Line #18 Recap/StrongBadEmailE65UnusedEmails

Context Recap / StrongBadEmailE65UnusedEmails

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1	'''Airdate:''' Monday, March 3, 2003
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3	'''Sender:''' Dan Chase, Aurora, Illinois
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5	->'''Strong Bad:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!
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7	Dan from "Illi-nwah" asks Strong Bad, seemingly knowing how popular as he is, what he does with the numerous emails he gets that he chooses not to answer.
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9	->'''Strong Bad:''' Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and ''thousands'' of near-unreadable emails I get every day?! I like to mix it up!
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11	The potential fates for Strong Bad Emails that don't make the cut (some of which are readable, as Easter eggs) include:
12	* Being given to the Cheat for "filing and archiving", which seems to involving arbitrarily sorting them into different-sized piles.
13	* Having the email addresses sold to Bubs "for use in his free weekly spamvertisements"
14	* Getting used for origami by Strong Mad
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16	Most of the e-mails, however, simply get "A-digga a-diggity DIGGITY DIGGITY ''DIGGITY'' ''DIGGITY'' '''''A-DELETEEEEED!'''''", as demonstrated when Strong Bad backs up for a table-crushing flying leap onto the Compy to delete Dan's e-mail.
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19	!!Tropes:
20	* LostPropertyLiveDrop: Strong Bad and Bubs' exchange for the emails involves them [[BadBadActing "accidentally" dropping their packages]].
21	-->'''Strong Bad:''' (''drops a compact disc'') Oops! Lookit that! I dropped a CD of five-thousand email addresses!\
22	'''Bubs:''' (''drops a sack of money'') Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one!
23	* MundaneMadeAwesome: Strong Bad's epic deletion of Dan's email, which involves doing a flying body slam onto the computer table.
24	* OverlyLongGag: Strong Bad backing up for his flying deletion, going "a-digga" for each hop back.
25	* OwMyBodyPart: After doing a flying drop onto his email table, Strong Bad moans "I think I broke my clavicus... majorus."
26	* PretentiousPronunciation: Strong Bad pronounces "Illinois" with a thick French accent.
27	* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: "Deleting" the e-mail by landing on the table hard enough to break it in half, while initially spectacular, ''hurts'' and may have broken something.
28	* TerribleArtist: Strong Mad's attempts at origami are just virtually-identical crumpled balls.
29	-->'''Strong Mad:''' THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS!
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31	->'''Compy 386:''' '''DELETED!'''
32	->'''Strong Bad:''' Ohhhh... I think I broke my clavicus... majorus.

Context Recap / StrongBadEmailE65UnusedEmails