Line #62 Recap/WouldILieToYouSeries3


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	[[folder: Episode 1]]
4	!Episode 1 (Aired 10 August 2009)
5	!!David's Team: Jo Brand and Larry Lamb
6	!!Lee's Team: Russell Howard and Carol Vorderman
7
8	!!!Home Truths
9	-->'''Carol:''' ''"On Countdown, if I worked out the number puzzle before the time was up, I used to play a little game."'' [[note]]To see how many props guys/audience members could tap the end of her pen in the 30 seconds)[[/note]]
10	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
11	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
12
13	-->'''Larry:''' ''"I used to run a market stall that only sold hats for dogs."''
14	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
15	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
16
17	-->'''Russell:''' ''"I used to put my underpants on my head to cure my acne."''
18	--->'''David's Team:''' True
19	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
20
21	!!!Ring of Truth
22	-->''"Liam Gallagher once ordered a trampoline from hotel room service, claiming, 'I like to bounce.'"''
23	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
24	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
25
26	!!!This Is My…
27	-->'''Jo:''' ''"This is Liz, and when she was a baby, I accidently dropped her in a pond."''
28	-->'''David:''' ''"This is Liz, and together we are writing a guide to the castles of Britain."''
29	-->'''Larry:''' ''"This is Liz, who taught me basic bar skills before I went to work in [[Series/EastEnders The Queen Vic]]."''
30	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Larry
31	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Jo]]
32
33	!!!Quick-Fire Lies
34	-->'''David:''' ''"Possession: This is a letter, rejecting me from a job at [=McDonald's=]."''
35	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
36	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
37
38	-->'''Lee:''' ''"I once picked up a hitchhiker and scared him so much he cried."''
39	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
40	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
41
42	'''Winners:''' Draw (5-5)
43
44	'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Jo Brand
45
46	[[/folder]]
47
48	[[folder: Episode 2]]
49	!Episode 2 (Aired 17 August 2009)
50	!!David's Team: Fern Britton and Stephen Mangan
51	!!Lee's Team: Reginald D. Hunter and Ken Livingstone
52
53	!!!Home Truths
54	-->'''Reginald:''' ''"The D in my name stands for 'Delicious.'"''
55	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
56	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
57
58	-->'''Stephen:''' ''"I once guessed the exact number of sweets in a Mini Cooper and was awarded a prize [of £100] by Britain's tallest man."''
59	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
60	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
61
62	-->'''Ken:''' ''"I was the first person in the world to breed the Congalese Frog, Hymenochirus Curtipes, in captivity."''
63	--->'''David's Team:''' True
64	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
65
66	!!!Ring of Truth
67	-->''"The Archbishop of Canterbury once endorsed a Cockney version of the Bible."''
68	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
69	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
70
71	!!!This Is My...
72	-->'''Stephen:''' ''"This is Gordon. Gordon and I were in a prog-rock band called Aragon, and we recorded an album called 'The Wizard's Dream'."''
73	-->'''David:''' "''This is Gordon; he works in my local pet shop, and recently sold me a hamster that died the very next day."''
74	-->'''Fern:''' ''"This is Gordon; he's the subject of my life drawing class, and I have painted him naked three times."''
75	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Stephen
76	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Stephen]]
77
78	!!!Quick-Fire Lies:
79	-->'''Lee:''' ''"Last year I was ordered to leave Blackpool Tower after I threw a sausage roll off the top."''
80	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
81	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
82
83	-->'''David:''' ''"As a child, at my grandparents' house, I had a little bell that I would ring if I wanted anything."''
84	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
85	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
86
87	-->'''Fern:''' ''"Possession: This is my tea cosy. I take it absolutely everywhere with me because I can't stand a cold teapot."''
88	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
89	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
90
91	'''Winners:''' Draw (5-5)
92
93	'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Fern Britton
94	[[/folder]]
95
96	[[folder: Episode 3]]
97	!Episode 3 (Aired 24 August 2009)
98	!!David's Team: Marcus Brigstocke and Jamelia
99	!!Lee's Team: Jimmy Carr and Terry Christian
100
101	!!!Home Truths
102	-->'''Jimmy:''' ''"Prince Philip told me I was a funny-looking fellow when I was a ball boy at Wimbledon."''
103	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
104	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
105
106	-->'''Jamelia:''' ''"I once stole some toilet paper from George Michael's house."''
107	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
108	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
109
110	-->'''Marcus:''' ''"I worked as a podium dancer at the Ministry of Sound."''
111	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
112	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
113
114	!!!Ring of Truth
115	-->''"Jodie Marsh has a degree in golf course management from the University of Birmignham."''
116	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
117	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
118
119	!!!This Is My…
120	-->'''Terry:''' ''"This is my mate, Steve, and we were actually questioned by police who mistook us both for jewel thieves."''
121	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Steve; we own a greyhound together that's come last in every race."''
122	-->'''Jimmy:''' ''"This is Steve; we were at primary school together; we didn't see each other for 20 years, and then met up in a hotel when he brought me room service."''
123	--->'''David's Team:''' Jimmy
124	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Terry]]
125
126	!!!Quick-Fire Lies
127	-->'''David:''' ''"I read [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour 1984]] from cover to cover in [=WHSmith=] so I didn't have to buy a copy."''
128	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
129	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
130
131	-->'''Terry:''' ''"Possesion: this is some of my hair collection that I gathered from guests who appeared on 'The Word'."''
132	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
133	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
134
135	'''Winners:''' Lee's Team (6-4)
136
137	'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Terry Christian
138	[[/folder]]
139
140	[[folder: Episode 4]]
141	!Episode 4 (Aired 31 August 2009)
142	!!David's Team: Claudia Winkleman and Jason Manford
143	!!Lee's Team: Miranda Hart and Clive Anderson
144
145	!!!Home Truths
146	-->'''Claudia:''' ''"I once put nail polish remover in my fish tank to give my goldfish more energy."''
147	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
148	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
149
150	-->'''Clive:''' ''"I once had my wallet stolen by a walrus."''
151	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
152	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
153
154	-->'''Miranda:''' ''"One of my best friends at school was a little man I'd made from a slice of toast that I always kept in my bag."''
155	--->'''David's Team:''' True
156	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
157
158	!!!Ring of Truth
159	-->''"David Beckham gave a copy of his own autobiography to Nelson Mandela as a Christmas present."''
160	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
161	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
162
163	!!!This Is My…
164	-->'''Miranda:''' ''"This is Owen, and he stopped me attending his yoga classes because I couldn't stop laughing."''
165	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Owen; he's a professional juggler, and he's teaching me to juggle."''
166	-->'''Clive:''' ''"He is my builder. In fact, he was working on my roof once and fell through it while I was watching television."''
167	--->'''David's Team:''' Clive
168	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lee]]
169
170	!!!Quick-Fire Lies
171	-->'''David:''' ''"I was thrown out of a nightclub for refusing to stop dancing on a table."''
172	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
173	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
174
175	-->'''Jason:''' ''"I once put out a fire using my neighbour's milk."''
176	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
177	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
178
179	-->'''Claudia:''' ''"Possession: In here is my pet cat from when I was little, and my dad had her stuffed for me when she died."''
180	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
181	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
182
183	'''Winner:''' Lee's Team (7-3)
184
185	'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Claudia Winkleman
186	[[/folder]]
187
188	[[folder: Episode 5]]
189	!Episode 5 (Aired 7 September 2009)
190	!!David's Team: Kelvin [=MacKenzie=] and Jack Whitehall
191	!!Lee's Team: Christine Bleakley and Frankie Boyle
192
193	!!!Home Truths:
194	-->'''Christine:''' ''"Anton du Beke and I danced our way out of a parking ticket."''
195	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
196	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
197
198	-->'''Jack:''' ''"Every Christmas, my dad makes the whole family stand up to watch the Queen's speech."''
199	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
200	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
201
202	-->'''Frankie:''' ''"When I was a child, I was scared that my entire life was a book, being read by a bear, and one day the bear would close the book, and my life would end."''
203	--->'''David's Team:''' True
204	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
205
206	!!!Ring of Truth:
207	-->''"Mick Jagger has been asked by a company if they can sell his ashes in collectible egg timers when he dies."''
208	--->'''David's Team:''' True
209	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
210
211	!!!This Is My…
212	-->'''Kelvin:''' ''"This is Terry and he built the nuclear bunker in my garden."''
213	-->'''David:''' ''"This is Terry and he's the policeman who was called out when I was caught trying to break into the window of my own flat."''
214	-->'''Jack:''' ''"This is Terry 'The Mean Machine' Frazier and he is teaching me to wrestle."''
215	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Kelvin
216	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Jack]]
217
218	!!!Quick-Fire Lies
219	-->'''Lee:''' ''"If you give me any date before the year 2000 I can instantly tell you what day of the week it was."''
220	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
221	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
222
223	-->'''Christine:''' ''"A Series/CoronationStreet star once made me remove all the red M&Ms from a bowl for him."''
224	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
225	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
226
227	'''Winner:''' Draw (5-5)
228
229	'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Kelvin [=MacKenzie=]
230	[[/folder]]
231
232	[[folder: Episode 6]]
233	!Episode 6 (Aired 14 September 2009)
234	!!David's team: Dave Gorman and Davina [=McCall=]
235	!!Lee's team: Omid Djalili and Janet Street-Porter
236
237	!!!Home truths
238	-->'''Janet:''' ''"I wrote my will on a bit of cardboard when I thought the plane I was in was going to crash."''
239	--->'''David's team:''' True
240	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
241
242	-->'''Davina:''' ''"I have two red chillies tattooed on my back, but I'm having them covered because they look like carrots."''
243	--->'''Lee's team:''' Lie
244	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
245
246	-->'''Omid:''' ''"I am launching my own range of condiments, including Ohmid Djalili Picalili."''
247	--->'''David's team:''' Lie
248	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
249
250	!!!Ring of truth:
251	-->''"Mike Tyson once rented a hotel suite for his eight favourite pigeons."''
252	--->'''Lee's team:''' True
253	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
254
255	!!!This is my…
256	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Sadie; she's my children's nanny, and the first time I met her I ran over her foot."''
257	-->'''Omid:''' ''"This is Sadie. I employ her to massage my dog."''
258	-->'''Janet:''' ''"Sadie came to my sixtieth birthday party, and pretended to be a waitress so she could lick Daniel Craig's plate."''
259	--->'''David's team:''' Janet
260	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Janet]]
261
262	!!!Quick-fire lies
263	-->'''David:''' ''"The screensaver on my phone is a photo of my living room carpet."''
264	--->'''Lee's team:''' Lie
265	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
266
267	-->'''Lee:''' ''"Possession: This is my wallmap of the UK. I have marked every service station I have ever visited on it."''
268	--->'''David's team:''' Lie
269	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
270
271	'''Winners:''' David's team (7-3)
272
273	'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Davina [=McCall=]
274	[[/folder]]
275
276	[[folder: Episode 7]]
277	!Episode 7 (Aired 21 September 2009)
278	!!David's team: Ronni Ancona and Sir Chris Hoy
279	!!Lee's team: Gabby Logan and Danny Wallace
280
281	-->'''Chris:''' ''"I have been approached by NASA to be the first man to cycle on the moon."''
282	--->'''Lee's team:''' Lie
283	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
284
285	-->'''Gaby:''' ''"When I present a show for the first time, I like to wear red underwear."''
286	--->'''David's team:''' Lie
287	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
288
289	-->'''Danny:''' ''"Whenever someone recognises me, but can't place me, I tell them I'm part of the Olympic Cycling Team."''
290	--->'''David's team:''' Lie
291	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
292
293	!!!Ring of Truth
294	-->''"Prince Charles became a member of the magic circle when he auditioned using his cup and balls trick."''
295	--->'''David's team:''' True
296	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
297
298	-->''"Gary Barlow has a microphone installed in his downstairs bathroom to record new song ideas, as it's where he feels the most creative."''
299	--->'''Lee's team:''' Lie
300	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
301
302	!!!This is my…
303	-->'''Ronnie:''' ''"This is Silvan, and he designed a household robot that speaks with my voice."''
304	-->'''Chris:''' ''"This is Silvan, and he is my masseur, and he was also the guitarist in Simply Red."''
305	-->'''David:''' ''"This is Silvan, and he's my next-door neighbour, and I promised I'd get him on tv, after he complained about an all-night party in my flat."''
306	--->'''Lee's team:''' Chris
307	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Chris]]
308
309	!!!Quick-fire lies
310	-->'''Lee:''' ''"I can't eat custard creams because they remind me of Spencer Whitfield who bullied me at school."''
311	-->'''David's team:''' Lie
312	-->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
313
314	-->'''David:''' ''"The only concert I have ever been to was by Shirley Bassey."''
315	--->'''Lee's team:''' Lie
316	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
317
318	-->'''Gaby:''' ''"Possession: These are some of the birthday cards I've posted to my pets."''
319	--->'''David's team:''' Lie
320	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
321
322	'''Winners:''' Draw (5-5)
323
324	'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Gabby Logan
325	[[/folder]]
326
327	[[folder: Episode 8]]
328	!Episode 8 (Aired 28 September 2009)
329	!!David's team: Reece Shearsmith and Trinny Woodall
330	!!Lee's team: Michael Ball and Charlie Brooker
331
332	-->'''Micheal:''' ''"I have a three-part ritual I have to adhere to before I go on stage."''
333	--->'''David's team:''' Lie
334	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
335
336	-->'''Trinny:''' ''"Marks & Spencers manikins are based on my body."''
337	--->'''Lee's team:''' Lie
338	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
339
340	-->'''Reece:''' ''"For a summer, I worked at a funeral director's that offered themed funerals."''
341	--->'''Lee's team:''' Lie
342	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
343
344	-->'''Charlie:''' ''"For six years, I pretended to a girlfriend that I was partially deaf."''
345	--->'''David's team:''' True
346	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
347
348	!!!Ring of truth
349	-->''"Christina Aiguilera once followed a strict diet where every meal had 4 food items: 1 crunchy, 1 soft, 1 hot, 1 cold."''
350	--->'''Lee's team:''' True
351	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
352
353	!!!This is my…
354	-->'''Charlie:''' ''"This is Donna who's teaching me basic home maintenance."''
355	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Donna and she saved my life when she threw me a lifebelt after I fell off my boat."''
356	-->'''Michael:''' ''"This is Donna; she has been my no. 1 super fan since she was 17 - she even has a toilet seat cover with my face on it."''
357	--->'''David's team:''' Lee
358	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Micheal]]
359
360	!!!Quick-fire lies
361	-->'''David:''' ''"Three members of the cabinet subscribe to my twitter feed."''
362	--->'''Lee's team:''' Lie
363	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
364
365	-->'''Lee:''' ''"For a year, I kept my car running by cracking my egg into it every day."''
366	--->'''David's team:''' Lie
367	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: True]]
368
369	'''Winners:''' Lee's team (9-2)
370
371	'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Michael
372	[[/folder]]
373
374	[[folder: Episode 9 (Best Of & Unseen Bits)]]
375	!The Best of Series 3 & Unseen Bits (Aired 17 December 2009)
376
377	!!!Home Truths
378	-->'''Carol Vorderman:''' ''"On Countdown, if I worked out the number puzzle before the time was up, I used to play a little game."'' ''[Previously seen footage from episode 1]''
379
380	-->'''Reginald D. Hunter:''' ''"The D in my name stands for 'Delicious.'"'' ''[Previously seen footage from episode 2]''
381
382	-->'''Terry Christian:''' ''"I won a junior One Man and His Dog Event when I was fourteen."'' ''[New footage from episode 3]''
383	--->'''David's team:''' Lie
384	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
385
386	!!!Ring of Truth
387	-->''"When interviewing office staff, Simon Cowell asks every candidate to give him 10 uses for a kettle."'' ''[New footage from episode 1]''
388	--->'''David's team:''' Lie
389	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
390
391	-->''"Mick Jagger has been asked by a company if they can sell his ashes in collectible egg timers when he dies."'' ''[Previously seen footage from episode 5]''
392
393	!!!This is my…
394	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Sadie; she's my children's nanny, and the first time I met her I ran over her foot."''
395	-->'''Omid Djalili:''' ''"This is Sadie. I employ her to massage my dog."''
396	-->'''Janet Street-Porter:''' ''"Sadie came to my sixtieth birthday party, and pretended to be a waitress so she could lick Daniel Craig's plate."''
397	--->''[Previously seen footage from episode 6]''
398
399	!!!Quick-Fire Lies
400	-->'''David:''' ''"As a child, at my grandparents' house, I had a little bell that I would ring if I wanted anything."'' ''[Previously seen footage from episode 2]''[[note]]Actually a slightly different edit compared to the original version[[/note]]
401
402	-->'''Lee:''' ''"If you give me any date before the year 2000 I can instantly tell you what day of the week it was."'' ''[Previously seen footage from episode 5]''
403
404	-->'''Jo Brand:''' ''"I have told my children that every time they lie, a puppy dies somewhere."'' ''[New footage from episode 1]''
405	--->'''Lee's team:''' True
406	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
407
408	-->'''Claudia Winkleman:''' ''"Possession: In here is my pet cat from when I was little, and my dad had her stuffed for me when she died."'' ''[Previously seen footage from episode 4]''
409
410	-->'''Fern Britton:''' ''"I have made a CD of the sound of my kettle boiling and I use it when trying to get to sleep."'' ''[New footage from episode 2]''
411	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
412	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler: Lie]]
413
414	'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Fern Britton

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