Line #6 TearJerker/DickFiguresTheMovie

Context TearJerker / DickFiguresTheMovie

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2	[[caption-width-right:335:'''''"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME THINK WE WERE ACTUALLY FRIENDS!"''''']]
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4	Even [[WebAnimation/DickFiguresTheMovie a movie this ""awesome""]] can have some [[TearJerker tear-triggering moments]]. Why? CUZ IT'S...sad.
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6	'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
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8	* Blue getting beaten up by the fifth-grade bullies in the beginning.
9	* The big whopper that makes this list complete was Red admitting to Blue that [[FalseFriend he never was really Blue's friend]] and only saved his life to impress the girls. One of the worst [[GutPunch gut punches]] ever. Blue doesn't take this very well and the two proceed to trade blows.
10	-->'''Blue:''' You beat me up, embarrass me, screwed my ex-girlfriends, crapped in my bed, stolen my shit, eaten my food and taken my money for YEARS! And I stayed friends with you this whole time because for ''some reason'', I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND ''TOO''!\
11	'''Red:''' Well, you must feel ''pretty'' stupid.\
12	'''Blue:''' [[PunctuatedforEmphasis FUCK. YOU!]] [...] I CAN'T BELIEVE I STUCK BY YOUR SIDE FOR 20 GODDAMN YEARS! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ''ANYMORE''!
13	** Following this, Red and Blue get hit by a [[GiantWallOfWateryDoom really bad wave]] while in the seas after the boat they were on gets destroyed by a lightning strike. We can see them struggling underwater before it [[FadeToBlack fades to black]]. In the midst of the darkness, we see Blue's phone float by. What does it show before it short-circuits? Pink is calling.
14	* Red bailing on Blue near the end when they just got back to America to find the last piece of the Great Sword of Destiny, and Blue's reaction.
15	-->'''Red:''' Dude, there's boobs in here, what am I supposed to do?\
16	'''Blue:''' ''[desperately]'' ''Be my '''friend!'''''
17	* Red's [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold reaction]] to seeing Pink standing in the rain, crying over Blue going missing. It's at this point he [[JerkassRealization realizes how much of a douchebag he was]] and decides to go back and help Blue complete his quest.

Context TearJerker / DickFiguresTheMovie