Survival Of The Fittest V 4151 To 200 / Characters

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B079: David Meramac

Designated Weapon: A Box of Kleenex

Conclusion: At least B079 can run away from things, and keep clean when he's crying his eyes out after taking a shot. Maybe his baseball skills will help him, but I doubt it'll do much good unless someone starts throwing grenades at him.

B080: Remy Kim

Designated Weapon: Switchblade

Conclusion: Maybe B080 can give us a rousing performance of West Side Story with that little switch blade of his. Either that, or actually slice his way into a lead role in our little drama. He's got some strength, so maybe he won't end up a total waste of space. Just remember—keep it cool, boy. Real cool.

B081: Roland Hayes

Designated Weapon: Tennis Racket

Conclusion: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Too bad this weapon won't help B81 serve anything useful at all.

B082: Ivan Kuznetsov

Designated Weapon: Umbrella

Conclusion: This could get interesting with B082. He has the skill set to be a true contender, however his weapon leaves something to be desired since no one likes an umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh.

B083: Craig Hoyle

Designated Weapon: Claymore Mine

Conclusion: An artist? Maybe Boy 83 can use his mine to create a work of art for me. Something in the vein of Jackson Pollock, using the veins of his classmates. It would definitely be a conversation piece.

B084: Jake Crimson

Designated Weapon: Cinderblock

Conclusion: You can just tell this one is compensating for something. Anyways, I see him and his weapon having something in common: they are nothing but dead weight. He's going to die, probably slowly and painfully after ticking the wrong person off.

B085: William Gregory Sears

Designated Weapon: Teddy Bear

Conclusion: I fully expect, nay, require that Will get together with G081 for some cross-sexuality sitcom hijinx. (NOTE TO STAFF: If I find it's gotten out that I'm a Will & Grace fan, I will find you, and you will wish that I'd only fired you.

B086: David Anderson

Designated Weapon: Pool Cue

Conclusion: Well, Mr. Anderson, you'd better hope you turn out to be "the One", or else I foresee a pretty short career for you on SOTF. Running and hiding is all well and good, but eventually you'll have to move. Even if you find allies, that'll only save you for so long. I don't think you have what it takes to be a winner. Too bad this is the real world, Mr. Anderson. An aversion to killing is a weakness some of your classmates won't share.

B087: Sebastian Decartes

Designated Weapon: Chain Mail Shirt

Conclusion: I'm starting to get a little nervous about Bayview. I think we may have accidentally kidnapped the results of a government experiment gone wrong. Maybe they tried to infect the water supply with Good Charlotte or something. Either way, I remain unimpressed. Unless little Sabby here mutates into some horrid "emo" (scenester? hipster? I've lost track) Hulk, he won't live to see his next Simple Plan concert.

B088: Cody Jenkins

Designated Weapon: Fire Axe

Conclusion: Cody Jenkins took an axe and gave all his friends forty whacks.. and when he saw what he had done, he gave his other friends forty-one. ...Okay, this may never happen, but a man can dream, can't he?

B089: John Smith

Designated Weapon: Benelli M3 [16 shells]

Conclusion: Well, B089, at least you know about flowers. Perhaps you can pick some nice ones for your own funeral. No one else will miss you. At least try to do a little damage before you go. Here in SOTF, being nice gets you dead.

B090: Orpheus Campbell

B090: Orpheus "O.C." Campbell

Designated Weapon: Hot Pink Keytar

Conclusion: Orpheus may be a muscular football player but that keytar isn't going to do much for him! It definitely won't help him protect Josée. Sorry Orph, but you'd better just man up and face the music. Get it? Music? Keytar? Heh heh heh.

B091: Phillip Ward

Designated Weapon: Cat's Claw

Conclusion: Well, at least this one's not a comic book fan. Nothing worse than having little Wolverine wannabe's running around. Although with the sideburns...

B092: Etain Brennan

B092: Etain Marcas Brennan

Designated Weapon: 1 charge C4 Explosive

Conclusion: Let's see some good old anarchism, B092. You've got the potential to cause some real mayhem, and your accent is sure to win you fans. I hope you can live up to your promise. At least make your one shot count for something, or we'll all be awfully disappointed.

B093: Tyler Franklin

Designated Weapon: Tire Iron

Conclusion: Our young Mister Franklin is about to find out the hard way that real combat isn't like card games. At least he might have a fighting chance with that tire iron, if he can bring himself to swing it once he sees what real bodies look like.

B094: Ridley Landon

Designated Weapon: Beretta 92FS (9mm) [3x clips (15 round capacity)]

Conclusion: Here's a student who's been pushed around his whole life. Now he's got a gun and free reign to deal out a little bit of justice to the old high school bullies. This, folks, is a recipe for entertainment. Let's just hope nothing like morals gets in the way. If he tries, B094 should be able to put on quite the show.

B095: Dominic Stratford

Designated Weapon: A Pack of Anti-Global Warming Bumper Stickers

Conclusion: Hahaha... Well, at least our little activist will be able to make a statement before he dies. The animals will be thrilled. You're doomed, B095, but don't worry—you just may inspire someone to reduce their carbon footprint!

B096: Edward Belmont

B096: Edward Aiden Belmont

Designated Weapon: Night-Vision Goggles

Conclusion: If this one got a weapon, I'd be a little more excited. But as it is, unless he can pick one up, I don't think he's going to make it too far. This class has really been pathetic so far.

B097: Max Neill

Designated Weapon: 4 Iron

Conclusion: At least if he ever decides to get off his pacifist ass and play, his weapon is pretty simple. Just imagine they're Democrats, and go for a hole in one!

B098: Julian Avery

Designated Weapon: Jian

Conclusion: Well, B098 should be amusing, if nothing else. Friendly, outgoing evangelist? Pacifist on top of that? What could possibly go wrong? No, B098's a sure shot for winner. Hahaha. No, I expect he'll be dead by the end of the third day, when alliances start to encounter reality.

B099: Timothy Questiare

B099: Timothy "Tim" Questiare

Designated Weapon: Savage Model 1907 (.32 ACP) [x2 magazines (10 round capacity)]

Conclusion: A gun will only take you so far, and without any more than twenty rounds I forsee him being taken out by one of the girls he sympathizes with so much. He'll just be a stepping stone for one of the players, I'd put money on it.

B100: Rekka Saionji

B100: Rekka “Jikan” Saionji

Designated Weapon: Skorpion vz.61 (x5 clips [capacity 10 7.65x17mm rounds])

Conclusion: Looks like our lucky one hundred got one of the better guns in the game! It's a shame he's unlikely to use it. Seems like Nature Boy is going to be too busy trying to sustain himself off the land to actually play the game, so maybe we'll get lucky and someone with bigger balls will pick up his weapon. I can dream...

B101: Zach Jamis

Designated Weapon: Jackknife Boots

Conclusion: Well, let's hope B101 overcomes his anti-authoritarian nature and participates in the SOTF program. With his physique, weapon, and personality, I have the feeling he's got the potential to seriously kick butt.

B102: Trevor Duncan

Designated Weapon: Hoe

Conclusion: Heh. Well, at least B103 pulled a weapon with amazing pun potential. Maybe he should team up with B103, and they can build some sort of fortress or something. B102 has some combat potential, so I won't count him out yet, especially since he may have some folks gunning for him due to his unusual upbringing. I hope the bigots make your life interesting, Mr. Duncan. It makes for good viewing.

B103: Kevin Harding

Designated Weapon: Shovel

Conclusion: A shovel and a hoe. B103 should hook up with B102—in every sense of the word. They'd make a wonderful fanfic pairing. On his own, Mr. Harding could be a threat, at least to some degree. A shovel's not a gun, but it's nothing to sneeze at when it's smashing your face in.

Female Students

G076: Lillian Hayes

Designated Weapon: FN Five-seveN (5.7x28mm) [2 x 20 round clips]

Conclusion: The kind ones keep getting the guns now don't they? It's going to take an act of god for her to survive this game. Maybe if she prays hard enough she'll find the strength to kill the rest of her student body, but I rather doubt it.

G077: Andrea Raymer

Designated Weapon: Gunpowder

Conclusion: I am touched that G077 is such a fan of our little game. However, it should come as no surprise to you now that watching is most definitely a different experience than being a participant. If she doesn't learn fast she's toast.

Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.

G078: Autumn O'Leary

G078: Autumn Grace O'Leary

Designated Weapon: Semmerling LM4 (.45 acp) [2 x 5 round clips]

Conclusion: Well I'm of two minds on G078. Should she ever run into G068 then I might think we have some bona-fide entertainment sent our way, as I'm sure one of them would gladly like to off the other. On the other hand she could just sit there and cry over grass stains. Only time will tell...

G079: Eiko Haraguchi

Designated Weapon: SOTF Lunchbox

Conclusion: G079's pride is likely not going to bring her longevity on the island, however if she lets go of her old reputation and embraces the new reputation of being a winner on SOTF...well, let's just say I predict an increase of lunchbox sales!

Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.

G080: Fiona Sparki

Designated Weapon: Felling Axe

Conclusion: What G080 really needs to get going is one or two carefully placed jokes towards her weight, or something similar. All that's needed in her is a tiny little spark, then she can go all out, provided she doesn't decide that a nap is more prudent.

G081: Gracie Wainright

G081: Nancy Grace “Gracie” Wainright

Designated Weapon: Mosin Nagant (.62x54mm) [3 x 5 round strips]

Conclusion: Oh I can’t wait to tweet about G081. Maybe I’ll update my Facebook status so it says, “Danya is watching G081 die horribly as she fails to use a good weapon.” Then all my friends can like the status too. It will be wonderful.

G082: Felicia Carmichael

G082 Felicia Carmichael

Designated Weapon: Electric Carving Knife

Conclusion: Well, G082, I hope you can carve out a place for yourself in this game. At least serve up some decent entertainment. Your penchant for bending rules could be interesting in day to day life, but I'm afraid here you'll find yourself powerless.

Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.

G083: Paige Strand

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G083: Paige Strand

Designated Weapon: Voodoo Doll

Conclusion: Run, run, run, G083. You're doomed, you're moody, but hey, at least you can kick a doll to relieve stress! Maybe if you pretend hard enough, you can actually bruise someone!

G084: Eve Walker-Luther

G084: Eve J. Walker-Luther

Designated Weapon: Shamshir

Conclusion: Well, here's another piece of fodder. Look at the bright side, though: her kid'll have all sorts of interesting stories to share! I mean, the SOTF orphans have it lucky. Forget car crashes, muggings, and the other ills of society. They have stories that will last lifetimes! Better yet, it's all recorded, so they can see their parents whenever they like, albeit bleeding to death while being riddled with bullets. So don't worry, G084... your daughter will always be able to remember you by viewing your ghastly death online.

G085: Alice Blake

G085: Alice Meriwether Blake

Designated Weapon: S&W 66 (.38) [x12 rounds]

Conclusion: Well, well, well. G085 could be a serious contender, if she decides to swing that way. Too bad she cares about another contestant, but then again, that could provide exactly the motivation she needs to start a nice killing spree. Slight masochism may also keep her going longer. This should be very interesting indeed.

Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.

G086: Victoria Logan

G086: Victoria Hamilton Logan

Designated Weapon: Flashbang Grenades x 4

Conclusion: Hopefully this young lady will have more subtance than flash. She'll need it if she's going to make it to the end.

G087: Rachel Gettys

Designated Weapon: Tambourine

Conclusion: It's a pity this little bigot didn't end up with a weapon that could truly rain Holy Fire down on her classmates. Oh well, maybe she can accompany herself on that tambourine when she sings her funeral hymn...

G088: Eva Lancaster

Designated Weapon: Pistol Crossbow (x8 bolts)

Conclusion: Hard to say with this one. She could just end up providing fanservice, but with a weapon like that and a determination to do well...c'mon, 88, prove me wrong and let's see just how much effort it takes to pull that trigger!

G089: Raine Schwarz

Designated Weapon: Speargun (x8 bolts)

Conclusion: A swimmer, eh? Well, I guess she could rule the ocean with that speargun, but unfortunately, it's not 'Survival of the Fishiest'. Early-game elimination, plain and simple.

G090: Kari Nichols

Designated Weapon: Madsen M50 (9mm) [x2 clips (32 round capacity)]

Conclusion: Finally, a strong female contender! With that competitive spirit and a nice gun, I see Ms. Nichols going far. Make me proud, G090.

G091: Vanessa Struthers

Designated Weapon: Double-Headed Meteor Hammer

Conclusion: I can't see her ever being able to use the weapon, but if she's lucky enough to pick up a gun, G091 could make her mark on the game easily enough. And if she doesn't, maybe she'll provide some gore as one of her enemies takes her out.

G092: Jackie Maxwell

G092: Jacqueline "Jackie" Maxwell

Designated Weapon: Replica S&W 66 (non-functioning, comes with x12 .38 rounds)

Conclusion: Haha. Our actress gets a fake gun. She'll need to be awfully persuasive to make it to the final act of this drama. I imagine stage fright'll get the best of her, in the end.

G093: Madeleine Smith

G093: Madeleine Marie Smith

Designated Weapon: PP-90 SMG (x2 clips [capacity 30 9x18mm rounds])

Conclusion: Hmm... It's always the quiet ones. Here's hoping G093 finds some assertiveness on the island, and makes full use of that very nice gun. Then again, I'm not sure she'll even be able to fire it without falling over, so it might be best if someone who could actually use it put her out of her misery.

G094: Raina Morales

Designated Weapon: Hannah Montana singing pen

Conclusion: Well, G094 could almost have been a serious contender, if she hadn't pulled the short straw in weapon distribution. Maybe she'll surprise everyone and still manage to pull some kills off. If she makes it anywhere in the show, I imagine her unique physique will earn her some fanboys.

G095: Petrushka Ivanova

Designated Weapon: Snowshoes

Conclusion: G095 has no chance. Bad communication means she's not going to be making many allies. She's not in bad shape, but that won't help when she's getting shot. Quite simply, her best shot of making an impression is to die in a particularly bloody manner. I'm sorry G095, but in Soviet Russia, game plays you.

G096: Katelyn Wescott

Designated Weapon: Megaphone

Conclusion: Scream for help, G096, because you're doomed. You have enemies, and allies can only carry you so far. At the end of the day, you'll be left facing truly dangerous people, people who can handle the real world, and all you'll be able to do is shout at them to stop.

G097: Lily Maclaughlin

Designated Weapon: A paperback copy of The American Horticultural Society Encyclopedia of Plants and Flowers

Conclusion: New flash: G097's fodder. She's nosy, and that's a great way to get killed, especially when you can't fight your way out of a paper bag. At least she'll probably make the headlines. And there's no way her mom won't pay attention to her now.

G098: Melissa Li

Designated Weapon: A Jetboil camping stove

Conclusion: At least she can cook anything she manages to catch. That, and overstressed people tend to snap in the most delightful ways. Let's see something unique, G098. Take out that stress on everyone around you. Get creative. I know you can.

G099: Jaclyn Krusche

G099: Jaclyn "Jacky" Krusche

Designated Weapon: Goedendag

Conclusion: She may provide good viewing, but I have this feeling that G099 isn't as tough as she thinks she is. We'll need to see, but I wouldn't be surprised to see her fall in the first few days.

G100: Helen Wilson

G100: Helen Louise Wilson

Designated Weapon: Glowstick (x6)

Conclusion: Ms. Wilson has potential to make things interesting, if her asthma doesn't get her first. Let's hope she manages to at least make a bit of an impact. That girl scout training of hers could come in very handy, especially given her poor weapon draw.

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