Awesome/Badass
- "Living? You really think we'd be living? Tell me, is it really living if it's only peace? Sometimes this world NEEDS chaos. Otherwise you never grow in character. The time when your character is put to the test the most is when chaos reigns supreme and you need to act quickly, basically all of what we've been going through. Don't act like you haven't at least learned SOMETHING new about yourself throughout this whole shitstorm. I know I have.
- "Help get Galaxy Lennantopia up-and-running and all of that will go away; we'll all become bland and static. We'll exist, to be sure, but we will never be living. If you choose to simply exist, that's an insult, hell it's a betrayal, to life itself. You know what life is meant for? Life is meant to be lived, not to simply exist within. And right now you are choosing to betray life. You are staring life in the face, flipping the bird, and saying 'Fuck you, life. I don't need to live. I'll be better off existing.' And you know what? I believe that's the most cowardly fucking thing you could ever do." - Mystic, The Chocolate Caper, Chapter 10
- He cried out in pain as I bit down hard on his neck. I winced at his agonizing pain. I'd betrayed him, and I knew I'd pay for it one day. Agony is a cruel thief, but his robbery can be of necessity. Yet though this is so, it changes not your pain when he comes by to take your hope away. - Alison, The Chocolate Caper, Chapter 14
- "I won't be fooled by your words, you demonic bodewash!" - Genevieve Atkinson, The Chocolate Caper, Chapter 16
- "Sorry, love. I don't speak 'etero." - Ivy Flora, A Mystical Christmastime, Chapter 11
Accurate/Relatable
- "No, I don't think you're basically screwed. I mean, there's a high chance you're screwed, but there's also a chance we can stop him." - Matpat, Our Eternity Together, Chapter 13
- "I think I did more running in those last twenty minutes than I did in my life before this," she huffed as she looked at the queen of trash.
- "Can't relate," Shane Dawson replied dryly as he munched on a five-day old Taco Bell burrito. - Our Eternity Together, Chapter 17
- "I dunno. I guess they don't see me as trash, but like."
- She gestured around the dumpster.
- "Me," she and Shane said at the same time. - Our Eternity Together, Chapter 18
- Mystic: Do you live in here?
- Shane: Not necessarily. Only after they clean it out.
- Mystic: But then what are you when you're not in the dumpster?
- Shane: Trash without a home. - Our Eternity Together, Chapter 18
- “I just hope you know what you’re doing,” Alice gulped.
- Mystic's thoughts: I just hope I know what I'M doing. - Mad As A Hatter, Chapter 1
- “Everyone comfortable?” Safiya asked, her sleeping bag on my left and Ro’s on my right.
- A general chorus of “yeah” and “what is comfort?” rippled through us. - Mad As A Hatter, Chapter 2
- Genevieve: “You’ll understand when you’re older.”
- Alice: “I AM older and I still don’t understand.” - Mad As A Hatter, Chapter 3
- "NOOOOOOO, I'm feeling!" - Candy Pop, The Chocolate Caper, Chapter 10
- "Bro, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but this....is lit." - Andrea Russett, I Don't Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Chapter 7
Funny/Heartwarming
- Genevieve: "No, we need a plan."
- Dooper: "Punch everyone!"
- Genevieve: "A plan that goes beyond simply punching everyone." - The Chocolate Caper, Chapter 13
- "Don't get all ENVY-ous about it. You've got something too." - Envy Flora, Island Breeze, Chapter 3
- "I may be a clown, but STDs are no laughing matter, Cthulu Squidward!" - Killer Kerrie, Island Breeze, Chapter 20
- Andrea Russett: "Who the fuck.....?"
- Ro: "Language!"
- Andrea: "Sorry. Whomst the fuck....?"
- Ro: "Much better." - Queen of the Spooks, Chapter 5
- As I took her hand, I noticed how mine was trembling, but in a good way. We made eye contact and I felt butterflies in my stomach, but I tried to push them to the side. - Mystic, Camp Insanity, Chapter 4
- I wasn't sure what it was or why I hadn't until now, but I started to notice Andrea more closely. She was a very chill person, and very honest. She was also....gorgeous.....but I had a girlfriend now. - Mystic, Camp Insanity, Chapter 9
- "I think it's pretty safe to assume that all six of us have no idea what the actual fuck is going on right now." - Gabbie, I Don't Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Chapter 1
- "Part of me was like 'Yeah, that's right. Bow down, bitches. I'm your new queen,' another part of me was like 'This shouldn't be happening. This isn't right. I need to get out of here,' and another part of me was like 'Dude, your kitchen just caught on fire. Fucking put it out before you burn the place down.'" - Mystic, I Don't Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Chapter 4
- "While I was being carried over to the temple, I looked over the staff they gave me. I still had no clue what those inscriptions said-there wasn't any sort of divine epiphany or anything-but I figured that maybe if I winged it, I would eventually come up with a rough translation. It was......a very rough draft of a plan, but when you're somewhere new with no language guides or Google Translate and you're scared to ask what these things mean, you kinda just end up trying to piece it together for yourself and hope you don't die in the process." - Mystic, I Don't Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Chapter 5
Well, we're fucked
- The stone glowed golden; just to be safe I pulled out another, but the doors to the lobby opened and I nearly dropped the stone in fear as I heard a demented cackle. - Mystic, Everlock Horror Story: Hotel, Chapter 3
- The bookcase burst open and in stomped a Gautier whose eyes seemed to have been replaced by black holes, or maybe that was really me hallucinating. - Mystic, Island Breeze, Chapter 18
- Whirling around, I saw elves upon elves carrying a throne of some kind along with a glowing tiara that I could tell was going to be serious trouble if I put that on. And the elves themselves were trouble as well. They had these creepy smiles and they didn't blink. - A Mystical Christmastime, Chapter 14
Heartbreaking/Tear Jerker
- Horace: “Genevieve, do you think there’s a garden like that in the afterlife?”
- Genevieve: “I’m sure there is."
- Horace: “Good. No one will be able to hurt me there, like they did. Thank you, Genevieve. You filled that void of love, the one my ‘family’ made.” - Mad As A Hatter, Chapter 10
- Mystic: "I wish Kyrie and Cyrille would come back to life."
- Instead of the usual golden glow, I got nothing. I tried again.
- Mystic: "I wish Kyrie and Cyrille would come back to life."
- Still nothing.
- Mystic: "What the hell?"
- Genevieve sighed, somehow still able to be nice to me even after the hell I put her through.
- Genevieve: "Mystic....It won't work."
- Mystic: "No. No, it's gotta work!"
- I pulled out another.
- Mystic: "I wish Kyrie and Cyrille would come back to life!"
- Genevieve: "Mystic!"
- Mystic: "No, it's gotta work, damn it! Damn it, bring them back!"
- I dropped to the ground coughing as tears streamed down my face.
- Mystic: "Bring them back!"
- Genevieve knelt down beside me, and rubbed my back.
- Genevieve: "The stones can't bring the dead back. I'm sorry, Mystic." - An Eternal Opera, Chapter 16
- Mystic: "I just want this to end. Can't any of you understand that?" - Mystic, Everlock Horror Story: Hotel, Chapter 1
- 'He..........hurt himself to give me a present?' - Mystic (thinking), Everlock Horror Story: Hotel, Chapter 2
