Line #332 Recap/WouldILieToYouSeries12


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	[[folder: Episode 1]]
4	!Episode 1 (Aired 12 October 2018)
5	!!David's Team: Lucy Porter and Dion Dublin
6	!!Lee's Team: Debbie [=McGee=] and Bob Mortimer
7
8	!!!'''Home Truths'''
9	-->'''Debbie''': ''"The police once surrounded my house after I set of an alarm in my bikini bottoms."''
10	--->'''David's Team:''' True
11	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
12
13	-->'''Dion''': ''"I once sneezed so hard in my car, I set off the airbag."''
14	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
15	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
16
17	!!!'''This Is My...'''
18	-->'''Debbie:''' ''"This is Jonathan, and when he was a baby, I used to pull him out of a top hat."''
19	-->'''Bob:''' ''"This is my friend Jonathan, and I have brewed three award-winning beers with him."''
20	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Jonathan. One Sunday, the two of us spent three hours trapped in an automatic car wash."''
21	--->'''David's Team:''' Bob
22	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Bob]]
23
24	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
25	-->'''Bob:''' ''"Following advice from Chris Rea, I always crack an egg into my bath."''
26	--->'''David's Team:''' True
27	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
28
29	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Draw (2-2)]]
30	[[/folder]]
31
32	[[folder: Episode 2]]
33	!Episode 2 (Aired 19 October 2018)
34	!!David's Team: [[Series/BigBrother Rylan Clark-Neal]] and Mary Portas
35	!!Lee's Team: [[Series/TheChaseGameShow Paul Sinha]] and Sara Pascoe
36
37	!!!'''Home Truths'''
38	-->'''Rylan''': ''"I was once mugged by a fox."''
39	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
40	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
41
42	-->'''Sara''': ''"It says 'Possession': I once bought a chest of drawers for my bedroom online. I realised I'd made a terrible mistake when this arrived."'' [[note]]It's a miniature chest of drawers for a doll's house.[[/note]]
43	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
44	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
45
46	-->'''Paul''': ''"Every night, to cram in as much learning as possible, I read a book whilst simultaneously listening to a different audiobook."''
47	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
48	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
49
50	!!!'''This Is My...'''
51	-->'''Rylan:''' ''"This is Paul. Paul is my plumber, and he came over to fix a leak, but ended up cutting my hair."''
52	-->'''Mary:''' ''"This is Paul. Every Christmas, I sing carols to Paul's cows."''
53	-->'''David:''' ''"This is Paul. While browsing in a bathroom showroom, he persuaded me to hop in a tub with him to test whether it would fit him and his wife."''
54	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Mary
55	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Mary]]
56
57	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
58	-->'''Mary:''' ''"If I have learned one thing from my many years in business, it's this: 'Never trust a man in a floral shirt'."'' [[note]]Lee is wearing a floral shirt.[[/note]]
59	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
60	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
61
62	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Lee's Team (3-2)]]
63	[[/folder]]
64
65	[[folder: Episode 3]]
66	!Episode 3 (Aired 26 October 2018)
67	!!David's Team: Olivia Colman and Aston Merrygold
68	!!Lee's Team: Michaela Strachan and Jon Richardson
69
70	!!!'''Home Truths'''
71	-->'''Jon''': ''"After just one lesson, I had to give up learning the guitar, because I found my teacher too good looking."''
72	--->'''David's Team:''' True
73	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
74
75	-->'''Olivia''': ''"Possession: Whenever I need to cry in a scene, I ask the director to hold this up behind the camera. There's something about it that helps the tears to flow."'' [[note]]It's glove puppet of a cat.[[/note]]
76	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
77	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
78
79	!!!'''This Is My...'''
80	-->'''Aston:''' ''"This is Justin, and once I did a back-flip in a supermarket and landed in his trolley."'' [[note]]Aston demonstrates a back-flip as part of his story.[[/note]]
81	-->'''Olivia:''' ''"This is Justin, he is my neighbour and he has had a parcel in my hall for the last seven months, and he's here tonight because I want him to take it home."''
82	-->'''David:''' ''"This is Justin, he tried to recruit me to his underground ping-pong club after being wowed with my skills with the bat."''
83	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Olivia
84	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:David]]
85
86	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
87	-->'''Aston:''' ''"A bodyguard once rushed me to safety after a fan went to extreme lengths to get into my hotel room."''
88	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
89	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
90
91	-->'''Lee:''' ''"I once refused to help a hang glider who had become tangled in a tree, because, two hours earlier, he had been rude to me in a car park."''
92	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
93	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
94
95	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:David's Team (4-1)]]
96
97	[[/folder]]
98
99	[[folder: Episode 4]]
100	!Episode 4 (Aired 2 November 2018)
101	!!David's Team: Big Narstie and [[Series/TheGreatBritishBakeOff Prue Leith]]
102	!!Lee's Team: Tomasz Schafernaker and [[{{Series/Gogglebox}} Scarlett Moffatt]]
103
104	!!!'''Home Truths'''
105	-->'''Scarlett''': ''"I once kept a fish in Ribena."''
106	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
107	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
108
109	-->'''Tomasz''': ''"Until my mid-thirties, I had no idea that lambs were, in fact, baby sheep."''
110	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
111	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
112
113	!!!'''This Is My...'''
114	-->'''Tomasz:''' ''"This is Zoe, and while handing her a prize at the UK Weather Awards, I was struck on the head by a perspex lightning bolt."''
115	-->'''Scarlett:''' ''"This is [[Main/OopNorth me old flatmate]] Zoe. We once discovered we'd been burgled when we arrived home dressed as burglars."''
116	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Zoe. Together, we formed a search party and scoured a campsite by torchlight for a missing cuddly frog."''
117	--->'''David's Team:''' Tomasz
118	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Scarlett]]
119
120	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
121	-->'''David:''' ''"Last year, at a village fete, I won a welly boot throwing competition, and appeared in the local paper with the caption '[[Franchise/FlashGordon Fling the Merciless]]'."''
122	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
123	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
124
125	-->'''Narstie:''' ''"It says 'Possession', [[Main/SelfDeprecation but I was young! I was young!]] This is an Ukabong. Me and my cousins would each make an Ukabong to play the Narstie family game, Ukabong."'' [[note]]It's a sock with more socks stuffed into the end. Rob also gives one to David, then to everyone else on the panel.[[/note]]
126	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
127	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
128
129	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Lee's Team (5-0)]]
130
131	[[/folder]]
132
133	[[folder: Episode 5]]
134	!Episode 5 (Aired 9 November 2018)
135	!!David's Team: Jonnie Peacock and [[Series/EastEnders Shaun Williamson]]
136	!!Lee's Team: [[Music/SpiceGirls Emma Bunton]] and Jo Brand
137
138	!!!'''Home Truths'''
139	-->'''Jo''': ''"At school, I once rubbed stinging nettles all over my face and told my teacher I was ill so I could go meet a boy in a graveyard."''
140	--->'''David's Team:''' True
141	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
142
143	-->'''Shaun''': ''"I once stole the shirt off a scarecrow in order to get into a nightclub."''
144	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
145	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
146
147	-->'''Emma''': ''"When the Spice Girls stayed in hotels, we played a special game to test who was the bravest."''
148	--->'''David's Team:''' True
149	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
150
151	!!!'''This Is My...'''
152	-->'''Shaun:''' ''"This is Shabs, I keep my chicken drumsticks in his nuclear bunker."''
153	-->'''Jonnie:''' ''"This is Shabs, and he used to regularly park cars on my foot to stop me going anywhere."''[[note]]Jonnie clarifies that it was his prosthetic foot.[[/note]]
154	-->'''David:''' ''"This is Shabs and he's taught his parrot to say "Nice shoes, Dave," whenever I enter his cobbler's."''
155	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Jonnie
156	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Jonnie]]
157
158	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
159	-->'''Lee:''' ''"Possession: This is my lucky dice. I can always a roll a six with it in three goes."''
160	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
161	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
162
163	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Lee's Team (3-2)]]
164	[[/folder]]
165
166	[[folder: Episode 6]]
167	!Episode 6 (Aired 23 November 2018)
168	!!David's Team: Richard Osman and Diane Morgan
169	!!Lee's Team: [[Series/TopGear Rory Reid]] and [[Series/ThisCountry Daisy May Cooper]]
170
171	!!!'''Home Truths'''
172	-->'''Richard:''' ''"Instead of Main/RockPaperScissors, I prefer to play my own version of the game, which is Worm-Pigeon-Shotgun."''
173	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
174	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
175
176	-->'''Rory:''' ''"I am in an ongoing feud with a cat who walked a hundred miles to torment me."''
177	--->'''David's Team:''' True
178	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
179
180	!!!'''This Is My...'''
181	-->'''Rory:''' ''"This is Jamie, and after a mixup in a tattoo parlour, we have each others' tattoo."''
182	-->'''Daisy:''' ''"This is my ex-boyfriend Jamie, and I used to put sleeping pills in my parents' tea so could I sneak him into the house."''
183	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Jamie. Whilst staying at an Airbnb, I mistook him for an intruder and attacked him with a whisk."''
184	--->'''David's Team:''' Daisy
185	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Daisy]]
186
187	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
188	-->'''Lee:''' ''"I was genuinely invited to [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Harry]] and [[Creator/MeghanMarkle Meghan]]'s wedding today, but I said no, because I had to come here and do [[Series/WouldILieToYou this]]."''[[note]]This episode was recorded on 19 May 2018, the day of the Royal Wedding; the audience confirm this when prompted by Rob.[[/note]]
189	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
190	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie [[note]]Although Lee and the production team make "True" come up on the screens initially in order to provoke a reaction from Rob and David.[[/note]]]]
191
192	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:David's Team (4-0)]]
193	[[/folder]]
194
195	[[folder: Episode 7 (Christmas Special)]]
196	!Episode 7 - Christmas Special (Aired 24 December 2018)
197	!!David's Team: Music/LilyAllen and Noddy Holder
198	!!Lee's Team: Siân Gibson and James Acaster
199
200	!!!'''Home Truths'''
201	-->'''Noddy:''' ''"One December night, while dressed as Joseph, I had to shove a donkey off a country lane."''
202	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
203	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
204
205	-->'''James:''' ''"One Christmas, on hearing I wasn't going to get the present I wanted, I tried to drown myself in protest."''
206	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
207	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
208
209	!!!'''This Is My...'''
210	-->'''Siân:''' ''"This is Jerry, and he was the policeman who came to investigate when I was heard screaming during a Christmas game of Twister."''
211	-->'''James:''' ''"This is Jerry. He's the fireman who every Boxing Day soaks me with water during a festive game of Squirt."''
212	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Jerry, he's the paramedic who ticked me off last Christmas after I landed my drone in his ambulance."''
213	--->'''David's Team:''' James
214	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:James]]
215
216	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
217	-->'''Lily:''' ''"Until last year, I believed that reindeer were fictional creatures like unicorns until my six-year-old daughter told me the truth."''
218	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
219	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
220
221	-->'''David:''' ''"Possession: Last Christmas, my brother bought me this iPad. I've never turned it on, but I have used it to kill a wasp and carry three mugs of hot chocolate."''
222	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
223	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
224
225	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Lee's Team (4-1)]]
226	[[/folder]]
227
228	[[folder: Episode 8]]
229	!Episode 8 (Aired 11 January 2019)
230	!!David's Team: [[Series/MadeInChelsea Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo]] and Ronan Keating
231	!!Lee's Team: Ellie Taylor and Rhod Gilbert
232
233	!!!'''Home Truths'''
234	-->'''Toff:''' ''"I instructed Deliveroo to block my orders after my bacon sandwich addiction got out of hand."''
235	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
236	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
237
238	-->'''Ronan:''' ''"As part of my vocal warmup, in the hour before any Boyzone show, instead of speaking, I would insist on singing everything I had to say."''
239	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
240	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
241
242	-->'''Rhod:''' ''"For one month, I chose to sleep on the streets, rather than talk to the people I was supposed to be living with."''
243	--->'''David's Team:''' True
244	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
245
246	!!!'''This Is My...'''
247	-->'''Ronan:''' ''"This is Maria. She is the Boyzone competition winner that, 20 years ago, won the duvet from my bed."''
248	-->'''Toff:''' ''"So, this is Maria. She works for my new business venture selling clip-on earrings for dogs."''
249	-->'''David:''' ''"This is Maria and she once gave me a ginger nut when I came over all queasy on a glass-bottomed boat."''
250	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Ronan
251	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Ronan]]
252
253	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
254	-->'''Ellie:''' ''"When I worked as an estate agent, if the person I was showing around the house didn't seem interested, I'd tell them Noel Edmonds was born there."''
255	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
256	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
257
258	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Lee's Team (3-2)]]
259	[[/folder]]
260
261	[[folder: Episode 9]]
262	!Episode 9 (Aired 18 January 2019)
263	!!David's Team: Alex Jones and Rachel Parris
264	!!Lee's Team: Stacey Dooley and Henning Wehn
265
266	!!!'''Home Truths'''
267	-->'''Alex:''' ''"On a recent trip to the zoo, my bag was hijacked by a one-armed monkey."''
268	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
269	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
270
271	-->'''Henning:''' ''"As a kid, my parents denied me chocolate, so every Easter, I had to run around and hunt the Easter onion."''
272	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
273	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
274
275	!!!'''This Is My...'''
276	-->'''Rachel:''' ''"This is Oliver. He once came to my rescue when I jumped off a bridge by mistake."''
277	-->'''Alex:''' ''"This is Oliver, and I once took a worm into the D.I.Y. store where Oliver works, and asked him to colour-match some paint to it."''
278	-->'''David:''' ''"This is Oliver, and we've become friends since he was cast as me in the German version of ''Series/PeepShow''."''
279	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Alex
280	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Rachel]]
281
282	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
283	-->'''Stacey:''' ''"I was once so cold, I shivered my skirt off."''
284	--->'''David's Team:''' True
285	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
286
287	-->'''Lee:''' ''"I once got my head stuck in a set of railings whilst trying to show my kids how I once got my head stuck in a set of railings."''
288	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
289	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
290
291	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:David's Team (5-0)]]
292	[[/folder]]
293
294	[[folder: Episode 10 (Unseen Bits)]]
295	!Unseen Bits (Aired 24 January 2019)
296
297	!!!'''Home Truths'''
298	-->'''Jon Richardson:''' ''"At home, if I need to remember to do something, I will put my slippers on the wrong feet and won't swap them back until I've done it."''
299	--->'''David's Team:''' True
300	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
301
302	-->'''Diane Morgan:''' ''"Possession: Every time I lose a tooth, I put it in a pot. This is that pot."''
303	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
304	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
305
306	-->'''Bob Mortimer:''' ''"My first taste of fame was when the local newspaper dubbed me the Cockroach King."''
307	--->'''David's Team:''' True
308	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
309
310	-->'''Emma Bunton:''' ''"When I was Baby Spice I mainly just ate babyfood."''
311	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
312	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
313
314	-->'''David:''' ''"I can walk from my house to the corner shop on only one gulp of air, and regularly do so, just for fun."''
315	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
316	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
317
318	-->'''Henning Wehn:''' ''"I once presented a woman at work with what I now realise was a deeply inappropriate gift."''[[note]]Henning claims that the gift was a dustpan and brush.[[/note]]
319	--->'''David's Team:''' True
320	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
321
322	-->'''Jo Brand:''' ''"I was once favourite to win an athletics event, but ended up coming last after an incident in a toilet cubicle."''
323	--->'''David's Team:''' True
324	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
325
326	-->'''Lucy Porter:''' ''"I once continued with a first date even though I'd been sick in my handbag."''
327	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
328	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
329	[[/folder]]
330
331	[[folder: Episode 11 (The Best Bits)]]
332	!The Best Bits (Aired 31 January 2019)
333
334	-->'''Georgia Toffolo:''' ''"I instructed Deliveroo to block my orders after my bacon sandwich addiction got out of hand."'' ''[Previously seen in episode 8]''
335
336	-->'''Bob Mortimer:''' ''"Following advice from Chris Rea, I always crack an egg into my bath."'' ''[Previously seen in episode 1]''
337
338	-->'''Alex Jones:''' ''"On a recent trip to the zoo, my bag was hijacked by a one-armed monkey."'' ''[Previously seen in episode 9]''
339
340	-->'''Shaun Williamson''': ''"I once stole the shirt off a scarecrow in order to get into a nightclub."'' ''[Previously seen in episode 5]''
341
342	-->'''Big Narstie:''' ''"Possession: This is an Ukabong. Me and my cousins would each make an Ukabong to play the Narstie family game, Ukabong."'' ''[Previously seen in episode 4]''
343
344	-->'''Lee Mack:''' ''"I was genuinely invited to Harry and Meghan's wedding today, but I said no, because I had to come here and do [[Series/WouldILieToYou this]]."'' ''[Previously seen in episode 6]''
345

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