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Break up, by Mario (No, not THAT Mario) with Sean Garrett and Gucci Mane is...well, just read this.


(feat. Gucci Mane & Sean Garrett)

When I kiss you so good,

Why would you wanna break up?

MIKE: Uh, is this a quiz?

When this loving is so good,

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Or a riddle?

When I hit that so good,

Why would you wanna break up?

TOM: Survey?

When this feeling is so good,

Why would you wanna break up?

Loving you, loving you, loving you

MIKE: Minnie Ripperton? I thought you were dead!

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

TOM: Your guess is as good as mine.

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: I donít know; maybe itís because youíre a creepy stalker?

[Verse: Gucci Mane]

TOM: Oh great, Iím getting LOL Smiley Face flashbacks.

Now baby girl just dumped me

She no longer wants me

I'm no longer hired

She says that I've been fired

MIKE: Just like all those people who had to leave their jobs because of a depression! Isnít that a hoot?

On to the next one

TOM: Well that was a fast post-breakup period!

More fish in the sea

Girls are like buses

CROW: They stink, lurch and are full of sick old people?

Miss one, next 15 one comin'

Gucci Mane crazy and his ice game stunnin'

Swag so stupid still the bitch straight dumped me

MIKE: Maybe it was because your swag was stupid!

Over, no more smokin' doja

Baby girl went AWOL

She used to be my soulja

TOM: Soulja Boyís his girlfriend?

CROW: It would explain their song collaboration.

(Don't) Don't I lace you with the Gucci

(Don't) Don't I deck you

MIKE: Yipes.

in the Louis

MIKE: Oh.

(Don't) Don't I make your earlobe freeze

CROW: No, but you do set my nose aflame.

(Don't) Don't when I dive I dive deep?

I know I be, gone

I know I be, gone

I know I be,

TOM: Repeating myself.

(flirtin with them girls)

I know I be, said I'd be right back, but take to long.

I know I be, saying I be thankful but I don't

CROW: Their relationship with each otherís so detailed in this song.

I know I be,

Making you them promises

Then breaking you're heart again

MIKE: Who are we supposed to feel sorry for again?

Telling you she wasn't, who she was

CROW: Is this song about Bill Clinton?

TOM: It might explain all the lies.

Then we argueing, but babyyyy (I love you)

[stunned silence]

MIKE: I got nothing.

BOTS: Same here.

Loving you, loving you, loving you

TOM: Somehow I doubt that.

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Letís see, you cheat; you lie, and probably leave the toilet seat up.

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

MIKE: How would that help him get the girl back?

TOM: I think thatís the least of our problems right now.

Why would you wanna break up?

Loving you, loving you, loving you

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Ah, all the dignity of a broken-hearted middle schooler.

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

TOM [angry] Answer me or Iíll kill you!

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

MIKE: Címon, Iím stalking you just like Edward Cullen! All girls love that!

You might be from the hood

But to me girl you' a model,

Everything that I e-ever seen in a model,

CROW: This guyís sure got a large vocabulary.

If you're leaving baby, don't leave me till tommorow

Tonight we gon' get a little tipsy, with a bottle.

TOM: All the guys in the movies we watch are Casanovas compared to this clown. And I do mean *all* of them.

You gonna get me up'

I'm a take 'em down

MIKE: So their plans for that night are to engage in drunken brawls?

I'm a change my ways

We gon' work it out

CROW: But first, the sex!

Girl I wouldn't be the same if you was with somebody else

Girl it wouldn't be the same if I was with somebody else

TOM [whiny]: Címon! At least let me smell you!

I know I made mistakes before,

CROW: This song being one of them.

Promise you won't get hurt no more,

I got what you like and you know

MIKE: You always loved the thing involving a pound of butter and gravy.

Once you lay down, It's on .

Loving you, loving you, loving you

TOM: Mike? Are normal human relationships supposed to make one feel lost and confused?

MIKE: I think not.

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW [frustrated]: He lies, cheats, tries to get his girlfriend drunk AND heís surprised when she breaks up with him!?

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

TOM [angry]: Look up at the line you just wrote!! Look, just because Edward Cullen is ďromanticĒ for stalking his girlfriend doesnít mean it isnít illegal or creepy!!

Loving you, loving you, loving you

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

MIKE: Maybe this song IS about Edward Cullen.

Why would you wanna break up?

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Could be; he stalks and buys her expensive stuff.

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

[Verse: Gucci Mane]

Why you wanna leave me,

You should wanna tease me,

TOM: It certainly would please me to see you so sleazy.

Bein icy ain't easy, I make it look easy,

You should cop you a Bally

MIKE: I heard you can get them at the Omaha Mally.

Bet she rock Louis

Now it's fuck shawty

CROW: Gucci Mane: Making zero sense since 2005.

I don't like Gucci (Gucci, Gucci, Gucci)

TOM: The only truthful line in the whole song. (Song, Song, Song)

Loving you, loving you, loving you

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

MIKE [angry]: Do you want the girl back or not!?

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?'

CROW: Does this guy have schizophrenia?

Loving you, loving you, loving you

TOM [sarcastic]: Yes, we all wanted to hear more of this.

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

MIKE: Do the words ďsexual assaultĒ mean anything to him?

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Or ďrestraining order?Ē

So would you, break up(break up) yeah

TOM: [stunned]: What!? NOW he wants to break up with her!? But he just said in the whole song that-

MIKE: This songís done, Tommy, just let it go.

I'm back baby.

CROW: Well that was a suicide inducing experience.


I'm including the music video for this song here, just because it has to be heard to be believed.

Comments

Jan 15th 2011 at 2:22:13 AM
Good job. BTW, you left out an apostrophe near the end.
Jun 3rd 2011 at 9:22:33 PM
Wow, those lyrics were very MST 3 K worthy. Well-played indeed!

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