Safeno is recovering from a phimosis surgery and his colleagues visit him. They want to kill him to end his suffering, but he wants to live; to distract them from this, he decides to distract them by telling stories.
Tropes:
- "Shaggy Dog" Story: Safeno's stories were no use to distract his friends, since even after they left his room, Funérea remembered and came back to kill him.
- They Killed Kenny Again: Funérea turns out Safeno's life support.