Line #24 SelfDemonstrating/JohnnyBravo


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2	[[caption-width-right:189:It's me! Johnny ''Hr!'' Johnny Bravo]]
3	(''For better results, this page is best read in the voice of Creator/JeffBennett or Víctor Hugo Aguilar if you live in Latin America.'')
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5	Hah! Hah! Hr! Hah!
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7	Oo-ooh, man! Johnny Bravo's finally got his own Website/TVTropes page! All those who would like to speak with or about Johnny Bravo [[ThirdPersonPerson must now refer to Johnny Bravo in the third person]]. [[BeamMeUpScotty ...What? I sure do like the sound of it]].
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9	So yeah, this page is all mine, all Johnny Bravo's. Lemme tell you a little about myself. [[BlatantLies I'm a highly sophisticated kinda guy who enjoys a little alone time with his millions of screaming lady fans]]. But enough about me, let's hear a little more about me.
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11	Johnny Bravo's gonna cut things a little short, but remember, this is Johnny Bravo's page. Not that dweeb Carl's or [[TagalongKid that annoying little neighbor girl's]] or even [[MamaBear my loving mama's]], [[BlatantLies who Johnny Bravo no longer lives with by the way]]. This is all about Johnny Bravo.[[note]] Tropes that apply to every one of Johnny's personality traits go here, expressed in Johnny's male persona. This includes the female one seen in "Witch-ay-Woman". If you cannot express the trope in Johnny's own words, use a note like this one.[[/note]]
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13	!!Johnny Bravo provides examples of the following personality traits:
14	* AmazonChaser [[note]] Shown as early as the ''WesternAnimation/WhatACartoon'' shorts. Most specifically "Johnny Bravo and the Amazon Women".[[/note]]
15	* BerserkButton: Nobody touches the glasses, and nobody, but ''NOBODY'', threatens Johnny's mama! [[InterspeciesAdoption Nevermind the species!]]
16	* ButtMonkey: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Ooh! Monkey!]]
17	* CasanovaWannabe: Waddya mean wannabe?
18	* CatchPhrase: Whoah mama!
19	** Right. What'd I say?
20	** Wiggy!
21	* TheChewToy: Johnny Bravo does not want to be reminded.
22	* CasualKink: My mamma warned me about strange women who shackle men to walls or tables! ...And I'm hoping she's right about them.
23	* ChildhoodBrainDamage: Did ya know, when I was 12 years old, I got kicked in the head real hard at a pony farm?
24	* CoolShades: Nobody sees Johnny Bravo without his glasses.
25	* DeadpanSnarker: ''Yeah whatever.''
26	* DisappearedDad: Ya know, Mama Bravo ain't never been too clear on whatever happened to Papa Bravo. Ah well, she does well enough on her own.
27	* DumbassHasAPoint: Waddya mean dumb?
28	* DumbBlonde: Waddya mean dumb?
29	* EpicFail: [[note]] How everything Johnny performs ends up like[[/note]] Johnny Bravo knows nothing about failing but [[ComicallyMissingThePoint knows all there is about being Epic!]]
30	* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: As bad as Johnny Bravo can be, Johnny Bravo will always love his mamma.
31	* EveryoneHasStandards: Johnny Bravo ain't no liar. Maybe the whole "sensitive guy" schtick draws in the babes, but Johnny ain't gonna pretend to be something he ain't. And you won't like what happens once the ladies see through the charade...
32	** Also, Johnny ''loves'' the ladies, but if you ain't an adult, then Johnny's not gonna get involved with ya.
33	* FascinatingEyebrow: Johnny Bravo's eyebrow is just one of the fascinating things about him.
34	* {{Flanderization}}: I hadn't noticed, but I'm guessing Johnny Bravo got more pretty as ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'' went on.
35	* GenderBender: Yes, Johnny Bravo was a woman once. But Johnny Bravo's still the beefiest cake at the butchery.
36	* HairstyleInertia: I've had my hunky hairstyle since I was just a baby.
37	* HandsomeLech: With the emphasis on "handsome", baby!
38	* HartmanHips:[[note]] As seen in the episode "Witch-ay-Woman"[[/note]] I was so much prettier as a man.
39	* HiddenDepths: Ya know, I really did like that European chick.
40	* HollywoodToneDeaf: Hey, watcha gettin' at? The crowds were just fighting to get an earful of Johnny Bravo's singin'! What, you think they turned up to hear that dweeb Carl or that neighbor kid?
41	* {{Hunk}}: Johnny Bravo rolled up into just one word.
42	* JawDrop: Johnny Bravo's jaw only drops for my many many hot chick fans.
43	* Creator/JeffBennett: Who's that?
44	* ImpossibleHourglassFigure[[note]]In "Witch-ay-Woman"[[/note]]
45	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Johnny Bravo doesn't have time for dweebs like Carl or brats like that little neighbor girl, but [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas Johnny Bravo loves his mama.]]
46	* MusclesAreMeaningless: Waddya mean meaningless? Just watch ''this!'' Hah! Hr! Hah! Hah!
47	* NobodyTouchesTheHair: "Watch the hair."
48	* NoMouth: Johnny Bravo only shows his mouth when Johnny Bravo speaks or makes a funny face. And for getting the ladies.
49	* PaperTiger: Is that some kinda origami thing?
50	* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Lies! Johnny Bravo has the manliest scream of twenty men!
51	* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: If you're talking about that nerd Carl, I've never seen him in my life.
52	* SmallNameBigEgo: Johnny Bravo's sure his ego, whatever that is, is as big as his opinion of himself and his muscles ''combined!''
53	* SunglassesAtNight: Johnny Bravo always has to look stylish and studly, even at night.
54	-->''My glasses! I can't be seen without mah glasses!''
55	* ThirdPersonPerson: Johnny Bravo is Johnny Bravo!
56	* ThisLoserIsYou: Who calls Johnny Bravo a loser? Let Johnny Bravo ask ya this: Would a loser like me be the most handsome and manly guy you ever laid your eyes on?
57	* TooDumbToLive: Waddya mean dumb?
58	* TooSpicyForYogSothoth: That frost giant made a big mistake eatin' Johnny Bravo right after he ate a whole bag of jalapenos!
59	** And next time ya try to steal someone's brain, [[ObliviousToTheirOwnDescription make sure they have one!]]
60	* TookALevelInDumbass: Eh, so season 2 and 3 of Johnny's show wasn't his greatest moment, it drew in the viewers, didn't it?
61	* TopHeavyGuy: Johnny Bravo's got the heaviest top in the history of tops more than a lot of pounds!
62	* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: You talk funny.
63	* VirginSacrifice: Hey, lady, I-- punch!
64	* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: ''CLOWNS!?''

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