Line #10 Webcomic/Teleshits


1	''[=Teleshits=]'' is the spinoff of ''Webcomic/{{Bertstrips}}'', except with stills that ''aren't'' from ''Series/SesameStreet''.
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3	The associated [=subreddit=] is viewable [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/ here]].
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6	!!Tropes in this work:
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8	* ActorAllusion: In "[[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/l5qhym/jack_rabbit_offers_tips_for_franklin_on_how_to/ Jack Rabbit offers tips for Franklin on how to look dope]]", Jack Rabbit tells Literature/{{Franklin}} that his PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy outfit makes him look like [[WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} Fern]], and then he adds that he "never understood why her voice was similar to [[WesternAnimation/SagwaTheChineseSiameseCat that Chinese Siamese Cat]] I once ordered Chinese Powder from." Fern and Sagwa are voiced by the same actress, Creator/HollyGauthierFrankel.
9	* TheAlcoholic: [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Stu Pickles]] has been transformed from a crazy BunglingInventor of children's toys into Stu "Pickled Liver" Pickles, who constantly encounters bizarre problems which are the result of his alcoholism.
10	* AdaptationalJerkass:
11	** ''Anime/{{Hamtaro}}'' has turned from being a helpful Ham-Ham into a crazed hamster who'll fuck anything that moves. Penelope, instead of being the TagalongKid, is a freak of nature who was exposed to Chernobyl's radiation by her blanket, and Boss is just lazy.
12	** ''[[WesternAnimation/NoddysToylandAdventures Noddy]]'' becomes a pimp who kills Mr. Plod's pets [[ForTheEvulz for no apparent reason]].
13	** [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]] is a {{Jerkass}} who tortures and kills people he's annoyed by instead of protecting lives wherever the Autobots find any. He also has a [[PaedoHunt pedophilic side]], as portrayed in [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/dv51kx/megatron_was_quickly_replaced_by_nbc_with_chris/ this comic]].
14	*** Bumblebee is also portrayed as a [[PaedoHunt pedophile]] [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/du159n/he_later_went_to_prison_and_was_forced_to_share_a/ as with this comic]].
15	*** [[WesternAnimation/{{Beastwars}} Silverbolt]] EatsBabies according to [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/11vhv8z/wtf_silverbolt/ this strip]].
16	** ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'': Henry is suicidal, Sir Topham Hatt's a [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/bcy00t/all_aboard_the_human_exploitation_train_choochoo/ plantation owner]] who puts weird chemicals in the coal such as [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/bujfmi/i_dont_like_em_putting_chemicals_in_the_coal_that/ a chemical that makes the engines fly and turn the population of Sodor gay]] or [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/agt23d/drugs_could_also_give_engines_the_ability_to_defy/ psychedelic drugs]], Thomas is either lazy or a {{Jerkass}}, and Edward's a murderer.
17	** ''WesternAnimation/PepperAnn'' is a drug lord with severe attitude issues.
18	** ''WesternAnimation/TheGetAlongGang'' are depicted as TheMafia.
19	** [[WesternAnimation/{{Redwall}} Matthias]] is frequently depicted as a bumbling {{Jerkass}}.
20	** [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney the Dinosaur]] is depicted as a counterpart to Webcomic/{{Bertstrips}}![[Series/SesameStreet Big Bird]], and is likewise a slave owner with backwards attitudes to race and sex.
21	* ButtMonkey:
22	** ''WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}}'' is depicted usually as a comically suffering cancer child instead of a BrattyHalfPint-turned imagination lover. The show being pulled from Creator/PBSKids was commemorated with a strip where it's revealed that [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/l3rpp8/the_real_reason_why_caillou_was_pulled_from_pbs/ The Get-Along Gang was apparently behind his show's hatedom and his abuse in the Teleshits posts over the years]].
23	** The titular character of ''Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile'' is depicted as the object of Joseph Primm's affections.
24	* DullSurprise: [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/dv531o/dont_worry_optimus_killed_hot_rod_so_ultra_magnus/ In one comic]], [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]] is sentenced to death for murdering members of ''WesternAnimation/TheGetAlongGang'' for not giving Roller back to him after an activity they did. Prime isn't surprised given his tendency for [[DisneyDeath Disney Deaths]].
25	* ForTheEvulz: Everyone's apparent motivations.
26	** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/as5zhq/monster_jam_tv_was_better_suited_as_a_show_on/ One comic]] has Alex Blackwell of ''UsefulNotes/MonsterJam'' [[Main/DoNotAdjustYourSet hijacking the local TV station]] in order to threaten every child in town into giving FELD Entertainment money, or else he will run their grandmothers' cars over with Captain's Curse. He is seemingly doing this just for kicks.
27	* JerkAss: Like with ''[=Bertstrips=]'', almost everybody.
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