"You're too precious to put into words. I think...it's like one of Theodore's buttons. If you asked him why he cared about them so, he would tell you it's because they exist at all"
—Arthur Parnassus
- Linus seeing the ocean for the first time from the train. He is so overcome by its beauty that he just lets his RULES AND REGULATIONS book fall to the floor.
- Linus stating that Arthur is not merely the children's guardian but their father.
- Linus final speech to Extremely Upper Management, in which he lovingly describes how wonderful each of those children are, and how much the world and the DICOMY has failed them.
