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K-On! Episode 5, Part dos

The first part ended with the teacher ready to show the girls her guitar skillz. Let's see.

Woah, that woman is awesome. She plays the guitar with her freaking teeth [Insert quote about Hentai and Danbooru]! And she leaves all the girls amazed except poor Yui who is more worried about her guitar.

Sawako gets back to normal and is ashamed that the girls saw her like that. It's backstory time! Thanks for pointing it out, Ritsu, but I think the audience could figure it by themselves.

HOLY POOP A PINK CASSETTE TAPE! m/

Man,that guy is an asshole. You have a cute girl like that asking you out and you reject her like that?

Hey, I know you want to change and all that, but I don't think you really needed to break your guitar. I mean, I'm sure they are pretty expensive.

Woah, her transformation was rather quick. THE POWER OF STORYTELLING.

THE MASK IS BLUSHING. It's the power of love!

Did I say before Ritsu is a bitch? Because she is. I bet she will be a great rockstar. lol Mugi is a lezbin.

After that, they let Sawako review her music. She is not amused. According to her, they need a singer, and write lyrics. She then gets pissed off but Mugi saves the day by offering cake LOL THE CACKE IS A LIE GEDDIT LIEK THE VIDYAGAME PORTAL SEE, EVERYTIME CAKE IS MENTIONED IN THA INTERNET YOU MUST MAKE THIS JOKE BECAUSE IF YOU DONT THEN YOU SUK !!!

Sorry, I went in a tangent there.

Then we see Mio in her house writing lyrics for their song, when she gets a text message from Mugi, telling her how much of a lezbin she is. Yes Mio, yes it can be. You are in a slice of life moe show. Of course it can be.

Mio is embarrased about the lyrics she wrote and doesn't want to show them to her friends. Yeah, that's going to be really helpful for the band.

Hey girls, you could be a bit more tactful. She worked a lot in those lyrics, geez. At least Yui and Mugi like them.

The Ritsu decides Mio must be the singer, because, I don't know, she wrote the lyrics or something. But Mio doesn't want to do it because she is embarrased OMG SO MOE.

Oh Yui,please stop that shit. Everyone knows you want to do it.

-meanwhile, in the animators sweatshop room-

Korean Animator 1: Nansook-ssi, I don't feel like animating that Japanese pig playing her guitar, I mean that shit is really hard.

Korean Animator 2: I know what are we going to do, Younha-ssi! Let's just focus on the other three Japanese pigs while they watch her!

Korean Animator 1: Yeah cool! High five!

-racist shit ends here-

Then Yui realizes she is a failure because she can't play her guitar and sing at the same time. And Mugi realizes she likes High School teachers and stuff.

And Yui just got awesome. Oh wait she didn't,she still sucks at singing. Oh, c'mon Mio everyone knows you will end up singing. Haven't you seen the ED?

And here it goes the ending. HOLY SHIT THEY ARE NUDE AND DIFFERENTLY ANIMATED AND NOW THEY ARE GOTHIC LOLITAS AND THE SONG IS KIND OF CATCHY!!!!!

Well, this is my liveblog of K-On! Next time, I'll look at a random Axis Power Hetalia. I don't care if it doesn't count as moe. This is my liveblog, bitch.

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NatTheWriter Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 6th 2011 at 7:52:21 AM
Will you be liveblogging Kanon?
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