History Tropers / Emperor_Ing

I’m Emperor_Ing, or just Ing if you’re okay with that. I exist, and so does the sun. Just... felt like I should mention that. I’m really only editing this to prove that yes, I do exist, and this page does too, but if you’re here just know that Super Metroid is the best game in existence. At least according to me.

If you don’t get something about me, it’s probably just that I’m a strange person. I’m also a fan of Metroid, so I use “Bird Magic” as an excuse for a lot of things that probably wouldn’t make sense otherwise. It’s kind of a catchphrase at this point.

I am also an eldritch horror. One of the Mediocre Old Ones, to be exact.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: I am not actually Emperor Ing, awesome as that would be. I am also not any other fictional character, at least within the context of this reality, as that goes against the definition of “fictional”, according to the context of this reality. I could go on a rant about layers of reality, but that would be weird and kind of pointless.

SIGNATURE AT THE END THAT EXISTS ABOUT AS MUCH AS I DO

Impossibly,

Emperor_Ing.



SPACE AT THE BOTTOM FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO WRITE THINGS

This doesn’t actually work, but I’m keeping it around because it’s an artifact, which means if I get 12 of them I can beat Metroid Prime 1. -Emperor Ing, who is not another person but is updating the status of this page. Not to be confused with Emperor Ing, the final boss of Metroid Prime 2.


ALL MY ARTIFACTS

If I get 12 of these things, I can beat Metroid Prime 1. Here are the ones so far.

Artifact of Updates - The space at the bottom for other people to write things. I put it in before editing other troper pages was disabled.

Artifact of Avatars - My signature. It’s a reference to the first avatar I used, Emperor Ing. It also works with my username, but it was designed because of the avatar so it still counts.

Second Artifact Of Updates - “feel free to add more” in the fourth folder - you can’t add them directly anymore, so I gave other options.

85.

[[folder:Metroid Bosses Nobody Cares About]]

Every Metroid game has one.

Zero Mission - Deorem and Mua

Prime - Plated Beetle

Prime 2 - Caretaker Class Drone

Prime 3 - Defense Drone

Samus Returns - Arachnus

Super Metroid - Botwoon

Other M - All of it, really, but mostly the worms

Fusion - Nettori

[[/folder]]

Okay, so I do this thing where I switch the music in certain bosses in games. Mostly in Kirby, because Kirby bosses go with everything. I present the list.

-Star Dream

Phase 1 - Faraway Voyage Of 380,000 KM

Phase 2 - Dark Area (RTDL)

Phase 3 - Metroid Prime Essence

Phase 4 (Story) - Star Allies Sparkler

Phase 4 Part 1 (Arena) - U.N. Owen Was Her

Phase 4 Part 2 - Vs Emperor Ing B

-Queen Sectonia

Phase 1 - Pierrot Of The Star-Spangled Banner

Phase 2 - Tonight Stars An Easygoing Egoist

Phase 2 - (Other option) - Pure Furies ~ Whereabouts Of The Heart

Phase 2 - (Other option) - I Am Octavio (Splatoon)

Phase 3 (Hypernova or Soul, either works) - Pandemonic Planet

Phase 3 (Other option, Soul only) - Chykka Adult Battle

Phase 3 (Other option, Hypernova only) - Death Egg Robot - Phase 3 - Sonic Forces

Phase 3 (Other option, Hypernova only) - Calamari Inkantation (Splatoon 1)

Phase 3 (Hypernova, laser inhale part) - Fly Octo Fly (One Minute Left)(only works if you don’t fully inhale the laser until the 20 seconds left mark)

-Time Eater (3DS version)

Phase 1 (first four hits) - C.R.O.W.N.E.D. (Dedede’s Drum Dash Deluxe - Reprise)

Phase 2 (Fifth hit to seventh hit) - Under My Control (RTDL)

Last Hit - Hyper Zone 2

-Nova (Super Star)

Path To Heart - Final Magolor Race

Heart Battle - Big Boss Confrontation (Ridley/Draygon)(Super Metroid)

-Naval Piranha (Woolly World)

Standard (4-8) - Darkness Returns (Planet Robobot)

Extra (4-Star) - Final Judgement B (Sonic Forces)

-Galacta Knight (Robobot) - Duel Of The Fates

-Wham Bam Rock/Jewel (Super Star) - Gohdan

-Lanmolas - Amorbis Battle

-Diggernaut - Hyness Unhooded

-Diggernaut again - Crazy Backup Dancers

-Diggernaut again - anything and everything that exists

-Calamity Ganon - Diggernaut Battle

-Dark Beast Ganon - Pure Furies ~ Whereabouts Of The Heart

-Dark Beast Ganon again - Super Copy Boss 3

-Death Egg Robot (Sonic 2) - Void Termina (Phase 1)

-The Twins - Secret God Matara

-The Destroyer - Fly of Beelzebub

-Skeletron Prime - Pierrot of the Star-Spangled Banner

-Plantera - Moonstruck Blossom

-Golem - Vs. Void Termina 1

-Ocram - Vs. Serris/Yakuza

-Duke Fishron - Decrease Your Electronic Device’s Aural Output

-Yuyuko Saigyouji - Finale (Undertale)

-Yuyuko Saigyouji (Last Spell) - Universal Collapse

-Shinmyoumaru Sukuna - Miracle Matter

The list will be updated when I do more of these. Feel free to tell me how well they work. Also, if the list counts as a boss...

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo6G5Wl8M0A This masterpiece, by DeltaHedron. It’s like if you took the feeling of hyper-ness and made it into a song.]] I listened to it while writing this.

If I had to pick the element that best describes me, it would be astatine. My reasoning? It’s strange and doesn’t want to be near you. As a matter of fact, you probably don’t want it near you either, so it ends up working just fine. If I were to describe myself as a Metroid boss, it would be Diggernaut. My reasoning? It’s out of nowhere, it’s kind of irritating but fun to deal with at the same time, it spends far too much time in the background, and it wields a metal rod. It also only appears in three rooms, and one of them barely counts - it’s the first encounter, and it just walks away and forgets you exist.

78. Metroid wallpaper (source missing)

[[folder:Other Songs I Like]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmRMXbDXxzw A Pair Of Divine Beasts]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgBoe_x9g2o Pure Furies - Whereabouts Of The Heart]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w5s7dwrH7Q Lunatic Princess]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZx5KydoqHQ Secret God Matara - Hidden Star In All Seasons]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfFd1xLMbEA Theme Of Evil Eye Sigma]]

It’s possible that I like Touhou music.

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgXaM7ufzhM Void Soul Remix by Itoki Hana]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2t-zlxFn8A Sectonia Soul Remix by DeltaHedron]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IdXZoLQUFI Royal Road]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXKDCfg4Y3g Zero Three Fanmade Soundtrack by EpicFailureFive]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pOKW7Btsiw Super Copy Boss Remix by E Minor]]

And Kirby music...

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBb5oTMQvIY Fly Octo Fly]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL2v1wvFZoM Yuganon Battle]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_NK5HgR6Q Stone Tower Temple]]

I believe that is all, or at least all the ones I’m going to list. I’ll update it if I think of more.

[[/folder]]

61. [[https://www.deviantart.com/effier-sxy/art/HB-to-blue-151524217 Ran Yakumo]]