Describe Heckfire here.
Do I hafta? He's icky.
Heckfire is a borderline furry who owes what microscopic amount of web infamy he possesses to his ability to turn daikaiju and super robots into sexy pin-up girls. He may or may not be animal, vegetable, and/or mineral and claims to have once actually fathered a child...HOLY CRAP, IT'S BREEDING! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
He also seems to be the only troper who actually lived through the 80's and 90's comic scenes and witnessed the horrific rise of Rob Liefeld firsthand.