncaps the bottle and takes a drink.-
Zoroark Purple: <Thanks, that hits the spot.>
-...-
Zoroark Purple: <...Kinda strong, though. What did you say was...?>
-Echo smiles-
Echo: Thematically similar, but I'm afraid not. I'm Echo.
Evelyn: ...Okay, yeah, he rambles too much to be lying.
Grandpa Max: You stumbled across the right couple of people, then, if that's the case — we're in a similar boat, so to speak. We've been looking for my grandson — Evelyn's cousin — who ended up getting caught in an Ultra Wormhole a couple months ago. We tried to follow him, but lost track of him pretty quickly.
Evelyn: His name's Evan, have any of you seen him? Brown hair, about this tall, kind of a loser?
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: Mm. Right, the Illusion person.
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Dunsparce Cloud
PEFE!Every: ...You seem fine!
Chime: <That settles that then.>
-Rotary produces a champagne bottle-
Chime: <Where'd you get that?>
Rotary: <Tuft's been stealing them from Mobius for morale purposes.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
In Mauville's Pokemon Center...
Nurse Joy: *hands Leo back his Poke Balls* We hope to see you again soon!
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Fwomph
N's Castle
Weapons still effective yeah?
-Pent keeps his watch, ready to begin the fight-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
The Flamebringer
The Metagross, meanwhile, makes the Excellent Decision™ of trying to wrestle Feral Corrin, attempting to grab her and force her to the ground.
Obscured by Corrin's roaring is a faint teke-liliing, coming from the other side of the portal.
Brighid takes some time to recover, while Mòrag just kind of... backs off from the giant angery dragon.
Artoria's keeping one eye on the portal for the Nihilego to retrun and the other on Corrin in case we need a repeat of J-con.
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Meet The New Boss
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Elizabeth: "Yeah. Oberon's always up for a fight, and Cia could use some training."
-Thank Arceus Toxapex is A) a wall and B) resistant to Bug. Marina comes out worse for the wear but is not ready to faint.-
-She promptly shelters inside her tentacle-legs, glowing slightly.-
Kaisei: "...why didn't you use Gigavolt Havok?"
Anna: <Oh, just a little something of mine. Works like a charm.>
-Zoroark Purple will, of course, feel like he's been injected with hospital-grade anaesthesia.-
-AU!Shaun shrugs.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Meet The New Boss
Flying Colors
Zoroark Purple: <...Ah... fuck.>
-He zonks out on the spot.-
-Scarlette sweatdrops-
Scarlette: Uh, save the bottle for later, maybe? At least until I can tell if it's getting better? Because I'm gonna want a glass when I don't have to worry about Hell Brain getting mad at me for making it worse.
-For a moment, it almost seems like the Metagross has managed to restrain the Feral Dragon.-
-Until she gets a hold of it, swings it over her head, and drives it straight into the ground.-
Echo: The very same, except now I'm not particularly partial to the idea of a world reset button anymore. I'd miss the memes.
Soujin chuckles nervously at the 'rambles too much to be lying'.
Soujin: "We'd be happy to help you find him, yeah."
The Glameow stares at Umbra and Colt for a bit and then chuckles.
Glameow: <Well, you've got spunk, definitely.>
<...That said, I also get the feeling you aren't from around here, are you, Beorc?>
Edited by CorvusAtrox on Jun 26th 2018 at 3:03:40 AM
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: -shrugs and speaks flatly- Nice. You uh, know the way back to the Stormchaser? I'm like five kinds of lost.
Basil: -walks in circles around Echo, stopping to sit and offer his head for pets-
Channah: -sighs-
edited 25th Jun '18 7:07:36 PM by Metanoia
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
-Anna offers Zoroark Purple a purple plastic water bottle.-
AU!Shaun: "And they just kinda picked me up in Unova."
Elizabeth: "Saw that, did you...?"
-She looks down at the angry illusion foxxo.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"