Guest commentators:
SYX: Sylux
KAN: Kanden
WVL: Weavel (Author's note: This version of Weavel is female)
TRC: Trace
SPR: Spire
NXS: Noxus (The above six are all from Metroid Prime Hunters)
KON: Konata Izumi (Lucky Star)
We're on the SOAP.
ME: I just want to find out what today's story is gonna be so we can get this over with...
I walk over to the monitor and turn it on. A message reading "You'll be reading something original for once: The entire first season of Space Pirate Captain Mac Taggart. Enjoy! >;)" shows up.
ME: Groans, walks over to the crossover generator, and types in some names. The portal opens up. Welcome to the SOAP, people. We're gonna need you to commentate on a bad not-quite fanfic.
SYX: Regarding the fact that Samus is here Do I have to it with HER?
ME: Yes.
SYX: Ugh, fine, just don't try to get me involved with the Federation. I'M NOT INTERESTED.
ME: I never said I would.
TRC: To himself Wait, they see me and they're NOT surrendering? But...
ME: Not scared of some blowhard teen trying to impress his bosses.
KAN: What'll we be commentating on?
ME: Some story titled "Space Pirate Captain Mac Taggart".
KON: What's it like?
ME: Numerous Japanese language errors, astronomy fails, and blatant author appeal.
NXS: That bad, huh?
ME: Yeah.
WVL: Used to work for the Space Pirates. You have any idea how hard getting through their glass ceiling was? It was near impossible!
ME: The ones in this story are way different.
SPR: How long is this?
ME: 13 chapters for this one.
