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Chapter 3

  • Winters' first words to any Cauthan are, "Well shit."

Chapter 6

  • ..."I left my toothbrush and razor on the Lancer and morning breath inside an Aegis helmet is not what I signed up for!” Winters concluded, striking a bit of a pose.

‘Your dedication to hygiene is an inspiration to us all.’

“You’re locked up in here with me.”

‘I have no nose.’

“You win this round Io.”" - A pre-sentient Io explores the realm of snark, and finds it bountiful.

Chapter 14

  • ..."It was now Winters turn to act lost.

“Shen?”

“Small fluffy animals that give eggs once a day.” [Veera] explained.

“Fluffy space chickens!” Winters exclaimed.

‘Oh dear, the hunger is getting to him.’ Io opined from inside his helmet." - Winter's sometimes gets very enthusiastic about learning.

Chapter 15

  • ..."I am inclined to view your scrawny girl in the same way.’

“There a reason you don’t use her name?”

‘She’s infringing on my man.’ Io stated simply, causing Winters to smack his head against the pod with a resounding clang." - Io has trouble coming to grips that she's not the only woman that Winters interacts with.

Chapter 23

  • ““So… you’re saying I’m like one big forearm?” He concluded. Veera was stunned into silence for a brief moment before she doubled over in laughter." - Winters and Veera discuss the realities of physical attraction when both parties are nearly entirely covered in fur, with the specific exception of the forearms of Cauthan males.

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