1 | [[quoteright:350:[[Series/TheGoodPlace https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/the_good_place_everything_you_need_to_know_about_janet_822x421.jpg]]]] |
2 | [[caption-width-right:350:Created by the Makers of Light, Darkness, and Everything.]] |
3 | |
4 | [''"Ding" noise as Janet teleports in.''] |
5 | |
6 | Hello. I'm Janet, and welcome to [[{{Heaven}} the Good Place]]! |
7 | |
8 | I've been compared to a robot and a lady, but I am neither. I am a fully comprehensive, basic operational mainframe for the Good Place, and an anthropomorphized vessel for all of the knowledge in the universe, so ask me anything and I'll know the answer. |
9 | |
10 | I was also created with the express purpose of making ''your'' afterlife as pleasant as possible, so ask for anything and I can conjure it. |
11 | |
12 | Before we get started, I must remind you that the Neighborhood that we are in possesses a no-cursing filter, just to let you know. Watch. "Ash-hole", "son of a bench", "forked up." Ain't that fun? Also, if you could, leave your username by your questions and requests so I could keep a comprehensive record of everything that goes on in your Neighborhood. |
13 | |
14 | ---- |
15 | ! What would you like to ask her? |
16 | |
17 | [[foldercontrol]] |
18 | |
19 | [[folder:[=BackSet1=]]] |
20 | * Is there a way to make the star wars prequels good? |
21 | ** General fan opinions vary, but the consensus is that George Lucas either should've stuck with his original draft for ''Episode 1'', or he should've tried harder to find a suitable director to replace him. Fun Fact: Most Star Wars fans would've gone to the Bad Place before we changed the system! :D |
22 | * What's your favorite movie? |
23 | ** I don't require forms of entertainment the way people do, but I do enjoy nature documentaries narrated by Morgan Freeman. |
24 | * Just to make sure, we ''are'' in the good place, right? This isn't some sort of [[IronicHell ironic]] version of the bad place? |
25 | ** I'm sorry, I can only give you the information that's within my capabilities to do so. [''Disappears''] |
26 | [[/folder]] |
27 | |
28 | [[folder:[=EvilerThanThou=]]] |
29 | * Can I have a coke? |
30 | ** Sure thing! [''Conjures a bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola''.] |
31 | ** Here you go. [''Conjures pure, well-regulated powdered cocaine.''] |
32 | * Can I have sex with you? |
33 | ** I'm sorry, but since I lack any primary sexual characteristics, sex is impossible for me. However, I can make you a list of eligible people in the neighborhood who would be more than happy to do this. Don't worry about any [=STIs=] or any unwanted conceptions. Those things are for living people. Have fun! |
34 | * What is the meaning of life? |
35 | ** 42. ...I'm just kidding. It's my hand as humor. What do you think? |
36 | [[/folder]] |
37 | |
38 | [[folder:MasamiPhoenix]] |
39 | * What happens if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object? |
40 | ** That's when all the Architects break for antimatter and donuts. |
41 | * What was the big bang like? |
42 | ** It was like an unstoppable force hitting an immovable object. |
43 | * Not counting Jason and the Soul Squad, who's your favorite person in history? |
44 | ** Creator/DarcyCarden. She would have qualified for the Good Place even before we changed the system. |
45 | * Do you think Jason and the Soul Squad is a good name for a band? |
46 | ** I'll play the triangle. :D |
47 | [[/folder]] |
48 | |
49 | [[folder:[=MikeK=]]] |
50 | * Some of us humans enjoy the feeling of being drunk, and use alcohol recreationally for this purpose. Have you ever deliberately handled magnets for similar reasons? |
51 | ** Nope! My purpose is to provide assistance, and purposefully putting myself under the influence of magnets would go against that purpose. |
52 | [[/folder]] |
53 | |
54 | [[folder:[=StarryNight05=]]] |
55 | * Hi Janet! I'm Starry. Can you help me with some homework? |
56 | ** Hi Starry. I'm Janet. I would love to help you with your homework. However, you're in the Good Place! You don't have homework! |
57 | *** Aww, thank you! You are so nice! Can I give you a hug? |
58 | *** You're very welcome, and I would love a hug! [''Gives [=StarryNight05=] a hug.''] |
59 | * What's your sexual orientation? |
60 | ** I am incapable of having sex. The things I have done with Jason don't really count as sex, but it's the closest we could manage. He compared it to licking a car-battery with a head full of pruno, but it made him happy, so I'm happy. [''Give a thumbs up.''] |
61 | *** So you're asexual then? |
62 | *** If you are referring to the human sexual orientation, then the answer is not straightforward. I am a Janet, and your human understanding of sexuality does not apply to me. |
63 | *** If you are referring to the form of reproduction, then yes! I can create beings using my mind. |
64 | [[/folder]] |
65 | |
66 | [[folder:Unicorndance]] |
67 | * Do you know why Lucy Loud from ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' can teleport? |
68 | ** Lucy Loud is a fictional animated character, and is not bound by real world physics or logic. |
69 | * Do you like cats? |
70 | ** Cats are pleasant animals! Would you like one? [''conjures a cat''] |
71 | * Have you seen my pet fish? He's a red Siamese Fighter and his name was Delta. He died. |
72 | ** [''Ding''] Here he is. |
73 | * Can you do the chicken dance? |
74 | ** Sure thing. [''Does the chicken dance, made awkward by the lack of music.''] |
75 | * Can you make it rain candy? |
76 | ** Why yes I can [''Ding. Skittles starts pouring out of an overhead rainbow.''] You might want to use this. [''Hands you an umbrella.''] |
77 | [[/folder]] |
78 | [[folder:MikeNelsonMythril]] |
79 | * What instructions do I need to do to make you a Mii Character for my personal Nintendo Switch? |
80 | [[/folder]] |
81 | |
82 | [[folder:SailorLyoko]] |
83 | * Is a skirt over leggings a fashion faux pas? |
84 | [[/folder]] |
85 | |
86 | [[folder:[=EmiChannel=]]] |
87 | * So, essentially, I used to have dogs when I was alive. They usually died before the other came around. I just can’t pick one to get back, so, do you think you can get them all back? |
88 | * '''SPOILERS FOR THE SERIES FINALE''': [[spoiler:Good news, Janet. I have experienced EVERYTHING I could have experienced in the Good Place. Except, I don’t feel ready to go through the Last Door. So, I decided to work on some souls' afterlife tests!]] |
89 | [[/folder]] |
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