Line #161 Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E02CryWilderness


1	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mst3k_cry_wilderness.jpg]]
2	[[caption-width-right:350:"Well, if you insist... WILDERNESS!"]]
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4	->'''Kinga Forrester:''' Now, your experiment today takes the majesty of the natural world, and just kinda jumps on it.\
5	'''TV's Son of TV's Frank:''' Hope you like stock footage and incomplete Bigfoot costumes!
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7	Film Watched: ''Film/CryWilderness''
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9	During Turkey Day '18, both Creator/JoelHodgson and Jonah Ray expressed surprise at how popular ''Cry Wilderness'' was with the fandom. In particular, Joel had been expecting ''Carnival Magic'' to be the fan favorite.
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11	!!The Segments:
12	[[AC:Prologue]]
13	* Jonah and the bots are doing repairs on the SOL. Crow tries to catch falling tools with the net on his head.
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15	[[AC:Segment 1]]
16	* Time for the invention exchange. Jonah invents a Thanksgiving musical tradition, by inserting a theremin into a roast turkey. Kinga "invents" the Carvel Ice Cream Cake Clock, rotating the Fudgie The Whale cake pan to make new designs, like Laundry Bag and Lamprey.[[note]]Based on the various Carvel Ice Cream jokes in ''Reptilicus'', especially "Do you realize how many characters you can create just by turning the Fudgie mold?"[[/note]]
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18	[[AC:Segment 2]]
19	* Tom Servo and Crow, dressed as cute little raccoons, make an adorable mess in the SOL bridge: spilling cereal everywhere, breaking glass, hitting a propane tank with a hammer, attacking a bee's nest...
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21	[[AC:Segment 3]]
22	* Jonah starts making a spacesuit for himself. Tom Servo and Crow interrupt to ask why today's movie is so incoherent. By brainstorming, they come up with a plausible backstory behind the creation of ''Cry Wilderness''.
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24	[[AC: Segment 4]]
25	* "Grandma" Pearl Forrester, Bobo, and Brain Guy swing by Moon 13. They not-so-politely decline the offer to stay for lunch, but Pearl and Brain Guy give Kinga a bit of a pep talk, and Bobo welcomes Max into the Second Banana Club with some VR social grooming.
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27	[[AC: Segment 5]]
28	* Crow (and Tom Servo) pretends to be the magical Native American ghost Red Crow, in a bid to trick Max into returning Jonah's spaceship keys.
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30	----
31	!!Tropes in the [=MST3K=] version of ''Film/CryWilderness'' include:
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33	* AllAnimalsAreDomesticated: The film's maddeningly straight use of this trope gets lampshaded by Jonah and the bots (when they aren't [[NatureIsNotNice encouraging the animals to maul the protagonists]]). For example, in the extended scene of Jim walking casually up to a wild bear and ''hugging it'', while Paul and his dad laugh:
34	-->'''Servo:''' ''Film/GrizzlyMan 2: The Power of Love''...
35	* ArtisticLicenseGunSafety: All over the place -- quite often, the heroes point their own rifle barrels directly at one another rather than engage in proper downward-carry procedures, and Paul has a tendency to ''startle his dad and Jim from behind'' while they're doing this. It leads to [[RunningGag many, many]] [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace "BANG!"]] jokes from the guys.
36	* AwesomeYetImpractical: As noted here, Kinga's liquid tech is amazing, but isn't that great at recording live action, so Jonah has to recreate the opening in ''every single episode''. If he doesn't, Kinga shocks him with a cattle prod.
37	* BadLiar:
38	** When Morgan finds Bigfoot tracks, Jonah tries to make Paul take credit for them. It's only slightly more transparent than Paul's actual lies in the movie.
39	--->'''Jonah:''' ''(as Paul)'' Uhhhhh I made that! Last summer when I was carrying my transistor radio and a can of Coke! Yeah, that's the ticket, yeah!
40	** When Pearl first arrives at Moon 13:
41	--->'''Pearl:''' Oh! Right! We just, uh, wanted to... check in on you.\
42	'''Bobo:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial We certainly weren't deliberately taking the long way around the dark side of the moon, hoping you wouldn't notice us!]] Haha!
43	* BigScrewedUpFamily: Pearl makes up excuses not to have lunch with her granddaughter Kinga. Pearl and Observer both reassure Kinga that she's better off without a family.
44	-->'''Observer:''' We Observers don't have families. So in a way, we're all one big family... in that, we don't speak to each other unless there's been a death or a lottery win.
45	* CallBack:
46	** "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E10TheFinalSacrifice Rowsdower]]?" "That's ''Zapp'' Rowsdower to you!"
47	** "Oh, the [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000TheMovie interocitor's]] calling."
48	** In one of the commercial signs, The Skeleton Crew plays [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E02TheSidehackers Siderhackin']]. In another, they perform a rendition of [[Film/CatalinaCaper Creepy Girl]].
49	** This episode begins a stealth RunningGag of Kinga taking her invention exchange from a riff on the previous movie, before being exposed in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E07TheLandThatTimeForgot The Land That Time Forgot]]''.
50	** The final host segment, where Jonah and the bots ''almost'' trick Max into giving them the keys to Jonah's spaceship, is an homage to the many times Joel or Mike ''almost'' tricked Frank into freeing ''them.''
51	* CastTheExpert: [[invoked]] Jonah and the bots spend a whole host segment speculating about ''how'' this movie came into existence. Part of Jonah's conclusion is that most of the cast were non-actors chosen haphazardly because they already were whatever role fit into the movie's plot: an actual school teacher to play Paul's teacher, an actual park ranger and his outmoded Native American sidekick to play Paul's dad and Jim (respectively), and an actual homeless crazy person (who they found sleeping at one of their filming locations) to play Morgan.
52	* CelebrityResemblance: Morgan bears an uncanny resemblance to Creator/SylvesterStallone, something that didn't go unnoticed by Jonah and the Bots.
53	-->'''Crow:''' Oh, that's your problem right here. You got yourself a Stallone. ''Get outta here, Stallone!''
54	** Jonah suggests Helen is actually Ann Wilson from Heart.
55	* ChangingOfTheGuard: Pearl shows up to acknowledge Kinga carrying on the Forrester family tradition.
56	* ChristmasMiracle: "The tiger attack filled our gas tank! It's a Christmas miracle!"
57	* ColdOpening: This episode establishes the new format for the series. It opens with a skit on the SOL (with Crow attempting to use his net to catch tools and failing) before the TitleSequence plays.
58	* ComedicSociopathy:
59	-->'''Crow:''' ''(as Jim)'' Your father had a heart attack chasing you. You should've seen it. Classic!
60	* ComplexityAddiction: When Bigfoot warns Paul that his father is in danger:
61	-->'''Crow:''' You know, there's so many simpler ways for your dad to get in touch with you.
62	* ContinuityNod: Pearl, Bobo, and Observer drop by Moon 13 for one host segment. [[LampshadeHanging Kinga lampshades it afterward]], noting how hard it is to reconcile this new season with the old ones, and that it would be so much easier to [[ContinuityReboot reboot the whole series]].
63	* CloneDegeneration: Synthia, the clone of Pearl Forrester, sounds and acts like a robot when she tries to hug Kinga.
64	* DesignatedHero: [[invoked]] The guys constantly point out how Paul does nothing but cause problems for everyone.
65	-->'''Crow:''' So the kid was the real villain all along.
66	* TheDeterminator: When Kinga Forrester is considering just giving up:
67	-->'''Pearl:''' How dare you! Forresters never give up!\
68	'''Observer:''' Well, officially. Off the record, they never see anything through to completion! ''[laughs]''
69	* DeusExMachina: When a truck runs out of fuel at just the right moment, Crow declares it a "Deus ex ''lack of machina''."
70	* DiabolusExNihilo: When it's revealed, with absolutely no foreshadowing, that Paul's dad was hunting a ''tiger'' and not Bigfoot, Max notes in one of the bumpers that the movie was basically lying to us about being a monster movie.
71	-->'''Crow:''' ''(as the tiger)'' I'm as surprised I'm in this movie as you are, folks.
72	* DissonantLaughter: The movie basically has an EverybodyLaughsEnding at the end of the first act, when Paul (somehow) finds his dad in the middle of the woods. It becomes a RunningGag, especially with outmoded Native American sidekick Jim, "our crown prince of fun!" In host segment 3, the riffers hypothesize that the cast all have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudobulbar_affect the pseudobulbar affect]].
73	-->'''Tom:''' ...The neurological disorder causing unprompted bouts of uncontrollable laughter! ''[everybody laughs]''
74	* DiurnalNocturnalAnimal: When an opossum shows up in a day scene:
75	-->'''Crow:''' I'm nocturnal. I shouldn't be out here. I might be ill...
76	* DownerEnding: Not intended by the film, but Jonah and the bots find the ending pretty depressing, especially the supposedly uplifting credits music.
77	-->'''Jonah:''' Yeah, I thought my soul was thoroughly crushed by this movie, but now this music is squeezing out the last little bit.
78	* DroppedABridgeOnHim:
79	-->'''Servo:''' ''(as Will)'' This is [[Film/StarTrekGenerations how Kirk died]]! It can't be happening to me!
80	* DudeNotFunny:
81	** When Paul tells Jim that he's just "a dumb Indian", all three react with a loud "Woah!"
82	** They have another when Morgan picks up and starts ''strangling'' a raccoon.
83	* DysfunctionJunction: Discussed by the Mads:
84	-->'''Kinga:''' The movies aren't working fast enough. Jonah is still way too sane! People don't watch TV for ''sane''! They want crackpot housewives! Drug-addled chefs! Unstable bachelorettes!
85	* EnfantTerrible: The scary thing is, they barely have to exaggerate to turn Paul into one.
86	-->'''Crow:''' ''(as Paul)'' Dad, do you know what happened to the last man to cross me? I left him crawling in the lake with no eyeballs.
87	* ExoticEntree:
88	** As Morgan is eating:
89	-->'''Servo:''' C'mon, save some Montauk Monster for the rest of us.
90	** During the meal at Helen's:
91	-->'''Servo:''' ''(as Will)'' Oh, I couldn't eat another bite of this endangered rhino. It's so rich and delicious!
92	* EyeOnAStalk: Referenced in one scene where Will has a backpack with two lights mounted on it that resemble these.
93	-->'''Jonah:''' ''(as Paul)'' I never noticed those tall eye stalks growing out of Dad's back. Usually, I'm pretty observant.
94	* FallGuy: Pearl says [[TheDeterminator Forresters never give up]]; Observer says secretly they never see anything through. So then Bobo says...
95	-->'''Bobo:''' So, they always keep [[ObliviousToHisOwnDescription a useful moron around to pin the blame on]]! ''[laughs]''\
96	'''Observer:''' ''[smiles knowingly and points at Bobo]''
97	* FantasyForbiddingFather: Because of Mr. Douglas's anti-fairy-tale stance, Jonah dubs the school "St. Dreamcrusher's Academy for Overimaginative Boys."
98	* FeetFirstIntroduction:
99	-->'''Servo:''' Wait a minute. Those are feet... attached to legs... that must mean... ''a person!''
100	* {{Foreshadowing}}: Jonah is making a red spacesuit and offhandedly mentions how he's always wanted to take a spacewalk, quietly setting up [[spoiler:the mystery astronaut (in a red spacesuit) in the credits for [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E14AttheEarthsCore the final episode of the season]]]].
101	* GoingToTheStore:
102	-->'''Mr. Douglas:''' What did your father have to say about these meetings?\
103	'''Paul:''' I never told him.\
104	'''Mr. Douglas:''' Why not?\
105	'''Servo:''' ''[as Paul]'' He hasn't come back from buying cigarettes yet...
106	* HeterosexualLifePartners: Crow refers to Will and Jim as "a Park Ranger and his coworker-slash-soulmate-slash-outmoded Native American sidekick."
107	* HidingYourHeritage: The riffers speculate that Jim is actually German. People just assumed he's Native American, and he never bothered to correct them.
108	* HollywoodTactics: As the heroes are searching for the source of a gunshot:
109	-->'''Crow:''' Into the brightly lit clearing where we have no cover!
110	* HongKongDub:
111	-->'''Crow:''' Step aside, Paul. Let the poorly dubbed adults handle this.
112	** And later:
113	--->'''Red Hawk:''' Grownups don't believe in anything... but themselves.\
114	'''Crow:''' And dubbing.
115	* IceCreamKoan:
116	-->'''Servo:''' ''(pretending to be Red Hawk)'' To be strong as a hawk, one must be generous as a magpie. [[NWordPrivileges I've got a lot]] of [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX magpie friends...]]
117	* IdiotBall: The CallBack with Max nearly falling for a transparent ploy to set the [=SOLies=] free especially similar to his dad's first day on the job, fresh out of the Arby's where Dr. F found him, in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E01RocketshipXM Rocketship X-M]]'', where Joel and the 'Bots nearly trick him into bringing them down from space for an eat-in order. On the one hand, Frank ''sounds'' dumber and clearly hasn't quite grasped the premise yet. On the other, Max is so caught up in his own ChosenOne fantasy that he somehow fails to notice that "Red Crow" is clearly just a wooden standee that's way too big for what is obviously Crow, then Tom, ducking in and out of it in plain sight.
118	* ImmediateSelfContradiction:
119	-->'''Crow:''' ''(as trucker)'' Like I said, I'm not high, but my dog is, and I am.
120	* InsaneTrollLogic:
121	** Will and Jim are trying to relocate displaced wildlife. They have a clear shot to tranquilize a displaced cougar--but they decide not to, and say they'll deal with the cougar later.
122	--->'''Crow:''' Yeah, let's table this for now.\
123	'''Jonah:''' It's inconceivable that a cougar would move to a different location later, so we'll be fine.
124	** Morgan shows Paul a photo of a Bigfoot sculpture.
125	--->'''Jonah:''' I accept a photo of a chainsaw sculpture as scientific ''proof!''
126	* IResembleThatRemark: Max tries to say, "Yeah, and we're good conversationalists, too!" but he stumbles over the pronunciation and has to start over several times.
127	* LaughingMad: Quite a few jokes are made about the heroes' tendency for unprovoked laughter. "HA HA HA animals are fun and funny!"
128	-->'''Jonah:''' ''(as Jim)'' My therapist says I laugh when I'm uncomfortable.
129	* LiteralistSnarking:
130	-->''[The title, ''Cry Wilderness'', appears.]''\
131	'''Crow:''' [[LiteralMinded Well, if you insist]].\
132	'''Jonah, Servo, and Crow:''' ''WILDERNESS!''
133	* MagicalNativeAmerican:
134	** Surprisingly, Jim is a pretty normal guy who subverts the trope. One of the riffs suggests his family's German and he just never bothers to correct anyone.
135	** But then the spirit of Red Hawk shows up, fitting this trope to a T. In the final host segment, Crow and Tom Servo take turns pretending to be Red Hawk to manipulate Max.
136	* MishmashMuseum: Jonah describes the Mayor's... place... as the "Museum of Cars, Scarves, and Olive-less Martinis."
137	* MisplacedWildlife: When Red Hawk refers to all the animals as his friends:
138	->'''[[MagicalNativeAmerican Red Hawk]]:''' After seven days, I had a vision. All of the animals in the forest needed me, so I got up, broke out of the cave, and I've been here since-- with my friends.
139	->'''Crow:''' ''(as the eagle sitting next to Red Hawk)'' I'm not his friend. I'm not indigenous to the area. Call the police.
140	* MissingMom:
141	-->'''Will:''' Mother [raccoon] came back for the rest of her family.\
142	'''Servo:''' ''(as Paul)'' Wait, mothers are supposed to come ''back''?
143	* MythologyGag: Jonah and the Bots attempts to manipulate Max into giving up the keys to Jonah's spaceship, just like when Joel and the Bots attempted to escape by manipulating Frank way back in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E01RocketshipXM Rocketship X-M]]''.
144	* NatureIsNotNice: The movie plays AllAnimalsAreDomesticated maddeningly straight, with characters who are supposed to be wilderness experts and park rangers treating wild animals as pets: hugging bears, chasing bobcats, cuddling raccoon kits, and similar nonsense. Jonah and the bots counteract this by quipping about how the bear would realistically disembowel Jim, and those cute raccoons would claw Paul's face off and give him rabies, and so on.
145	-->'''Crow:''' C'mere, you little disease vector.\
146	[...]\
147	'''Jonah:''' ''(as tiger)'' Ohhhh, [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh the wonderful thing about Tiggers]] is ''nothing''. We're ''tigers''. We maul things.
148	* NonIndicativeName: When "Visto International" appears in the opening credits, the riffers wonder if that's the name of the production company or [[UsefulNotes/{{Fonts}} the font]] used for the credits.
149	* ObfuscatingStupidity: Synthia starts acting normal as soon as the original Pearl leaves, suggesting that her CloneDegeneration was just an act.
150	* OffTheShelfFX: Some of the prop guns aren't terribly convincing.
151	-->'''Servo:''' You stole that gun from the shooting gallery at the State Fair.
152	* OffscreenInertia: Jonah and the bots step out of the theater. The scene cuts to Moon 13, where Kinga and Max get visited by Pearl, Observer, and Bobo. We cut back to the SOL just as Jonah and the bots are stepping back into the theater:
153	-->'''Servo:''' Man, that was ''weird''. How long did we spend in that hallway?
154	* OffscreenTeleportation: One screen transition has some characters suddenly running away from some shoreline even though they were on solid ground just before.
155	--> '''Jonah:''' Did they just run across that lake?
156	* OhNoNotAgain:
157	** "Did you hitchhike across country to meet me in the woods, again?"
158	** "Oh, I'm gonna have to wing [Paul] to stop him. Won't be the first time. BANG!"
159	* PaintedTunnelRealTrain: "I'm gonna be pissed if this tunnel turns out to be a painting by Wile E. Coyote."
160	* PreciousPuppy: Every woodland animal has an important lesson for Paul -- except for [[{{Slurpasaur}} the pack of huskies doubling as wolves]], who just want to tell him they love him.
161	* ProductPlacement:
162	** Jonah and the bots whip out their own cans of Coca-Cola and celebrate the brand during the film's prominent Coca-Cola scenes.
163	** They also suggest that Heinz ketchup paid the filmmakers... to use Hunt's ketchup.
164	** During the montage of animal stock footage, a deer encourages Paul to buy insurance from the Hartford.
165	* RageBreakingPoint: By the end, Crow gets so angry that he yells at the movie several times. Jonah has to calm him down by making him breathe into a paper bag.
166	* RandomEventsPlot: "Yeah, I guess they don't want to spend that much time on the actual plot when they could be doing ''so much more walking.''"
167	-->'''Jonah:''' ''(as Morgan)'' Think this is another dead-end distraction from the lack of a cohesive plot?\
168	'''Servo:''' ''(as Paul)'' Could be!\
169	[...]\
170	'''Jonah:''' Yeah, I get it. There's no consequences, no conflict. Just another random scene in the long series of random scenes! Thank you, movie! Thank you, life!
171	* RascallyRaccoon: Besides the ones present in the movie, Crow and Servo dress up as raccoons and proceed to wreck the place.
172	* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: Mocked when the 'Bots dress up as raccoons in Segment 2. (They're really more like {{Screwball Squirrel}}s.)
173	-->'''Crow:''' ''[knocking over a huge pile of lightbulbs]'' We are puckish woodland sprites!\
174	[...]\
175	'''Tom:''' ''[hitting a beehive (and Jonah) with a baseball bat]'' I'm a plague carrier!
176	* RunningGag:
177	** Someone shouts "Bang!" whenever Paul startles someone with a gun. Which happens a ''lot''.
178	** Jim's apparently uncontrollable jovial laughter (and Jonah-Dad's in Segment 2).
179	** Helen talking to her braid like it was a separate being.
180	* RussianReversal: During the cave-in at the abandoned mine: "In this mine, gold strikes you!"
181	* SceneryPorn: In Jonah's words: "I'll give them this: They really found some truly breathtaking vistas [[SubvertedTrope and made them incredibly boring.]]"
182	* ShakyPOVCam: Used to portray the tiger's POV, but the riffers speculate that the tiger (or the cameraman) is actually drunk.
183	* ShoutOut:
184	** "Franchise/HarryPotter [[Film/HarryAndTheHendersons and the Hendersons]]?"
185	*** "Go back to bed, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Draco]]!"
186	** [[Music/TheBeatles "Paul is dead. Check the album cover."]]
187	** A heap of ''Franchise/StarWars'' references:
188	*** [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi "Let the hatred flow through you..."]]
189	*** "[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith The Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk]]... or the state of Washington."
190	*** "Execute Order 66."
191	*** "Chewie, is that you? [[Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial Is it Life Day already?]]"
192	** "So, Paul's bunkmate is... Film/{{Powder}}?"
193	** [[Film/GoneWithTheWind "Atlanta is burning!"]]
194	** Crow mistakes Bigfoot for [[Franchise/TheMuppets Sweetums]]. [[Film/TheMuppetMovie "Hey! Hey guys, wait for me! I wanna go to Hollywood, too!"]]
195	** When the camera pans over some tree roots: "I love Music/TheRoots."
196	** "[[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Autobots, roll out!]] Sorry, that was just wishful thinking."
197	** [[Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure "Hi, Large Marge."]]
198	** "This is like if Bob Ross painted an action scene." "And just as relaxing."
199	** [[Series/TheWalkingDead "Quiet Paul. There's walkers about."]]
200	** [[MemeticMutation "Honey badger don't care."]]
201	** [[Film/{{Grease}} "Like does he have a car?"]]
202	** [[Music/RunDMC "This speech is my recital! I think it's very vital!"]]
203	** "Huh, they found the [[Series/{{Lost}} DHARMA Initiative]]."
204	** "The long-abandoned set of Creator/{{Nickelodeon}}'s ''Series/LegendsOfTheHiddenTemple''."
205	** "Come on, Paul. Humans don't belong on the Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes."
206	** [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs "Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to hunt we go!"]]
207	** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings "Are we being chased by orcs?"]]
208	** [[Film/JurassicPark "Clever girl."]]
209	** "Did they run all the way to [[Series/TheAndyGriffithShow Mayberry]]?"
210	** "Sad, really. Some poor hipster will never read the liner notes of a Music/TameImpala record ever again."
211	** "[[Music/HarryChapin And the Sasquatch in the cradle with the silver spoon...]]"
212	** "I just figured it out. They're on Film/{{Solaris}}."
213	** "What's that around your neck?" "[[Literature/TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner Albatross. It represents my guilt.]]"
214	** "Just as I thought! Fire up the Film/{{Stargate}}!"
215	** "Oh, you're not [[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]]."
216	** [[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace "I'm Garth Marenghi, and this is my Darkplace.]]"
217	** "''VideoGame/TempleRun.'' I love this game!"
218	** [[Film/TheGoonies "Goonies never say die!"]]
219	** "Film/CarnivalOfSouls Cruise Lines!"
220	** "I made it! I'm on Big Rock Candy Mountain."
221	** "Creator/AlfredHitchcock's ''[[Film/TheBirds The Bird]]''!"
222	** "Hey, this must be a dream sequence. I wonder if [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice when he wakes up he'll want to kill Superman]]."
223	** "[[Music/{{Survivor\|Band}} It's the eye of the me-ee]], [[Film/RockyIII it's the thrill of the me.]]"
224	** Jonah dubs the school "St. Dreamcrusher's Academy for Overimaginative Boys" in a nod to [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban St. Brutus's Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys]] and [[Film/XMen1 Xavier's Academy for Gifted Youngsters]].
225	** Stock Riffs:
226	*** [[Series/TheHoneymooners "One of these days, bang! Zoom!"]]
227	*** "Paul? [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E04Werewolf I loved your letter]] to the [[Literature/TheBible Corinthians.]]"
228	* SlowPacedBeginning: Discussed by the Mads: [[invoked]]
229	-->'''Max:''' Lots of shows don't get good until the fifth episode! So you spend your life watching, waiting to see why your friends love it so much. Sometimes it never happens!
230	* SpecialEffectFailure: Invoked on several occasions:
231	-->'''Jonah:''' Um, darts don't ricochet.
232	** Quite a few jokes about Bigfoot's incomplete costume.
233	--->'''Servo:''' Let's just assume it's Bigfoot, even though we can't see his face. They probably rented the suit for a week, but could only afford the mask for a day.
234	** When Will gets caught in a cave-in, with less-than-convincing rocks:
235	--->'''Crow:''' Hey! Dad's allergic to styrofoam! I gotta save him!
236	* StockFootage:
237	-->'''Servo:''' Paul, at some point in your life, you may have to resort to Website/YouTube to finish your film. That is okay.
238	* TheStoic: Observer claims to be this.
239	-->'''Observer:''' Oh, don't be sad, Kinga. Emotions are for lower lifeforms, like dogs and ''[points at Bobo]'' ''this'' guy.
240	* TakeThat:
241	** Upon first seeing Bigfoot, Crow identifies him as ''Homo erectus [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_Galifianakis galifianakis]]''. "Paul, come back! I just want you to [[WebVideo/BetweenTwoFernsWithZachGalifianakis be on my podcast]]!"
242	** "This is like ''Series/IceRoadTruckers'' only less staged."
243	** "It's a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Kinkade Thomas Kinkade]] painting come to life. So horrible..."
244	** "Geez. Did these guys do the laugh track for ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''?"
245	** "America: It seemed like a good idea at the time."
246	** "They shouldn't put tags in mesh shirts. Also, they shouldn't make mesh shirts."
247	** Upon seeing three drunk bikers in the middle of nowhere: "Oh, so ''this'' is where they're holding all the Music/GunsNRoses reunions."
248	** "If [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Short Round]] shows up, [[DrivenToSuicide I'm throwing myself out the airlock]]."
249	* {{Theremin}}: Jonah's invention exchange is a theremin cooked into a Thanksgiving turkey, so that it makes music as you carve it. The bots find this music a bit unsettling.
250	-->'''Servo:''' Yeah, really reminds you you're cutting into a once-living thing.
251	* TooDumbToLive: Paul is distressingly short on self-preservation instincts.
252	-->'''Servo:''' Great idea, kid. Hug him right at the butt of the loaded shotgun.\
253	...\
254	'''Servo:''' Son, safety tip: crouch down low and hold position near a blind corner on a steep mountain highway.\
255	...\
256	'''Crow:''' ''(as Paul)'' Adults, concerned for my safety? I've gotta get outta here!
257	* TrailersAlwaysSpoil: The Netflix thumbnail for this episode spoils the return of Pearl, Bobo and Observer.
258	* TrashOfTheTitans: The raccoons trash the kitchen, but as Jonah and the bots point out, that only happened because Will left ''all'' his food on the counter, in open containers.
259	-->'''Servo:''' Don't laugh! You guys are pigs!
260	* TropeName:
261	-->'''Synthia:''' ''[to Kinga]'' You're my favorite child-grandchild-coworker-mail-delivery-person.
262	* UnfortunateImplications: Invoked.
263	-->'''Morgan:''' ''(to Paul)'' Let's keep this a secret between you and me.\
264	'''Crow:''' It is ''never'' good when an adult says that to a kid.
265	* VisibleBoomMic: Worse. In the scene where Jim wrestles the bear, one of the cameras creeps into the right side of the shot for a few seconds. Jonah and the bots can't help but comment on the absurdity of it:
266	-->'''Jonah:''' Hey. Okay...\
267	'''Servo:''' Uh...\
268	'''Crow:''' The ''hell...?''
269	* WhatAreRecords:
270	** Remember radio? Crow doesn't, despite he and Servo [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E03TheDeadTalkBack having had their own call-in show]] at one point.
271	--->'''Crow:''' Hey Jonah, what's a radio?\
272	'''Jonah:''' It's like a podcast you can't control.
273	** Remember encyclopedias? Remember [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encarta Encarta]]? Neither do the bots, despite having ruthlessly mocked both (and preemptively predicted the rise of Website/{{Wikipedia}}) in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E20SpaceMutiny Space Mutiny]]''.
274	--->'''Crow:''' Ah yes, Wikipedia the print edition, at last.
275	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse:
276	** As noted by the guys, after Morgan is [[EyeScream blinded]] by an eagle and stumbles away, he just sort of disappears. In fact, he disappears so quickly, the riffers speculate that Morgan fell into the lake and dissolved on contact with the water.
277	** They also point out that Paul's father and Jim find a lot of displaced wildlife, which they decide to come back to later, but never do.
278	* WhatMeasureIsANonCute: Jonah and the bots imply that the movie's problem with the AllAnimalsAreDomesticated trope stems from mistaking ''cute'' for ''nice''.
279	-->'''Servo:''' ''(as a raccoon)'' Humans are coming! Quick, look cute!
280	* WholesomeCrossdresser:
281	-->'''Servo:''' ''(as Mr. Douglas)'' I had to get out of my Dame Edna drag for this!
282	* WorstWhateverEver:
283	** One early riff has Paul lament that he's attending, "The worst ninja training school ever!"
284	** They call Jim's huge, green backpack the "Worst Ninja Turtle cosplay I've ever seen."
285	* WriteWhoYouKnow: [[invoked]] Jonah and the bots spend a whole host segment speculating about ''how'' this movie came into existence. They conclude that it was instigated by the faculty of Paul's school in order to get rid of him, pitched to his wealthy father (the actor playing the mayor), and thrown together by recruiting whoever they could get their hands on to play thinly fictionalized versions of themselves.
286	* YearInsideHourOutside:
287	-->'''Crow:''' Wouldn't it be cool if Paul found out that time outside flowed much more slowly, and everyone in the mine has long since died of old age?
288	* YouDontLookLikeYou: The original Professor Bobo costume was auctioned off -- the new makeup has a somewhat more realistic but much smaller mouth.
289	----
290	->''[[TheStinger Morgan eats.]]''

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