Funny / Death Note Abridged Hikari Pop

• The ICPO (wait... ICP... What the-!) meeting.
  Man 1: "Why don't you grow a pair Johnny?!"
  Guy in the background: "Who's Johnny?"
  Man 2: "That's uncalled for. I don't even like pears."
  Man 3: "BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!"
  Man 4: "Well he's a fag."
  Man 5: "I know."
  Man 1: "This is ridiculous. Let's let L solve the case."
  Man 5: "Poor guy thinks the alphabet will solve the case."
  • Later.
  Soichiro: "Get out of here."
  Matsuda: "But it's my first time."
  Other man: "There's a virgin in here!"
• In DND: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"