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2	[[caption-width-right:350:''"[[AintTooProudToBeg Life is not earned by begging]], [[DeadlyGame life is earned through doing puzzles]]."'']]
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4	->''"Hope you have coupon for coffin."''
5	-->-- ''Mr. Puzzles''
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7	''Mr. Puzzles Wants You To Be Less Alive'' is a 2021 CG animated horror short-film produced and released by Creator/{{Netflix}} as part of the ''Netflix by Bots'' series, in a first-of-its-kind production: It is written entirely by a bot, with some assistance from Keaton Patti, which watched over 400,000 hours of various horror films and shows, to create the ''ultimate'' horror experience.
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9	Or that's what it says anyway... the fact it would take 200 years to make enough two-hour horror movies at a rate of a thousand per year[[note]]which was roughly the current worldwide rate around the time this film was made, but of course drops when going back in time[[/note]] to amount to 400,000 hours hints that the claim may not be so serious and Patti may have had a bit larger role in the writing, such as doing all of it as a parody of both bots and horror movies.
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11	Anyway, the AI technology of 2021 isn't exactly as... [[ArtificialStupidity advanced]] as some would have you believe, and as a result the film is batshit crazy, a veritable horror-trope overdose, and is ''just'' [[SoBadItsGood coherent enough to be seriously funny]].
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13	The "plot", as it were, follows a woman named Jennifer, who was supposed to spend her Halloween at sexy summer camp who gets captured by an evil puppet with a mask from hell [[TakeThat or Texas]] on a three-wheel unicycle named Mr. Puzzles, and forced to play his sadistic games. A veritable nightmare of chair saws, red coworker juice, and whales ensues.
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15	The film is preceded by ''The First Stand-Up Comedy Special Written Entirely By Bots'' and followed by ''[[WesternAnimation/CarolsChristmasCarolForCarolAWomanNamedCarol Carol's Christmas Carol for Carol, A Woman Named Carol 2: The sequel to Carol's Christmas Carol for Carol, A Woman Named Carol]]''.
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17	The entire film is available on the official Netflix Is a Joke Youtube channel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzbxNoMjGM here]].
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19	!!Beware of spoilers lest Mr. Puzzles stab the Consequences Button:
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21	* AbandonedWarehouse: The film takes place in "The Rust Factory", owned by "Rust Brothers Co." This explains why Mr. Puzzles setup the puzzles here ala [[Franchise/{{Saw}} Jigsaw]].
22	* AbnormalAmmo:
23	** The Detective's pistol shoots bottles of whisky. Unfortunately, he misses since his aim was alcohol.
24	** The cannon that sprays the coworker into red juice fires sharp rollerblades.
25	* AffectionateParody: This is basically the ''best'' way to the describe the short, as it's overloaded with tropes from films such as ''Film/JennifersBody'', ''Franchise/TheTexasChainsawMassacre'', ''Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer'' and ''Franchise/{{Saw}}''.
26	* AnimateInanimateObject: The antidote to the chair-saws is implied to be one, as it was revealed to be the ghost of an antidote murdered by a Polter Geisha 100 years ago when Jennifer tries grabbing it.
27	* TheAlcoholic: The Detective is so drunk and haunted by sobriety that he can't even stand up straight for two seconds. His bullets are whisky bottles!
28	* AntagonistTitle: Mr. Puzzles is the BigBad of the film, and he would ''very much'' like you to be less alive.
29	* ArtisticLicenseLaw: It's not exactly certain how criminal law applies to non-living chair saws, but the whale regardless arrests and handcuffs (chainsawcuffs?) them.
30	* AssholeVictim: Mr. Puzzles seems to target these, with the detective being the only victim of his not to have done something wrong.
31	** Jennifer's coworker had ''many'' families. [[YourCheatingHeart It's safe to say he deserved it.]]
32	** To a degree, Jennifer herself. She got drunk last summer, ran over several people, refuses to take responsibility for it, lies about it happening when Mr. Puzzles directly confronts her about it (Mr. Puzzles all but states he is targetting her because of said deaths), and pretty much laughs off her coworker's death after being rescued.
33	* TheBadGuyWins: Mr. Puzzles kills Jennifer in the end and wins. He ''always'' wins.
34	* BarefootCaptives: Jennifer is never seen wearing shoes throughout the whole movie. The only times we see her feet are in the current time.
35	* BatmanGambit: Jenny-fear pulls one by attempting to challenge Mr. Puzzles with a puzzle of her own. He is genuinely surprised and delighted, but alas the Detective ends up botching it.
36	* BigBad: Mr. Puzzles is the main threat of the whole short film.
37	* BigDamnHeroes: The Detective literally drops in through the roof on the action, [[SubvertedTrope though very quickly trips a]] [[{{Malaproper}} boobly trap]] [[SubvertedTrope and gets crushed by a whale]] (turns out the whale was an undercover cop). The ''army'' of whales near the end that crash through the roof [[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy space whale style]] (somehow) when Jennifer and the Detective are strapped onto bowling pins with a giant bowling ball with knives fit the bill better .
38	* BlatantLies: When Mr. Puzzles asks Jennifer [[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer what she did last summer]], she lies through her teeth.
39	-->'''Jennifer:''' ''(flashback of her driving a car)'' Gosh, do I enjoy driving whole under the influence of underage drugs. Oh no. [[Film/ChildrenOfTheCorn A child made of corn]]. ''(runs over)'' Oh no. [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet An afraidy Cougar]]. ''(runs over)'' Oh no. [[Franchise/FridayThe13th A man named Jason]]. ''(runs over)'' Oh no. [[Film/InterviewWithTheVampire A vampire doing an interview]]. ''(runs over)'' There was no way to prevent this.\
40	'''Jennifer:''' [[BadLiar I did normal summer activities.]]\
41	'''Mr. Puzzles:''' Puzzle failed. [[PreMortemOneLiner I hope you have coupon for coffin.]] (''stabs Consequences Button)''
42	* BrutalHonesty: For such a bad liar, Jennifer is ''brutally'' honest.
43	-->'''Detective:''' Sorry your coworker died.\
44	'''Jennifer:''' It is okay. [[WeHaveReserves It is large company]].
45	* TheCakeIsALie: The first puzzle requires Jennifer to try and disable the chair saws with an antidote. But the fool had no idea that the antidote has been a ghost for a 100 years, murdered by a [[Film/{{Poltergeist\|1982}} Polter Geisha!]]
46	* CaptainErsatz: Mr. Puzzles is one of [[Franchise/{{Saw}} Jigsaw]], what with the deadly puzzles and using a puppet on a three-wheeled cycle to speak to his victims (though he uses a three-wheeled unicycle rather than a tricycle. And, yes, there is a difference: only one of the three-wheeled unicycle's wheels actually touches the ground, the other two stick out like wings).
47	* CaptainObvious: The narrator describes Jennifer dangling over a "vat" of chair saws as "not a normal Halloween for her".
48	* ChainsawGood: As their name implies, the Chair-Saws are chairs made out of two chainsaws for armrests and a few buzzsaws in the back.
49	* CharacterTic: Mr. Puzzles doesn't ''press'' the Consequences Button, he very specifically ''stabs'' it. The poor thing cries out in pain each time.
50	* CoolBike: Mr. Puzzles rides a squeaky unicycle with ''three'' wheels! Does it even ''get'' [[RuleOfCool cooler than that?]]
51	* CoolChair: The first torture device is a chair with chainsaw armrests and buzzsaw backs, dubbed the chair saws. It's the furniture pain sits on.
52	* CoolMask: Mr. Puzzles wears a red oni mask that was made either in hell or in Texas.
53	* CreepyMonotone: Pretty much everyone, given that they're voiced by diction software... But special mention goes out to Mr. Puzzles, whose sadism is downright ''terrifying'' with such a polite tone.
54	* DeathTrap: Just like [[Franchise/{{Saw}} Jigsaw]], Mr. Puzzles' entire schtick is a series of awful traps made to kill you, including chair saws, cannons that shoot razor-sharp rollerblades, a giant bowling ball with knives, and a boobly trap that drops a whale on you.
55	* DemonicDummy: Mr. Puzzles is a puppet. And he is ''pure fucking evil.''
56	* DeusExMachina: There are....just a ''wee bit too many'' here to count. Which is pretty impressive given the short's 4-minute runtime
57	* DidNotSeeThatComing: Mr. Puzzles genuinely never expected Jennifer to challenge him with his very own puzzle.
58	* DownerEnding: Just when you think Jennifer survived and the heroes defeated the evil puppet....Mr. Puzzles wins again.
59	* DynamicEntry: The Detective appears in the story by randomly smashing through the roof of the Rust Factory.
60	* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: The film is called ''"Mr. Puzzles Wants You To Be Less Alive."'' You can guess what Mr. Puzzles doesn't want.
61	* FakingTheDead: The whale cop shoots Mr. Puzzles in the face, but he quickly reveals himself to be alive after the Detective rescues Jennifer, with two more puzzles in store for them.
62	* FauxAffablyEvil: Mr. Puzzles ''appears'' polite, never raises his voice when he speaks, and respects the rules of the puzzles, but he is pure evil and stabs the consequences button when appropriate.
63	* {{Flashback}}: Shortly before the events of the short, Jennifer is shown driving and running over several pedestrians while high off of [[BreadEggsMilkSquick underage drugs]]. Heavily implied to be the reason why she is being punished.
64	* FreezeFrameBonus: Viewers will notice that every time Mr. Puzzles stabs the Consequences Button, he's using a different knife, each one more elaborate and overkill than the last.
65	* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire: In addition to ramming a corn kid and a furry with knife-fingers, Jennifer also ends up ramming a hapless vampire [[Film/InterviewWithTheVampire who's just doing an interview.]]
66	* HeadsIWinTailsYouLose: It's ''impossible'' to beat one of [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Mr. Puzzles' puzzles.]]
67	* IJustWantToBeLoved: A variation. All Mr. Puzzles ever wanted was to have his own puzzle to solve.
68	* IHaveAFamily: The coworker reveals he for some reason has ''several.'' Doesn't save him though.
69	* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: The Detective's aim is alcohol (and his bullets are whisky), thus he can't hit for shit.
70	* IndyEscape: One of the puzzles features a giant bowling ball ''with knives'' rolling towards the Detective and Jennifer, made much more difficult with the two of them tied to giant bowling pins.
71	* InsaneTrollLogic: Mr. Puzzles knows Jennifer's name because she has a body, and all Jennifers have bodies. This is a fallacy of affirming the consequent, and also, what.
72	* IntoxicationEnsues: At some point during Jennifer's last summer, she drove under the influence of "underage drugs" and ended up running over at least 5 people, claiming [[BlatantLies there was no way to prevent it]].
73	%%* MindScrew
74	* NeverSayDie: Mr. Puzzles doesn't want you dead, he wants you to be "less alive" (as stated in the title), Averted in the short itself, though.
75	* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Jennifer could have very likely defeated Mr. Puzzles with her own puzzle, but just before she can present it the Detective gets up and shoots Mr. Puzzles. He fails, and all he accomplished was to piss off Mr. Puzzles.
76	* ParentalNeglect: Jennifer...might not have the best mother in the world.
77	-->'''Mr. Puzzles:''' Which house turns into hostel on a fully moon?\
78	'''Jennifer:''' I don't know houses. I am a virgin. My dad will pay you to not kill me. [[BrutalHonesty My mom might not.]]\
79	'''Mr. Puzzles:''' That is wrong house. [[DisproportionateRetribution Consequences.]] ''(stabs the Consequences Button)''.
80	* PsychoKnifeNut: Mr. Puzzles ''really'' likes his knife, and he ''really'' likes to stab the Consequences Button with it.
81	* RedShirt: The coworker is on-screen just long enough for everyone to learn that he has many families, and then gets turned into [[LudicrousGibs red coworker juice]].
82	* SequelHook: In the ending, Mr. Puzzles is revealed to be still alive, and Jennifer "screams the scream of many sequels" as she fails the chair puzzle.
83	* StockScream: The poor Consequences Button groans in pain each time Mr. Puzzles stabs it.
84	* SurrealHumor: Dear god.
85	* TemptingFate: The Detective does this in the most hilariously cliched way possible.
86	-->'''Detective:''' Mr. Puzzles is not here. He must be dead and gone forever.\
87	'''Jennifer:''' Nice. I need relaxation. ''(her phone buzzes as she sits down on a chair saw)'' A text. But who knows I have phone?\
88	'''Mr. Puzzles:''' [[WhamLine You failed puzzle number five. Chair puzzle.]]\
89	'''Jennifer:''' ''(screams the scream of many sequels as the chair saw begins to spin)''
90	* TakeThat: The ending unsubtly mocks horror movie sequels when Jennifer sits on a chair-saw.
91	* TooDumbToLive: Jennifer decides to take a rest from her ordeal on a chair saw at the end. Take a guess as to what happens to her.
92	* UndercoverCopReveal: The whale that squished the Detective is in actuality an underwater cop! And he brings a whole army of them along for the ride.
93	* UncertainDoom: Since Jennifer screams the scream of many sequels at the end, it's not known if she died to Mr. Puzzles chair puzzle or if she lives and escapes Mr. Puzzles deadly grasp.
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