Line #31 WesternAnimation/DorbeesMakingDecisions


1	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dorbee.jpg]]
2	[[caption-width-right:350:"Dorbees, everywhere I look I see Dorbees..."]]
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4	->'' In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth.\
5	All that is seen and unseen.\
6	And in the panorama that is the unseen,\
7	Beyond the secret world of the insect,\
8	Beyond the atoms that form the grass they hide behind,\
9	In the infinitesimal pantheon that lurks beneath our feet and beats with hearts anew,\
10	Live...the Dorbees!''
11	-->-- '''The introduction'''
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13	''Dorbees: Making Decisions'' is an obscure 1998 Christian DirectToVideo [[AllCgiCartoon computer animated film]] created by Benjy Gaither and the Gaither Vocal Band, and produced by Benjy's studio Creator/LiveBaitProductions. It mainly centers on two loosely-connected stories revolving around the titular "Dorbees": One about two children named Jack and Mary-Jane who ditch school to explore an old abandoned house, and the other about a vaguely Scandinavian immigrant named [[TheAhnold Otto]] trying to fit in with "the common folk" by going to a clothing store run by a 70s-obsessed Dorbee named "Dig". A third short revolving around a German superhero duo named "Mr. Poe Und Yogul" appears in-between the two.
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15	''Dorbees'' [[WhatCouldHaveBeen was intended to become a full series]] of tongue-in-cheek Christian kids cartoons in a similar vein to ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'', but only one other installment began production before the whole concept was lost to [[DevelopmentHell Development Hel-er… Heaven]]. However, the film's legacy was carried on somewhat by ''WesternAnimation/GaithersPond'', a similar direct-to-video Christian CGI cartoon series that first debuted the previous year and was also a Live Bait production.
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17	!''Tropees, everywhere I look I see Tropees…''
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19	* AcidTripDimension: The Dorbee world is more or less this; the opening narration states that they live in some kind of parallel realm that seemingly exists at the subatomic scale of our own, and as can plainly be seen over the course of the film, it is a WorldGoneMad.
20	* AllCGICartoon: One of the earlier, more ambitious examples not to have come from a major studio.
21	* AmbiguouslyRelated: The last name of every Dorbee whose full name is given is [[ADogNamedDog "Dorbee"]] despite no obvious familial relation.
22	* ArtShift: ''Mr. Poe and Yogul'' employs CelShading to give the short a comic book-like appearance. The two even appear like this in the final musical number, making them stand out against the rest of the cast.
23	* AttentionDeficitOohShiny:
24	** All of Flec's appearances last about 30 seconds each, and in each one he changes his train of thought on a very frequent and quick pace.
25	** Also applies to Delta, as when telling the stories of the kids and Otto, he often recounts unrelated {{Noodle Incident}}s that each tale reminds him of (an encounter at the music store where the school now sits and a one-armed drummer, respectively) as the real stories FadeIn.
26	* BraggingThemeTune: Mr. Poe's segment opens with one.
27	--> ''Who's [[WorldsStrongestMan the strongest Dorbee in the world]], who's [[LovedByAll loved by every boy and girl and yak]]? It's Mr. Poe! ([[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Yogul.]])
28	* BrokenAesop: The point of the movie is to teach viewers the importance of "[[TitleDrop making the right decisions]]", but in all of them the message is fundamentally broken in some way:
29	** Jack and Mary Jane: The "right" decision is supposed to be for them to stay in school, but considering the teacher was giving them factually incorrect lessons [[WritersCannotDoMath (he says the sum of the sides of a triangle is 90 degrees; in reality, the sum of the ''angles'' is ''180'' degrees)]] and the school's security system flat out tries to kill them as soon as they step out of the classroom (nothing is done to establish that this system could tell the difference between kids intending to leave school and kids leaving the class for a legitimate reason, like to go to the nurse, the bathroom or being checked out; as the first was the excuse Jack and Mary-Jane gives for leaving), getting out of such a school seems like the much better decision. The fact Jack is EasilyForgiven for his escapade by his dad only cements the school's lack of care for its students.
30	** Otto and Dig: The "right" decision is supposed to be for Dig to be honest, which he ultimately does...by telling Otto that he can't possibly make someone as ugly as him look good (despite being in charge of the best clothing shop in town) and that Otto would be better off sticking to Scandinavian clothes rather than trying to integrate into the local fashion.
31	* {{Cephalothorax}}: All of the Dorbees are spherical heads with small limbs attached and no visible torso or neck.
32	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}:
33	** Flec, a hillbilly Dorbee who Delta describes as "crazy" for his apparent MotorMouth and [[TalkativeLoon constant incoherent babbling that jumps from subject to subject with zero connection.]]
34	** Delta himself may seem normal at first [[WorldGoneMad (at least by Dorbee standards)]], but the joke is that he [[TalkativeLoon constantly gets distracted and rambles about stories that have nothing to do with the point he is trying to make]].
35	* CostumeTestMontage: Otto tries on a variety of wacky-looking outfits while at Dig's Digs, shown as a set of photos.
36	* DecoyProtagonist: The B-plot opens with Otto and he seems to be the focus, but it's Dig who ends up learning the lesson.
37	* DerangedAnimation: It's a Gaither Vocal Band production so it's a given. Although it's ''nowhere '''near''''' as bad as their other one, ''WesternAnimation/GaithersPond.'' ''[[ZigZaggedTrope ALTHOUGH]]'' the "Mr. Poe & Yogul" segment puts that show ''to '''shame''', especially the intro of it!''
38	* DisproportionateRetribution:
39	** The measures used by the school to try to keep Jack and Mary-Jane from leaving are way excessive, including [[DeathCourse a variety of traps like a pitfall, turret guns, and a giant boulder]]. However, given the MindScrew nature of the special and its world already, it's unclear if this is actually the case or an exaggeration on Jack and Mary-Jane's part.
40	** The newscaster believes Jack deserves to get injured and stuck in the haunted house just because he skipped school. Perhaps thankfully, his father doesn't seem to share that same sentiment.
41	* EEqualsMCHammer: Mr. Oliver's lesson on triangles brings up "Series/{{MacGyver\|1985}}'s theory of gumstick tubing".
42	* FramingDevice: Delta narrates both of the stories to the viewer. [[RecursiveCanon However,]] each segment also ends with an overweight Dorbee on a couch watching them on TV before changing the channel, who somehow gets fatter and fatter with each reappearance.
43	* FunnyBackgroundEvent:
44	** When Dig is introducing himself to Otto, Dig's assistant Norm can be seen levitating and wildly flipping through the air until he completely phases through the wall, only to re-appear in the next shot. This is never acknowledged.
45	** During the news report, two of the students from Jack and Mary-Jane's class try photobombing the reporter.
46	* FunnyForeigner: Otto ([[TheAhnold Scandinavian]]), Mr. Poe (German), Yogul ([[ExaggeratedTrope even more German]]), and Dr. Dairy ([[FrenchJerk French]]).
47	* HammerSpace: All Dorbees seem to be capable of pulling various random objects out of their bodies, usually accompanied by a fleshy squishing sound.
48	* HonestyAesop: Dig has to choose between lying to Otto and telling him that he looks good in his new clothes, which would both make Otto happy and earn Dig some money from selling the clothes, or being honest and suggesting that he goes to a different shop with clothes more suited for him.
49	* IndyEscape: Jack and Mary-Jane have to escape a giant boulder while trying to escape the school.
50	* IWantSong: "I Wanna Be Grown-Up", about Jack and Mary-Jane's [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin desire to be adults and enjoy the freedoms that come with it.]]
51	* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: During the "I Wanna Be Grown-Up" sequence, Mary-Jane at one point jumps up towards the camera. When the camera changes, she can briefly be seen hanging onto a large video camera suspended in midair. Additionally, at the end of the segment, fake artist, album, and label information can be seen at the bottom as though it was a music video for an actual song.
52	* MundaneMadeAwesome: The sequence of Jack and Mary-Jane skipping school is like something from a SpyFiction movie, complete with them having to escape several traps.
53	* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: Mr. Poe. And Yogul. All mentions of Yogul during the song sound like they were just inserted at the last minute.
54	* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Otto has a more realistic head shape, while most of the Dorbees just have a mouth, nose, eyes, and hair stuck onto a plain ball.
55	* NoodleIncident:
56	** Flec somehow managed to get his overalls and a jaw-harp from the general store for free, and he found ''something'' in some navel lint (possibly corn fritters?).
57	** Delta reminisces over an encounter at the music store that used to be where the school now is, as well as a one-armed drummer, both of which are interrupted by the actual stories fading in.
58	* NoSympathy:
59	** The newscaster, after learning that Jack and Mary-Jane were injured in the haunted house, says they deserved it for skipping school.
60	** Averted with Jack's father, who proves to be a little more forgiving about this incident and accepts his son's apology for his actions.
61	* OverlyLongGag: Mr. Poe pulling various objects out of HammerSpace to try and open the gate.
62	* PunnyName: The name of Walter Concrete Dorbee, the newscaster for Dorbee Channel 2.3 Live-Action News, is a pun on ''CBS Evening News'' anchorman Creator/WalterCronkite and "concrete".
63	* ReligiousEdutainment: The film was made in collaboration with the Gaither Vocal Band, a [[GospelMusic southern gospel]] group, by the son of one of the members and was marketed alongside other direct-to-video Christian kids' films of the era like ''WesternAnimation/GaithersPond''[[note]]([[CaptainObvious Which the Gaither family was also involved in]])[[/note]] and ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales''. However, the film itself mostly averts this, as three very passing mentions of God are about as overtly religious as it gets.
64	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: During the ''Mr. Poe und Yogul'' theme song, when the lyrics are shown on screen "strongest" is spelled "srongest." [[StylisticSuck It may be intentional.]]
65	* RunningGag: Flec shows up at complete random and goes on a ramble on something he found at the general store for 59 cents, but somehow got for free.
66	* SelfDeprecation: Even the theme song seems to lament the existence of the Dorbees:
67	-->''Why don't they go away?!''
68	* ShoutOut:
69	** The opening monologue [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey takes place in space and is set to]] Music/AlsoSprachZarathustra.
70	** At one point while ditching school Jack and Mary-Jane have to flee from [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk a rolling boulder]]. And the music that plays during that sequence is a barely-changed version of the ''Series/MissionImpossible'' theme.
71	** One of the outfits that Otto tries on is a Franchise/{{Batman}} costume.
72	** Throughout the "Mr. Poe and Yogul" segment, Yogul sings brief snippets of "[[Theatre/ByeByeBirdie Put On a Happy Face]]", "[[Theatre/{{Annie}} Tomorrow]]", "[[Music/JohnDenver Rocky Mountain High]]", "[[Theatre/{{Oklahoma}} Surrey with the Fringe on Top]]", and "[[Music/MCHammer U Can't Touch This]]".
73	** As if to further drive home what served as inspiration for the short film, the "Mr. Poe and Yogul" segment ends with the narrator stating, "[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Tune in next time to hear Dr. Dairy say...]]"
74	** The first clothes store that Otto goes to is called [[VideoGame/DigDug Dig's Duds]].
75	** A brief still image in the ''Mr. Poe & Yogul'' intro shows Poe facing off against several monsters. Two of these are stock 3D models of Dracula and Frankenstein styled after the Universal Monsters versions.
76	* SpaceWhaleAesop: If you skip school, a high-tech security system will attempt to murder you on the spot with floor traps, turrets, and ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' style boulders the second you step out of the classroom.
77	* SpoofAesop: The "[[StylisticSuck Mr. Poe and Yogul]]" segment parodies the other segments' theme of making the right decisions by having Poe choose to rescue his friend from a torture machine, which would normally be the right choice, but the alternative choices he was given were to get rid of all war or all famine in the world. Despite this, saving Yogul is still presented as the right choice, implying that the other two choices were "wrong" somehow.
78	* StylisticSuck: "Mr. Poe and Yogul" is an in-universe cheesy German TV show with low production values.
79	* TheUnseen: Despite the large sign pointing to his whereabouts, no appearance by Jimmy Hoffa is actually made.
80	* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Jack and Mary Jane are more impressed by a floating "astro-ball" than finding Music/{{Elvis\|Presley}} or [[StockUnsolvedMysteries Jimmy Hoffa]] in the old mansion. Even the news reporter only makes a passing mention to both sharing a sandwich during his report.
81	* WritersCannotDoMath: The teacher says that the sum of all sides of a triangle is 90 degrees. In actuality, the angles of a polygon are measured in degrees, and in a triangle, the angles add up to 180 degrees.

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