befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
If you shoot for the moon and miss, you'll spend the rest of eternity hurtling through a freezing hell.
I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!... Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.
— Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove
In a victorious and prideful manner, I must declare that your entire military defensive structures hereby are of my, and my allies' ownership.
If I may be so bold, I would venture to say that the Master Chief is a relatively interesting gentleman, as he exterminates extraterrestrials and doesn't cower in the face of insurmountable adversity
How art thou, gentlemen? All thou castles art now in mine possession! You hath no opportunity to escape death and construct your horology!
I do not know the subject of your conversation, so instead of speaking I leave an engraving of a rabbit with a flapjack on its head.
My good sir, it has come to my attention that you enjoy billiards. Therefore, I have installed a billiard-table within your motor-carriage, so that you might be able to enjoy the game which you so adore whilst you travel from one place to another.
I am currently in the presence of your military structures, disposing of your soldiers.