Well, I took a break from adding istallments for many reasons. What? NO it isn't because my eyes were bleeding from watching this dipshit of a movie! Don't be silly <3 Here is the link for your viewing (dis)pleasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDwqUvI6VVs&feature=related
0:16
AHHH!!
Oh, sorry, I was just shocked: what kind of dental plan does that man have?
0:22
YAY!
0:30
"Nah, they just want to slap you for believing in all that magic moon beam shit."
0:51
HOW BIG IS THAT FUCKING OCTOPUS?! I mean...it's tentacles are bigger than the titanic itself! King Kong would be a pipsqueak compared to these guys!
Wait...in the previous parts showing Tentacles interacting with the other animals they are at most the length of his head. So that means there was a horrible mutation going on in the Earth's oceans that made all the animals gigantic and able to talk!
1:01
...OR WILL WE?!
(They will)
1:08
So there is a BIGGER octopus roaming around somewhere?! What, is it the size of the MOON!?
1:15
Look at the left,
"DUUHHHHHHHHH"
1:24
A- JESUS what a horrible creature!
1:47
"Shouldn't we be rowing our boat to safety?"
"Nah, just keep practicing the violin, we have to appear stoic to the viewers."
1:56
YES! FINALLY! Something that actually is consistent of the actual titanic sinking! THANK GOD!
2:01
...So...there were enough lifeboats for every one? The main drama of the ENTIRE SINKING reduced to:
"Everyone made it."
...Fuck you movie.
2:13
"So I'm going to let him die faster!"
2:23
._.
o_o
O-O
FUUUUUUUUCCCCKK!!!!!!! JESUS MOTHER FUCKING WHORE COCKSUCKING DOUCHE BAG FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! AHHHH! AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!! YOU SHITTY ASS FUCKING FUCKER FUCK FUCKY FUCKEDY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK!!
2:28
...You can let go now. There is NO ONE aboard. Why keep holding on to it?!
2:57
Mhm, so...if they hit ice cold water from at least a hundred foot drop...Yeah, they are gonna die.
3:36
This movie REEKS of letdown.
3:47
"Captain, comment on the titanic you just foolishly sunk?!"
"It was the most beautiful ship put out to sea."
4:11
...Is it just me, or does the ship look about the size of a toy boat?
4:24
Gaaaay.
4:32
"And by Hero, I mean that one guy who died because we Fucked up. "
4:40
O_O
...Okay, that's...dark.
5:05
o_e?
So...He was faking death?
Under...a large ship.
...God, make the movie go away. 5:33
I am surprised they actually cared enough to do a American accent.
6:04
...What, we expect them to have been lost at sea!? Well, that's pretty...dark. I mean, yeah their assholes but does that really make them deserve to freeze or drown in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?!
6:16
WOW! I mean, WOW! Even before the Transition shot happens, I KNOW it will suck!
6:18
Oh, by the way, M ORNI T to you too!
6:44
Oh god...please, make this movie end! I know what will happen! The Rat and the female Rat get married, even though they spent a good half minutes on screen, everyone claps and they all live happily ever AFTER.
7:14
I am just thinking...there has to be Italian kids watching this movie, right? Well, pretty soon they will grow up into FURRIES. And you know what their art will look like? It will look like THIS. Only drawn with crayon and with rainbow sprinkles!
7:31
Oh look, those Mice are walking on water that is obviously too deep for them to walk across. ...I don't care. This movie had a octopus bigger than the empire state building. There is no way it can get any worse.
8:02
"We are absolutely CHARMED by wild animals!"
8:12
...Whatever. I don't care anymore, really there is no way this can get worse. I mean...It's only a couple of minutes until the end! How bad can a movie get in just 9 minutes?
