Line #11 WebVideo/PotionSeller


1	[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/potion_seller_thumbnail_250.jpg]]
2	[[caption-width-right:250:Above, the Knight; below, the Potion Seller]]
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4	->''"Hello, Potion Seller. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions."''
5	-->--'''The Knight's''' opening lines
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7	"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A Potion Seller]]" is a short comedy skit video by Justin Kuritzkes, depicting a knight's attempt to convince the titular potion seller to sell him his strongest potions, so that he can be successful in a coming battle. As the potion seller continues to adamantly refuse, the knight gets more and more desperate.
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9	As he does in most of his videos, Kuritzkes performs all of the characters himself, using different face-distorting video filters to indicate which character is talking.
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11	Has its own [[http://potion-seller.wikia.com/wiki/Potion_Seller_Wiki wiki.]] Derivative works include "[[https://youtu.be/bSiEB64FyF8 Potion Seller Soundtrack]]" by Producer Ocean, which auto-tunes the dialogue into a sort of opera piece; and "[[https://youtu.be/udGNO-DhSXU Potion Seller Animated!]]" by [=Mikenunz1=], which sets the original dialogue to 2D animation with additional sound effects and background music.
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13	!!''Potion Seller'' contains examples of:
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15	* AmbiguouslyHuman: The Potion Seller's odd facial proportions (his eyes in particular) and the implication that the setting is a D&D-esque fantasy world makes his species questionable, with fanart often interpreting him as some sort of elf.
16	* BadassBoast: The potion seller ends the short by proclaiming that he has no reason to respect knights, when his potions can do anything a knight can.
17	* BrokenRecord: The majority of the dialogue consists of the knight repeating that he is going into battle and needs the strongest potions, and the potion seller repeating that his potions are too strong for the knight.
18	* BrutalHonesty: The Potion Seller doesn't mince his words to the Knight at all.
19	* EveryoneHasStandards: Despite having no respect for knights, the potion seller will not sell the knight a potion that would kill him.
20	* InelegantBlubbering: The Knight is choking back tears by the end of the video, as he cannot convince the potion seller to give him the potions he needs, and his pride is wounded by the Potion Seller's insults.
21	* JerkassHasAPoint: Despite becoming rude and hostile towards the knight, the potion seller has valid reasons to not give his strongest potion. If the knight can't handle it and dies, the seller will be responsible for his death.
22	* LanternJawOfJustice: The Knight's impressive jaw is a visual sign of his likely considerable courage and martial prowess.
23	* MacGuffin: It is never really made clear why the potions are so important, or even what they do; only that the knight needs them to be successful in battle.
24	* MagicPotion: The video is about a knight who tries to convince a grumpy potion seller to sell him his "strongest potions" to aid him in battle.
25	* MinimalistCast: The only characters are the Knight and the Potion Seller.
26	* NoodleIncident: At one point the Potion Seller claimed his potions aren't fit for beasts and would kill a dragon, implying he tried to give his potions to beasts and dragons before.
27	* {{Pride}}: The traveler insists on ingesting the strongest potions, and is driven to tears when he's repeatedly told that he's not strong enough to handle them.
28	* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: From what we see, the Potion Seller doesn't sell a lot of potions; apparently only the strongest beings can handle them, and nobody can handle his ''strongest'' potions at all.
29	* ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules: No amount of money can convince the potion seller to sell someone a potion that is too strong for them.
30	* SeriousBusiness: Potions. Of course.
31	* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech:
32	** As the knight leaves he calls the potion seller a rascal who has no respect for knights; no respect for anything...except his potions!
33	** The Potion Seller consequently retorts that he has no reason to respect knights when his potions can do everything they can.
34	* TheyJustDontGetIt: The potion seller politely explains many times that his potions are not suitable for the knight, and becomes aggressive when the knight refuses to take a hint.

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