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2	[[caption-width-right:330:Phil Silvers as Sgt. Bilko (center), surrounded by the soldiers of the motor pool]]
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4	->''"'''BILKO!'''"''
5	-->-- '''Colonel Hall''', on many occasions
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7	Originally titled ''You'll Never Get Rich'', ''[[TheEponymousShow The Phil Silvers Show]]'' was a popular [[TheFifties 1950s]] [[SitCom sitcom]] created by Nat Hiken and starring Creator/PhilSilvers as Sgt. Ernest Bilko, the ConMan in charge of the motor pool at the fictional Fort Baxter military base in Kansas. Running from 1955 to 1959 on Creator/{{CBS}}, a total of 143 episodes were produced, with the entire series not getting a DVD release until 2014.
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9	Most of the episodes revolved around Bilko's incessant quest for wealth and influence, which usually took the form of get-rich-quick schemes ranging from (supposedly) simple games of poker to trying to dupe Music/BingCrosby into performing a show on the base. Standing in his way was Colonel Hall (Paul Ford), the commanding officer of the base, who was always suspicious of Bilko's motives for anything he did. Luckily for Bilko, the Colonel was also quite gullible and manipulable, something he frequently took advantage of. Bilko frequently showed an ability to manipulate a wide range of other people as well. Nevertheless, like in many sitcoms to follow, the ResetButton was all-powerful, and by the end of the episode Bilko would inevitably end up back in roughly the same position he started, but occasionally slightly better or worse off.
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11	After the original show had ended, in 1963, Phil Silvers attempted to start a new show to match his previous outing. Called ''The New Phil Silvers Show'', it featured Silvers as Sgt. Bilko-{{Expy}} Harry Grafton, foreman at a factory; the new show lasted less than a year. A film based on the original show, called ''Sgt. Bilko'' and starring Creator/SteveMartin in the title role, was released in 1996, but it was panned by critics and audiences alike. It also influenced the Creator/HannaBarbera cartoon ''WesternAnimation/TopCat'', with Top Cat as a thinly-veiled {{Expy}} of Bilko and Maurice Gosfield (who played Pvt. Doberman in ''Sgt Bilko'') providing the voice of Benny the Ball.
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13	Despite its relative obscurity compared to other contemporary sitcoms like ''Series/ILoveLucy'', ''The Phil Silvers Show'' was highly critically acclaimed in its day and still remains popular among critics. In a post-Second World War society where much of the population had served in the forces virtually everyone had known a Bilko. Premiering a few years after the real-life desegregation of the Armed Forces, it was one of the first US TV shows with an integrated cast, including the semiregular character of African-American Pvt. Sugie Sugarman (Terry Carter). It was also popular in Britain, where [[Creator/TheBBC the BBC]] re-ran it for many years. It won three consecutive Emmys for Outstanding Comedy Series from 1956 to 1958, and in 2003, the ''Radio Times Guide to TV Comedy'' named it [[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3148934.stm the best sitcom ever made]], beating ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' and ''Series/FawltyTowers'' to the top spot.
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16	!!The show provides examples of:
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18	* ActorAllusion: both invoked and subverted. Like Sgt Bilko in fiction Phil Silvers in real life was a notorious gambler. However he had never actually served in the forces, whenever anyone asked about it he would simply point to his hugely thick glasses and remark "With these?".
19	* AdLib: Happened frequently due to the way it was filmed and also because Paul Ford would notoriously forget his lines.
20	* AlliterativeName: Duane Doberman, Rupert Ritzik.
21	* AnimatedCreditsOpening: Albeit a very tame one.
22	%%* ArmedFarces
23	* AscendedExtra: While a larger example than usual for this trope, Sgt. Grover the head of Fort Baxter’s signal Corps is initially the least prominent of the trio of Bilkos rival sergeants but is also the only one to stick around for the whole show, and by the third season takes the lead while being Partnered with Sergeant Ritzik and falling victim to Bilkos cons.
24	* BaitAndSwitchTyrant: A stern-looking general visits Fort Baxter and unwittingly walks into a guest house where Bilko and the platoon are hiding a racehorse. To their surprise, he finds it funny.
25	* BaldOfEvil: While not evil ''per se'', Bilko tends to be self-centered and manipulative, and his baldness is one of his signature physical traits.
26	* BatmanGambit: Bilko pulls one on the rest of the base when he rents an empty store in town and says he has no plans to do anything with it. ''Everyone'' assumes he has some money-making scam planned and his rivals all come to him offering him money to buy into it, allowing him to recoup his recent gambling losses and make a profit.
27	** However, [[ResetButton Bilko ends up broke again by the end of the episode]] [[spoiler: when his underlings Barbella and Henshaw blow his profits on a further six empty stores thinking they'll make an even greater killing]].
28	* BigEater: Ed "The Stomach" Honigan (played by a young [[Creator/FredGwynne Fred Gwynne]]), the army's eating contest champion who ends up in Bilko's platoon.
29	* BigFishInABiggerOcean: In one episode, Bilko gets a particularly hunky new platoon member to audition for a ''Franchise/{{Tarzan}}'' movie, hoping to ride the guy's coattails to wealth and fame, only for the other auditioning bodybuilders to be even beefier, to the point where the judge calls Bilko's subordinate "Skinny."
30	* BlindWithoutEm: Bilko takes off his glasses during a physical exam and mistakes a skeleton for the doctor.
31	* TheBoxingEpisode: Appropriately named "The Boxer", it has a prominent role for Pvt. Claude Dillingham (played by former middleweight contender [[invoked]][[CastTheExpert Walter Cartier]]), although we never actually see any boxing in it.
32	* BraidsBeadsAndBuckskins: Subverted [[spoiler:''and'' played straight]] in "Cherokee Ernie": While traveling to the home of a Native American soldier, Bilko daydreams about the stereotypical Indian village only to find himself on a rather standard upper-middle-class ranch. [[spoiler:The elders, on the other hand, are depicted in full traditional dress and living in tipis. Although the one who initiates Bilko into the tribe admits the chant he uses is something he got from a John Wayne movie.]]
33	* ButtMonkey:
34	** Duane Doberman.
35	** Also Colonel Hall on a frequent basis whenever he's duped by one of Bilko's schemes.
36	* CardSharp: Bilko. In one episode, Col. Hall hires real life card sharp Paul Draylin to beat Bilko at poker so badly that he'll give up gambling.
37	* TheCasanova: Pvt. Pearly Johnson is so successful with women he even carries around an indexed black book full of their names.
38	* CassandraTruth: Bilko uses this to his advantage in "Empty Store". He rents an empty store and says (truthfully) that he has no plans to do anything with it. Of course, no one believes this and they all assume has he another GetRichQuickScheme in the works. So all his rivals literally beg (and pay) him to make them his partners.
39	* ChainOfDeals: Bilko does a short one at the beginning of the third episode "The [=WAC=]".
40	* CompromisingMemoirs: In "Army Memoirs," Bilko insinuates that he'll write such a book after being demoted to private and bluffs about knowing his CO and fellow sergeants' {{Dark Secret}}s to get his stripes back.
41	* CrazyJealousGuy: Bilko gets this way whenever Joan shows an interest in another man.
42	* CreatorCameo: In an InUniverse example, Bilko makes a very random cameo appearance in a TV pilot he's directed, citing [[Creator/AlfredHitchcock Hitchcock's]] example.
43	* CriminalDoppelganger: In "Viva Bilko", they encounter a Mexican {{Bandito}} who looks exactly like Doberman.
44	* CurbStompCushion: PlayedForLaughs in one episode where (partially in order to gain some influence over a bookie by placing a huge bet with him and making him think they'll win) Bilko becomes the head of publicity for the underdog football team at the fictional Schmill College right before a game with Notre Damme (who have beaten them by over a hundred points in every game for decades). Schmill still loses the game horribly but find a cause to celebrate in finally breaking that humiliating point spread (albeit only by a single point).
45	* DisabilitySuperpower: Doberman gains the ability to sing beautifully when he [[spoiler:catches a cold]].
46	* DivideAndConquer: Bilko gets bounced from a planned appearance on ''Series/TheEdSullivanShow'' by playing the crew against Ed himself.
47	* DreamSequence: In one episode Bilko tricks the platoon into thinking that Doberman's sister is a beauty, and we see the men dreaming of her.
48	* EnemyMine: Bilko and Col. Hall call a brief truce in "The Centennial".
49	* TheEponymousShow
50	* EvilPowerVacuum: When Bilko is cured of his gambling addiction by a new type of tranquilizer, Colonel Hall rejoices until he learns that gambling on the post has actually ''increased'' without Bilko's monopoly.
51	--> '''Captain Barker:''' There was still crime in Chicago after they got rid of UsefulNotes/AlCapone.
52	* ExpectingSomeoneTaller: In "The WAC" Bilko makes plans to meet the new sergeant. He's shocked to find it's a woman.
53	* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Every week Bilko has another scheme to make money, increase his standing or secure some new perk for himself. They almost never succeed.
54	* AFatherToHisMen: Bilko tries to pass himself off as one of these, but is quick to drop the ruse when it is no longer useful to him. He's fiercely protective of his men when ''other'' people scam them of their money... because ''[[JerkWithAHeartOfjerk he]]'' wants to be the one to scam them of their money.
55	-->'''Bilko''': I don't get it! I just don't get it! Why? Why did they transfer ''my'' platoon? The boys I've trained! The boys I've brought up! Especially today when they get paid!
56	* FatSlob: Doberman is a textbook example.
57	* TheFilmOfTheSeries: ''Sgt. Bilko'' (1996), starring Creator/SteveMartin.
58	* AFoolAndHisNewMoneyAreSoonParted: Doberman receives a $500 insurance payout and quickly loses it to a group of con artists. Bilko wins it back for him, only for Doberman to immediately get conned into [[SuperGullible buying a hotel for $500.]]
59	* GameShowAppearance: In one episode, aired September 25, 1956, Bilko tries to cheat on ''Series/The64000Question''. It became rather HilariousInHindsight when the quiz scandals, which that game show was part of, erupted two years later.
60	* GetRichQuickScheme: Bilko has one of these almost every week.
61	* HenpeckedHusband: Ritzik to the formidable Emma.
62	* HeroicBSOD:
63	** Bilko puts Colonel Hall through quite a few of them.
64	** Bilko himself has one when he thinks he has won $300,000 on a horse race, only to discover that Barbella and Henshaw were unable to place the bet.
65	* HistoricalInJoke: Bilko's ancestor Major Joshua Bilko was unwittingly responsible for almost every disaster the colonists suffered during the War of Independence, from the Battle of Brandywine to recommending that Benedict Arnold be appointed to Washington's staff.
66	* HonestJohnsDealership: While Bilko never has a formal store, it doesn't stop him from always thinking about profit and acting accordingly. The trope is pretty much invoked in "The Empty Store". After one of Bilko's men loses the squad's money in a poker game, Bilko gets it back by renting out an empty store. ''Everyone'' assumes he's starting one of these, and are desperate to get in on it. Eventually he sells a third of it to each of the guys who ran the game. All three of them. The episode ends with Bilko congratulating the card sharks on ''their'' ownership of an empty store, and asking what they intend to do with it.
67	* HypocriticalHumor: Bilko lectures the men of the platoon for making Doberman do their chores for them, then proceeds to scold Doberman for not ironing his clothes properly.
68	* IdenticalGrandson: Bilko's great great uncle, Major Joshua Bilko, who fought in the [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution American Revolutionary War]].
69	* IdiotBall: Seriously, why would ''anyone'' play poker with Bilko?
70	* ImplausibleDeniability: In one episode, Colonel Hall realizes that the reason the gambling-obsessed Bilko is so happy about the upcoming desert maneuvers is that the are near Las Vegas. Bilko and his men plan to abandon the maneuvers to hit the casinos. Usually, Bilko is a very good liar, but when Hall makes this accusation, Bilko is caught off guard, and his nervous denial is pretty weak.
71	--> '''Bilko:''' Las Vegas? What is a Las Vegas?
72	* TheJeeves: Martin from "Bilko's Double Life" is an American version. He acts as the more grounded valet and confidant of neurotic BlueBlood Herbert Penfield III and tries to help his employer relax more.
73	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Bilko was shown as having the tinniest sliver of conscience on occasions and would occasionally his skills to defend his men from other conmen.
74	* LimitedAdvancementOpportunities: Over the course of the series Bilko was promoted to lieutenant and demoted to corporal, but [[StatusQuoIsGod always ended up back as a sergeant again]].
75	* ManipulativeBastard: Bilko, especially to the SuperGullible Colonel Hall, but he does it to just about everyone.
76	* MeaningfulName: Ernest Bilko. [[DontExplainTheJoke Please don't make me explain it.]]
77	* MistakenForSpies: In one episode, the only way Bilko can get some money to Fort Baxter to bet on a horse race is to send it via a missile. However, the rest of the US military assume the unidentified flying object near a military base is hostile and Barbella and Henshaw get arrested as spies.
78	* MonochromeCasting: Averted: Silvers faced down producers who tried to enforce this on the show (in contrast to the reality of the US Army at the time which had been fully integrated by then) by issuing an ultimatum - either the show included black characters and actors or he wouldn't do it. He won.
79	* MotorMouth: Fittingly for a Sergeant in the Motor Pool, Ernest Bilko again.
80	* MightyWhitey: In "Cherokee Ernie", having been rebaptized as Bald Eagle of the Cherokee Nation, Bilko [[spoiler:uses inconsistencies in the original treaty ceding Oklahoma to the United States to lead a statewide Cherokee secessionist movement.]]
81	* MissedHimByThatMuch: Bilko and Joan keep doing this in "Furlough in New York".
82	* MonsterBrotherCutieSister: Bilko and the platoon convince themselves that Doberman's sister must be a beauty, because surely no parents would be unlucky enough to have two children who look like him. In fact, [[StrongFamilyResemblance she looks exactly like him]] and is also played by Maurice Gosfield.
83	* NervousWreck: Sgt. Pendleton (except when he had he upper hand, at which point he sometimes shifts into UnsportsmanlikeGloating) due to how much he suffers at the hands of Bilko.
84	* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: In one episode, a famous rock 'n' roll singer named [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvin Pelvin]] is drafted and joins Bilko's platoon.
85	* NoodleIncident:
86	** In the episode "Hollywood," Sergeant Bilko is recruited as a consultant for a war movie about a battle he served in. A studio employee who researched the battle recognizes Bilko's name and vaguely refers to an incident where Bilko took an enemy officer prisoner and tried to hold him for ransom.
87	** In "Army Memoirs", most of the incidents Bilko gets people paranoid that he'll put in his CompromisingMemoirs are fully explained, but for Sowici, Bilko just says "tomatoes." An agitated Sowici says that "[e]ven the general admitted they looked like peaches."
88	* TheNoseKnows: Bilko can ''smell'' money.
89	* NumberTwo: Captain Barker to Lieutenant Hall.
90	* ObstructiveBureaucrat: Bilko excels at this:
91	-->'''Col. Hall:''' He'll find regulations the Pentagon doesn't know about!
92	* OnceForYesTwiceForNo: Ritzik's Medium in "Bilko and the Medium".
93	* OncePerEpisode: Bilko's get-rich-quick schemes.
94	* OneDialogueTwoConversations: Often weaponized by Bilko as part of his cons (such as when he has Colonel Hall talking about working in his garden and some visiting inspectors think that Colonel Hall has to earn money digging ditches due to everyone being underpaid). Bilko himself falls victim to this in an episode where he and his men think that they've signed up for a talent show in Florida when really [[ReadTheFinePrint they've signed]] to be test subjects for a dangerous strain of disease. It doesn't help that the song their singing (which is repeatedly mistaken for a FaceDeathWithDignity moment) is ''"We're Headed for the Last, Roundup"''.
95	* OneSteveLimit: "Playing Cyrano" features two women called Natalie - an aunt and her niece. Bilko doesn't realise there are two of them until he's proposed to the wrong one in an effort to scupper the proposed marriage of one of his men.
96	* PapaWolf:
97	** Bilko will happily scam his own men out of their hard-earned money, but woe betide anyone else who tries it.
98	** He's also very protective of a young French woman, whom he has known since she was a child, when she visits the base and all the men are swooning over her.
99	* PetTheDog: Occasionally, Bilko will show a human side and do something that benefits people other than himself. Emphasis on ''occasionally''.
100	* PlayingCyrano: Bilko plays this role for one of his soldiers in one episode, aptly titled "Cyrano de Bilko".
101	* PlotAllergy: In "Bilko's Allergy", Bilko develops an allergy to playing cards.
102	* ProperlyParanoid: Col. Hall always thinks Bilko is up to something. And he's usually right.
103	* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Sgt Sowici was written out of the show after actor Harry Clark's untimely death.
104	* RelationshipSabotage: Bilko does this a few times, like when he thinks one of his men is being scammed into marriage by a GoldDigger.
105	* ResetButton: For all his scheming, most episodes end with Bilko pretty much where he started.
106	* RippedFromTheHeadlines: The drafting of Elvis inspired an episode in which rock star [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Elvin Pelvin]] gets transferred to Bilko's platoon.
107	* SatelliteLoveInterest: Sgt Joan Hogan, who is apparently Bilko's long-term girlfriend, but only appears when the plot requires her to be upset or angry with him for his insensitivity or not paying her enough attention.
108	* ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules: Bilko's good side occasionally shines through. Occasionally.
109	* ASimplePlan: Most episodes start this way. Naturally, FinaglesLaw usually intervenes and most end up GoneHorriblyWrong (or GoneHorriblyRight).
110	* SitcomArchNemesis: Colonel Hall views Bilko as his, and Sergeant Sowici is the only prominent sergeant smart enough to fill this role for Bilko in the first season.
111	* SleepingSingle: Col and Mrs. Hall have separate beds.
112	* SoldiersAtTheRear: No one at Fort Baxter has been near a battlefield since World War II and Bilko doesn't have the monopoly on sleazy finagling.
113	* SpecialGuest: Bing Crosby (and his brother/manager Everett Crosby), Ed Sullivan, Kay Kendall, and others appeared as themselves, with the three major ones mentioned here receiving top billing in three separate episodes titled "[Sergeant] Bilko Presents [name of celebrity]".
114	* SpringtimeForHitler: In the episode "A Mess Sergeant Can't Win", Bilko is hurt that Ritzik's wife won't let Bilko attend Ritzik's going away party because of the $400 Bilko won from him over the years. Bilko decides to bet $400 with Ritzik on a sucker bet so that Ritzik can win all his money back as a going away gift. And true to the trope, all the bets (that there would be a cake at the party, that Col Hall and his wife's marriage is steady, and even that Ritzik was born in Peoria) go Bilko's way despite his best intentions.
115	* StatusQuoIsGod / ResetButton:
116	** For all his scheming, Bilko invariably ends up more or less where he started the episode.
117	** Lampshaded by Col. Hall when Bilko leaves the army to embark on his latest venture. The Colonel confidently predicts that Bilko will be back in the army within a week. [[ForegoneConclusion And he's right]].
118	** One episode has Sergeant Grover buying an engagement ring for his girlfriend (to the dismay of Bilko, who’d been about to try to con him out of the money he ended up using to buy it) but later episodes make no mention of her and still have Grover distracted by various women, making it likely she either turned him down or he is unfaithful.
119	** The penultimate episode has Bilko's sidekick Henshaw swear off gambling and get nearly every other man on the post to join a gamblers anonymous chapter, to Bilko's seething frustration and they remain resolute at the episodes end. The beginning of the final episode has Bilko running a crap game with Henshaw assisting him and Grover and Bilko's platoon (who'd been part of the gambler anonymous chapter) happily betting.
120	* StudioAudience: The first 59 episodes were performed similarly to stage plays in front of a live audience; this changed when producer Mike Todd (of ''Film/{{Around the World in Eighty Days\|1956}}'' fame), who was making a guest appearance, suggested that it would be better to film the show out-of-sequence like a Hollywood movie. In both cases no laugh track was used: the completed episodes were screened to an audience of military personnel whose laughter was dubbed into the episodes.
121	* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: Bilko delivers the details of a bet he wants to place to Barbella and Henshaw via missile. Unfortunately, the rest of the US military assumes the unidentified missile heading towards an army base is hostile, so they shoot it down and arrest Barbella and Henshaw as spies.
122	* SyndicationTitle: ''Sergeant Bilko'', or simply ''Bilko.''
123	* ThoseTwoGuys:
124	** Bilko's right-hand men Cpl. Rocco Barbella (Harvey Lembeck) and Cpl. Steve Henshaw (Allan Melvin).
125	** Sergeants Ritzik and Grover by the end of the show.
126	* TitleDrop: The army chant that serves as the source of the original title of the series is often recited by new recruits to show their eagerness.
127	-->'''Privates:''' We're in the army now / We're not behind a plow / ''You'll never get rich'' / By digging a ditch / We're in the army now.
128	** Doubles as a {{Bowdlerized}} version from the [[PrecisionFStrike original Army chant.]]
129	* TyrantTakesTheHelm: Looking for a soft touch new lieutenant, Bilko conspires to have Papparelli appointed. To his dismay, Papparelli takes the role seriously and becomes a DrillSergeantNasty.
130	* UnexpectedInheritance: Col. Hall inherits $5000 from a distant cousin who died. He can't even remember his name.
131	-->'''Col. Hall:''' What a shame, poor Bates.
132	-->'''Executor:''' ''Yates''.
133	* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Bilko is the hero but he's also a greedy swindler and a bit of a coward at times.
134	* UnwittingTestSubject: Zigzagged in one episode. Bilko and his men ''do'' volunteer to be tested for what was thought to be a dangerous biological weapon (fortunately it doesn't work) but only because they didn't ReadTheFinePrint on the forms doing so (although Zimmerman almost did before Bilko told him to quit wasting time) due to only noticing the part at the end saying all signing soldiers would be immediately sent to Florida, and assuming that was meant for the talent show.
135	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse:
136	** Sgt. Sowici disappears after the first season, and in a case of RememberTheNewGuy, is repacked as mess sergeant by the much dumber Rupert Ritzik, whose first appearance establishes him as a long-time victim of Bilkos schemes.
137	** Joan Hogan, Bilko's sometime love interest, also disappears periodically.
138	* XanatosSpeedChess: Not only the speed at which Bilko changes plans, but also how he formulates his schemes in the first place.
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140	!!The movie provides examples of:
141	* AdaptationalBadass: Doberman is an out-of-shape FatSlob in the show, but in the movie, he has quite a bit of StoutStrength and wins a tug-of-war match against a horse.
142	* BeautifulSingingVoice: Fat, ugly, and stupid Doberman sings soprano solos in Bilko's glee club.
143	* BlackAndNerdy: Chris Rock plays Lt. Oster, a heavily bespectacled military hatchetman (ahem, hatchetperson), who is brought in by Major Thorn to try and locate any malfeasance or embezzlement on Bilko's part. Bilko constantly distracts him from his job by playing ShipperOnDeck and hinting that his partner keeps staring at him.
144	* {{Catchphrase}}: Doberman repeatedly says "Aw, Sarge." with different inflections throughout the film.
145	* CelebrityResemblance: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] when Bilko pretends to have mistaken the Colonel's wife (played by Debra Jo Rupp, AKA Kitty Forman of ''Series/That70sShow'') for Creator/SharonStone.
146	* DiggingYourselfDeeper: Thorn in front of Gen. Tennyson at the second hover tank demonstration. After accusing Bilko of faking the test, he insults Col. Hall, screams at the General, and finally admits to personally sabotaging the test.
147	* DistractingDisambiguation: Bilko is a fan of these, often asking Col. Hall if he has lost weight and distracting Gen. Tennyson from Thorn by asking him about running for President.
148	* DraggedIntoDrag: Spc. Dino Paparelli, when Bilko needs a mysterious woman to make Rita jealous. Dino hates it, but is flattered into embracing the role; it helps that Major Thorn is puzzlingly attracted to him. Rita, on the other hand, recognizes him instantly. From behind.
149	* FlawedPrototype: The HoverTank does indeed hover. However, the recoil from its primary armament always sends it flying in reverse.
150	* FourthDateMarriage: Thorn makes the mistake of proposing when he and Rita hadn't even known each other for a month and his basis for the proposal that he tells her is that he's an officer, unlike noncom Bilko.
151	* FramingTheGuiltyParty: Thorn cements himself as the villain when he's given full proof of the crimes Bilko's actually guilty of (misappropriating supplies and gambling, primarily)... but decides that wouldn't be bad enough and instead decides to frame Bilko for far more extreme levels of embezzlement related to a project he hadn't touched.
152	** A version as Bilko gets Thorn to sabotage the hover tank when it doesn't work anyway.
153	* GenderFlip: Rocky Barbella becomes Raquelle Barbella.
154	* GoshDarnItToHeck: Maj. Thorn at one point drops the filthy, ''milk-curdling'' swear: "By Gum". Of course, this is around Rita (see Politically Incorrect Villain below).
155	* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Thorn takes what he thinks is a vital component out of the hover tank, thinking that it won't work during the big test and Bilko will be shipped off to Greenland. When it does work, Thorn continues to attempt to expose Bilko by claiming he faked the test while insulting Bilko and Hall. When a 4-star general demands evidence to support Thorn's allegations, he immediately shows the component he took out and asks how it could work without it before realizing he just admitted to attempting to sabotage the project. Cue a 2nd tour of duty in Greenland!
156	* HoverTank: The army has been developing a prototype that has a massive flaw; The recoil from its main gun tends to send it careening backwards.
157	* IndubitablyUninterestingIndividual: Zimmerman, who Bilko claims was born without a personality.
158	* InelegantBlubbering: When Bilko's future at Fort Baxter seems bleak, he announces to his platoon that he has a plan, at first acting all confident before it erodes away quickly, culminating in Bilko shouting that he has a plan, writing it on a blackboard as PALN before breaking down.
159	* JerkassHasAPoint: Thorn may be doing this solely to nurse a grudge against Bilko, but he isn't wrong. Bilko is not only mismanaging the Motor Pool, he seems from what the IG investigators found to be actively embezzling from the Army (just not from the hover tank project). He has another good point when he tells Rita that Bilko is not a good person, having stood her up at the altar at least three times.
160	* LoveableRogue: Sgt. Bilko's chief re-characterization makes him one of these, well-natured but flagrantly dishonest. Unlike his original, he's a hugely successful and not-a-little oily conman, much-beloved by everyone at the post who is not part of the brass (and even then, they tend to find him little worse than an annoyance). His opponent is Major Thorn, who nurses a huge grudge for taking Bilko's rap during a rigged boxing-match payoff. In fact, much of the popularity of the film hinged on whether one accepted Bilko as the hero (which he's presented as) or the villain who succeeds at abusing a Major who's just trying to do his job.
161	* MistakenIdentity: In the story of how Bilko accidentally got Thorn transferred to Greenland, he approached a pugilist who would be performing in a boxing match on the base and convinces him to take a dive in exchange for a bribe. However, Bilko's lackey instead mistakenly gives the money to the ''opponent'' who is confused but decides to go along which results in the two just hopping around the ring in a circle.
162	* NumberTwo: Sergeants Henshaw and Barbella are more or less Bilko's CoDragons, depending on whether one sees Bilko as hero or villain. They sometimes fight over who should fill a one-man role, such as who should get to be Bilko's Best Man this time.
163	* OhCrap: Thorn when he realizes that he just admitted to sabotaging the hover tank test in front of a four-star general. His face as he slowly tries to hide the fire control and super elevator board is great.
164	** Bilko as he reads his transfer orders to Greenland.
165	* PlaceWorseThanDeath: Thorn ends up in Greenland in the backstory, when he was simply trying to put Bilko through a simple court-martial; in the present, he tries to take revenge by sending Bilko to Greenland himself.
166	* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Major Thorn is a mild example. He doesn't target any minority or individual in particular, but at least two scenes showcase him in situations that contrast him against modern sensibilities. In the first, he interrogates Sergeant Henshaw on why there are women's undergarments in his closet (among other feminine accoutrements around the room) and is informed that he can no longer ask such questions.[[note]]Major Thorn is currently operating a surprise inspection, and advance warning allows Bilko to avoid immediate trouble by temporarily switching barracks with another company, since his own is in complete shambles from the Hockey Playoffs. This other company is female[[/note]] In the second example, he explains that Bilko has been "sucking the khaki tit for years", which description vividly startles Lt. Monday.
167	* ThePrimaDonna: Spc. Tony Morales, who doesn't shower because it fogs up the mirror.
168	* RaceLift: Henshaw is black in this version.
169	* [[RunawayBride Runaway Groom]]: Ernie has left Rita standing at the altar at least three times. She repays the favor at the end.
170	* SoProudOfYou: Bilko about Wally, after Wally saves the day with his faked hover tank test idea and resets the Colonel's odometer, finally lightening up and really joining Bilko's crew.
171	* StealthInsult: A few.
172	-->"Ah, Doberman. The son I never wanted."
173	* SurroundedByIdiots: Bilko's schemes are often undone by someone else's idiocy, or one of his minions ComicallyMissingThePoint, especially Doberman.
174	** This is in fact what winds up setting off the film's primary conflict. Bilko's primary minion at the time is so stupid that he pays off the wrong boxer to take a dive, leading to an absolutely ridiculous boxing match that gives Thorn all the excuse he needs to go storming in looking for evidence (and winding up framed, completely by accident).
175	* UnreliableNarrator: One of the problems with setting up Major Thorn is that his original introduction is given by Sgt. Bilko himself; it is very easy to assume that Bilko is exaggerating Thorn's character in his own favor.
176	* VillainyFreeVillain: If one accepts the premise that Bilko is the villain of the piece, then he never actually does anything more serious than a handful of petty crimes and being a bit of a jerk. He never once actually sets out to harm his opposition Thorn in any way; the first time Thorn wound up framed for fixing a boxing match was completely by accident and something Bilko had no control over, everything after that is just Bilko trying to cover his ass (and protect himself from being framed in revenge).
177	* WeightWoe: Thorn asesses that Doberman is 50 pounds over the allowed weight for the Army and a later scene has Doberman required to do push-ups or he'll be thrown out. Since this is the motor pool, several members hop into a pit, Doberman lays over it and they, out of sight, push him up to trick Thorn into thinking he's doing it himself.
178	* WellIntentionedExtremist: Major Thorn, in the present, is motivated in part by the desire to do his job and in part by the desire to get back at Bilko. The latter takes more and more precedence, eventually going so far as to stoop to duplicity and sabotage.
179	* TheWoobie: Mjr. Ebersole, who's officially in charge of the hover tank project. He knows he's to blame when it doesn't work and is embarrassed when Col. Hall points it out. He also loses a large amount of money, along with his friends, to Bilko in a short poker game.

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