Break up, by Mario (No, not THAT Mario) with Sean Garrett and Gucci Mane is...well, just read this.
(feat. Gucci Mane & Sean Garrett)
When I kiss you so good,
Why would you wanna break up?
MIKE: Uh, is this a quiz?
When this loving is so good,
Why would you wanna break up?
CROW: Or a riddle?
When I hit that so good,
Why would you wanna break up?
TOM: Survey?
When this feeling is so good,
Why would you wanna break up?
Loving you, loving you, loving you
MIKE: Minnie Ripperton? I thought you were dead!
When I'm, when I'm
Loving you, loving you
Why would you wanna break up?
TOM: Your guess is as good as mine.
Do anything for you
Why would you wanna break up?
See I been driving through your hood
Why would you wanna break up?
CROW: I don’t know; maybe it’s because you’re a creepy stalker?
[Verse: Gucci Mane]
TOM: Oh great, I’m getting LOL Smiley Face flashbacks.
Now baby girl just dumped me
She no longer wants me
I'm no longer hired
She says that I've been fired
MIKE: Just like all those people who had to leave their jobs because of a depression! Isn’t that a hoot?
On to the next one
TOM: Well that was a fast post-breakup period!
More fish in the sea
Girls are like buses
CROW: They stink, lurch and are full of sick old people?
Miss one, next 15 one comin'
Gucci Mane crazy and his ice game stunnin'
Swag so stupid still the bitch straight dumped me
MIKE: Maybe it was because your swag was stupid!
Over, no more smokin' doja
Baby girl went AWOL
She used to be my soulja
TOM: Soulja Boy’s his girlfriend?
CROW: It would explain their song collaboration.
(Don't) Don't I lace you with the Gucci
(Don't) Don't I deck you
MIKE: Yipes.
in the Louis
MIKE: Oh.
(Don't) Don't I make your earlobe freeze
CROW: No, but you do set my nose aflame.
(Don't) Don't when I dive I dive deep?
I know I be, gone
I know I be, gone
I know I be,
TOM: Repeating myself.
(flirtin with them girls)
I know I be, said I'd be right back, but take to long.
I know I be, saying I be thankful but I don't
CROW: Their relationship with each other’s so detailed in this song.
I know I be,
Making you them promises
Then breaking you're heart again
MIKE: Who are we supposed to feel sorry for again?
Telling you she wasn't, who she was
CROW: Is this song about Bill Clinton?
TOM: It might explain all the lies.
Then we argueing, but babyyyy (I love you)
[stunned silence]
MIKE: I got nothing.
BOTS: Same here.
Loving you, loving you, loving you
TOM: Somehow I doubt that.
When I'm, when I'm
Loving you, loving you
Why would you wanna break up?
CROW: Let’s see, you cheat; you lie, and probably leave the toilet seat up.
Do anything for you
Why would you wanna break up?
See I been driving through your hood
MIKE: How would that help him get the girl back?
TOM: I think that’s the least of our problems right now.
Why would you wanna break up?
Loving you, loving you, loving you
When I'm, when I'm
Loving you, loving you
Why would you wanna break up?
CROW: Ah, all the dignity of a broken-hearted middle schooler.
Do anything for you
Why would you wanna break up?
TOM [angry] Answer me or I’ll kill you!
See I been driving through your hood
Why would you wanna break up?
MIKE: C’mon, I’m stalking you just like Edward Cullen! All girls love that!
You might be from the hood
But to me girl you' a model,
Everything that I e-ever seen in a model,
CROW: This guy’s sure got a large vocabulary.
If you're leaving baby, don't leave me till tommorow
Tonight we gon' get a little tipsy, with a bottle.
TOM: All the guys in the movies we watch are Casanovas compared to this clown. And I do mean *all* of them.
You gonna get me up'
I'm a take 'em down
MIKE: So their plans for that night are to engage in drunken brawls?
I'm a change my ways
We gon' work it out
CROW: But first, the sex!
Girl I wouldn't be the same if you was with somebody else
Girl it wouldn't be the same if I was with somebody else
TOM [whiny]: C’mon! At least let me smell you!
I know I made mistakes before,
CROW: This song being one of them.
Promise you won't get hurt no more,
I got what you like and you know
MIKE: You always loved the thing involving a pound of butter and gravy.
Once you lay down, It's on .
Loving you, loving you, loving you
TOM: Mike? Are normal human relationships supposed to make one feel lost and confused?
MIKE: I think not.
When I'm, when I'm
Loving you, loving you
Why would you wanna break up?
CROW [frustrated]: He lies, cheats, tries to get his girlfriend drunk AND he’s surprised when she breaks up with him!?
Do anything for you
Why would you wanna break up?
See I been driving through your hood
Why would you wanna break up?
TOM [angry]: Look up at the line you just wrote!! Look, just because Edward Cullen is “romantic” for stalking his girlfriend doesn’t mean it isn’t illegal or creepy!!
Loving you, loving you, loving you
When I'm, when I'm
Loving you, loving you
MIKE: Maybe this song IS about Edward Cullen.
Why would you wanna break up?
Do anything for you
Why would you wanna break up?
CROW: Could be; he stalks and buys her expensive stuff.
See I been driving through your hood
Why would you wanna break up?
[Verse: Gucci Mane]
Why you wanna leave me,
You should wanna tease me,
TOM: It certainly would please me to see you so sleazy.
Bein icy ain't easy, I make it look easy,
You should cop you a Bally
MIKE: I heard you can get them at the Omaha Mally.
Bet she rock Louis
Now it's fuck shawty
CROW: Gucci Mane: Making zero sense since 2005.
I don't like Gucci (Gucci, Gucci, Gucci)
TOM: The only truthful line in the whole song. (Song, Song, Song)
Loving you, loving you, loving you
When I'm, when I'm
Loving you, loving you
Why would you wanna break up?
MIKE [angry]: Do you want the girl back or not!?
Do anything for you
Why would you wanna break up?
See I been driving through your hood
Why would you wanna break up?'
CROW: Does this guy have schizophrenia?
Loving you, loving you, loving you
TOM [sarcastic]: Yes, we all wanted to hear more of this.
When I'm, when I'm
Loving you, loving you
Why would you wanna break up?
MIKE: Do the words “sexual assault” mean anything to him?
Do anything for you
Why would you wanna break up?
See I been driving through your hood
Why would you wanna break up?
CROW: Or “restraining order?”
So would you, break up(break up) yeah
TOM: [stunned]: What!? NOW he wants to break up with her!? But he just said in the whole song that-
MIKE: This song’s done, Tommy, just let it go.
I'm back baby.
CROW: Well that was a suicide inducing experience.
I'm including the music video for this song here, just because it has to be heard to be believed.
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