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| 4 | Hey Kids! Is your puppy boring? Does it just bark and run around, wagging its tail and loving you all day? Don't you just wanna KickTheDog and tell it to go to Hell? Well go ahead and do that because '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® has the alternative you have been waiting for! |
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| 6 | Introducing the new '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® AnimalisticAbomination™! Never again will your common, garden variety cat or dog or iguana make you an embarrassment at your show-and-tell. Why play fetch with your Siberian Husky when your new AnimalisticAbomination™ can just [[Film/TheThing1982 peel its own skin off and assimilate the other dogs at the dog show into an amorphous mass]]? Your cat just wants to sleep all day? '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''®'s AnimalisticAbomination™ can curse the whole town into sleeplessness, leaving hours of fun for you and the neighbors (at least before they all slowly go insane and turn into savage RatMen). Does your pet Hercules-beetle just sit on its branch all day? '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® can turn it into a self-replicating swarm and bring about a new strain of [[TheBlackDeath Black Death]]. Just think; [[SkewedPriorities no more waiting in-line at Disneyland™]]! |
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| 8 | Just send your boring old household pet to our address at [[Website/SCPFoundation [DATA REDACTED]]] and we will have that cute little critter [[BlackSpeech speaking in tongues]] and turning souls in-side out in no time. |
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