Live Blogs The Adventure of Failure Shepard or How Not to Play the Mass Effect Trilogy

lrrose2013-02-12 14:23:39

For the past few months, I have been planning to do a playthrough of the Mass Effect Trilogy where I make the dumbest decisions possible. I have decided to share this experience with you all.

This liveblog will chronicle the adventure of Lieutenant Commander Failure Shepard, better known as FailShep. Young Failure was born on the Human colony of Midnoir, where he lived until it was attacked by evil batarian pirates, who killed everyone he ever knew. FailShep was only sixteen at the time.

Shortly after, FailShep enlisted in the Alliance Military, where his squad was killed by Thresher Maws. FailShep's escape of the Maws made him a legend among the Alliance.

tldr; Failure Shepard is male, a Colonist and a Sole Survivor. Because this playthrough is going to be somewhat minimalist in nature, I'm playing as a Soldier and on the lowest difficulty settings.

Comments

Korval Since: Dec, 1969

Mar 9th 2013 at 2:07:39 AM

When that doesn't work, Fail Shep threatens to cut Kelham's balls off and sell them to a krogan.

Fem Shep sells that line so much better than Male Shep...

lonelyloner Since: Dec, 1969

Jan 1st 2014 at 11:01:49 PM

Exact same fail happened to me first time doing this mission, i thought just following Joram's so easy it's boring, and I momentarily snoozed. Just enough for me to lose sight of Joram and I could not find him again in time. I felt like an idiot.