Line #55 WebAnimation/HelpMeDoctorHazama


1	''Help me! Doctor Hazama!'' is a ''Franchise/BlazBlue'' parody web series starring everyone's favorite troll, Hazama/Yuuki Terumi, made by [=Daggertail100=].
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3	In an AlternateUniverse taking place after the events of ''Continuum Shift'', Hazama has decided to leave the NOL in favor of becoming a doctor in Litchi Faye-Ling's clinic. He even has a certified Phd and MD. (He can even birth babies! Though...not like ''that''.)
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5	Of course, this is ''Hazama'' we're talking about, so a lot of trolling is present. Joining him are his superior and employer, Litchi, his part time assistants Taokaka and Noel Vermillion, and the rest of the ''Franchise/BlazBlue'' cast.
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7	The series is done the SuperDeformed style of the games' ''Teach me! Miss Litchi!'' and ''Help me! Professor Kokonoe!'' segments. The series can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/user/Daggertail100 here]], while the side comics can be found [[http://dr-hazama.tumblr.com/ here.]]
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10	!!Help me! Doctor Hazama! contains examples of
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12	* AxCrazy: Nu, but she's actually ''less'' insane than in the games. For one thing, she's actually willing to let Litchi off with a warning rather than butcher her outright.
13	* ActorAllusion: To the original games rather than the series itself. During a deal with some ninja associates, Hazama promises an autographed copy of ''Manga/KOn The Movie'' from [[Creator/CristinaValenzuela Cristina Vee]]. Noel[[note]]Voiced by [[Creator/CristinaValenzuela Cristina Vee]] in the english dub of the games[[/note]] proceeds to ask the question: "Who's Cristina Vee?"
14	* BackFromTheDead: [[spoiler:Lambda, complete with a new "rebellious teenager" personality.]]
15	* BerserkButton: For the love of god, do not trash Litchi's clinic.
16	** Also, don't insult [[CompanionCube Phillip]] in front of Tsubaki.
17	** Or bring up the ''Franchise/BlazBlue'' fan continuity to Kokonoe
18	* BewareTheNiceOnes: Litchi. In response to Hazama doing a shoddy job repairing her infirmary, she threatens to '''break all of his bones''' if he doesn't fix the infirmary.
19	%%* BigBallOfViolence: The end of episode 7.
20	* BodyHorror: After Hazama [[spoiler:tricks Tager into..."performing experiments" with Arakune (who was disguised as Kokonoe)]], there is apparently a sentient "growth" growing in the infirmary.
21	* BrattyHalfPint: Carl.
22	* BruiserWithASoftCenter: Hakumen, who as it turns is a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony]].
23	%%* ButtMonkey:
24	%%** Noel.
25	%%** Ragna.
26	* CompanionCube: Phillip the nickel.
27	** [[spoiler:Deconstructed when we meet Tsubaki's shadow. Her desire to be with Jin is something she unconsciously knows will never happen, so Philip acts as a sort of delusional replacement.]]
28	* CompensatingForSomething: Hazama claims that Ragna's sword is this. [[spoiler:It's true, according to Nu...]]
29	* CrossOver: Episode 9 is one with ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''. ''Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'' references abound.
30	* CuteAndPsycho: Nu, of course.
31	* TheCynic: Kokonoe. Her response to Tsubaki's optimism is to tell her to leave her the hell alone.
32	* DuckSeasonRabbitSeason: [[DefiedTrope Defied]] by ''Tao'' of all people when Hazama tried to get her to clean up the growth in the infirmary.
33	* DumbassHasAPoint: When Hazama is trying to think of ideas to make money, Tao repeatedly tries to get his attention saying she has idea, which he keeps ignoring. When she finally does get his attention, it turns her idea was '''doing actual work'''.
34	* FloweryInsults: This is a running gag with Jin.
35	* GargleBlaster: The scorpion bowls in "Bowl.MOV". Then again, Jubei ''did'' eat over five of the things.
36	* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Hazama seeing Noel fondle Makoto's tail leaves him asking "Why do I find this attractive?"
37	* GuyOnGuyIsHot: Noel, Tsubaki, and even Tao stop in the middle of a trip to watch Jin getting down with Ragna.
38	* HappinessInSlavery: In Hazama's perfect world, beast kin are slaves and Makoto belongs to the clinic. Despite that, she never loses her chipper demeanor, no matter how many beatings Noel threatens her with.
39	* {{Homage}}: The [[Webcomic/{{Blazen}} Troll Booth]] returns!
40	* ILied: Hazama says this at the end of episode 1, in regard to how he said becoming a doctor was his way of turning good at the beginning. Of course, no one is surprised by this.
41	* JerkAss: Pretty much everyone who was one in the games, ''especially'' Hazama, obviously.
42	* KarmaHoudiniWarranty: Hazama gets away with his villainy for most of the show, up until some episodes that end with him getting what he deserves.
43	* TheKnightsWhoSaySquee: Hazama's reaction to Makoto saying that all he does in his line of work was birth babies
44	* LargeHam:
45	** Tager, when talking about his love of '''MAGNETISM'''.
46	** Hakumen is [[NotSoStoic enthusiastic]] about [[spoiler:ponies.]]
47	* LoveableSexManiac: '''Arakune'''.
48	* NoodleIncident: Hazama apparently did ''something'' to Jubei. We don't really know what, but it involved a Texan stallion and a switchbox.
49	* PreemptiveShutUp:
50	-->'''Hazama''': Do I look like a yuppie to you? A hipster?
51	-->'''Tao''': inhales loudly
52	-->'''Hazama''': You call me "hipster person" and you're sleeping in the gutter tonight Tao.
53	-->'''Tao''': Kay kay!
54	* RealMenWearPink: [[spoiler:Both Hazama and Hakumen are [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]]. And Hazama's favorite pony? ''Fluttershy''!]]
55	* ReluctantFanserviceGirl: How Noel is portrayed in the side comics. She apparently doesn't like her new attire in ''VideoGame/BlazBlueChronophantasma'', and she didn't enjoy her time as Mu-12 either.
56	* RunningGag:
57	** "I can birth babies!"
58	** The senile old woman Hazama kicked off a cliff at the end of the "Refund" short. As of the MusicalEpisode, she's ''still'' falling.
59	%%* ScareChord: Jesus Christ, Nu...
60	* TakeThat: Hazama once went to Texas to troll a [[Radio/TrueCapitalist certain radio show]].
61	* TitleDrop: One was done by Makoto in episode 7.
62	* VillainousBSOD: [[spoiler:Hazama has a ''major'' one in "The Rather Odd Christmas Special" after realizing he was ''nice'' to a patient. Thankfully, it was AllJustADream.]]
63	* VoodooShark: Tao doesn't fall for Hazama's DuckSeasonRabbitSeason by saying she watched lots of WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes in her room. Hazama notes that is funny, especially since she doesn't have a TV in her room.
64	* YouDoNotWantToKnow: Tsubaki says this when Hazama expresses confusion as to how one breaks another's uvula.

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