A quick jog up to Mr. Pokemon's house and the professor's aide gives me a most holy gift
◊. "Use these on your quest?" You sir have not a bloody clue how precious these damn balls are.
As I head out of New Bark Town for the second time, some dude
◊ assumes I am just some newbie out to catch my first Pokemon. The nerve of him, offering me a tutorial that does not result in an eldritch abomination materializing off the coast of a volcanic island.
My first wild Pokemon is less than wonderful
◊. Not worth a ball... but when I head to Route 46, something more useful
◊ makes its appearance.
BALBOA the GEODUDE joined the party.
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Guess what that means? It starts with "G" and ends with "rinding".
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Nothing too eventful on the way to Violet City... being about double the level of every Trainer you encounter has a way of smoothing things over. I head up to Sprout Tower, knock out a wild Gastly <headdesk>, rough up some monks
◊, and watch as something wonderful happens.
BEAUREGARD has evolved into QUILAVA.
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I am on fire. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Next time on THIS BLOODY LIVEBLOG...
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But first, I have a few minor scratches
◊ from clambering out of the twisted wreckage that was once Sprout Tower. I love socialized medicine.
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Now it is sleepy time, for my World Cultures professor hath decreed 9AM shalt be the time of thy exam.
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