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1	[[WMG: Sam, Yorick and Harry the Hipster from Series/SamAndFriends will make a cameo.]]
2	* {{Jossed}}
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4	[[WMG: Constantine is the BlackSheep of Kermit's family and/or Robin's estranged dad]]
5	* We don't know who Robin's parents are, and Constantine's resemblance was uncanny, except for the mole. A family resemblance is more in the ball park than IdenticalStranger. Constantine could be more likely to know of a famous relative like Kermit than Kermit would be likely to know about a criminal mastermind. And if Constantine's in jail, then he's not going to have custody of his kid.
6	** While in the film the idea would seem to be jossed, Kermit did give an interview which implied nepotism was involved in Constantine's 'casting'
7	*** The Muppet's Character Encyclopedia (this one [[http://www.amazon.com/Muppets-Character-Encyclopedia-DK-Publishing/dp/1465417486/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1404226052&sr=8-1&keywords=The+Muppet%27s+Character+Encyclopedia here]]) says that Constantine was "abandoned by his mother and adopted by the owner of a Russian bomb factory", so it's ''possible'' they're related but don't know about it.
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9	[[WMG: Beauregard is a Time Lord.]]
10	* Someone has to be on this page, so why not the guy who drove a train from Los Angeles to Germany? It's all ObfuscatingStupidity!
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12	[[WMG: The Great Escapo is actually Loki with a dye job.]]
13	* It was Odin's original idea for Loki's punishment. He doesn't speak because his lips are sewn shut; the walrus mustache conceals that.
14	* And yes, of course my tongue is firmly planted in cheek.
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16	[[WMG: Constantine was created by Bunsen and Beaker in a similar manner as [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Lemongrab]].]]
17	* Why someone hasn't made this mashup yet is beyond me.
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19	[[WMG: The movie's AcclaimedFlop status will be lampshaded to hell and back if ''The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made'' gets made.]]
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21	[[WMG: Russia is still communist in the Muppet universe.]]

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