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11* Creator/JohnLeguizamo vs. [[Series/TheTomGreenShow Tom Green]]. Actors.
12* Creator/TreyParkerAndMattStone vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks Aaron McGruder]]. Adult cartoon cartoonists.
13* Creator/GeorgeLucas vs. Creator/JKRowling. Famed and reviled blockbuster writers.
14** Close. On December 5, 2020, we got Luke Skywalker vs. Harry Potter, in LEGO form.
15* [[Franchise/DieHard John McClane]] vs [[Film/HomeAlone Kevin McCallister]]. Christmas movie heroes.
16* [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Yoshikage Kira]] vs [[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami]]: Manga/Anime Serial Killers.
17* [[Franchise/{{Alien}} Ellen Ripley]] vs. [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} Sarah Connor]]: Heroines of action/sci-fi films whose second installment is considered better than the first. Their badassery was greatly expanded in the sequel.
18* [[Literature/AlexRider Alex Rider]] vs. [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]: Teenage boys recruited to work for government at a young age.
19* [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Eren Yeager]] vs. [[Literature/TheOdyssey Odysseus]]: Adventurers who fought against giants.
20* [[Franchise/StarTrek Red Shirts]] vs. [[Franchise/StarWars Stormtroopers]]: Low-class minions from two giant space franchises.
21* [[Series/DoctorWho Captian Jack]] [[Series/{{Torchwood}} Harkness]] vs. [[Series/CaptainScarletAndTheMysterons Captian Scarlet]]. Captains.
22* [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Captain Janeway]] vs. [[Literature/TheOdyssey Odysseus]]. Captains.
23* [[Literature/HarryPotter Professor]] [[TyrantTakesTheHelm Umbridge]] vs.[[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Joffrey]] [[Series/GameOfThrones Baratheon]]: Literary characters known for being tyrannical despots; and the most hated characters from their respective franchise.
24** [[TheCaligula Caligula]]
25** [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour The Inner Party]]
26* Literature/ArtemisFowl vs. [[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami or L]]: Teenage delinquents
27* Creator/HPLovecraft vs. Creator/HideakiAnno. Horror writers.
28* Music/{{Psy}} vs. [[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea Kim Jong Un]]: Chubby Korean men, and the most famous person from their country to foreigners.
29** Psy vs. Music/RickAstley: Singers popularized through the internet.
30** Psy vs. Creator/FredAstaire: Singers also famous for dancing.
31* Creator/SeanConnery vs. Creator/ChristopherWalken. Actors.
32* WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}} vs. Sacajawea: Famous female Indians who tried to bring peace between the Indians and settlers.
33** Alternately, Pocahontas vs. Anastasia: the daughters of controversial leaders who died young, and whose lives have been subject to romanticization.
34* [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Joffrey Baratheron]] vs. [[TheCaligula Gaius Julius]] [[InTheBlood Caesar]] [[TyrantTakesTheHelm Germanicus]]. Tyrants.
35* UsefulNotes/AmeliaEarhart vs. Franchise/CarmenSandiego: Female adventurers famous for their elusiveness.
36** Carmen Sandiego vs. [[Literature/WheresWally Wally/Waldo]]: Fictional characters who are always in hiding.
37* [[Literature/TheMagicSchoolBus Ms. Frizzle]] vs. Rosa Parks: Women associated with buses.
38* Creator/SylvesterStallone vs. Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger: Top-level '80s action heroes.
39* [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] vs. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Legolas]]: Blonde pretty-boy elvish archers. Then again, will Link even talk?
40** Link vs. Myth/KingArthur: Characters who pulled a sword from a stone.
41* [[Franchise/StarWars Han Solo]] vs. Franchise/IndianaJones: Iconic film characters portrayed by Harrison Ford.
42** vs. [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Jack Sparrow]]: Another recognizable blockbuster movie hero.
43** vs Literature/JackRyan: More Harrison Ford!
44* [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss Everdeen]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/{{Brave}} Merida]]: Female archers whose movies were released in 2012.
45** Katniss vs. [[VideoGame/{{Metroid}} Samus Aran]]: Action girl heroines.
46** Katniss vs. [[Literature/HarryPotter Hermione Granger]]: Female characters from popular book series.
47** Katniss vs. [[Series/GameOfThrones Daenerys]] [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Targaryen]]: Strong female characters from two of the most prominent 2010s media franchises.
48** Katniss vs. [[Literature/BattleRoyale Shuya Nanahara]]: Protagonists of two similar battle-to-the-death books.
49** Katniss/Hermione vs. [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Bella Swan]]: Heroine of young adult fiction series.
50** Katniss/Merida vs. Myth/RobinHood: More archers.
51** Katniss vs. [[Literature/{{Divergent}} Beatrice Prior]]: both the female main characters of successful dystopian trilogies written by a female author and portrayed by an actress who got their respective starts on [[Creator/BillEngvall low-budget]] [[Series/TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager sitcoms]] in a film series greenlighted for four movies, with the first movie being released in March and the last book being split in half, produced by Lionsgate. Really, this pairing has the most in common, and this troper will be surprised if they don't use it.
52** Katniss vs. Lyudmila "Lady Death" Pavlichenko. Ranged women warriors.
53* Henry Ford vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]: Battle of modern and ancient technology.
54* [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]] vs. [[Franchise/StreetFighter M. Bison]]: Evil emperors
55** vs. [[UsefulNotes/ThePope Pope Benedict XVI]]: Another supreme leader with a somewhat negative public image.
56** vs. [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 the God-Emperor of Mankind]]
57* [[Franchise/HarryPotter Lord Voldemort]] vs. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]: Fantasy antagonists who opposed a previous ERB pair (Dumbledore vs. Gandalf)
58* Creator/HarryHoudini vs. David Blaine: Magicians
59* Franchise/SailorMoon vs. Neil Armstrong: People associated with the moon.
60** Neil Armstrong vs. The Beatles
61%%* Creator/GordonRamsay vs. Creator/JuliaChild: Celebrity chefs.
62%%** vs. [[Franchise/TheMuppets The Swedish Chef]]: Famous fictional chef.
63%%** vs. [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]: vs. a cannibal
64%%** vs. Guy Fieri: Celebrity chefs who have a catchphrase involving the word "donkey".
65* [[Series/{{Blackadder}} Edmund Blackadder]] vs. [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Biff Tannen]]: '80s characters with multiple historical counterparts.
66* Creator/MaryShelley vs. Creator/AnneRice. Female horror writers.
67** vs. Creator/StephenieMeyer
68* [[Literature/TheOdyssey Odysseus]] vs. UsefulNotes/RichardNixon
69%%* Creator/JRRTolkien vs. Creator/GeorgeRRMartin: High-fantasy authors.
70%%** Creator/JRRTolkien vs. Creator/GeorgeRRMartin vs. Creator/JKRowling: Fantasy writers
71%%** Creator/JRRTolkien vs. Creator/GeorgeRRMartin vs. Creator/CSLewis vs. Creator/JKRowling vs. Creator/TerryPratchett: A high-fantasy battle royale.
72%%** Creator/JRRTolkien, Creator/GeorgeRRMartin and Creator/CSLewis vs. Creator/ArthurCClarke, Creator/RobertAHeinlein and Creator/IsaacAsimov: The most famous Fantasy authors vs the most famous Sci-Fi authors.
73* Creator/RushLimbaugh vs. Creator/HowardStern: Famous talk show hosts...who share the same birthday.
74* UsefulNotes/FidelCastro vs. UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy: Influential early '60s leaders.
75* [[Film/NightOfTheLivingDead1968 George Romero]] vs. UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler
76* [[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 Rod Serling]] vs. Creator/AlfredHitchcock: '50s-'60s cinematic geniuses.
77** vs. the ERB Annouuncer: Haunting voice-over acts.
78* [[Music/GreenDay Billie Joe Armstrong]] vs. Music/{{Usher}}
79** Billy Joe Armstrong vs. Music/BillyJoel: Similarly-named musicians
80* Music/PaulMcCartney vs. [[Music/TheRollingStonesBand Mick Jagger]]: 60's musical icons.
81* Creator/JKRowling vs. Creator/StephenieMeyer: Young-adult authors.
82** vs. Creator/AgathaChristie: Iconic female authors from Britain.
83* [[Series/{{Supernatural}} Dean and Sam Winchester]] vs. [[Series/TheXFiles Agents Mulder and Scully]]
84** vs. [[Series/TheWalkingDead Merle and Derle Dixon]]
85** vs. [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Dante and Vergil]]
86** vs. [[Series/GhostHunters Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson]]
87** vs. [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer the Scooby gang]]
88*** [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo vs. the]] ''[[Franchise/ScoobyDoo other]]'' [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Scooby gang]]
89** vs. [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Dipper and Mabel Pine]]
90* [[Film/MenInBlack Agent Jay]] vs. [[Series/DoctorWho Jack]] [[Series/{{Torchwood}} Harkness]]
91* [[Film/{{Patton}} General Patton]] vs. [[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]]
92* [[Franchise/{{Frankenstein}} Dr. Frankenstein]] vs. [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Dr Frank-N-Furter]]: Similarly named doctors in horror fiction.
93* ComicBook/CaptainAmerica vs. WesternAnimation/{{Captain Planet|and the Planeteers}}: Geographically-named captains.
94** vs. [[Literature/MobyDick Captain Ahab]]
95* [[Franchise/StreetFighter Ryu and Ken]] vs. [[Franchise/MortalKombat Scorpion and Sub-Zero]]: Recognizable pair of characters from iconic fighting game franchises
96* UsefulNotes/JohnAdams and UsefulNotes/JohnQuincyAdams vs. UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush and UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush: Father-and-son presidents.
97** vs. UsefulNotes/KimIlSung, UsefulNotes/KimJongIl, and UsefulNotes/KimJongUn: More father-son stuff!
98* Creator/AlanMoore vs. Creator/FrankMiller: Darker comic book writers.
99* [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Tywin Lannister]] vs. [[Series/TheBorgias Rodrigo Borgia]]
100* [[Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie Fry and Laurie]] vs. Creator/MontyPython
101* [[Film/BladeRunner Rick Deckard]] vs. [[Film/TotalRecall1990 Douglas Quaid]]
102* [[Literature/TheHobbit Bilbo Baggins]] vs. [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Tyrion Lannister]]: Fantasy heroes
103* ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} vs. [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]: Comic book anti-heroes
104** vs. [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} The Warner Brothers]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg (and the Warner Sister.)]]: Wacky, fourth wall leaning comedic protagonists.
105* Film/MaryPoppins vs. [[Series/SuperNanny Jo Frost]]
106* [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]] vs. Robert E. Lee
107* [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Bender]]
108* Series/JudgeJudy vs. [[JudgmentOfSolomon King Solomon]]
109** vs. ComicBook/JudgeDredd
110* Creator/GilbertAndSullivan vs. Music/SimonAndGarfunkel: Famous musical duos
111** vs. [[Music/DarylHallAndJohnOates Hall & Oates]]
112** vs. Creator/CheechAndChong: Music/comedy duo.
113** vs. [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Beavis and Butt-Head]]: Comedy duos
114** vs. [[Music/DaftPunk Daft Punk]]
115* Series/DoogieHowserMD vs. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Medic]]: Doctors
116* [[VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution Adam Jensen]] vs. [[VideoGame/MassEffect3 Kai Leng]]
117* Florence Nightingale vs. [[Series/DrQuinnMedicineWoman Dr. Quinn]]
118* LetsPlay/ProtonJon vs. LetsPlay/NorthernLion
119* Film/ThelmaAndLouise vs. Series/RizzoliAndIsles: Female TV cop duos
120* Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog vs. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]]: Fast cartoon animals.
121** Sonic/Dash vs. Jesse Owens: Famous fast people
122** Jesse Owens vs. Usain Bolt: Black Olympic runners
123** vs. Felix Baumgartner: People famous for high-speed accomplishments
124** vs. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Scout]]
125* [[Literature/HarryPotter Ron Weasley]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Ron Stoppable]]: Geeky sidekick characters named "Ron."
126* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic King Sombra]] vs. [[Literature/TheGuardiansOfChildhood Pitch the Nightmare King]]
127** vs. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Lord Sauron]]
128** Alternatively, Pitch the Nightmare King vs. [[Film/SantaClaus1959 Devil Pitch]]
129* [[Series/BreakingBad Walter White]] vs. [[Film/Scarface1983 Tony Montana]]: Anti-heroes
130** Walter White/Tony Montana vs. [[Series/TheSopranos Tony Soprano]]: TV anti-heroes or iconic Tonys in mafia fiction.
131** Walter White vs. Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy: Scientists/chemists
132** Walter White vs. [[Series/{{Weeds}} Nancy Botwin]]: TV drug dealers
133* Literature/TheThreeMusketeers vs. Film/TheThreeStooges: Famous trios called "The Three..."
134* [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Zim]] vs. [[VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans Crypto]]: Alien characters
135** vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents Mark Chang]]
136* Creator/PennAndTeller vs. Creator/AbbottAndCostello: Comedy duos
137* UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar vs. [[UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfNormandy William the Conqueror]]
138** vs. UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini: Dictators
139** vs. UsefulNotes/AlexanderTheGreat
140* UsefulNotes/OliverCromwell vs. UsefulNotes/MaximilienRobespierre: anti-monarchist revolutionaries who overthrew their oppressive or incompetent king, seized power and created an oppressive dictatorship
141** vs. [[UsefulNotes/IranianRevolution Ayatollah Khomeini]]
142* Literature/{{Tarzan}} vs. [[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]]: Boys raised in a jungle.
143** vs. [[Anime/PrincessMononoke San]], Battle of the Sexes with humans raised in the wild.
144* [[ComicBook/JosieAndThePussycats Josie McCoy]] vs. [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Alvin Seville]]: Cartoon band faces
145* Creator/RobertFrost vs. JackFrost: People named "Frost."
146* WesternAnimation/AmericanDragonJakeLong vs. Franchise/SpyroTheDragon: Human with dragon powers vs. dragon
147* [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gimli]] vs. [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins Oghren]]
148* [[Franchise/MassEffect Zaeed Massani]] vs. [[Series/{{Firefly}} Jayne Cobb]]
149* UsefulNotes/JesseJames vs. Music/RickJames: People named "James."
150** Jesse James vs. [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Jessie & James]]: A pair of characters battling their namesake
151* Music/JanisJoplin vs. Music/{{Madonna}}
152* ComicBook/TheFlash vs. ComicBook/{{Quicksilver}}: Fast comic-book characters.
153* [[Myth/GreekMythology Pandora]] vs. [[Literature/BookOfGenesis Eve]]: Legendary female characters who were punished for doing something they were specifically warned not to.
154* [[Series/ManVsWild Bear Grylls]] vs. Lewis and Clark
155** Lewis and Clark vs. [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Finn and Jake]]: A famous historic pair of adventurers vs. a popular modern pair of fictional adventurers
156* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Groundskeeper Willie]] vs. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Demoman]]: ViolentGlaswegian archetypes
157* UsefulNotes/LizzieBorden vs. [[Theatre/TheDiaryOfAnneFrank Anne Frank]]: Women whose tragic stories became legendary.
158** Anne Frank vs. [[Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid Greg Heffley]]: Diary keepers
159* [[VideoGame/MetalGear Raiden]] vs. [[Franchise/MortalKombat Raiden]]: Video game characters sharing the same name.
160* [[VideoGame/DeadOrAlive Kasumi]] vs. [[Franchise/MassEffect Kasumi Goto]]: Another pair of fictional characters with the same name
161* UsefulNotes/MarieAntoinette vs. UsefulNotes/QueenVictoria: Famous female Royal figures
162** Marie Antoinette vs. [[Series/JerseyShore Snooki]]: Known for big bouffant hair.
163* [[Film/FullMetalJacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]] vs. [[VideoGame/Fallout2 Sergeant Dornan]]: DrillSergeantNasty battle
164* Creator/LRonHubbard vs. [[ComicBook/VForVendetta V]]: Rebels against "the establishment"
165* [[Series/TheWestWing President Bartlet]] vs. [[Franchise/MassEffect the Illusive Man]]: Creator/MartinSheen vs. Himself
166* [[UsefulNotes/PunicWars Hannibal of Carthage]] vs. [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]: Hannibal vs. Hannibal
167* [[Series/TheATeam "Howling Mad" Murdock]] vs. Rupert Murdoch: Similar last names
168** vs. [[ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} Matt Murdock]]
169* Creator/JackieChan vs. Creator/BruceWillis: Action stars
170* [[Franchise/MassEffect Tali]] vs. [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII Merrill]]: Major female companions from Creator/BioWare.
171* Literature/{{Sinbad|TheSailor}} vs. Franchise/{{Popeye}}: Famous fictional sailors
172* [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Bruce Banner/The Hulk]] vs. [[Literature/DrJekyllAndMrHyde Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde]]: Scientists with monster alter egos
173** vs. [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Two-Face]]
174** vs. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum/Smeagol]]
175* Benedict Arnold vs. UsefulNotes/JudasIscariot: Traitors
176** Surprise appearance from Marcus Junius Brutus.
177* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress 2 Mega-Battle]]
178* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Spy]] vs. Film/JamesBond: Spy vs. Spy, of course.
179* Music/BritneySpears vs. Music/{{Madonna}}: Blonde pop-stars
180* Film/{{The Invisible Man|1933}} vs. Franchise/ThePhantomOfTheOpera: A battle of two mysterious characters.
181* Film/BrideOfFrankenstein vs. [[Film/TheMummy1932 The Mummy]]: Another horror battle both of which originated in Boris Karloff movies.
182* FrankensteinsMonster vs. [[Film/CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon The Creature from the Black Lagoon]]: Yet another battle of horror monsters
183* [[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]] vs. [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Chell]]: Valve heroes
184** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Heavy]]: Adding the most well-known character from Valve's other well-known series.
185* [[Film/OzTheGreatAndPowerful The Wizard of Oz]] vs. [[Film/AliceInWonderland2010 The Red Queen]]: Characters from updated adaptations of children's books.
186* [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Ebenezer Scrooge]] vs. Rip Van Winkle: Old literary characters; greedy vs. humble
187* [[Literature/FromTheEarthToTheMoon Impey Barbicane]] vs. [[Literature/TwentyThousandLeaguesUnderTheSea Captain Nemo]]: Jules Verne characters.
188* Literature/DonQuixote vs. Myth/RobinHood: Legendary folk heroes
189* [[Film/TheWizardOfOz The Wicked Witch of The West]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Turbo]]: Due to the similarities of their kingdom and their guards.
190* [[Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid Greg Heffley]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Dib]]
191** vs. [[Literature/AmeliasNotebook Amelia]]
192** Dib vs. [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Dipper Pines]]: Cartoon characters obsessed with the paranormal.
193** vs. [[Literature/DorkDiaries Nikki Maxwell]]
194** Dib vs. [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]]: Short, bespectacled cartoon geniuses
195** Dib/Dipper vs. [[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Mac]]: Cartoon characters who see "imaginary" beings.
196* [[WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheGuardians Jack Frost]] vs. WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom: White-haired supernatural animated characters
197* Felix Baumgartner and Joseph Kittinger vs. [[Franchise/{{Halo}} the ODSTs]]
198* [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII Varric Tethras]] vs. [[Franchise/MassEffect Garrus Vakarian]]
199* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy]]: Comic book enthusiasts
200* WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows vs. WebVideo/TheRapCritic: Music enthusiasts
201* [[UsefulNotes/SchrodingersCat Erwin Schrödinger]] vs. ComicBook/{{Catwoman}}: Cat scientist vs. Cat heroine
202* [[Franchise/StarWars Luke Skywalker]] vs. ComicBook/SpiderMan
203* UsefulNotes/MalcolmX vs. OJ Simpson: An African-American widely hated at his time, but now a revered hero vs. an African-American very popular at his time but having fallen from grace.
204* Daytime talk shows vs nighttime talk shows group battle, featuring 3 rounds-
205** Creator/JerrySpringer vs. Creator/DavidLetterman
206** Steve Wilkos vs. Creator/ConanOBrien
207** Jeremy Kyle vs. Creator/CraigFerguson
208* [[Literature/WheresWaldo Waldo]] vs. Franchise/CarmenSandiego: Characters famous for hiding
209* [[Franchise/MassEffect EDI]] vs. [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Cortana]]
210* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Nelson Muntz]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Gilda]]: Famous cartoon bullies
211* [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Grunkle Stan]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr. Krabs]]: Old, greedy cartoon characters
212* Creator/LaurelAndHardy vs. Thomson and Thompson: Bowler hat wearing duos.
213* Film/TheRocketeer vs. [[Film/SkyCaptainAndTheWorldOfTomorrow Sky Captain]]
214** vs. Yves Rossy
215* [[VideoGame/InFamous Cole MacGrath]] vs. [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Electro]]: Electric-powered characters
216** vs. [[Myth/GreekMythology Zeus]]
217* UsefulNotes/SimoHayha vs. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Sniper]]
218* Mike Tyson vs. Creator/VincentVanGogh: Ear-biter vs. earless man
219** vs. The Tooth Fairy: Ear vs. Tooth
220* Wilfred Owen/Siegfried Sassoon vs. Jessie Pope/General Haig
221* [[VideoGame/Left4Dead Francis]] vs. [[Film/Transformers2007 Bonecrusher]]
222* UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin vs. Bishop Wilberforce
223* UsefulNotes/IsaacNewton vs. UsefulNotes/GalileoGalilei: Renaissance astronomers/scientists.
224* [[Manga/{{Monster}} Johan Liebert]] vs. [[Film/NoCountryForOldMen Anton Chigurh]]: Battle of the cold-hearted, stoic villains.
225** Vs. [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica the Red Skull.]]
226* [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Fix-It Felix Jr.]] vs. WesternAnimation/BobTheBuilder: Contruction workers.
227** vs. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Engineer]]
228* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]]: Horror icons.
229* [[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman Bates]] vs. [[Franchise/{{Halloween}} Michael Myers]]: Slasher icons
230* [[Film/{{Scream}} Ghostface]] vs. Series/{{Dexter}}: Serial killers
231* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]] vs. Felix Baumgartner: Character vs. Person known for moving at high speeds.
232** Baumgartner vs. Chuck Yeager: People famous for mid-air science work.
233** Rainbow Dash vs. [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} Keldeo]]: Cute pony characters
234* [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Wreck-it-Ralph]] vs. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Heavy]]: Big, orange-clad men.
235** The Heavy vs. [[Franchise/StreetFighter Zangief]]: Muscular Russian video game characters
236* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Saxton Hale]] vs. Creator/ChuckNorris
237* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Medic]] vs. [[VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}} Dr. Zed]]
238* UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington vs. UsefulNotes/HenryVIII
239* UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump vs. Creator/RosieODonnell: Media icons who had a famous rivalry.
240* Uncle Sam vs. Britannia: National personifications.
241** vs. John Bull
242** Uncle Sam vs. John Bull and Columbia vs. Britannia
243* [[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Gilgamesh]] vs. ComicBook/{{Superman}}
244* [[VideoGame/StarCraft Sarah Kerrigan]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Queen Chrysalis]]
245* Series/TheAddamsFamily vs. Series/TheBradyBunch: Famous sitcom families
246** vs Series/TheMunsters: Supernatural sitcom families
247* Series/TheBorgias vs. [[Film/TheGodfather The Corleones]]: Morally questionable Italian families
248* [[Literature/SnowWhite The Seven Dwarfs]] vs. [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Tyrion Lannister]]: Dwarves
249* [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Princess Peach]] vs. [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Princess Zelda]]: Nintendo princesses
250** vs [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Celestia]]
251* Wernher von Braun vs. Gerald Bull
252* Theatre/KingLear vs. Emperor UsefulNotes/{{Caligula}}
253* Music/{{Madonna}} vs. [[Literature/TheBible the Virgin Mary]]: People bearing the name "Madonna"
254* [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Hercules]] vs. Literature/{{Beowulf}}
255* [[Film/TheWolfMan1941 The Wolf Man]] vs. [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Jacob Black]]: Man/wolf hybrids.
256** vs. [[Literature/HarryPotter Fenrir Greyback]]
257* [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken Colonel Sanders]] vs. [[Advertising/TheBurgerKing The Burger King]]: Fast-food mascots.
258* Luciano Pavarotti vs. Music/KurtCobain
259** Kurt Cobain vs. Music/JimiHendrix: Genre-defining rock musicians from Washington State who died at the age of 27.
260* [[Franchise/SilentHill Pyramid Head]] vs [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Nemesis]]: Horror video game villains
261** Vs. The Rake
262* [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Notch]] vs. [[Series/HomeImprovement Tim "The Toolman" Taylor]]: Construction man vs. Construction game creator
263** vs. [[VideoGame/{{Terraria}} Redigit]]
264* UsefulNotes/BorisYeltsin vs. UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush: World leaders whose presidencies were seen as very weak.
265* [[WebComic/{{Homestuck}} Andrew Hussie]] vs. [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben Croshaw]]: Creators of minimalist web cartoons
266* Creator/StevenMoffat vs. Creator/JossWhedon: Modern-day TV writers
267* [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Daisuke Serizawa]] vs. [[Film/{{Metropolis}} Rotwang]]
268* [[WebVideo/EverymanHybrid HABIT]] vs. [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 The Emperor of Mankind]]
269* [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]] vs. John Cadbury: Chocolatiers
270* Creator/CharlieChaplin vs. Creator/HaroldLloyd: 1920s silent-film icons.
271** vs. Creator/LaurelAndHardy: Old-time actors
272** vs. Creator/BusterKeaton
273** vs. [[Creator/MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]]
274** vs. Series/MrBean: Iconic, mainly silent, comedy personas
275** vs. Creator/JackieChan
276** vs. Adam Sandler: Classic comedy vs. modern comedy
277* Music/{{Tommy}} vs. [[Music/TrappedInTheCloset Sylvester]]: Concept-album heroes
278* John Wayne Gacy vs. ComicBook/TheJoker: Clown-themed villains
279* [[Film/TheGreatestShowman P.T.Barnum]] vs. [[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer]]: "Edgy" entertainment moguls
280* [[VideoGame/MetalGear Solid Snake]] vs. [[Film/EscapeFromNewYork Snake Plissken]]: Anti-heroes named "Snake"
281** vs. Erwin Rommel: Soldiers with animal nicknames (Erwin Rommel was popularly known as "The Desert Fox")
282* Creator/DavidLynch vs. Creator/SalvadorDali: Famous surrealists known for different mediums (though Lynch is a painter as well, he is better known as a filmmaker)
283* [[Franchise/{{Alien}} Ellen Ripley]] vs. [[Film/TheThing1982 R.J. MacReady]]: Horror-movie heroes who both dealt with horrifying aliens while trapped in a confined and isolated location.
284** [[Film/{{Prometheus}} Elizabeth Shaw]] vs. [[Film/TheThing2011 Kate Lloyd]]: Heroines of controversial prequels to the above movies.
285*** One way this could be done (though it might be slightly longer than usual) would be for Ripley and [=MacReady=] to start off rapping against each other as they would in a typical rap battle. They could each have two or three verses before suddenly an alien shows up and they have to team up to fight it. They then each get their "homegirls" to finish the rap battle, which leads to Elizabeth Shaw and Kate Lloyd going head to head. They each get two or three more verses.
286** [[Film/TheThing1982 R.J. MacReady]] vs. [[Literature/AtTheMountainsOfMadness William Dyer]]
287* Series/XenaWarriorPrincess vs. Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer: Late-90s TV tough-girl heroines spun off from a largely obscure work who often fought against the supernatural.
288* [[FounderOfTheKingdom Sir John A. MacDonald]] vs. UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington: First prime minister of Canada vs. the first president of the United States.
289* [[Series/{{Bones}} Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan]] vs. [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy]]: Doctors nicknamed "Bones."
290* [[Film/AClockworkOrange Alex DeLarge]] vs. [[Film/BlueVelvet Frank Booth]]: Sex-crazed psychopaths from strange movies.
291* [[Music/{{KISS}} Gene Simmons]] vs. Music/EltonJohn: Iconic 1970s musicians with outlandish stage personas.
292* {{Satan}} vs. Music/OzzyOsbourne: Satan vs. the musical personification of him
293* [[Literature/MagicSchoolBus Ms. Frizzle]] vs. Series/{{Bill Nye|TheScienceGuy}}: Educational TV-show faces.
294* Film/LawrenceOfArabia vs. [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred]]
295* [[Series/GameOfThrones Brotherhood Without Banners]] vs. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings The Fellowship of the Ring]]
296** First, Beric has a verse that lasts until Boromir kills him, Boromir then goes through his verse until he gets killed by Anguy. Then, Anguy, Legolas, Thoros and Gimli continue without further deaths. After Gimli's verse, Thoros briefly appears to resurrect Beric. Beric then has another verse, followed by Aragorn's verse.
297* Creator/BorisKarloff vs. Creator/BelaLugosi: 1930s horror movie stars.
298* Creator/OrsonWelles vs. Creator/MichaelBay: Famous but controversial movie directors.
299* Series/TheBorgias vs. The Kennedys: Powerful political dynasties.
300* [[ComicBook/XMen Professor Xavier]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]]: Professors involved with superheroes
301** [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Captain Jean-Luc Picard]] vs. [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Professor Charles Xavier]]: Characters played by Patrick Stewart.
302* [[Series/HappyDays Arthur The Fonz Fonzarelli]] vs. [[Series/FamilyMatters Steve Urkel]]: Iconic sitcom breakout characters.
303* [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Edward Cullen]] vs. Literature/{{Dracula}}: The most hated vampire vs. The most famous one.
304** vs. [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Strahd von Zarovich]]
305* Creator/MarthaStewart vs. Film/MaryPoppins: Iconic nanny vs. home economics mogul
306* [[Franchise/TheMuppets Statler And Waldorf]] vs Series/SiskelAndEbert: Famous critic duos, fictional vs. real
307* Creator/EmilyDickinson vs Creator/EdgarAllanPoe: Early 19th century writers/poets.
308* UsefulNotes/DwightEisenhower vs. UsefulNotes/DouglasMacArthur: World War II heroes.
309* [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Benjamin Sisko]] vs. [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Jean-Luc Picard]]: Star Trek captains.
310* Charles Lindbergh vs. ChuckYeager vs. UsefulNotes/YuriGagarin vs. Neil Armstrong: Pilots and Astronauts
311* Myth/KingArthur vs. UsefulNotes/HenryVIII: Fictional British king vs. real British king
312* [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Aang]] vs. [[Film/{{Avatar}} Jake Sully]]: Protagonists from works named "Avatar."
313** Aang vs. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitri_Mendeleev Dmitri Mendeleev]]: [[ElementalPowers The Masters of Elements]]
314** Aang is killed at the end of the first verse and [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra Korra]] replaces him.
315* [[ComicBook/VForVendetta V]] vs. ComicBook/TheMask
316* VideoGame/DukeNukem vs. Film/{{Machete}}: Macho-man characters
317* [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]] vs [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]]: Eccentric entrepreneurs
318* [[Literature/PeterPan Tinker Bell]] vs TheToothFairy: Fictional fairies
319* Brothers Grimm vs Rodgers and Hammerstein: Famous writing duos
320* [[Series/{{House}} Dr. Gregory House]] vs [[ComicBook/DoctorStrange Dr. Stephen Strange]]: Fictional doctors
321** or maybe House vs. [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Dr. Bruce Banner]] (with Banner turning into the Hulk for his second verse, of course)
322* [[ComicBook/TheSandman Death]] vs. [[Literature/{{Discworld}} DEATH]]
323** vs. [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Death]]
324* UsefulNotes/JesusChrist vs UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar: Important historical figures
325* Caesar vs Myth/KingArthur. After the first verses, Brutus and Mordred kill them and continue the battle.
326* [[Film/{{Gravity}} Ryan Stone]] vs. [[Film/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey David Bowman]]: Sci-fi heroes who were the lone survivors of a disaster aboard a spaceship and subsequently had to spend extended time alone.
327** vs. [[TheMartian Mark Watney]]
328* [[Creator/RachaelRay Rachael Ray]] vs. [[Series/GoodEats Alton Brown]]
329* Creator/{{Laurel and Hardy}} vs Creator/TheThreeStooges vs [[Creator/MarxBrothers The Marx Brothers]]: Famous comedy groups.
330** vs Smosh or Key and Peele: Famous comedy duos.
331* Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Vs. [[Film/{{Cloverfield}} Clover]]: Giant Monsters of destruction (Also because Big G already battled King Kong [[Film/KingKongVsGodzilla for the]] [[Film/GodzillaVsKong third time]] in a 2024 ERB episode.)
332** Vs. [[Film/PacificRim Gipsy Danger]]
333* [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]] vs [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Heimdall]]: characters with all-seeing eyes
334** vs Uatu TheWatcher
335* [[Literature/TheLegendofDrizzt Drizzt Do'Urden]] vs [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith the Accursed]]: Dark Elves
336* Bucky Barnes vs Jason Todd: Superhero Sidekicks who died and were brought back as villains.
337* Creator/StanLee vs. [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]]: Seniors in printed medium.
338* Series/{{MacGyver|1985}} vs. Creator/JackieChan: Two fighters who improvise.
339* Blade vs. Series/{{Buffy|TheVampireSlayer}}: Vampire hunters most prominent in the late '90s.
340** vs. Alucard
341** vs. [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Simon Belmont]]
342** vs. Van Helsing
343** vs. [[Film/AbrahamLincolnVampireHunter Abe Lincoln]]
344* ComicBook/GhostRider vs. Franchise/KamenRider: Two renowned riders in media.
345* [[Film/TheWorldsEnd Gary King]] vs. [[Film/ThisIsTheEnd Seth Rogan]]: the stars of the two major "apocalypse comedies" from the summer of 2013.
346** vs. [[Film/HotFuzz Nicholas Angel]] and [[Film/ShaunOfTheDead Shaun.]]
347* [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]] vs. [[ComicBook/XMen Magneto]]: Characters played by Sir Ian [=McKellen=].
348* Franchise/RoboCop vs. ComicBook/JudgeDredd: Law enforcers in dystopian future.
349%%** vs. Franchise/{{Terminator}}: This one's already have [[ComicBook/RoboCopVersusTheTerminator a given premise]]. Against Judge Dredd, it fits the Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger theme.
350** vs. Ronan the Accuser
351* [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland Alice]] vs [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyAndFriends Megan]]
352* Creator/BillCosby vs Creator/BobSaget: Family-sitcom stars who took a darker turn.
353* Jerry Sandusky vs. Donald Sterling
354* [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Edward Elric]] vs Nicolas Flamel in a battle of the alchemists.
355* [[Film/HighSpirits Mary Plunkett Brogan or Martin Brogan]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfKells Aisling]]. (Battle of the Irish Ghosts.)
356* Creator/JoeQuesada vs. [[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]]: Critically panned comic artists.
357** vs. Rob Liefeld
358* Davros vs. MODOK.
359* Drax the Destroyer vs. Kratos: Bald, tatooed badasses seeking vengeance, armed with two blades
360* [[VideoGame/Persona4 Yu Narukami]] vs. [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Ash Ketchum]]: Users of {{Mon}}s.
361** vs. [[VideoGame/Persona3 Minato]].
362* Colonel Nick Fury vs. Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
363* Creator/MarquisdeSade vs UsefulNotes/{{Caligula}}: People famous for their tyrannical and insane personalities.
364** Marquis de Sade vs. [[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey Christian Grey]]: Pioneer of erotic fiction vs. a famous character from the genre.
365* [[Film/TheBoondockSaints The McManus Brothers ]] vs. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy and Medic]]: BashBrothers: Blood vs. Water.
366* Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto vs [[Creator/ValveSoftware Gabe Newell]]: The most famous Japanese video game developer vs. the most highly-renowned American developer.
367* Robert Kotick vs Phil Fish: Two of gaming's most infamous names.
368** Activision vs. Electronic Arts: Two of the most (in)famous Western gaming companies.
369* Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger vs. Creator/SylvesterStallone: 80's action movie stars.
370* [[UsefulNotes/ImperialGermany Otto von Bismarck and Kaiser Wilhelm II]] vs. [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Sidious and Count Dooku]] - What would the Vader vs. Hitler series be without the prequals?
371* Creator/LRonHubbard vs [[UsefulNotes/{{Mormonism}} Joseph Smith]] - Founders of two controversial religious beliefs
372* [[Series/TheXFiles Fox Mulder]] vs [[Series/AgentsOfSHIELD Phil Coulson]]. Both charged with saving the human race from aliens and other weird stuff.
373* Ella Fitzgerald vs Nicki Minaj.
374* Creator/JaneAusten vs. Creator/CharlesDickens: Two Victorian-era authors whose books are placed on the opposite ends of the SlidingScaleofIdealismVersusCynicism
375* Literature/{{Alice|sAdventuresInWonderland}} vs. [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz Dorothy Gale]] or either of them vs. [[Literature/PeterPan Wendy Darling]]
376* [[Series/OnceUponATime Regina Mills]] vs. [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Cersei Lannister]]
377* Florence Nightengale vs. Mother Teresa
378* [[Creator/AudreyHepburn Audrey Hepburn]] vs. Marie Antoinette
379* Creator/JKRowling vs. Creator/RickRiordan or either of them vs. Creator/GeorgeRRMartin
380* Literature/HarryPotter vs. Literature/PercyJackson
381* [[Literature/HarryPotter Hermione Granger]] vs. [[Literature/PercyJackson Annabeth Chase]]
382* [[Creator/RankinBassProductions Cricket Crocket]] vs [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Ebenezer Scrooge.]] This would be a match up of two Dickens related Christmas characters.
383* [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas The Grinch]] VS [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] [[spoiler:(VS TheKrampus)]]
384* Creator/SatoruIwata vs. Creator/KazuoHirai (or someone else). Iwata's lines will include references to [[MemeticMutation "please understand"]] and "direct to you".
385* [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Ozymandias]] vs [[VideoGame/Borderlands2 Handsome Jack]]. Extremely rich [=CEOs=] who make and own almost everything, are extremely narcissistic and believe what they are doing is for the greater good.
386* [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Duff Killigan]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Groundskeeper Willie]]: Two violent Scotsmen.
387* Creator/AynRand vs Creator/KarlMarx - Capitalism vs. Communism
388* Creator/ErnestHemingway vs. Music/KurtCobain
389** vs. Creator/VincentVanGogh
390* Creator/SethMacFarlane vs. Creator/MattGroening vs. Creator/TreyParkerAndMattStone: The giants of adult animated comedy TV series.
391* LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys vs. [[WebVideo/GameGrumps The Game Grumps]]
392* [[Creator/JohnLeCarre George Smiley]] vs. [[Literature/TheBourneSeries Jason]] [[Film/TheBourneSeries Bourne.]]
393* Music/TheBeatles vs. Music/OneDirection: Battle of two British boy bands who took the world by storm: The most popular and timeless vs. the most prominent modern-day name.
394* Creator/EiichiroOda vs. Creator/YoshihiroTogashi: Mangakas
395** ... and Creator/AkiraToriyama dropping in ala Lincoln in Obama vs. Romney.
396* Creator/TomBrady, Rob Gronkowski, Julian Edelman, Danny Amendola, Sebastian Vollmer, Nate Solder, Shaquille Mason, Josh Kline, and Bryan Stork vs. Series/TheBradyBunch
397* Link vs. Gordon Freeman (two of the most iconic {{Heroic Mime}}s in gaming)
398* [[VideoGame/NinjaGaiden Ryu Hayabusa]] vs. [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]]: Two of the most iconic action game protagonists.
399* [[VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} Nathan Drake]] vs. [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]]: Famous video game adventurers
400* ComicBook/{{Spawn}} vs. ComicBook/BlackPanther: Both are among the first African-American comic superheroes.
401* Music/GeorgeMichael vs. [[Music/CultureClub Boy George]]: Two of the biggest British pop singers of the 1980s. Also, they have the same name.
402* [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Vetinari]] vs. [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Littlefinger]]: Two of fantasy's most magnificent bastards.
403* [[UsefulNotes/EnglishPremierLeague Claudio Ranieri and Leicester City]] vs. [[Myth/KingArthur King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table]]
404* UsefulNotes/BillyTheKid vs. [[Manga/MagicKaito Kaito Kid]]: Teenage outlaws with "Kid" in their names.
405* Creator/ChrisFarley vs Creator/JohnBelushi
406* Amelia Earhart vs. D.B. Cooper: Two people famous for disappearing face off in the battle of limbo!
407** vs. Jimmy Hoffa
408** vs. Grand Duchess Anastasia
409** vs. Virginia Dare
410** vs. Harold Holt
411** vs. Percy Fawcett
412* Geralt of Rivia vs. Geraldo Rivera
413* [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]] vs. [[Film/LiarLiar Fletcher Reede]] vs. Johnnie Cochran vs. Series/PerryMason: Four veteran Los Angeles defense attorneys, three of which took on the defense of potentially fame-making client cases (Zak Gramayre and Matt Engarde, Samantha Cole and O.J. Simpson) that had shadier sides to them (the forged evidence and Engarde's trial, Cole's cheating and Reede's compulsive lying, and the bloody gloves). Meanwhile, Mason is the only one who was never involved in any shady business. Three of them are {{Crusading Lawyer}}s while the other is an AmoralAttorney.
414* [[Franchise/IndianaJones Indiana Jones]], [[Film/NationalTreasure Benjamin Gates]], and [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]] vs. [[UsefulNotes/{{Tutankhamun}} Howard Carter]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Evans Arthur Evans]], and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Leakey Mary Leakey]] - Fictional vs. Real Archaeologists
415* [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Pee-Wee Herman]] vs UsefulNotes/CharlesManson - Crazy Good vs Crazy Evil
416* WesternAnimation/{{Jem}} vs WesternAnimation/AlvinAndTheChipmunks - 80s Musical Cartoons
417* ComicBook/WonderWoman vs Franchise/{{Barbie}} - Best Female Icon/Role Model
418* ComicBook/WonderWoman vs [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] vs Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian vs [[Film/{{Gladiator}} Maximus Decimus Meridius]] - Most Deadliest Warrior
419* Creator/RodSerling vs Creator/StephenieMeyer - Series/TheTwilightZone1959 vs [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]
420* [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus Aran]] vs [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]] - Best Video Game Female Hero
421* Anime/SpeedRacer vs [[WesternAnimation/WackyRaces Dick Dastardly]] - Best Driver
422* [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Elsa and Anna]] vs [[Franchise/ToyStory Woody and Buzz]] - Disney's favorite sisters vs Disney's favorite Bromance
423* [[Series/Castle2009 Rick Castle and Det. Kate Beckett]] vs [[Series/{{Bones}} Dr. Temperance Brennan and Agent Steeley Booth]]
424* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus Ms.Frizzle]] - Teachers with a reptilian companion
425* [[WesternAnimation/TheBookOfLife La Muerte]] vs [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]]-Ruler of the Land of the Remembered vs the Ruler of Halloweentown
426* Music/LouisArmstrong vs [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Dizzy Gillespie]]
427* [[Franchise/StreetFighter Chun Li]] vs. ComicBook/WonderWoman - ActionGirl
428* Admiral Horatio Nelson vs. Admiral Yi Sun-sin: among the best naval commanders in history, both killed in their final battles that eventually led to their respective nations' victories in war (Nelson at Trafalgar against Napoleonic France, Yi at Noryang against the Japanese).
429* Music/DollyParton vs Music/QueenLatifah - Friendly rivalry between rap and country
430* [[Franchise/TheMatrix Neo]] vs [[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet1984 Freddy Kreuger]] - Master of Reality, The Matrix vs Nightmares/Dreamworld, Mental willpower
431* Franchise/PeterPan vs [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Peter Parker]] - Battle of the Peters
432* Creator/MichaelMoore vs Creator/RushLimbaugh: Famously obese left vs. right wing battle.
433* Creator/MCEscher vs ComicBook/DoctorStrange: one's a creator of mind-bending visual arts, the other is a master of mind-bending mystic arts.
434** Bonus points if Escher is played by WebVideo/{{Rhett|AndLink}}.
435* WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends vs. Literature/TheLittleEngineThatCould - both are famous talking trains.
436* Wrestling/VinceMcMahon vs. Wrestling/EricBischoff interrupted by Wrestling/PaulHeyman at around halfway through - [[Wrestling/MondayNightWars this one should be obvious]].
437* [[Series/{{CSI}} Gil Grissom]] vs. [[Series/{{NCIS}} Leroy Jethro Gibbs]] vs. [[Series/ColdCase Lily Rush]] vs. [[Series/CSIMiami Horatio Caine]] vs. [[Series/{{CSINY}} Mac Taylor]]. - Battle Royale of the PoliceProcedural protagonists.
438* Gotz of the Iron Hand vs Mad Jack Churchill - Badass insane historical figures that sound more like movie characters than real people.
439* [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] vs. [[Film/TheBourneSeries Jason Bourne]].
440* Franchise/{{Godzilla}} vs. [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]].
441* [[UsefulNotes/TheMexicanRevolution Pancho Villa]] vs. UsefulNotes/FranciscoFranco. Two Hispanophone revolutionaries with opposite track records, motives, goals, and legacies.
442* Jay and Silent Bob vs. Cheech and Chong vs. Harold and Kumar
443* Creator/BobSaget vs. Creator/TimAllen (Series/FullHouse vs. Series/HomeImprovement)
444* Creator/RodneyDangerfield vs. Creator/DonRickles
445* UsefulNotes/OttoVonBismarck vs. UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher (Iron Chancellor vs. Iron Lady)
446* Music/EltonJohn vs. Music/DavidBowie
447* ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} vs. Michael Phelps
448* Usain Bolt vs Jesse Owens
449* Stephanie Meyer vs. E.L. James (''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' vs. ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'')
450* [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]] vs. [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 The Emperor of Mankind]]
451* Trevor Noah vs. Stephen Colbert
452* Jerry Seinfeld vs Chris Rock vs Louis C.K. vs Ricky Gervais vs Bill Maher
453* Indiana Jones vs. Lara Croft
454* Gabe Newell vs. Shigeru Miyamoto
455* [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] vs. [[Franchise/AdventureTime Finn]]
456* Milton Hershey vs. Willy Wonka
457* Jeannie vs Sabrina Spellman ft Samantha Stephens
458* Mel Blanc vs. Tom Kenny
459* Waldo vs. Carmen Sandiego
460* Adam Smith vs. Karl Marx
461* Bo Jackson vs. Deion Sanders
462* Agent 47 vs. Kratos (bald antiheroes from video games)
463* Ellen Ripley vs. Dutch Schaefer
464* Lenny Bruce vs. Henny Youngman vs. Milton Berle
465* Alexander Hamilton vs Thomas Paine
466* Adolphe Sax vs Louis Armstrong
467* [[VideoGame/TheLastOfUs Ellie]] vs. [[Franchise/TheWalkingDead Clementine]]
468* Ellie vs. Daenerys Targaryen
469* Aslan vs. Mufasa
470** Or Alsan vs. Simba
471* Vince [=McMahon=] vs Dana White vs Roger Goodell
472* Edwin Jarvis vs. Alfred Pennyworth
473* Charlie Chaplin vs Buster Keaton vs Jackie Chan vs Tom Cruise (epic stuntmen)
474* Laurel and Hardy vs Abbot and Costello( Comedy Legends)
475* The Marx Brothers vs The Three Stooges (Comedy legends)
476* John Wilkes Booth vs. Lee Harvey Oswald
477* Myth/KingArthur vs. Myth/RobinHood (battle of the English legendary figures)
478* Creator/SamKinison vs. Andrew Dice Clay
479* Creator/JohnCandy vs. Creator/ChrisFarley
480* Rocky Balboa vs. Dwayne Johnson
481* [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown and Snoopy]] vs. ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes
482* Creator/MarkTwain vs. Creator/ErnestHemingway
483* Creator/JudyGarland vs. Creator/JulieAndrews
484* [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Quasimodo]] vs. Franchise/ThePhantomOfTheOpera (hideously deformed, morally ambiguous tragic characters from French literature)
485* Light Yagami vs. Lelouch vi Britannia
486* UsefulNotes/HenryVIII VS his Six Wives: To make the fight more fair than six against one, Henrys I-VII will be brought in on Henry VIII’s side. Mary, Elizabeth, and Edward will be brought in on their mothers’ side, or two will join one side and the third will join the other, or the children will form their own team in the rap battle.
487* Green Arrow vs Green Lantern
488** Hal Jordan backed by Guy Gardner, John Stewart, Kyle Raynor and Jessica Cruz vs Oliver Queen backed by Speedy, Arsenal, Red Arrow and Artemis
489* Tom Cruise vs Jackie Chan. Famous, somewhat controversial action stars of Hollywood and the Hong Kong film industry.
490* Neville Chamberlain vs Theresa May. Disgraced UK Prime Ministers.
491* John [=McCain=] vs [=Martin McGuiness=]. Controversial politicians and war veterans of two different conflicts.
492* Daenerys Targaryen vs Princess Diana. English princesses.
493* Sappho vs [[Series/KillingEve Oksana "Villanelle" Astankova]]: Iconic LGBT women: one a Greek poet, the other an assassin codenamed after a type of poem.
494* Karl Marx vs. Groucho Marx
495* Jon Snow vs. Geralt of Rivia
496* Battle of the Bad Directors: Ed Wood vs. Coleman Francis vs. Uwe Boll vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. Neil Breen
497* Vince [=McMahon=] vs P.T. Barnum
498* Andrew Hussie vs Hirohiko Araki: Creators of the two most meme-rife works on the internet
499* Ernst Stavro Blofeld vs. Hans Gruber
500* George Lucas vs Ingmar Bergman (interrupted by Akira Kurosawa, M Night Shyalaman and Martin Scorsese)
501* Jimi Hendrix vs. Prince
502* Dwayne Johnson vs. Vin Diesel
503* Harley Quinn vs. Domino
504* Red Foreman vs. Hank Hill
505* Dolores Umbridge vs. Joffrey Baratheon
506* Sauron vs. Voldemort
507* Simon Cowell vs. Gordon Ramsay
508* Mike Love vs. David Hasslehoff
509* Joe Exotic vs. Bear Grylls
510* HP Lovecraft vs. Bram Stoker
511* Metallica vs Avenged Sevenfold
512* Robert Downey Jr vs Johnny Depp
513* Dexter Morgan vs. Jigsaw
514* Edwin Jarvis vs. Alfred Pennyworth
515* Hamlet vs. Holden Caulfield
516* Charles Lindbergh vs. Neil Armstrong
517* Toph vs. Daredevil
518* Kobe Bryant vs. Tiger Woods
519* Tucker Carlson vs Jake Tapper
520* Elizabeth I vs. Cersei Lannister
521* Dwight Schrute VS Ron Swanson
522* John Snow and Daenerys vs Geralt and Yennifer
523* The Undertaker vs Eminem
524* Mao Zedong vs. Hirohito
525* Pol Pot vs. Idi Amin
526* Richard III vs. Bad King John
527* Erwin Rommel vs. Robert E. Lee
528* Zorro vs. the Lone Ranger
529* Pope Leo III vs. Henry VIII
530* Harley Quinn vs. Patty Hearst
531* Bugs Bunny vs. the Mask
532* Rowan Atkinson vs Louis de Funès
533* Lois Lane vs. April O'Neil
534* Wes Anderson vs. Tim Burton
535* Ellen Ripley vs. Eleven
536* Tallahassee (Zombieland) vs. Negan (Walking Dead)
537* Vince Lombardi vs. John Madden
538* [[Literature/TheLegendOfDrizzt Drizzt Do'Urden]] vs. [[Literature/GotrekAndFelix Gotrek Gurnisson]] (''[[TabletopGame/ForgottenRealms Dungeons and Dragons]]'' vs. ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasy'')
539** Or Drizzt vs. Literature/CiaphasCain, [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 HERO OF THE IMPERIUM]]
540* Erin Quinn, Clare Devlin, Orla [=McCool=], Michelle Mallon and James Maguire (Series/DerryGirls) vs Dee, Dennis and Frank Reynolds, Ronald "Mac" [=McDonald=] and Charlie Kelly (Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia)
541* Florence Nightingale vs [[Literature/OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest Nurse Mildred Ratched]]
542* Dennis Conner vs Jimmy Spithill
543* Link vs. Cloud: Blond swordsmen from Japanese video games.
544* Julian Assange vs. Edward Snowden: Whistleblowers responsible for leaking information that the U.S. government wanted to keep secret.
545* Bass Reeves vs. Joaquin Murrieta: Gunslingers of the Old West who inspired the creation of [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger fictional]] [[Franchise/{{Zorro}} heroes]].
546* Creator/AudieMurphy vs. "Mad Jack" Churchill vs. UsefulNotes/SimoHayha: WWII soldiers who have all developed a reputation as a CrazyIsCool MemeticBadass.
547* [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]] vs. Phoenix Jones: The famous DeconstructedCharacterArchetype AntiHero and the real-life superhero whose reputation has taken a hit in recent years.
548* UsefulNotes/JohnAdams vs. UsefulNotes/AlexanderHamilton: The feuding Founding Fathers. Adams could potentially point out the discrepancies present in Hamilton's HistoricalHeroUpgrade in the latter's [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} titular musical]].
549* Kenneth Copeland vs [[ComicBook/{{Preacher}} Jesse Custer]]. "Unconventional" preachers.
550* Enzo Ferrari vs Ferrucio Lamborghini. A manufacturers of iconic supercars.
551** Idea for a multi-person battle (kinda like ''Rasputin vs Stalin''): Henry Ford, Horacio Pagani and Christian von Koenigsegg would serve as another group of opponents.
552* John D. Rockefeller vs Andrew Carnegie. Famous American enterpreneurs and millionaires.
553** Alternatively, J.P. Morgan vs Cornelius Vanderbilt.
554** Even more epic showdown idea: John D. Rockefeller vs ''Wario''.
555* Bear Grylls vs Ed Stafford. An elite survivalists showcasing their skills on television.
556* Dave Kindig vs Chip Foose. Coolest car designers in the world.
557** Alternatively, Richard Rawlings vs Aaron Kaufman - a [=TV=] stars of the ''Fast'n'Loud'' fame.
558* Music/JimiHendrix vs [[Music/{{Megadeth}} Dave Mustaine]]. Iconic guitar players.
559** Works well with intervention from [[Music/{{Metallica}} James Hetfield]].
560* Franchise/{{Zorro}} vs ComicBook/{{Spawn}}. Anti-heroes with different tales.
561* [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader vs Kylo Ren]]. About time for a fictional family feud - plus, Vader would definitely deserve another comeback.
562** On the opposite side of the Force: Anakin Skywalker vs Luke Skywalker.
563* [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Shredder]] vs [[Franchise/MortalKombat Shao Kahn]]. An iconic villains of their respective franchises rocking [[SpikesOfVillainy spiked armor]].
564* [[Series/HouseOfCardsUS Frank Underwood]] vs Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Iconic, somewhat controversial US Democrats.
565* Ada Lovelace vs. Hedy Lammar: Brilliant women who set the stones for the development of technology.
566* Harvey Milk vs Pete Buttigieg: Iconic LGBT American politicians.
567* Mike Pence vs Kamala Harris [[spoiler:vs Abraham Lincoln]].
568* Franchise/JohnWick vs [[Franchise/{{Hitman}} Agent 47]]: Fictional master hitmen who experienced a surge in popularity in the late 2010s.
569* [[Theatre/LittleShopOfHorrors Seymour Krelborn]] vs [[Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet Sweeney Todd]]. Horror musical protagonists.
570* [[VideoGame/LittleNightmares Six]] vs Literature/{{Coraline}}: Young female horror protagonists clad in yellow raincoats.
571* Alexander Hamilton vs Charles Ponzi: Scandal-fraught financial figures.
572* Creator/TommyWiseau vs. [[Franchise/PowerRangers Tommy Oliver]]: Two long-haired, bombastic guys named Tommy who are equally over-the-top for different reasons.
573* UsefulNotes/CharlesManson vs [[Film/TheGodfather Michael Corleone]]. Crime bosses.
574* [[Film/{{Anchorman}} Ron Burgundy]] vs [[Series/TheOfficeUS Michael Scott]]. White-collar comedy protagonists.
575* [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]] vs [[Film/FightClub Tyler Durden]]. Cerebral thriller villains.
576* ComicBook/TheRiddler vs Zodiac Killer. Murderous genius criminals who leave clues and messages for the police (or Batman) to solve.
577* [[Film/ThereWillBeBlood Daniel Plainview]] vs [[Film/NoCountryForOldMen Anton Chigurh]]. Acclaimed Neo-Western film villains.
578* [[Literature/TheWhiteTiger Balram Halwai]] vs [[Film/BabyDriver Baby]]. Criminal {{Badass Driver}}s.
579* [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] vs [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud Strife]]. An already famous rivalry between two video game characters who are blonde swordsmen, with Link being owned by Creator/{{Nintendo}}, and Cloud being more associated with (but not outright owned by) [[Creator/SonyInteractiveEntertainment PlayStation]].
580* [[ComicBook/SpiderMan J. Jonah Jameson]] vs Tucker Carlson. Controversial, unapologetically outspoken newsmen.
581* Joseph Pultizer vs Rupert Murdoch. Pioneering newsmen.
582* [[Series/GameOfThrones Cersei Lannister]] vs UsefulNotes/HenryVIII. Tyrants.
583* [[Series/GameOfThrones Daenerys Targaryen]] vs UsefulNotes/AnneBoleyn. Executed queens.
584* Alexander Hamilton vs Veronica Sawyer. Musical leads.
585* Louis XVI vs. Nicholas II. European monarchs who died in leftist revolutions.
586* Emperor Nero vs. Herbert Hoover. Two leaders with reputations for failing to help their countries when they needed it.
587* Sophia Loren vs. Brigitte Bardot. European sex symbols of the 50s and 60s.
588* Akhenaten vs. Louis XIV. Two different "sun kings".
589* Oscar vs. Utena. Quite possibly the most iconic {{bifauxnen}} in anime and manga.
590* Nelson Mandela vs. Robert Mugabe. Black rebel leaders against white minority regimes in southern Africa.
591* Leon Trotsky vs. Jean-Paul Marat. Revolutionary journalists who were assassinated.
592* Jack Kirby vs. Osamu Tezuka. Two great sequential artists who helped define their respective mediums.
593* Ronald Reagan vs Margaret Thatcher
594* [[Literature/{{Misery}} Annie Wilkes]] vs [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles Syndrome]]. Fiction's most terrifying [[LoonyFan Loony Fans]].
595* [[ComicBook/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Sabrina Spellman]] vs. [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hermione Granger]]. Famous teenage witches.
596* WesternAnimation/KimPossible vs. [[ComicBook/KickAss Hit Girl]]. BadassNormal [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] with blonde male sidekicks.
597** vs. [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Kimberly Hart]]. [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] with the same first name.
598* Creator/KaneHodder vs. Creator/RobertEnglund. Actors best known for their portrayals of iconic [[Franchise/FridayThe13th slasher]] [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet villains]]
599* [[Film/{{Scream}} Sidney Prescott]] vs. [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Nancy Thompson]]. [[FinalGirl Final Girls]] from iconic Creator/WesCraven movies.
600* Some follow-ups to Superman vs. Goku:
601** Cyborg Superman vs. Goku Black (evil knockoffs; plus a suprise appearance by Merged Zamasu)
602** General Zod vs. Vegeta (alien menaces from the same race as the hero)
603** Lois Lane vs. Chi-Chi (wives of the heroes)
604** Jimmy Olsen vs. Krillin (perpetual second fiddles, even in the previous ERB)
605* Tsar Nicholas II and King Louis XVI.
606** Halfway through, however, both of them are killed, and are replaced Lenin and Robespierre, the revolutionaries who replaced them.
607* Creator/JeremyClarkson, Creator/RichardHammond and Creator/JamesMay vs Creator/JayLeno or Creator/JerrySeinfeld
608* James Oglethorpe vs. Pharnavaz I. The first governor of UsefulNotes/GeorgiaUSA against the first king of UsefulNotes/GeorgiaCaucasus.
609* [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour Big Brother]] vs. [[Series/BigBrother Julie Chen Moonves]]
610* [[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemptionII Arthur Morgan]] vs [[Franchise/ToyStory Woody]]. Fiction's most famous cowboys.
611* [[Series/You2018 Joe Goldberg]] vs Jeffrey Dahmer.
612* Anne Boleyn vs Marie Antoinette (queens who were beheaded)
613* Music/RobertJohnson vs Niccolo Paganini (genre-defining musicians with preternatural talent who are both rumoured to have made a DealWithTheDevil in exchange for their musical talent)
614* Elizabeth Bathory vs Mary Tudor ("Bloody Mary")
615* Othniel Marsh and Edward Cope vs Robert Bakker and John Horner (feat. Mary Anning) (famous paleontologists who were contemporary rivals)
616[[/folder]]
617
618[[folder:Confirmed guesses]]
619* Creator/SteveJobs vs. Bill Gates
620* ComicBook/{{Batman}} and ComicBook/{{Robin}} vs. [[Franchise/SherlockHolmes Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson]]
621* UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla vs. UsefulNotes/ThomasEdison
622* UsefulNotes/{{Blackbeard}} vs. UsefulNotes/AlCapone
623* UsefulNotes/JoanOfArc vs. Music/MileyCyrus
624* Creator/PabloPicasso vs. Bob Ross
625* Creator/EdgarAllanPoe vs. Creator/StephenKing
626* Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} vs. Series/MythBusters
627* Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet vs. Film/BonnieAndClyde
628* Franchise/{{Terminator}} vs. Franchise/RoboCop
629* Creator/WaltDisney vs. Creator/StanLee (though the battle begins with Creator/StanLee against Creator/JimHenson)
630* Creator/JRRTolkien vs. Creator/GeorgeRRMartin
631* Creator/GordonRamsay vs. Creator/JuliaChild
632* UsefulNotes/IvanTheTerrible vs. UsefulNotes/AlexanderTheGreat
633* UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton vs. UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump - Epic Presidency Rap Battle of 2016
634** Complete with Abe Lincoln's return.
635* [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Ash Ketchum]] vs. UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin
636* Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Vs. Film/KingKong.
637[[/folder]]
638
639[[folder:Jossed Raps and Characters]]
640Matchups or characters that has been more or less been jossed by people in the ERB crew.
641* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic vs. WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd
642** [[http://i.imgur.com/U2W4wiP.png Source]]
643** Likely even more jossed due to [=#ChangeTheChannel=].
644* Film/AustinPowers
645** [[http://i.imgur.com/B0O3JUn.png Source]]
646** Unjossed later on [[http://youtu.be/Iy7xDGi5lp4 in Season 5]]
647* Advertising/MAndMs vs. Music/{{Eminem}}
648** [[http://i.imgur.com/HAk7YZd.png Source]]
649* [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]]
650** [[http://i.imgur.com/STauxu1.png Source]]
651** Unjossed at the very end of [[https://i.imgur.com/4zT9ET4.jpg George Carlin vs Richard Pryor]]
652* {{Creator/Tobuscus}}
653** [[http://i.imgur.com/fdgyELS.png Source]]
654* [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Sheldon Cooper]] vs. [[Series/{{House}} Dr. Gregory House]]
655** [[http://i.imgur.com/RF8ookL.png Source]]
656* UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden
657** [[http://youtu.be/G7WE-ttZWOQ?t=5m Source]]
658* {{WebVideo/Smosh}} [[AsHimself playing themselves]]
659** [[http://i.imgur.com/xs0UbQT.png Source]]
660* Music/MileyCyrus vs. Music/BritneySpears
661** [[http://i.imgur.com/R7xZ9Ls.png Source]]
662* [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Ronald McDonald]]
663** [[http://i.imgur.com/M4vUmPJ.png Source]]
664*** The way it was phrased does leave open the possibility of Ronald being in a CurbStompBattle a la Bieber vs. Beethoven.
665*** Unjossed in Season 6.
666* Creator/KimKardashian
667** [[http://i.imgur.com/axtRsMW.png Source]]
668* UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt
669** [[http://i.imgur.com/nhkPTDn.png Source]]
670** Unjossed later [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQ in Season 5]].
671[[/folder]]
672
673[[folder:Unlikely ideas]]
674
675'''[[WMG: Inanimate objects]]'''
676* Website/{{Wikipedia}} vs. Website/TvTropes
677** vs. Website/{{Uncyclopedia}}
678* MotherNature vs. MotherGoose
679* Playstation vs. Xbox (vs Nintendo, vs PC)
680* Black Death vs. Spanish Flu
681
682'''[[WMG:Cartoon vs. Cartoon]]'''
683* Manga/{{Naruto}} vs. [[Manga/SoulEater Black☆Star]]
684* [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Ash Ketchum]] vs. [[Anime/DigimonAdventure Tai Kamiya]]
685* [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Pig-Pen]] vs. [[Series/SesameStreet Oscar the Grouch]]
686* [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/WallE AUTO]]
687* [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/{{Tarzan}} Clayton]]
688* [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] vs. [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]]
689* [[Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse He-Man]] vs. Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian
690* [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]
691** vs. [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Newman]]
692** vs. [[WesternAnimation/AmericanDad Stan Smith]]
693** vs. [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank Hill]]
694** vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]
695* WesternAnimation/YogiBear vs. Advertising/SmokeyTheBear: Iconic brown bear characters
696* [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius Jimmy Neutron]]: Genius child prodigies.
697* Anime/SailorMoon vs. Popeye: Iconic cartoon sailors.
698* [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra Avatar Korra]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Twilight]]: TheChosenOne of series that aired at the same time.
699* [[Manga/DeathNote L]] vs. [[Manga/CaseClosed Conan Edogawa/Shinichi Kudo]]: Manga/anime detectives.
700** vs. [[Manga/MajinTanteiNougamiNeuro Neuro]]
701** [[spoiler:Then L dies mid-battle and Near replaces him.]]
702* WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain vs WesternAnimation/InvaderZim and Gir
703* [[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse Luz Noceda]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}} Anne Boonchuy]]
704* [[WesternAnimation/InsideJob2021 Reagan Ridley]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/{{Arcane}} Jinx]]
705'''[[WMG:Obscure characters]]'''
706* Creator/EdWood vs. Uwe Boll: Critically panned directors (both are obscure)
707** vs. Creator/TommyWiseau (obscure)
708** vs. Creator/QuentinTarantino (not obscure)
709* Music/RandyNewman vs. Uwe Boll (both are obscure)
710* Creator/TaraStrong vs. Creator/SteveBlum: Voice actors (both are obscure)
711** vs. Creator/NolanNorth (obscure)
712* [[VideoGame/{{inFAMOUS}} Cole McGrath]] vs. [[VideoGame/{{Prototype}} Alex Mercer]]: Realistic superhero sandbox game heroes
713* [[VideoGame/SystemShock SHODAN]] vs. [[Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream AM]]
714* Creator/DeeBradleyBaker vs. Creator/FrankWelker (both are obscure)
715* Lamar Smith vs. Jack Thompson: Anti-entertainment activists (both are obscure)
716* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Celestia]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Princess Bubblegum]] (both are obscure)
717** vs. [[WesternAnimation/TheLastUnicorn Lady Amalthea]] (both are obscure)
718* [[ComicBook/SpiderMan J. Jonah Jameson]] vs. [[VideoGame/Portal2 Cave Johnson]] (both are obscure)
719** vs. WebVideo/RayWilliamJohnson (obscure)
720* [[VideoGame/PrimalRage Vertigo]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Nightmare Moon]] (both are obscure)
721* [[UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}} Richard Petty vs. Dale Earnhardt]]: Nascar racers (Petty is obscure, Earnhardt is not)
722** vs [[UsefulNotes/FormulaOne Lewis Hamilton]] (obscure)
723* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kenny]] vs. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Pyro]]: Characters who only communicate in muffled noises. (Pyro is obscure, Kenny is not)
724* [[Series/{{Dexter}} Dexter Morgan]] or [[VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}} Maxwell]] vs. [[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami]]: {{Serial Killer Killer}}s for the former, magic notebook users for the latter. (Maxwell is obscure, Dexter and Light less so)
725* [[Franchise/HarryPotter Bellatrix Lestrange]] vs. [[Series/DarkShadows Angelique Bouchard]] (Angelique is obscure, Bellatrix is not)
726* Creator/MarkZuckerberg vs [[Website/FourChan Moot]] (Moot is obscure, Zuckerberg is not)
727** vs [[Website/{{Tumblr}} David Karp]]. Alternatively, Moot vs David Karp. (Karp is obscure)
728* Creator/GordonRamsay vs. [[Manga/BlackLagoon Revy]] (Revy is obscure, Ramsay is not)
729* UsefulNotes/ElizabethBathory vs. Creator/EllenDeGeneres (Bathory is obscure, Ellen is not)
730* [[Franchise/HarryPotter Pansy Parkinson]] vs. [[Film/MeanGirls Regina George]] (Pansy is obscure, Regina is not)
731* [[Series/RedDwarf Kryten]] vs. [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Data]] (Kryten is obscure, Data is not)
732* [[VideoGame/Portal2 Atlas and P-Body]] vs. [[Franchise/StarWars R2-D2 and C-3PO]] (Atlas and P-Body are obscure, R2-D2 and C-3PO are not)
733* [[Series/KamenRiderDecade Tsukasa Kadoya]] vs. [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Sora]] (Tsukasa is obscure, Sora is not)
734* Creator/GeorgeOrwell vs. [[Series/BigBrother Davina McCall]]: "Big Brother" battle ([=McCall=] is obscure, Orwell is not)
735* [[Literature/TheFirstMenInTheMoon Mr. Bedford and Mr. Cavor]] vs. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin (Bedford and Cavor are obscure, Armstrong and Aldrin are not)
736* [[Music/{{Nirvana}} Kurt Cobain]] vs. [[Music/HermansHermits Peter Noone]] (Noone is obscure, Cobain is not)
737* ComicBook/GhostRider vs. [[Franchise/MortalKombat Scorpion]]: Skull-headed fire-based anti-heroes (Ghost Rider is obscure, Scorpion is not)
738* [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]] vs. [[VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} Nathan Drake]]: Action-adventure heroes (Drake is obscure, Lara is not)
739* [[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 Rod Serling]] vs. [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt the Crypt Keeper]] (the Crypt Keeper is obscure, Serling is not)
740* [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Michael Richards]] vs. [[Film/TheJazzSinger Al Jolson]]: Actors who are now mostly known for racism (both are obscure)
741* Creator/HunterSThompson vs. Creator/JonStewart: Anti-journalists (Thompson is obscure, Stewart is not)
742** vs. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Laundry_%28Don_Henley_song%29 Don Henley]] (somewhat obscure)
743* Creator/JKRowling vs [[Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid Jeff Kinney]] (Kinney is obscure, Rowling is not)
744* [[Series/ManVsWild Bear Grylls]] vs. [[Series/{{Survivorman}} Les Stroud]] (Stroud is obscure, Grylls is not)
745* Franchise/IndianaJones vs. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Carter Howard Carter]]
746* Princess Diana vs [[Franchise/{{Hitman}} Diana Burnwood]] (Burnwood is obscure, the Princess is not)
747* [[Literature/TheMazeRunner Thomas]] vs [[Literature/TheGrishaverse Alina Starkov]] (both obscure)
748* [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin]] vs. [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} John Egbert]] (imaginative kid protagonists of two iconic comics of different kinds)
749%%Not sure what the third pothole's supposed to be* [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Mad]][[DarkerAndEdgier oka]] vs. [[Series/ts upon seeing the huge amounts of work the other artists were doing.
750[[/folder]]
751
752[[folder:Why are these guys battling again?]]
753* ''Music/JohnLennon vs. Bill O'Reilly'': John's taken offense to something Bill said about the UsefulNotes/VietnamWar. He elects to show this using the area of his expertise.
754* ''Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader, Round 1'':
755** Hitler, through some fluke, has taken over Coruscant. Darth Vader is sent to reclaim Coruscant for the Empire. Then it gets ''weird''.
756** Or since Vader was a former slave/Hitler bears similarities to [[BadBoss Palpatine]], [[BerserkButton Hitler's going down.]]
757** Vader, being disabled and played by a black actor, is disgusted with the bigoted policies of the Nazis. He challenges Hitler to a battle to prove that an "inferior" human can oppress and conquer just as well as any other.
758** Hitler wants to learn the powers of the Dark Side of the Force, so he tries to persuade the Emperor to kill Vader and take him on as an apprentice. The Emperor agrees on the condition that Hitler beats Vader in a battle. In secret, Palpatine has already brushed Hitler off as unworthy and planned with Vader to keep Hitler distracted with the battle while they prepare to freeze him in carbonite.
759* ''Abraham Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris'': Lincoln discovers the internet! At first, he is fascinated, but then a certain something drives him to go to Chuck Norris's cosmic plane and rip into him.
760** Alternatively, Lincoln stumbles across "facts" memes for people like Mr. T, Clint Eastwood, and Morgan Freeman. He becomes fascinated and decides to try taking a shot at making up facts about himself. Unfortunately he's not very good at it so Chuck Norris takes it upon himself to show him the ropes.
761** Alternatively, Lincoln wanted to express his distaste with how the Republican Party has changed since his time, and sent out a challenge to all prominent modern-day Republicans to battle him to prove whose ideals are superior. Chuck was the only one tough enough to be willing to face Lincoln on the rap battlefield.
762* ''Sarah Palin vs. Music/LadyGaga'': Palin, an established conservative, meets Lady Gaga, a supporter of homosexual rights, at a cocktail party. Insult-slinging ensues.
763* ''Hulk Hogan & Randy Savage vs. Kim Jong-Il'': The President has been kidnapped by communists! Are Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage bad enough dudes to shame Kim Jong-Il into releasing him?
764* ''Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethoven'': Justin Bieber's tired of being the Internet's ButtMonkey! Maybe if he challenged Beethoven to a rap battle, he could gain some respect? [[spoiler: No, not really.]]
765** Or Beethoven listened to Bieber's music, and hated it so much that he interrupted Bieber's rehearsal to challenge him to a rap battle.
766* ''Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking'':
767** Einstein hates cripples.
768** They're both [[FriendlyEnemy good friends]]-they just had to shut the raging debating scientists up with a rap battle.
769** Einstein is worried that Hawking's discoveries will diminish his place in history.
770* ''The Easter Bunny vs. Genghis Khan'': The Easter Bunny places eggs underneath Genghis Khan's pillow, giving him a hard night's sleep. Khan catches him and curses him out, and the Easter Bunny responds in kind.
771* ''Napoleon vs. Napoleon'':
772** Bonaparte watches ''Film/NapoleonDynamite''. He is so disgusted that he forgets he's not actually French and short, and tears a hole in reality just so he can lay into Mr. Dynamite himself. He gives his opponent the first verse, because he's cocky like that.
773** Dynamite was bragging about how much he knew about history, and his classmates weren't buying it. To prove it, he tells them he'll enter into an ERB against a random opponent, and he guarantees he'll know enough about them to win. The ERB crew, unable to come up with something more creative, match him up against his namesake, but [[DidntThinkThisThrough Dynamite actually didn't know very much about him]] and so just came up with a bunch of short jokes. However, Bonaparte doesn't think Dynamite is a WorthyOpponent and so is also doing a half-assed job, not caring enough to bring up most of his own accomplishments. Thus, Dynamite still maintains that he won afterwards.
774* ''Billy Mays & Vince Offer vs. Benjamin Franklin'': Benjamin finds Billy's voice to be a tremendous pain in his ears. Unfortunately, Billy's already scheduled to face down Vince, but that's okay, he can always make room for a Founding Father.
775* ''Gandalf vs. Dumbledore'':
776** The two old wizards decide to give the nerds a fight, just to get them to stop bitching and moaning. They're very good friends: Gandalf's comments about Gringotts are more vulgar jokes to somebody he knows can take it than actual attacks on Dumbledore's character.
777** Gandalf is sick of his franchise being compared to ''Franchise/HarryPotter''. His irritation with the comparisons starts to turn into a dislike of the books themselves, and he especially hates Dumbledore, the character he is most often compared to.
778** Gandalf doesn't think ordinary human children should be trusted with powerful magic. He tries to persuade Dumbledore to shut down Hogwarts, but when it becomes clear that neither of the two are willing to budge, the dispute degenerates into a contest of insults.
779* ''William Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss'': Shakespeare stumbles upon Dr. Seuss bringing drawings to life and mistakes him for the old witches of lore. He opts to ward him off using his version of an anti-magic charm.
780* ''Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers'':
781** This is not the real Mr. Rogers, but is, in fact, an [[UncannyValley imperfect clone]] of the original Mr. Rogers. Mr. T recognizes this, and attempts to prove the charlatanry of the clone by whipping it out of its state of tranquility, because Mr. Rogers is [[AllLovingHero always chill.]]
782** The ERB crew [[SacredCow didn't think anyone would be able to come up with good disses for Mister Rogers]]. Mr. T took this as a challenge and made a bet with them about it.
783* ''Christopher Columbus vs. Captain Kirk'': The Enterprise gets tossed back in time to the era of colonization. Kirk takes this opportunity to voice his displeasure towards the Indian-dooming Columbus.
784* ''Nice Peter vs. Epic Lloyd'':
785** Nothing out of the ordinary, it's just how the two settle creative differences.
786*** Peter mentions a similar theory as a joke in the behind-the-scenes of Gandalf vs. Dumbledore.
787** The in-universe reason is the same as the out-of-universe reason: they thought it would be funny to end the first season by staging a battle between the two of them.
788* ''Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader, Round 2'': This was already given a story.
789* ''Leonidas vs. Master Chief'': Master Chief challenges Leonidas to show him some of that laconic wit his people are known for.
790* ''The Mario Bros. vs. The Wright Bros.'': The Mario Bros. have gotten themselves into [[Videogame/MarioIsMissing more]] time-traveling shenanigans! To get a certain MacGuffin, they have to beat the Wright Bros. in a contest of wit.
791* ''Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley'':
792** As the fabric of time unfurls and unwinds, Jackson and Presley take this opportunity to see which one of them is the better wordsmith before everything ''really'' goes to crap.
793** They had an argument about black culture, and mostly stuff about Elvis's daughter, so they did a rap battle to see who won.
794** As there is only one crown they're fighting to see who is the "One King" of music.
795* ''UsefulNotes/{{Cleopatra|VII}} vs. Creator/MarilynMonroe'': The grandest beauty contest of all time is held! Only Cleopatra and Marilyn are left, and there's only one way to settle this score...
796* ''Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates'':
797** Bill coaxes one last competition out of Steve before he [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascends.]] Unbeknownst to him, [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey somebody]] is watching the two duke it out...
798** Steve jumps in before the announcer can name Bill's opponent. [[spoiler: HAL-9000]] is Bill's official opponent, and Steve just wanted one last battle with his rival before he [[AscendedToAHigherPlaneOfExistence turns a profit in heaven]].
799* ''Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury'':
800** Frank doesn't think Freddie's refined enough to have earned all the praise he gets. [[BrutalHonesty He makes no secret of this.]]
801** Being [[FriendlyEnemy friendly enemies]] they battled to see who was the better dancer and musician.
802* ''Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney'': The debate system has gone through a ''massive'' upheaval.
803* ''Doctor Emmett Brown vs. The Doctor'':
804** LetsYouAndHimFight scenario, with Brown being "loaned" a Dalek to even the odds. The Doctor realizes Doc Brown isn't a bad guy due to his immediate defense of Marty and [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong ends the battle before it begins]].
805** The Doctor is tired of companions comparing him and his time travel to ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''.
806** Doc Brown accidentally crashed into the [=TARDIS=] as it rematerialized, causing the unfurling of space time suggested in ''Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley'' above. Naturally, the Doctor takes out his frustration over this irreparable damage. When it loops again, he realizes his mistakes and enlists Brown's help in fixing the [=TARDIS=].
807* ''Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood'': The two have teamed up to eliminate a bunch of shape-shifting troublemakers, but [[CurbStompBattle it's so damned easy]] that they've taken to [[CasualDangerDialogue arguing about who's more badass and whose movies are better]] between and during ass-kickings.
808* ''Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes'': [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder All-Star Batman]], being the ''extremely'' loose cannon he is attacks the detectives for no reason. Robin is dropping in from an AlternateUniverse and has no idea what's going on.
809* ''Moses vs. Santa Claus'': Moses believes Santa Claus is pushing people further from God, thanks to the creeping secularization of what was supposed to be Jesus's birthday. Santa first tries to reason with him that he isn't trying to make people forget about Jesus's birthday but spread cheer. As it's clear Moses won't budge, Santa makes fun of him in response, taking the time to teach him some manners in the meanwhile.
810* ''Adam vs. Eve'': The first ever married couple bickering.
811* ''Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King Jr.'':
812** They're playing a friendly game of the Dozens.
813** Gandhi [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero does not like black people]] and is annoyed that his ideas are associated with a movement for racial equality.
814* ''Thomas Edison vs. Nikola Tesla'': They're doing a rap battle to finally see who wins, because they really, really, hate each other.
815* ''Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong'': The ghost of Babe Ruth shows up to mock Lance Armstrong for his foul play. Armstrong, who doesn't want to deal with this right now, decides to fire back at Ruth and hopefully get him to go somewhere else.
816* ''Mozart vs. Skrillex'': After getting on Santa's naughty list for being too loud, Mozart sets out to find someone who makes him look downright meek by comparison. Before long, he finds Skrillex, and needles him with verbal barbs until he explodes at him.
817* ''Rasputin vs. Stalin'':
818** Rasputin magically rises from the grave to berate Stalin for being a murderous dictator. However, the reality-warping nature of his spell has some unintended side-effects.
819** [[spoiler: Lenin drops in to berate Stalin for betraying the revolution. Gorbachev tries to break the tension. Putin just wants to brag.]]
820** Alternately, the "Proletariat Masses" get hold of a book of spells owned by Rasputin and decide to use it to try and summon [[spoiler: Lenin's ghost]], but they accidentally bring back Rasputin and Stalin so they decide to have some fun by putting them in a rap battle. Unknown to either of the contestants, the Proletariat manage to finally get the spell right and [[spoiler:bring back Lenin]]. [[spoiler:Lenin]] then listens to them rap and gets angry after hearing what Rasputin has to say about Stalin (the nature of which Stalin himself openly confesses to), and joins in. However, something goes wrong with the spell and the group gets accidentally transported into the future. [[spoiler:Gorbachev]] gets word of the battle and tries to resolve the situation before things get out of hand by showing how he improved things. [[spoiler:Putin]] accidentally stumbles across the battle in progress and decides he wants in.
821* ''Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader, Round 3'': Like the second round, this was already given a story, shown starting from the third season's trailer and continued in the actual episode.
822* ''Al Capone vs. Blackbeard'':
823** Blackbeard constantly makes fun of Capone for getting caught by a minor crime, instead of going out in a blaze of glory like he did. Capone bets he couldn't out-insult him, since he just rags on him for the same thing over and over again. Blackbeard takes the challenge.
824** Alternatively, [[KansasCityShuffle the rap battle is just a distraction for Blackbeard's crew to steal all of Capone's goods]]. Which backfires once the gangsters bring in [[spoiler:Edward Kenway]] for revenge.
825* ''Miley Cyrus vs. Joan of Arc'':
826** Joan comes across a video of Miley's performance at the [=VMA=]s. Disgusted, she time travels to confront Miley in person. Miley has a good idea of what she wants to do and so gets the first verse.
827** Similar to the entry for ''Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong'', Joan's ghost visits Miley in a dream to try and persuade her to a more pious lifestyle, but Miley is sick of all the people ragging on her and decides to battle her.
828* ''Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso'': Somebody offers a bet that no-one could get Bob to raise his voice. Picasso eagerly rises to the challenge.
829* ''Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali'': The two have a beef to settle, but they can't play any of their sports of choice to finish things. To compromise, they go at each other verbally.
830* ''Ebenezer Scrooge vs Donald Trump'': This already has an explanation. ''A Christmas Carol'' but it's Trump.
831* ''Rick Grimes vs Walter White'': The zombie apocalypse hit before Walter White's death in the Breaking Bad chronology and Rick's group runs into him. Having heard of Walter's deeds to his family from his Albuquerque colleagues, the eternal family man Rick Grimes can't help but to lash out. Having his infinite pride insulted, Walt responds in turn.
832* ''Goku vs. Superman'':
833** Superman's being more [[{{Superdickery}} dickish]] than usual, so Goku makes a bet with him over a fight. If Goku wins, Superman stops being a dick, but if Superman wins, Goku can't eat anything but lettuce for the next month or so. They hype themselves up through the rap battle and start clashing for real at the end.
834** Goku is jealous because he has to work hard for his powers while Superman gets them just by going out in the Sun.
835* ''Edgar Allen Poe vs. Stephen King'':
836** Poe is frustrated by the ending to one of King's works and starts badgering him about it.
837** Alternatively, King wanted to prove his work was greater, and travelled back in time to settle it, arriving at the time when Poe was writing The Raven. Poe, having very little time to prepare, begins by reciting a variation of what he has on hand.
838* ''Sir Issac Newton vs. Bill Nye'': Newton gets set up with a mystery opponent, but is very disappointed when it turns out to be Nye. When he proves too much to handle, Tyson warps in from [[Series/{{Cosmos}} the Ship of the Imagination]] to help out. The mystery opponent was set up on request after he saw an Epic Rap Battle Of History.
839* ''George Washington vs. William Wallace'': The difficulties of life have gotten to Washington and [[AxCrazy set him a bit off-kilter,]] compelling him to go to Scotland. He hallucinates William Wallace and attempts to put him down.
840* ''Artists vs. Turtles'':
841** During a convoluted adventure that leads them to Florence, Italy, the Turtles are forced to summon the ghosts of several Renaissance artists to help them on their journey. The artists, irritated at being awoken from their slumber, start hurling insults at them first.
842** Alternatively, or perhaps just more specifically depending on your interpretation of the above, the Turtles were trying to explain that they needed the artists' help for an upcoming battle against a villain, but the artists got confused and thought they were supposed to be battling the Turtles themselves.
843* ''Ghostbusters vs. Mythbusters'':
844** The Mythbusters bust some myths about movie ghosts. The Ghostbusters hijack their broadcast to air their grievances against them.
845** [=M5=] is being haunted by the spirits of dead [[CompanionCube Busters]] and the Build Team. The Ghostbusters are trying to convince the skeptics that they have a problem and score some publicity at the same time.
846* ''Romeo and Juliet vs. Bonnie and Clyde'': While on the run, Bonnie and Clyde come across two weirdos wearing Renaissance clothing who chastise them for their crimes. They're confused, but decide to make fun of the lovers using what they remember of ''Romeo and Juliet''. [[spoiler:Unfortunately for B&C, R&J distract them long enough for the police to catch up to them.]]
847* ''Zeus vs. Thor'':
848** In an AlternateHistory where the Byzantine Empire continued to worship Greek/Roman gods, Thor intrudes into Zeus/Jupiter's territory with the arrival of the Varangian Guard. Zeus responds harshly to Thor's increasing influence.
849** It's an UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny between a pair of Lego fans.
850** It's all Loki's doing. With the release of ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' Loki decides to travel to Greece and let drop the fact that 'God of Thunder' is now more associated with Thor than Zeus. Zeus, jealous god that he is, immediately challenges Thor to a battle. If Thor wins, Loki can swoop in and take credit for weakening the Olympians (since he set it up) but if Thor loses, well, then he looks like an idiot and [[XanatosGambit Loki's fine with that too.]]
851** [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie Finn's]] older cousins stop by for Thanksgiving and decide to make an epic rap battle with his Lego blocks to impress him. The battle we see is what happens in Emmett's viewpoint.]]
852* ''Jack the Ripper vs. Hannibal Lecter'':
853** There's a new guy in the cell across Hannibal's who says he's the genuine Ripper. Hannibal questions the validity of his claims, which provokes the new arrival into talking about his supposed crimes in verse. Reality is filtered through the new guy's eyes, which is why Jack seems to be wandering the dark streets of Whitechapel.
854** Jack the Ripper, being a bit touched in the head, is hallucinating the entire battle after staying up late one night reading Hannibal's books, trying to prove to himself he's better than Hannibal.
855** Over two centuries after his original killing spree, [[HesBack Jack is back]] (either due to [[FishOutOfTemporalWater a time-travel mishap]], or [[Really700YearsOld Jack being a literally immortal monster]]), and killing victims in modern-day London, (and for some odd reason, engaging in {{Boastful Rap}}s while doing so). Seeing as how [[Literature/RedDragon this isn't]] [[Literature/SilenceOfTheLambs the first time]] [[ConsultingAConvictedKiller the authorities had to ask Dr. Lecter about how to find and catch other serial killers]], they agree to [[GodzillaThreshold temporarily release Hannibal from captivity to challenge the notoriously elusive Jack the Ripper in a rap battle]]. This is hinted at by Hannibal's intro (where he's wheeled up BoundAndGagged in a straitjacket and his [[CoolMask signature muzzle]] by an asylum attendant, only to be released from the restraints while Jack is giving his first verse), and a couple of Hannibal's lines. In Lecter's first verse, he bemoans "Pity your verse wasn't worth the trip in the jacket", implying that he got out of prison just to challenge Jack to a rap battle, and his final lines of the second verse ("Barney, take me back to solitary confinement (complete with the asylum attendant coming back to wheel out Hannibal), 'cause this little dirty lamb has just been ''silenced.''") implies that he was released just to defeat Jack in the Rap Battle.
856* ''Ellen [=DeGeneres=]'' vs ''Oprah Winfrey'':
857** One of them is on the other's show and this is part of the format. Ellen brings out her kittens afterward.
858** The two talk show hosts are having a feud, and have decided to let their audiences decide who is better.
859** The rap battle takes place in TV Land. Oprah is ''literally'' the queen and Ellen is ''literally'' trying to depose her. The two raps are morale builders for their respective armies.
860* ''Stephen Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock'':
861** Spielberg interrupts Hitchcock's filming of ''Film/{{Psycho}}'' to shame him for not meeting with Spielberg when he asked. Hitchcock retaliates. Tarantino captures the battle because he thinks it's funny, but then decides they are both lame. Kubrick takes offense to any work except his being called genius, and traveled to the battle on a Big Wheel to dispute it. Similarly, Michael Bay can hear all of them dissing his work from afar, and enters via helicopter.
862** The whole battle is one big struggle for control over the production of a movie. Steven Spielberg and Alfred Hitchcock try to collaborate but quickly get into a fight over how it should be directed. Meanwhile Quentin Tarantino (who was producing) tries to break up the fight, calls both people out on it, then has them both fired so that he can direct the film himself. Stanley Kubrick's ghost takes this as an opportunity to get revenge on Spielberg for ruining his vision of ''Film/AIArtificialIntelligence''. Finally, Michael Bay hears all the other directors making fun of his work and decides that he is going to direct the movie just to spite everyone.
863** The battle is about a movie about Spielberg and Hitchcock, produced by Kubrick and directed by Tarantino. Thus, the "Spielberg" and "Hitchcock" seen in the battle are actually actors. The exchange between "Spielberg" and "Hitchcock" is actually a scene being recorded. After a failed attempt at dialogue improv, Tarantino cuts the scene and tells them to fix their dialogue (hence the "I'm the king of dialogue") while giving them more material to work with. Afterwards, he seems to be satisfied with the end result and wraps up (hence him closing his car trunk). However, Kubrick came in late for some reason, and after looking at the scene, chides the three for not shooting it until it's perfectly the way he wants it to be. Finally, Bay just happens to be wandering around in his chopper, and after hearing all the insults, decides to literally drop in and brag while making a scene (hence him throwing the director's chair).
864* ''Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted'': Bill and Ted travel back in time to Lewis and Clark's expedition to do research on a history project and end up getting them pissed enough to drop some sick burns.
865* ''David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini'': Houdini finally [[BackFromTheDead escaped from the grave]] and he's doing a joint act with Copperfield. The antagonism is just part of the act. Copperfield was {{squee}}ing up a storm back stage at the prospect of performing with his hero.
866* ''Terminator vs Robocop'':
867** Basically the WebAnimation/DeathBattle version of Terminator vs Robocop but with a difference: instead of the evil Terminator, the good one came back. For giggles, John Connor decided to change both of their AIs to be kickass at rapping. They fight the modification by literally shooting at each other near the end.
868** John and Sarah Connor have escaped from the Terminator by heading into Detroit. When the Terminator attempts to follow them, Robocop is the first line of defense.
869* ''Western Philosophers vs Eastern Philosophers'':
870** A typical set of shenanigans in [[http://www.dead-philosophers.com/ Philosopher Heaven]].
871** Confucius and Laozi got into an argument with Socrates and Voltaire bragging about how millions of people in the East today still follow their philosophies, whereas almost nobody follows the teachings of Socrates or Voltaire anymore. The two argued until the Western philosophers got pissed off enough to challenge them to a battle. Sun Tzu, who happened to overhear the whole thing, wanted to test whether his tactics could be applied to rap battles as well as to regular battles, so he offered to join Laozi and Confucius. Socrates and Voltaire agreed on the condition that they be allowed to pick a third rapper also, and Nietzsche reluctantly agreed to join them.
872* ''Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar'':
873** The two conquerors have brought together their armies for a massive battle and are attempting to demoralize each other before the real fight begins.
874** Caesar and his legion rise from the dead in the 1800's and decide to recreate their "Roman Lake" by starting with Africa. His army runs into Zulu's and they get into an epic exchange of insults before clashing.
875** [[VideoGame/{{Civilization}} Caesar tried some diplomacy with Shaka to trade for aluminum]], but Shaka angrily tells him he does not deserve it, [[DisproportionateRetribution so Caesar declares war]].
876** While going through one of his crazier episodes, Shaka hallucinates that emperors of ages past are coming back from the dead to judge his rule, and they do not approve. Never one to take well to criticism, Shaka lashes out at the imagined Caesar with some harsh judgments of his own.
877* ''Jim Henson vs Stan Lee'':
878** Jim and Stan had some unfinished business before Jim's untimely death. Feeling empty because of his frenemy's death, Stan decides to hold a seance on a boring summer day and summons Jim's ghost. He gets excited when it works and comes out swinging against Jim, but little does he know that another spirit has stepped out of the ether...
879** Stan and Jim were having a typical fight between co-workers in their office. [[spoiler:The manager, Walt, came in after hearing the ruckus and told them to get back to work]].
880** ''This is how [[spoiler:Disney]] does their job interviews.'' They make the two artists pull off a rap battle, and whoever wins gets to work at the company. Unfortunately, Stan and Jim decided to be bros again. [[spoiler: Walt]], frustrated at how the interview was going nowhere and in his infamous "perfectionist" phase, completely lost it and proceeded to blow his top, reminding them that they were wasting his time, as there were several thousand other incredibly expensive artists waiting outside for their turn. Eventually, though, seeing how the duo were now too scared to say anything else, he hired both of them, although the two were beginning to have second thoughts upon seeing the huge amounts of work the other artists were doing.
881* ''Deadpool vs Boba Fett'': Deadpool is jealous that the Star Wars series has been getting so much attention lately, so he picks a fight with Boba Fett to drum up publicity for his own movie, which comes out early next year.
882* ''George R.R. Martin vs. J.R.R. Tolkien'':
883** A who would win fantasy game went a bit over the top.
884** Tolkien's [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Fairy-Stories published views]] on what makes a fantasy story good are completely at odds with Martin's writing style. Challenged by Martin's success, Tolkien feels the need to back up his views and prove that he is the superior fantasy author.
885* ''Gordon Ramsay vs. Julia Child'':
886** A CookingDuel taken to the extreme.
887** Ramsay is scheduled for a new joint cooking show with Julia Child, but his schedule is so cramped that he is even more angry than usual and immediately fires off on her cooking skills.
888* ''Thomas Jefferson vs. Frederick Douglass'':
889** Douglass found out about Jefferson's history as a slave owner and went to Washington DC to confront him about it. This is also set in the universe of ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}''.
890** Douglass is annoyed with the quasi-deification that the slave-owning Founding Fathers get in the American media and politics. He convinces Jefferson, [[HumbleHero who shares his feelings]], to help him stage a battle to remind people that even the greatest leaders are still human.
891* ''James Bond vs. Austin Powers'':
892** Bond watches the ''Film/AustinPowers'' films and finds them dreadfully unfunny. He challenges Powers to a battle to show off what a superior spy he is, but [[spoiler:the original Bond gets word of this and is pissed off that they would use Craig's version to represent his franchise instead of the original, so he decides to show up to the battle and make his opinions known.]]
893** With all the Hell Bond's been through in his recent movies, he's become a little sensitive to being mocked. The very existence of the Austin Powers movies offends him as a result.
894* ''Bruce Banner/The Hulk vs. Caitlyn Jenner'': Caitlyn came to Bruce to ask him for help with her gender affirming surgery, not knowing that Bruce only deals with Hulk-based transformations.
895* ''Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible'': Ivan invented the time machine to try to erase what he did to his son but... well, bad habits are hard to break and besides killing assholes is fun, so he went on a killing spree throughout time and space.
896** Just another run of ''VideoGame/{{Civilization}}'', not unlike ''Shaka Zulu vs. Julius Caesar'' above.
897* ''Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump'': See Obama vs. Romney's entry above.
898* ''Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin'':
899** Instead of [[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon Alola]], Ash landed on the Galapagos Islands. Ash tries to get a Pokemon from Darwin. Pissed off at him, he tells him off.
900** Darwin gives a lecture attempting to clear up common misconceptions about evolution, in which he repeatedly blames ''VideoGame/{{Pokemon}}'' for the origin of the ideas he's debunking. Ash is in the audience and challenges him to a battle in response.
901* ''Wonder Woman vs. Stevie Wonder'': Diana decides to go to one of Stevie's concerts. Intrigued by him, she decides to have a conversation with him afterwards. They have an argument about who is a bigger inspiration that escalates.
902* ''Tony Hawk vs. Wayne Gretzky'': Wayne thinks hockey deserves the title of "extreme sport" more than skateboarding does. He has an argument with Tony about it which ends up getting personal.
903* ''Theodore Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill'': Churchill and Teddy Roosevelt visit Mount Rushmore at the same time. Churchill makes a quip to a bystander about how the men who created America, the man who saved America and "a fourth guy whom nobody even knows what he did" got their face on a mountain but the British PM who saved the entire world didn't. Teddy overhears him, gets offended and decides to try and knock him down a peg.
904* ''Nice Peter vs. Epic Lloyd 2'': This already has a story.
905* ''Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg'': Elon and Mark were having a discussion about the future of technology, when Mark derided one of Elon's new product ideas as ridiculous. Elon got offended and started firing off at Mark.
906* ''Wolverine vs. Freddy Krueger'': Freddy got tired of picking off dumb teenagers and decided to go for a more challenging target. Wolverine figures out what's going on and Freddy starts trying to break his confidence with disses while attacking him.
907* ''Che Guevara vs. Guy Fawkes'': This battle takes place in the universe of ''Theatre/NoExit''. When Che Guevara, a radical extremist who persecuted Catholics, dies, he goes to Hell and is assigned as a roommate to Guy Fawkes, a radical extremist who fought ''for'' the Catholics. Unsurprisingly, a fight breaks out quickly.
908* ''Ronald [=McDonald=] vs. The Burger King'': Since the three companies have been feuding for decades, it was inevitable that one of them would challenge the other to a battle eventually.
909* ''George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor'': George, Richard, Joan, and Robin decided to write a routine together. They decided it would be funny to have an on-stage rap battle against each other. The antagonism is all part of the show. They told Cosby he was also invited as a prank, but made sure he wouldn't get the opportunity to actually rap and just used the opportunity to publicly humiliate him since they really do hate him.
910* ''Jacques Cousteau vs. Steve Irwin'': Cousteau is disappointed that after his death, he was succeeded as the global face of the conservation movement by somebody with no scientific credentials. He takes the time to let Steve know.
911* ''Sigmund Freud vs. Mother Teresa'': The two were arguing about religion, then things got out of hand.
912* ''Vlad the Impaler vs. Count Dracula'': Vlad's annoyed that people nowadays mostly only know him as Dracula's inspiration, and he takes out his anger on the Count.
913* ''The Joker vs. Pennywise'':
914** Joker's heard that Pennywise might be relocating to Gotham, and he is not happy at the thought of having another clown-themed villain on his turf.
915** Pennywise has recently come back to Derry to feast on children. However, the Joker's been using the state fair as a ploy to murder people as well. Eventually, the two serial killers come to a head.
916* ''Thanos vs. J. Robert Oppenheimer'': One day, Thanos was having doubts about whether the Snap was really justified and feeling the temptation to undo it, when he recalled having heard of a Terran chemist who had similar misgivings after another project that involved disintegrating massive numbers of innocent people for the claimed greater good. He decided to summon Oppenheimer's ghost, expecting to be reassured by someone who would understand his burden, but instead Oppenheimer thought his plan was nonsensical and accused him of trying to rationalize the death of half the Universe as a necessity when it was really what he wanted all along. Thanos was so outraged that he immediately doubled down on insisting he had no choice and began firing off at Oppenheimer.
917* ''Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden'': See Obama vs. Romney's entry above.
918* ''Luke Skywalker vs. Harry Potter'': Harry hears about how Luke abandoned the galaxy in the sequels following the rise of the First Order. Harry's own experience with authority figures neglecting their duties has made him sensitive to this sort of thing, enough so that he takes the time to find Luke and chew him out in person.
919* ''Ragnar Lodbrok vs. Richard the Lionheart'': Richard tries to conquer one of Ragnar's territories. As in ''Shaka Zulu vs. Julius Caesar'' above, the two come together for a battle, but try to demoralize each other with a contest of disses first.
920* ''Jeff Bezos vs. Mansa Musa'': The two were arguing about who should be considered the richest person to have ever lived. Eventually Musa got pissed enough to start dropping burns, and Bezos responded in kind.
921* ''John Wick vs. John Rambo vs. John [=McClane=]'': Wick's come out of retirement for one last job in America, and [=McClane=] is tasked with stopping him. Rambo happens to witness the confrontation between the two and, reminded of his own negative experiences with both cops and gangsters, tries to join in the fight. Unsure how to take on both Wick and Rambo at the same time, [=McClane=] tries to distract the others using his trademark one-liners while he comes up with a plan. Wick and Rambo eagerly fire back with taunts of their own.
922* ''Indiana Jones vs. Lara Croft'': Right after uncovering an ancient mystical artifact, Indy runs into Lara and discovers that she's also been searching for the same item. They decide there's only one way to settle who should get to bring it back with them.
923* [[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Epic_Rap_Battles_of_History All the reasons can be found here.]]
924[[/folder]]
925
926
927[[folder:Trump vs Biden battle]]
928
929[[WMG:The battle will feature the other 2020 Democratic candidates:]]
930With Biden likely to be (fairly or not) portrayed as a ScatterbrainedSenior, the other 2020 Democratic candidates will appear, either to back Biden up or turn the battle into a royale:
931* Bernie Sanders
932* Elizabeth Warren
933* Pete Buttigieg
934* Amy Klobuchar
935* Michael Bloomberg
936* Tulsi Gabbard
937
938* Jossed. Only Trump and Biden appear.
939
940[[WMG: Kamala Harris and Mike Pence will appear and back Biden and Trump up respectively]]
941* Jossed. Only Trump and Biden appear.
942
943[[WMG:Should Lincoln appear, he will slap both Biden and Trump]]
944Possibly even slapping Biden twice and Trump once to make up for the last battle and cement Biden as the ButtMonkey.
945* Jossed. Only Trump and Biden appear.
946
947[[WMG:Trump will mock the deaths of Biden's first wife, daughter and/or son in a KickTheDog moment]]
948* Confirmed with Turmp's "crash and burn" line.
949
950[[WMG:Joe Biden will initially start off weak, but either midway through his first verse or in his second, [[LetsGetDangerous would take a level in badass]]]]
951* Jossed. He starts and stays strong.
952
953[[WMG:Washington will appear in the battle to tag team with Lincoln]]
954* Jossed. Only Trump and Biden appear.
955
956[[WMG:Barack Obama will appear in Lincoln's place]]
957* Jossed. Only Trump and Biden appear.
958
959[[WMG:Trump vs Biden will be the first battle to come out after Thanos vs Oppenheimer]]
960* Confirmed.
961
962[[WMG:There WON'T be a 2020 election]]
963With the backlash the previous election battle received, Peter and Lloyd might prefer to play it safe.
964* Jossed; Peter and Lloyd said Trump be Biden WILL happen.
965[[/folder]]
966
967[[WMG:Dan Bull will guest star in the series at some point.]]
968Dan Bull is easily one of the most acclaimed Youtube rappers ever. It would be insane not to cast him as Darwin, Churchill, or someone else who just so happens to be ridiculously British. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bull John Bull]]!
969* Confirmed. He's appeared in ERB ''twice'' as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfkR5o_bcSg Jack the Ripper]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQ Churchill]].
970
971[[WMG:Season 2 will feature some sort of plot.]]
972We've already seen that Hawking is some sort of [[TheDragon Dragon]] to Vader. As the series continues, more connections will be made. Oh, and FYI? Hitler totally survived the Rancor.
973* {{Jossed}}, though some of the battles themselves have a plot of some sort.
974
975[[WMG:The Rancor Pit had Vader's homeboy from Israel instead of an actual Rancor.]]
976Furthermore, Vader was always planning to send Hitler to the Rancor pit. He just wanted to have some fun first.
977
978[[WMG:Hitler will survive the Rancor pit, only to be subjected to [[RunningGag worse and worse punishment]] every season.]]
979Because why not, it's Hitler.
980* Possibly confirmed. The crew alluded to the possibility of Hitler re-appearing for a match in Season 3.
981* The trailer for season 3 seemed to imply that they would more or less pick up where they left off after the re-match, i.e. with Hitler in the Rancor Pit, just as the door is opening... but we'll have to wait until the video to find out what's on the other side.
982* Confirmed. Hitler gets [[spoiler:chopped in half at the end, but hey, if [[Film/ThePhantomMenace Darth Maul]] [[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars survived it]]...]]
983** The Season 4 trailer confirms [[spoiler: he was KilledOffForReal. However, he comes back as a ghost and is then trapped by the Ghostbusters, so this theory may still hold.]]
984* From the way they've been done so far, one might get the impression they're going to work their way through the entire plot of ''Return of the Jedi''. The last season began with a loose recreation of the scene of Han's awakening from that film followed by dropping Hitler into the rancor pit; Season 3 has Hitler nearly being thrown into the Sarlacc Pit with the lead-in to the fight scene from the film recreated very closely (except with the main cast replaced by previous rappers and a CGI'd monstrosity in place of the Sarlacc). This would suggest that Season 4 will either take place on Dagobah, Endor, or the Second Death Star, each time starting by re-enacting the lead-in to a notable scene from the movie.
985
986[[WMG:Beethoven will return]]
987* If the early bird cameos are anything to go by, Beethoven was seen with along with Master Chief and the Mario Brothers. Plus, he needs [[Music/JustinBieber better]] [[CurbStompBattle competition]].
988
989[[WMG:The Announcer is a shapeshifter.]]
990In the first ERB News, he was portrayed as a llama. In the latest, he was a bear.
991** In the one where Teddy Roosevelt hosted, he was a hippotamus, And now, when Issac Newton was hosting, he's a giraffe.
992
993[[WMG:The Season 2 Trailer implies:]]
994* There will be a Russian character, as per request by Vladimir Putin. Possibly Vladimir Putin himself.
995** Confirmed: The finale is Rasputin vs. Stalin. [[spoiler: Lenin, Gorbachev, and Putin himself show up too.]]
996* The [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario Brothers]] will show up, with [=NicePeter=] as Luigi and [=EpicLloyd=] as Mario.
997** Confirmed, and they battled the Wright Brothers.
998* Socrates will show up.
999** Jossed for Season 2.
1000*** Although he did appear later in Season 4, teaming up with Nietzsche and Voltaire.
1001* Beethoven will return, played by [=NicePeter=], for a better match, instead of his CurbStompBattle against Music/JustinBieber.
1002** Jossed for Season 2.
1003* So will Ben Franklin, who also commented on the second season.
1004** Jossed for Season 2, but in Season 1, he ''did'' go up against Billy Mays.
1005* Steve Jobs will have a battle, as his comment on the series was "pass the mic".
1006** Confirmed on [=NicePeter's=] channel; he went up against Bill Gates and [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence died]].
1007* King Henry VIII will appear.
1008** Possibly both confirmed ''and'' Jossed. A battle between Henry the eighth and Hilary Clinton was planned and written, but Peter and Lloyd disliked how it came out and scrapped it.
1009* Master Chief will have his own battle.
1010** Confirmed; he went up against [[Film/ThreeHundred Leonidas]], to many a fanboy's delight.
1011
1012[[WMG:Season 2 will end with the ever-requested "UsefulNotes/BarackObama VS. UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden" match.]]
1013* It's easily the most requested match since the series began. Why not turn it into the SeasonFinale?
1014** Probably {{Jossed}} by Nice Peter on his channel, where he said he didn't ever want to do an Obama vs. Osama fight, because he felt uncomfortable joking about Osama Bin Laden. He did, however, express interest in Obama vs. UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington.
1015*** Definitely Jossed. Instead, we got UsefulNotes/BarackObama vs. UsefulNotes/MittRomney, and UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington vs. [[Film/{{Braveheart}} William Wallace]].
1016
1017[[WMG: The ERB universe's version of Stephen Hawking is a technopath.]]
1018Which is how he manages to play Angry Birds without using his hands.
1019
1020[[WMG: Vader and Hawking teamed up based on their shared hatred of ableist Germans.]]
1021Einstein kept slinging the cripple-jokes, and Hitler made a few shots against Vader's cyborg status.
1022* This would become an unfair fight, since there's no way in Hell the Jewish Albert Einstein would be in a 10-mile radius with Hitler.
1023
1024[[WMG:Season Two's Russian character will be Putin himself]]
1025Makes most sense.
1026* Confirmed.
1027[[WMG: Ivan the Terrible or UsefulNotes/GrigoriRasputin]]
1028IT MUST HAPPEN!
1029
1030[[WMG:De Storm will play a character in Season Two]]
1031He shows up a lot in the Making Of Michael Jackson vs. Elvis, despite having his own channel to worry about and not being all that involved with ERB since his appearance as Creator/MrT.
1032* {{Jossed}}.
1033** However, he did play [[spoiler: Kanye West]] in Season 3, and Shaka Zulu in Season 4.
1034
1035[[WMG:HAL's appearance is foreshadowing a future battle]]
1036He came out of nowhere and left right at the end with no hints as to him ever coming in. More likely than not, he'll be in a future battle, possibly even the very next one.
1037* Aaaaaand the first possible match-up between AIs could very well be HAL vs. [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]...
1038
1039[[WMG:[[Creator/{{Tobuscus}} Toby Turner]] and Jack Douglass might appear in future videos]]
1040Youtube personalities/comedians/singers living in LA, where the rap battles are made.
1041
1042[[WMG:If there's a Rap Battle starring UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla]]
1043His dance at the end will be the Electric Slide.
1044* Nikola Tesla battles with Thomas Edison in Season 2. Not sure what dance he does at the end though.
1045
1046[[WMG: An idea about the upcoming 12/10 rap battle...]]
1047* The in-universe explanation of why there's 6 rap battles being released from 10/1 to 12/10 every two weeks is that UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt, mad that there were no [=ERB=]s during the summer, forced [=NicePeter=] and [=EpicLOYD=] to get off of there asses and work. ...wouldn't be an epic BrickJoke to have the 11/10 rap battle be the guys vs. Teddy in as an act of vengeance?
1048** Jossed.
1049
1050[[WMG: The announcer will eventually be in a rap battle.]]
1051Tell me that you don't want to see that voice rapping. It would be ''epically'' meta.
1052* If it happens, it MUST be against [[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 Rod Serling]].
1053* EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ROD SERLING! VERTHUS! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
1054** And this is my well-researched argument on why this must happen.
1055
1056[[WMG: The Season 2 finale is gonna be Mythbusters against Ghostbusters, but with a twist...]]
1057[[folder:This is long. If you read all of this, you really deserve a cookie.]]
1058Look at how many votes that one got on the Michael Jackson Vs. Elvis Presley-video. (Around 28743 votes now, and only rising from here). They'll have an entire ensemble featuring a big part of the guest rappers so far in the same battle. From the top:
1059
1060NOTE: Inside these [[note]] [[/note]] brackets, is who they orginally appeared as, as to not cause any confusion with all the names.
1061
1062'''Mythbusters''':
1063* Adam: George Watsky [[note]]''William Shakespeare and the 4th Doctor''[[/note]]
1064* Jamie: Link [[note]]''Orville Wright''[[/note]]
1065* Grant: Mike Diva [[note]]''Bruce Lee''[[/note]] (With Timothy Delaghetto [[note]] ''Kim-Jong il''[[/note]] making a brief appearance as a younger Grant building robots)
1066* Tory: Rhett [[note]]''Wilbur Wright''[[/note]]
1067
1068Cameo from Kari by Kimmy Gatewood, [[note]]''who played Marilyn Monroe''[[/note]]
1069
1070'''Ghostbusters''':
1071* Peter: Mickey Meyer [[note]]''Dr. Seuss'' [[/note]]
1072* Ray: Alex Farnham [[note]] ''Justin Bieber'' [[/note]]
1073* Egon: MC Mr. Napkins [[note]] ''Albert Einstein, Sherlock Holmes and Doc Brown'' [[/note]]
1074* Winston: [=DeStorm=] [[note]]''Mr. T''[[/note]]
1075
1076Cameo from Dana by Lisa Nova, [[note]]''who played Sarah Palin''[[/note]]
1077
1078Other cameos featured would be Jesse Welle [[note]]''Leonidas''[[/note]] as Walter Peck, Alphacat [[note]]''Obama''[[/note]] as the President (Obama, duh), Angela Trimbur [[note]]''Cleopatra''[[/note]] as Michelle Obama and if they want to go that far, Bentley Green [[note]]''Young Michael Jackson''[[/note]] crossdressing as one of Obama's daughters.
1079
1080These guys will duke it out in a long and epic battle that'll be the [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome crowning awesome moment of all rap battles]], but then, a third team will emerge, in a MyGodWhatHaveIDone-moment.
1081
1082This team is:
1083* [=EpicLLOYD=]
1084* Nice Peter.
1085* Kassem G
1086* The Announcer
1087
1088And so, the UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny will be ON.
1089
1090* Jossed but something happens in this department. Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters went up as the Season 4 premier in 2014. The only confirmed part of this guess is Egon's casting.
1091
1092[[/folder]]
1093
1094[[WMG: Fidel Castro will appear in a future rap battle.]]
1095In the "Behind the Scenes"-video for Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood, someone dressed suspiciously like the former Cuban dictator is seen on a phone.
1096
1097[[WMG: If [[VideoGame/MegaMan Dr Wily]] is ever in a battle, he’ll be played by MC. Mr Napkins]]
1098Self explanatory.
1099
1100[[WMG: Mozart will eventually appear in an episode]]
1101He's the only one on Santas' list that hasn't been on the show yet. ForeShadowing, perhaps?
1102* Also, Beethoven is likely to make a return, so maybe they will battle?
1103* Beethoven will come to help Mozart to battle someone instead of them facing each other because Mozart TAUGHT Beethoven. So it would be Beethoven repaying the favour by stepping in to help his teacher. Oh, and it's Mozart vs TAYLOR SWIFT.
1104* Confirmed -- he's rapping against Music/{{Skrillex}}.
1105
1106[[WMG: They're going to make an official version of Creator/MichaelJFox vs. [[Film/ChildsPlay Chucky]].]]
1107You know that this needs to be done. (Yes, an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuMssgPZPw unofficial]] one exists.)
1108
1109[[WMG: Counter-WMG: There will not be any AI vs AI matches.]]
1110Do you think Lloyd and Peter will want to make a match completely in computer monotone or other cybernetic voice? On one side, and played subtly (HAL, Steven Hawking), it's okay. Two AIs would just be annoying, and it'd be too hard to differentiate between two AI voices. Not to mention using most computer characters would necessitate either the use of static graphics (boring; HAL was very impressive, but there's only so many ways you can tweak one static image) or fake holograms (too hard even for their special effects?).
1111
1112[[WMG: There will be no animated characters in rap battles]]
1113This mostly goes for popular suggestions like [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]], where it would be difficult if not impossible to create the battle without animating the battle. Not even mentioning the voice acting that would go with it.
1114* Jossed. The Videogame/MarioBros made it in. [[Anime/DragonballZ Goku]] made it in too, as did the [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles the TMNT]]. Peter said that they didn't want to go with the direction of having a fight between Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson but he acknowledged that it was a highly-requested battle.
1115
1116[[WMG: The special guests in ''Rasputin vs. Stalin'' will have their own rap battles.]]
1117Because it's kind of unfair to have them rap against the other battlers without letting their targets have a chance to fire back. They might be spread out since there can be too much of a good thing.
1118
1119[[WMG: The reason why Stalin is so much more sinister than Hitler is because of Peter's heritage.]]
1120[[WordOfGod According to the video description of Rasputin vs. Stalin]], Peter is of Russian descent. It's possible that he might have gone to the Motherland and heard stories of what it was like under Stalin's rule, or maybe even had relatives who escaped from Communist Russia. The closeness of these accounts may have forever colored how he thinks of Stalin, resulting in the dark portrayal in the Season 2 Finale.
1121* This is supported by the fact that Rasputin and Lenin, both portrayed by Peter, had some ''very'' unkind things to say about Stalin. It could be viewed as a form of catharsis.
1122
1123[[WMG: Eventually, they will get a well-known celebrity or politician to appear as themselves.]]
1124They already got ''Music/SnoopDogg'' to play Moses. They could probably get Creator/ChristopherLee or Creator/GeorgeTakei. Maybe even against each other...
1125* Confirmed, in a sense. Music/{{Skrillex}} played himself for a portion of the battle for the ERB presentation for the Youtube Comedy Week special.
1126
1127[[WMG: Gordon Freeman will be in Season 3.]]
1128Putin said the phrase "half-life". By itself, it doesn't mean much, but he said it in a way that really didn't make much sense in context and even as a joke it felt forced. Possibly thrown in as a spoiler for season 3?
1129* Jossed. It's a reference to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinienko Alexander Litvinienko]].
1130
1131[[WMG: If Neil Armstrong appears in a rap battle, their will be a scene with him moonwalking on the moon.]]
1132You know it's too awesome to pass up!
1133
1134[[WMG: The announcer is [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Pyro]]]]
1135He does sound like the Pyro sometimes, and the loud voice is generally The Pyro shouting under his mask, or doing animal impressions.
1136
1137[[WMG: Alternatively, the announcer is a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]]]]
1138
1139All the rap battles happen in his TARDIS. He basically travels around time, and likes to take various characters from different periods and make them rap against each other, usually giving them each some basic information about their opponent that they can exploit in their verses and a partial introduction to modern pop culture. The announcer has a particular grudge against Hitler so he likes to come up with ways to mess with him.
1140
1141[[WMG: Hitler's third opponent for the Season 3 premiere will be?]]
1142* Vader again?
1143** Confirmed.
1144* Emperor Palpatine. They have expressed interest in putting him on the show in one of the ''epic makeup of history'' episodes.
1145** Considering [[ANaziByAnyOtherName how Palps got into power]] and is the trope codifer of the EvilOverlord trope, this is highly probable. Afterwards, Palpatine could drag Hitler away and make him into a cyborg apprentice, with a FateWorseThanDeath implied (much like [[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars Cyber-Maul]].]]
1146** [[spoiler: With Hitler getting cut in half by Vaders Lightsaber... this is scarily possible if there's a #4.]]
1147* [[TheEmpire The Galactic Empire]] vs [[ThoseWackyNazis The Third Reich.]]
1148* Joseph Stalin or Winston Churchill.
1149* That gunshot heard at the end of the trailer is Hitler killing himself, similar to his real life counterpart. This could just mean that Adolf Hitler has a rap battle in Hell. Who with? Kaiser Wilhelm, aka the ''other'' [[HistoricalVillainUpgrade Evil German.]] The former would blame Wilhelm for UsefulNotes/WorldWarI and his StartOfDarkness, and the latter would blame Hitler for a lot.
1150
1151[[WMG: The Season 3 premiere was a WriterRevolt; Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd are sick of doing Vader and Hitler, and will NOT do it again next premiere.]]
1152* There was some serious quality slippage going on, especially in Hitler's rhymes; Vader kind of overcame it by [[spoiler: calling in Boba Fett]] and adding RuleOfCool, but his lyrics themselves were also definitely weaker. This is partially because the creators are out of ideas, and partially StylisticSuck to show they were sick of the pairing.
1153* Furthermore, Adolf Hitler gets [[spoiler: pretty explicitly killed - onscreen]]. It's still possible for him to [[spoiler: come back]], as the above WMG shows, but [[spoiler: his death is a lot more explicit and NoOneCouldSurviveThat than his past two {{Disney Death}}s]].
1154** The Season 4 trailer confirms he really was killed-however, he comes back as a ghost and is trapped by the Ghost Busters.
1155* Finally, Hitler says "I am Adolf Hitler," right before the end of the match. This is BookEnds to his first line in the first rap battle, which was also "I am Adolf Hitler,".
1156* Alternatively, Hitler ''will'' return one last time in the next season, but this time he'll finally prevail against Vader or, at the very least, [[TakingYouWithMe drag Vader down with him]].
1157* During the "YOU DECIDE!" at the end of the video, there's a circle of screenshots of comments. [[FreezeFrameBonus Not all of them are suggestions for the third match,]] one of them in particular is someone saying "Vader vs hitler is getting kinda old, no offense." [sic] -- The real question is whether or not they tossed a complaint about the idea for laughs, or if it's hinting at something else...
1158* Confirmed! The Season 4 premiere was Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters, and in the Behind the Scenes, Nice Peter lays it out straight that they don't have any more material for Hitler's lines. The season 4 trailer shows [[spoiler: Ghost!Hitler getting trapped by the Ghostbusters as the Mythbusters look on in fascination.]]
1159
1160[[WMG: There will be another Hitler rap battle, either as a Season 3 Finale or a Season 4 premier.]]
1161* Hitler was "killed" exactly the same way as Darth Maul was. However, in Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Animated Series, Darth Maul was shown to have survived and now has robotic legs. Therefore, Hitler will return with robotic legs as well. However, rather than rapping against Vader again, he will instead have to fight the Chessmaster who has been orchestrating Vader and Hitler's battles since Vader vs Hitler 2: Stephen Hawking.
1162** Hawking might even rap against both Vader and Hitler at once, and it would be AWESOME! It would also explain why Hawking seemed to change loyalties in both rematches. In the first rematch, he is clearly working with Vader, sitting in the background watching the whole time (you can see his silhouette in the opening shot) and only coming into view to inform Hitler he's standing over the rancor pit... yet he's the one who gives Hitler his microphone. (though that doesn't do much to help since [[TooDumbToLive Hitler never thinks to try using it]]).
1163** Alternatively, either the next rematch will involve Hitler getting back at Darth Vader for reals, or crazy robot legs Hitler will become a BigBad that threatens the rest of the ERB universe and requires a number of different rappers to defeat.
1164*** Jossed, as explained above.
1165
1166[[WMG: Edward Kenway didn't kill Blackbeard's crew members.]]
1167In [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag the game]] he came from, he's on pretty good terms with Blackbeard. It's possible that the two plotted some sort of scheme involving Kenway being a double agent, pretending to be betraying Blackbeard for Capone, when in reality, he's helping Blackbeard somehow. For example, Blackbeard had some crew members that had dubious loyalty to him, and they needed to be "taken care of" before they could cause any harm.
1168
1169[[WMG:Tatooine is where all of the characters hang out in between -- or even during -- raps]]
1170This is based on a comment on the ERB wiki. Hence why Leonidas, the Fourth Doctor, and Randy Savage were flying by in the intro to Hitler Vs Vader 3.
1171
1172The "or even during" is because both of the latter Vader Vs Hitler matches show that the backgrounds in the raps are not indicative of where the characters ''actually'' are. Those are also, so far (Peter vs Lloyd and Romney vs Obama ''possibly'' being two exceptions, but it isn't clear if the mountain top from the former or the forest from the later are the "real" locations), the only battles that have had their "real" settings revealed. So who knows how many raps are taking place on a planet from ''Franchise/StarWars''?
1173
1174[[WMG: The raps were what the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures wanted to do with the members of ''Series/CloneHigh''.]]
1175They eventually cloned more historical figures, as well as more recent celebrities and politicians, and even fictional characters, and made them rap against each other.
1176
1177[[WMG: If there ever is a [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]] vs [[Creator/DCComics DC]] battle...]]
1178[[folder:This is really long.]]
1179(Self-jossing this, as there are ''way'' too many people on each side and several of the characters aren’t well known enough to be featured)
1180
1181The rappers will be:
1182First and Second Verses:
1183* DC
1184** Peter as Shazam
1185* Marvel
1186** Lloyd as Deadpool
1187*** Key and Peele as the voices in Deadpool’s head
1188
1189Third and Fourth Verses:
1190* DC
1191** Lloyd as Superman
1192** Peter as Shazam
1193** Rhett as Green Arrow
1194* Marvel
1195** Lloyd as Wolverine
1196** Peter as Spiderman
1197** Link as Bruce Banner
1198
1199Fifth and Sixth Verses:
1200* DC
1201** Lloyd as Sinestro
1202** Peter as the Joker
1203** Tay Zonday as Lex Luthor
1204* Marvel
1205** Lloyd as Magneto
1206** Peter as Doctor Doom
1207** Zack Sherwin as Loki
1208
1209Seventh and Eighth Verses:
1210* DC
1211** Lloyd as Superman
1212** Peter as Batman
1213** Angela Trimbur as Wonder Woman
1214** [=DeStorm=] Powers as Green Lantern
1215** George Watsky as the Flash
1216** Alex Farnham as Aquaman
1217** Ray William Johnson as the Martian Manhunter
1218* Marvel
1219** Lloyd as Iron Man
1220** Peter as Captain America
1221** Colin J Sweeney as Thor
1222** Link as the Hulk
1223** Dante as Hawkeye
1224** Jessi Smiles as Black Widow
1225** Alphacat as Nick Fury
1226[[/folder]]
1227
1228[[WMG: All rap battles take place within the Ghostbusters universe]]
1229After seeing [[spoiler: Marshmallow Man]] in Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters, this explanation is available to explain a lot of the mechanics of the Rap Battle universe. Assume that the point when Stantz imagines the Marshmallow Man is held in stasis by the Announcer (who is a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]]).
1230* Backgrounds that characters use are imagined by the characters themselves. As the Announcer improved the stasis of his set over time, the backgrounds got more complex, supporting more physical objects. The appearance of the Ghostbusters meant that he could use the actual world, thus the entire cityscape of New York. It is not a coincidence that this is the background with the largest radius thus far, and that it is one of only three times a background completely envelops both teams (Obama vs Romney, Gates vs Jobs).
1231* This setup accounts for how characters can mirror themselves multiple times in a single shot, or harmonize with themselves.
1232* It also allows opponents to bring out their respective minor characters at will, and for team battlers to stay in sync with each other.
1233* Other weirdness accounted for:
1234** The carbonite bath in Vader vs Hitler and the Rancor pit in the rematch (which is why Hitler never saw it coming, it literally appeared ''[[NightmareFuel right under him]]'').
1235** Chuck Norris' ability to become a giant.
1236** Stephen Hawking's ability to play Angry Birds.
1237** Dr. Seuss' ability to bring his characters to life.
1238** [[spoiler: HAL.]]
1239** Lincoln being ferried by an [[GiantFlyer impossibly large bald eagle.]]
1240** Doc Brown having a [[spoiler: remote for a Dalek]].
1241** Clint Eastwood's ability to desynchronize his voice from his lips.
1242** Tesla's ability to shoot lightning from his hands.
1243** The appearance of [[spoiler: Edward Kenway]] in UsefulNotes/{{Blackbeard}} vs. UsefulNotes/AlCapone (a strictly non-fictional battle).
1244** Bob Ross painting his background mid-battle.
1245** All the ghosts in Trump vs. Scrooge.
1246
1247[[WMG: The series is set AfterTheEnd]]
1248Or at least after the death of all non-fictional figures in them. Similar to the ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'' theory above. At some point in the future, mankind develops the ability to make sentient robots with their own personalities. This ability is used to make recreations of historical figures and fictional characters. These robots (or at least some of them) were also programmed with the ability to rap. Why? Because why not? This accounts for:
1249* Instances of living people being referred to as dead within the battle, like Donald Trump and the B-Team.
1250* Bruce Lee and Clint Eastwood's ImprobableAimingSkills-the MemeticBadass versions of those characters have stuck around as the popular image for long enough that people start to actually believe it, or they know it's not real but decide to give the robots those abilities anyway for the fun of it.
1251* Figures like Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin being such ObviouslyEvil {{Card Carrying Villain}}s-again, those versions of the characters have stuck around as the image of them in pop-culture long enough that they start to become confused for the real thing, or people just think it's more fun to make the robots that way.
1252* Why, even though characters are brought back from their real life deaths to battle all the time, characters who die in a battle are assumed to have died permanently, and Hitler had to be revealed to be NotQuiteDead to make each rematch possible.
1253* How the characters can be aware of their own fictional status or of their own deaths.
1254* In general, how characters from completely different time periods, settings, or even universes can know about and battle each other.
1255
1256[[WMG: ERB's Alfred Hitchcock holds a measure of respect for Michael Bay]]
1257Think about it. In the battle, every rapper goes for Bay's movies themselves, but Al goes for one of the actors instead. Why would he do that unless he has some positive feeling for Bay? Plus, watch Alfred when Bay flips the birds. Why does he react so much more than the others? It's like he felt betrayed.
1258
1259[[WMG: A future season will prominently feature characters who appeared in previous ERB]]
1260Many ways this could go:
1261* One character from a past episode against a new opponent. (ex. Steven Spielberg VS James Cameron, or Stephen King VS H.P. Lovecraft)
1262* Two characters from different episodes, but a similar theme to the two of them. (Isaac Newton VS Albert Einstein)
1263* A character who entered a rap battle after it started will finally be a full part of an ERB (think HAL 9000 or UsefulNotes/NeilDegrasseTyson)
1264* No rematch between characters from the same episode! (Thus, no Tarantino VS Bay, as an example)
1265
1266[[WMG: Davy Jones' locker and combination truly exist, and the combination is 6-50-40.]]
1267Ignoring the question of how it has a dial with that many numbers, it takes three numbers to open a locker; Blackbeard mentions the above numbers at some point in his lines (I come strapped with '''six''' pistols and a dagger; no skeezer would touch if she had '''fifty''' foot tweezers; '''forty''' cannons on the Queen Anne). Blackbeard tells Capone to prepare to learn the combination because he had already said the lines where six and fifty were mentioned; thus, Capone was given the first two parts, and the line that follows involved the last number. By dropping the numbers in his lines, Blackbeard is secretly bragging about how superior he is as a criminal than Capone with the fact he's had to open the locker to store his enemies' corpses to the point where he knows the combination by memory.
1268* Alternately, the combination is 6-5-0. Blackbeard did say to prepare to learn the combination after he said those numbers. Besides, this combination is a perfectly possible combination for a locker with a typical dial.
1269** Except Blackbeard said to ''prepare'' to learn the combination, and this was right before he mentioned the number 40. Besides, I have seen locks that go all the way to 60.
1270
1271[[WMG: All of the Rap Battles take place off-screen during Bill and Ted's Most Excellent Adventure]]
1272Bill and Ted of the future decided that they should invest in rapping. So they travel across all of Time and Space, and get a lot of Historical figures to duke it out on the mic. That's why a Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin rap battle can't happen. They're animated characters. Meanwhile, the Mario Bros and Darth Vader, both who are fictious characters, can easily be brought to life through their utopian technology.
1273
1274[[WMG: TheGrimReaper will run for President of the United States of America in 2024]]
1275Since Donald Trump is running in 2016 and Kanye West plans to run in 2020...
1276
1277[[WMG: Nietzsche was brainwashed by Socrates prior to the Philosophers' Rap Battle.]]
1278The two main leaders of the Philosophers' rap battle (Either Socrates and Sun Tzu or Socrates and Confucius) were told prior to the battle to get two team-mates. For Socrates, getting Voltaire was not hard, but Socrates learned somehow that Nietzsche, his planned second team-mate, despised both him and Voltaire. Socrates, to counter this, found a way to brainwash Nietzsche, and duped the man into joining his team to battle the Eastern Philosophers.
1279
1280This makes a few things regarding Nietzsche a little clearer - particularly, how Nietzsche is even on the same team as Socrates. When Socrates was brainwashing him, he told him something along the lines of "Nietzsche, listen to me. A "rap battle" is approaching. We need you on our side. Remember, [[BlatantLies you and me are friends, and you are a nihilist.]]" or something like that to dupe him into thinking that about himself. The brainwashing, of course, wasn't permanent - it began to wear off during Confucius' and Lao Tzu's rap/beatboxing bars, and by the time Sun Tzu picked up after that, it had worn off completely. Hence why Nietzsche finally betrayed Socrates' side after so long in the battle.
1281
1282What also supports this is Socrates' facial expressions when around Nietzsche. At first, he seems pretty confident that he has him on his side, but when Nietzsche refers to him as a plebe he is visually shocked and disturbed - he didn't bank on the possibility that the brainwashing would wear off mid-battle.
1283
1284[[WMG: There will be a Trump vs Hillary rap battle in November.]]
1285It happened last time with Obama and Romney. [[spoiler:The interrupter this time will probably be George Washington]].
1286* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbryz0mxuMY Confirmed.]] [[spoiler:However, Washington didn't appear. Instead, Abe Lincoln drops by again just like in Obama vs Romney.]]
1287
1288[[WMG: Alexander Hamilton will show up sometime.]]
1289Considering his popularity right now in a rap drama about his life, that's sort of a given.
1290* Bonus points if they somehow manage to get Creator/LinManuelMiranda on the set.
1291* Double bonus points if they manage to get ''WebVideo/{{Jacksfilms}}'' on the set.
1292
1293[[WMG: One of the battles will be a TakeThat to the fans complaining about the battles being too "politically correct".]]
1294Probably involving a hate speaker against a hero.
1295
1296[[WMG: Donald Trump will battle his Scrooge battle allies.]]
1297JP Morgan in 2018, Kanye West in 2020 and (since we probably got very sick of him) Death in 2022.
1298
1299[[WMG: In 2020 Lincoln will appear in the Presidential Rap Battle, but will not even address Donald Trump's opponent.]]
1300He won't even care who's running against Trump, seeing him purely as a disgrace to the office. His entire verse will be Trump-bashing.
1301* Jossed; In the 2020 battle, Lincoln doesn't appear at all.
1302
1303[[WMG: So who was teased in the new [[https://youtu.be/DkCqXiKxCVs Season 6 trailer]]?]]
1304Here are a few notable things in the trailer, along with whom or what those things were hinting at:
1305* A guy with nunchucks = ???
1306* A guy with a dead eyed stare looking into the camera behind a mic = either Mark Zuckerberg or Rod Serling, most likely the former.
1307** Mark Zuckerberg confirmed.
1308* A guy with a cowboy hat holding some chains = ???
1309* Guy putting on a hoodie = probably Eminem, or the hoodie was a test for another character who's often known for hoods. Perhaps Robin Hood, or a Franchise/{{Assassin|sCreed}}?
1310** This shot also has a FreezeFrameBonus of ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}'s claws on the lower left corner.
1311*** Wolverine confirmed, he went up against [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger.]]
1312* Lloyd trying out a white curly mustache = ???
1313* A black and white gun shaped thing = Elon Musk's Not-A-Flamethrower.
1314* A guy blasting off into space = probably Elon Musk?
1315** It's probably worth noting that the guy does the trademark ComicBook/IronMan pose while flying.
1316** Elon Musk confirmed. His opponent will be Mark Zuckerberg.
1317* A sound clip of [[spoiler: Walt Disney]] saying "THIS WHOLE SERIES" from the Stan Lee vs Jim Henson battle = possible hint at his return?
1318** It's an ironic foreshadowing that [[spoiler: Maker Studios will no longer produce ERB. Peter was dissatisfied with Disney's ownership of Maker, and so Musk vs Zuckerberg was produced independently and the same will happen for season 6.]]
1319
1320[[WMG: ERB is the result of a [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Holy Grail War]] that went completely off the rails.]]
1321
1322Somebody developed a modified version of Heaven's Feel that can be cast by just about anyone and doesn't count toward the limit on the number of participants the Holy Grail War is supposed to have. The catch is that instead of one of the normal Servant classes, everyone it summons belongs to the Rapper class, which is a JokeCharacter who trades most combat ability for being able to rap like a professional. Most of their Noble Phantasms only serve to make their verses more interesting. The victor in a battle between two Rappers is decided by popular vote; whichever one gets fewer votes after so much time is destroyed. There are also a few really pissed off mages out there who are mad that they have to wade through dozens of Rappers just to get the Holy Grail.
1323* This actually makes sense if you take into account how the participants know all about each other and modern events- the [[ArtifactOfDoom Holy Grail]] is giving them the information. The fact that some actual Fate characters look different is because they've been summoned as a different class.
1324
1325[[WMG: Season 6 will be the last season.]]
1326The StockFootage of [[spoiler: Disney]] shouting "THIS WHOLE SERIES!" hints that this season will complete the entire series.
1327
1328[[WMG: There will be 18 battles of season 6.]]
1329Each of seasons 3, 4, and 5 consisted of two half-seasons, each with six battles. ERB confirmed that they will release a new battle every month between April and December 2019, making nine battles in total. These nine battles will make up the first half of season 6. The second half will consist of nine battles spread throughout 2020.
1330* Jossed: Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker is the season finale, making 11 battles total. That said, there may have been more planned, if not for the UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic impacting production.
1331
1332[[WMG:Pewdiepie vs T-Series is the next to be upgraded to an ERB]]
1333Played by Bill Skarsgaard and Himesh Patel to cross-promote ''Film/ItChapterTwo'' and ''Film/Yesterday2019''.
1334
1335[[WMG:Freddy wasn't battling Wolverine. He was battling Hugh Jackman.]]
1336Freddy's line about Wolverine just being an actor in costume is actually really weird when you think about it, considering that the same applies to Freddy himself. It makes a lot more sense if Wolverine actually *doesn't* exist in the context of the battle, and it's just Hugh Jackman dreaming of himself as Wolverine.
1337
1338[[WMG:Franchise/IndianaJones will be a third-party rapper in the next ERB.]]
1339And the first two rappers will be [[Franchise/TombRaider Laura Croft]] and [[VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} Nathan Drake]], making it a battle royale of [[AdventurerArchaeologist adventurer archaeologists]].
1340
1341[[WMG: Music/TheStupendium will make an appearance]]
1342
1343[[WMG: We will eventually get a rap battle that turns into a Death Battle after the rap is done.]]
1344As a double-promotion of both Epic Rap Battles and Death Battle. Guesses can be added here:
1345* Area 51 Raiders (September 20, 2019, the exaggerated version of the Area 51 raiders according to the internet) Vs. The Psychos (Borderlands). Battle of the raiders with eccentric traits.
1346* Hancock (Hancock) Vs. Brandon Breyer (Brightburn). Superman Expy as a dude who needs rehab Vs. Superman Expy who is too far gone for redemption.
1347* Waffen SS (WWII) Vs. KGB (1950's). Nazis Vs. Communists. 1940's Vs. 1950's.
1348* Nostalgia Critic (Nostalgia Critic) Vs. Angry Video Game Nerd (Angry Video Game Nerd) Vs. Linkara (Atop the Fourth Wall) Vs. Bennett The Sage (Anime Abandon). Battle Royale of Critics. Movie Critic Vs. Video Game Critic Vs. Comic Book Critic Vs. Anime Critic.
1349* Ash Williams (Evil Dead) Vs. Chris Redfield (Resident Evil) Vs. Frank West (Dead Rising) Vs. Cherry Darling (Planet Terror). Battle Royale of characters who survived against reanimated dead people.
1350* Vin Diesel Vs. Chuck Norris. Memetic Badasses. Plus, Vin was a Memetic Badass BEFORE the Chuck Norris memes. As a bonus, feats from their respective movies and TV shows will also be featured as these are exaggerated versions of the two actors.
1351* Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (from the book of the same name) Vs. Mecha-Hitler (Wolfenstein). The concept of the HistoricalDomainCharacter taken up to eleven. Of course, since Abraham comes back as a vampire in the sequel book, here’s hoping we get to see Abraham open up a can of bloodthirsty whoop-ass on robo-Adolf.
1352* Robocop (From the movies of the same name) Vs. Maniac Cop (From the movies of the same name). Robocop faces off against his EvilCounterpart.
1353
1354[[WMG: Luke was originally going to say “And I’d rather herd nerfs than have to endure your Website/{{Twitter}} [[Creator/JKRowling TERF]]!“ but they decided to change it to “your third verse” at the last moment to avoid controversy]]
1355* Jenner vs Banner showed that they aren't afraid to (rightly) support trans rights, and few people actually support Rowling. I think it's more Twitter Terf doesn't flow.
1356
1357[[WMG: There will be a TakeThat to Creator/JKRowling in the future]]
1358
1359[[WMG: That wasn't really Batman and Robin]]
1360* Holmes' latest adventure sees him and Watson traveling forward in time to the year 2012. Using his powers of deduction to surmise that he is now in the future, the great detective remembers [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold that masked vigilante who travelled back in time to help him stop that demonic serial killer]] and goes looking for him, hoping to catch up on old times. The detectives stumble upon a local high school having a Halloween costume party and — once they're allowed in since [[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself everyone just believes them to be in costume]] — Holmes challenges Batman to a contest of wit to see which of them is truly the smarter man. Nobody believes he's really who he says he is, so two high school students who came dressed as the Dynamic Duo take the challenge — the kid in the Batman costume being a DumbJock [[SmallReferencePools whose knowledge of the Batman mythos is limited to the Nolan trilogy]], and the kid dressed as Robin being a ClassClown who thinks his portrayal of the Boy Wonder as an effeminate manchild is just the most original and hilarious joke in the world.
1361
1362[[WMG: Godzilla won't rap]]
1363* They made a joke about Jason not being able to rap because he's mute during Wolverine vs Freddy Krueger. Since Godzilla can't talk, [[Film/GodzillaVsGigan one horrific incident aside,]] Dr. Serizawa and/or the Shobijin will spend the rap hyping him up. Ditto for his opponent with an appropriate character.
1364* Jossed, both he and Kong speak.
1365[[WMG: Lilly Singh will play Kamala Harris if she ever appears in a battle]]
1366
1367[[WMG:The Easter Bunny wasn't threatening to give Ghenghis a GroinAttack]]
1368Consider that China is often used as rhyming slang for something else, and what the Mongols were infamous for doing, sonething the Bunny also mentions in his raps, you can see where this is going.
1369
1370[[spoiler: The Easter Bunny was using foot as an UnusualEuphemism for dick, and basically was saying "I'm going to commit BlackComedyRape on you to give you ATasteOfTheirOwnMedicine".]]

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