It's time for another bad song!! This ep: LOL Smiley Face by Trey Songz featuring Soulja Boy & Gucci Mane.
[Intro:]
I Luvvv Fisher Price
TOM: Well, this is certainly a sign of maturity.
804 335 0051 (LOL smiley face lol smiley face... Soulja boy Tell'Em)
MIKE: I think we’re in for quite a ride, guys.
804 335 0051 (GUCCI... lol smiley face, lol smiley face)
[Chorus: Trey Songz]
Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
CROW [girl]: Tee-hee! I’m horny!!
Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
[Verse 1: Trey Songz]
Shawty called me phone I was busy (I was busy yup)
Cruisin' in that Benz around the city (yup)
TOM [sarcastic]: Oh, flaunting around your wealth’s *real* busy.
Then I felt my phone buzz, I know that she like us
I'm a bad boy like Diddy (take that)
MIKE: I stomp on Kremlings who steal my banana hoarde!!
Then she sent a text that had said, "baby, I'm at home" Then she sent another one that said she's all alone
CROW: Uh-oh, I bet there’s a serial killer in the attic.
So I texted her a smiley face and said, "let's get it goin' " She said, "lol boy you crazy, come on"
TOM [girl]: I’m a lesbian, remember?
Then she said "actually, you ain't gotta ask me" Sent that lil' face with the tongue 'cause I'm nasty
CROW: Or just juvenile.
I'm on my way (way), girl I can't wait (wait)
MIKE: After all, it’s been proven that driving around flaunting your wealth makes you horny.
Twitter me a picture, lemme see that ok
CROW: Couldn’t you wait ‘till you got home!?
MIKE [Trey]: No, I’m too busy cruising in that ‘Benz around the city.
[Chorus: Trey Songz]
Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this
TOM [Trey, horrified]: Mom!?
(LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
Go to my page and follow
CROW [Trey]: Now everyone can see hawt pics of my girlfriend!! God, I love the Internet.
And if you got a body like a Coke bottle
MIKE: You’ll be made out of glass and easily break.
Shawty sent a Twit pic (it's me Gucci)
TOM [Gucci]: I live in your closet next to Louis Vuitton.
saying come and get this (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
[Verse 2:Gucci Mane]
CROW: Yeah, well I’m Armani Ponytail.
You got me shawty, text Mane
Send ya boy a smiley face
TOM: And win a brand-new car!!!
Gucci Mane, X rated we can make a sex tape
MIKE: Okay, how about we don’t do that and you fade into obscurity instead?
Pics on my iPhone
Gucci on her iPod
CROW: Lyrics by Apple ™ Corp. Go download this song on iTunes™. It’ll make you say LOL with a smile on your face!!
When she turn around, ass make ya say oh God
TOM: I left the oven on!!
Mami real beautiful
Manicured cuticles
Office job
CROW [Gucci, obviously lying] : See? Shawty’s not a trophy girlfriend!! She works for her money!!
Student girl
Holding down her cubicle
MIKE: Oh, is *that* what they’re calling it now?
And she got my number tell her man that's like a miracle
TOM: Mike? What does that lyric mean?
MIKE: Yes.
Said she love my swag
6's on my vehicle
CROW: It’s fashionable to have giant 6’s on your car? I’ll never understand rappers…
G.A. to V.A.
Cali girls love me
Brooklyn girls hug me
MIKE: North Dakota girls just stand right next to me.
Miami girls sexy
TOM [stupid]: I like lady parts. Huhhuhhuh!!
Pull off in the stretcher
Sean Paul flexin'
TOM: What does Sean Paul have to do with this song?
CROW: Other than reminding us that we could be listening to better pop music, nothing.
First date sexin'
Next night textin'
MIKE: The night after that, I just sit at home and watch TV.
[Chorus: Trey Songz]
Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
CROW [Trey]: I’ll put this conversation in a song!! (LOL, smiley face).
Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this
TOM: Football, signed Lucy Van Pelt.
(LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
Go to my page and follow
And if you got a body like a Coke bottle
MIKE: New or Classic?
Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this
CROW: Cat out of the tree, already!!
(LOL smiley face (Trey I gotcha' baby), lol smiley face)
[Verse 3: Soulja Boy]
Lol smiley face, lol smiley face
TOM: Oh good, we can see some real depth here.
Soulja boy Tell'Em bae, lol smiley face
Babygirl sent a picture to my Blackberry
She fine and she thick just like Halle Berry (well damn)
CROW: Does that mean she starred in Catwoman, too?
Kiss me thru the fone,
MIKE: I guess Hooked on Phonics didn’t work for Soulja Boy.
lol smiley face
We can go and kick it bae, later on at my place
She messaged me on myspace, told me she love me
TOM [girl]: I love you so much, I’m using an outdated social network to talk to you!! (Heart, smiley face).
She textin' my phone 4:30 in the morning, "baby I'm horny, I wanna kiss you"
CROW [girl]: But we have to get married first.
I can put it on ya, that's not an issue
She scratchin' my back, screamin' out I'm hers
MIKE: I’ve seen zoo animals go at it with more dignity than this!!
'She text my phone said, "I need your love"
TOM: And I want your sex.
I met her Monday, last week in the club One week later, now she tellin' me that she in love, HA
CROW [Nelson Muntz]: Ha-ha! Someone confused love with lust again!!
[Chorus: Trey Songz]
'Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this
MIKE: I bet it’s actually a link to 2girls1cup.
(LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
'''Go to my page and follow
And if you got a body like a Coke bottle
TOM: Would you please get inside my recycling bin? Some grade schoolers are having a bottle drive.
Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)
CROW: This song’s awful. (H8, grouchy face).
OMG, i h8 this song!! LOL, :)
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