"I’m sure I’d be more intimidated, if we met in person"
— Reader to Yellow Diamond (chapter 39)
Yellow Diamond: Do you know who I am? I am Yellow Diamond.
Reader: And I’m Y/n.
Yellow Diamond: That mean nothing!
Reader: Yeah, and the fact that you’re Yellow Diamond means nothing to me!
— The Return (chapter 39)
Reader: Y’know… Someone made a call from that phone over there. And the one call they med from there ended a human life.
Ruby: What are you talking about?
Reader: Paul Dean? When he made a call to kill Finch, he used that phone right over here. Crazy, huh? One thirty second phone call and two minutes later a life ended… Really goes to show how quick human can cease to exist, huh?
— Keystone Motel (chapter 45)
"I wish we’d meet before you were convinced all there is to life is war"
— Reader to Jasper (chapter 49)
"It’s like I’m the main character of a poorly written fan fiction."
— Reader to Steven (chapter 58)
Reader: Don't come back to my time.
Bad Future Reader: As long as you and Steven are alive and well I'm not setting a foot back there.
Reader: …What do you know?
Bad Future Reader: I know nothing. Now go on! Get!
— With the Snap of Their Fingers, Thay Moved the Stars (chapter 78)
