Line #75 Quotes/WhatTheHellPlayer


1	[[AC:Literature]]
2	->You're still here? [[RefusalOfTheCall You're still walking out of the door]]. You [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] chicken. You yellow-livered wimp. I'm disgusted. Deep down, underneath it all, you're nothing. You're not worth bothering with. You'll have something like a life. It'll drift past quickly. Things will happen. Things won't. You meet people, lose touch. You grow up, get a job, get married, have kids, grow old, die. And serves you right.
3	->'''And so on.'''
4	-->--''Literature/LifesLottery''
5
6	->''As gamemaster, I can see across alternate timelines, and dude, this isn't even the first time you've killed everyone in the entire town. It is the first time you camped out in one room and killed them as they walked in, which was easier than the alternative, I guess, but it really seems like maybe you’ve got some issues you maybe want to work out? Maybe there are some things you want to address? Perhaps some impulses within you should be brought to light, just maybe?? [[BreakingTheFourthWall AND HERE I’M KINDA REFERRING TO YOU, THE READER, IN REAL LIFE??]] ...[[SubvertedTrope Naw, I’m just kidding]], fantasy is awesome because you can do whatever you want and not get in trouble. Kill ’em all, m’lady!!''
7	-->-- '''Narrator''', ''Literature/ToBeOrNotToBeThatIsTheAdventure''
8
9	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
10	->''THIS IS [[Series/WheelOfFortune WHEEL OF FORTUNE,]] JOE!''
11	-->-- '''Pat Sajak''', after a contestant notoriously guessed "A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS" on a puzzle.
12
13	[[AC:Video Games]]
14	->''"You said you didn't need help, so you're on your own until you get inside!"''
15	->''"I'm still not helping you, so go away!"''
16	->''"This isn't funny now, stop calling me!"''
17	->''"This is your last warning, don't do it again!"''
18	->''"You asked for this, I'm erasing your Game Pak! 3... 2... 1..."''
19	-->-- '''Bottles''', ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie''
20
21	->''"STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING!!"''
22	-->-- '''Gale''' if the player continuously licks a dead spider, ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII''
23
24	->''"'''YOU''' '''''IDIOT!'''''"''
25	-->-- '''Revolver Ocelot,''' in a nonstandard Game Over, ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''
26
27	->''You could have prevented everything. Instead you made me into this!''
28	-->-- '''John Doe''', if you refuse to trust him, driving him to become [[spoiler:the villainous [[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]]]], ''VideoGame/BatmanTheTelltaleSeries''
29
30	->''You foolishly chose to protect the most evil mortal in Ferren Woods. [[NonStandardGameOver You will pay with your life.]]''
31	-->-- '''The demon children''', if you save Judge Dixon, ''VideoGame/BloodwingsPumpkinheadsRevenge''
32
33	->''"Are you serious?"''
34	-->-- ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare2019'', if you shoot a baby twice
35
36	->''"Those tanks aren't so scary! ... [--Sir, are you fucking drunk?--]"''
37	-->-- '''Infantry trooper''' when ordered to attack a tank, ''VideoGame/CompanyOfHeroes''
38
39	->''[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall You're a real piece of work, aren't you?]]''
40	-->-- '''Dialogue box''' if you [[GroinAttack castrate]] a [[WouldHurtAChild child]], ''VideoGame/CrusaderKingsII''
41
42	->''"Where have you been? I'm in pain here!"''
43	-->-- '''Willis''' if you run out on him while he's burned, ''D.M. Dinwiddie, Physician-in-Training''
44
45	->'''Bernard:''' Sometimes I do stupid stuff and I don't even know why, as if my body were being controlled by some demented, [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential sadistic]] puppet master.\
46	'''Weird Ed:''' Well, we all feel that way sometimes.
47	-->-- ''VideoGame/DayOfTheTentacle''
48
49	->CONGRATULATIONS! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere You just lost your sponsors!]]
50	-->-- '''A sign''' in ''VideoGame/DaytonaUSA'' at the end of a dead-end on the Advanced course that you have to go out of your way to drive into
51
52	->''"You let Kara and Alice die...How could you do that?..You could've saved them..."''
53	-->-- '''Chloe''', ''VideoGame/DetroitBecomeHuman''
54
55	->''"Markus was our only hope... and you let him die... What will happen to our people now?"''
56	-->-- '''Chloe''', ''VideoGame/DetroitBecomeHuman''
57
58	->You've doomed our kind! You monster!
59	-->-- '''Zombie in Threed''', ''VideoGame/EarthBound1994''
60
61	->''"You just ate your [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[AutoCannibalism toe!]]"''
62	-->-- ''VideoGame/Fallout2'', if the player cuts off and eats their, through radiation, newly acquired sixth toe.
63
64	->''"My son, I know it is fun to shoot people, but if you kill all the good guys, you'll never complete your mission. You lose points, too!"''
65	-->-- '''Odin''', ''VideoGame/GodOfThunder''
66
67	->Wait, ''what'', you're back ''already''? Hey, my list says that you barely made it out of here before you [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist died]]! Were you even trying? Because if you were, why, maybe you need to try a whole lot ''harder'' than that next time!
68	-->-- '''Hypnos''', ''VideoGame/{{Hades}}''
69
70	->''Damaged materials with negligible value. You made a mistake, and this is the result.''
71	-->-- '''Scrap description''', ''Videogame/HardspaceShipbreaker''
72
73	->We haven't killed anyone, you have.
74	-->-- '''[[spoiler:Blonde Janitor]]''', ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami''
75
76	-> What are you doing bringing crazy Reuban down here?! Get rid of him, or I'll quit!
77	-->-- Col. Leo Kelly, ''VideoGame/JaggedAlliance''
78
79	->No, no, no, no, no, no, no! How about saving the prince before you leave? Like, is this game titled "Jill Leaves Level 14 Without Saving the Prince," or what??!?
80	-->-- In-game prompt, ''VideoGame/JillOfTheJungle'', Episode 3: "Jill Saves the Prince"
81
82	->''"Guess what? You got it for free. Do you feel proud of yourself?"''
83	-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'', if you manage to steal an item from a shop.[[note]]The game will also change your name to "Thief", and if you enter the same shop afterwards, the shopkeeper will [[ShopliftAndDie kill you on the spot]].[[/note]]
84
85	->''"HEY! You've got some nerve waking up a sleeping stranger. And... WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CREEP!"''
86	-->-- '''Parcy''' if '''[[TheHero Link]]''' wakes her up while [[{{Streaking}} wearing nothing but boxers]], ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''
87
88	->''"Master Link... As you are well aware, we Sheikah have a deeply twisted history with that mask you're wearing. Some even feel a rush of fear just looking at it. Out of respect for that, would you mind terribly taking it off while in our village? Please?"''
89	-->-- '''Paya''' if Link talks to her wearing [[ApocalypseCult Yiga Clan]] armor, ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom''
90
91	->You get real close to yourself. You freaking moron.
92	-->-- ''Legends of the Jedi'''s response to the command "approach self"
93
94	->''You easily give away the hopes of the free world! Way to go, traitor! Next time, you'd better hang on to your onklunk!''
95	-->-- '''Narrator''', if you type in "give onklunk", in ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry2LookingForLoveInSeveralWrongPlaces''
96
97	->[[BreakingTheFourthWall Hey! Yeah, you!]] I'm down here busting my ass while you sit on yours, watching me jump around? How is ''that'' fair?
98	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''', ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''
99
100	->''"Boss, have you lost your mind?! Maybe you're not the Big Boss we hoped for after all."''
101	-->-- '''Ocelot''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain'', if you kill one of your men at Mother Base
102
103	->If I had seen the life that my sons so callously destroyed, would I had left him stranded without hope? Would I have sacrificed his dreams, to claim my own?
104	-->-- '''Atrus''', in one [[BittersweetEnding ending]] to ''VideoGame/MystIIIExile''
105
106	->[[PresidentEvil President Wallace]] has crossed the Rubicon and done the unthinkable: he has forced school segregation on every states of the union. Blacks and Northern Progressives are furious at this new oppression, and even many of his supporters believe [[MoralEventHorizon he may have gone too far this time.]] Wallace won on a states right platform, and this new act flies in the face of the entire concept of state autonomy. Mass rallies are already forming in Northern cities and outbreaks of racial violence are being reported accross the country as [[ANaziByAnyOtherName Yockeyite vigilantes]] attempt to make "citizen arrests" on black children as they go to class.
107	->[[red:Was it worth it, Mr. President?]]
108	-->-- '''Text of the national spirit "Universal Segregation"''', ''VideoGame/TheNewOrderLastDaysOfEurope''
109
110	->''"Whose side are you on anyway?"''
111	-->-- '''Kelly''', if you let Sarah bite her, ''VideoGame/NightTrap''
112
113	->''"I must say that I had placed the blindest of confidences, the solidest of hopes and the most sincere belief in you. We can well say that I have erred to the bones. But the real betrayer is rather the one who lies beyond the eye of the cat. What have you done, <Player Name>? Is the opaque mist of the sceneristic frame really your excuse for [[spoiler:killing wife and child]]? You have not purified this place. You have destroyed, eradicated it. You have immersed it into a pristine nothingness."''
114	-->-- '''The Judge''', ''VideoGame/{{OFF}}''
115
116	->''Are you letting the enemies flee? Kindness leads to defeat on the battlefield.''
117	-->-- '''[[MissionControl Eshiria Portman]]''', if you let a few enemies escape in Stage 6, ''VideoGame/RaidenV''
118
119	->'''Drink [[GargleBlaster a Hellacious Brew]]'''\
120	''Do Not Do This Thing. Hell Zone is not a tourist resort. It is a bad place. You'll need to be at least slightly unhinged already to even think about putting this in your mouth.''
121	-->-- ''Rat Sending Simulator [=2kXX=]''
122
123	->'''Drink a Hellacious Brew'''\
124	''You've already been to Hell Zone! Why do you want to go back? What possible reason can you even have? What are you ''doing''?''
125	-->-- ''Rat Sending Simulator [=2kXX=]''
126
127	->''Bad idea.''
128	-->-- ''VideoGame/ShadowPresident'', if you choose to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill drop thousands of nukes]] [[KickTheDog on a neutral country]]
129
130	->''"[[TakeThat Hey, Tom Brady. You wanna play the game or do you just wanna be known as a smug cheating bitch the rest of your life?]]"''
131	-->-- '''Eric Cartman''' if you engage in SequenceBreaking, ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''
132
133	->Do you feel like a hero yet?\
134	How many Americans have you killed today?\
135	The US military does not condone the killing of unarmed combatants. [[MurderSimulators But this isn't real, so why should you care?]]\
136	To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your government is heroic. [[SarcasmMode To kill for entertainment is harmless.]]\
137	[[BlatantLies You are still a good person.]]\
138	If you were a better person, you wouldn't be here.
139	-->-- Loading Screen "tips," ''VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine''
140
141	->None of this would've happened if you had just ''stopped.''
142	-->-- '''Konrad''', ''VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine''
143
144	->'''Lugo:''' This is ''your'' fault, ''goddammit!''[[note]]He's pointing not at [[PlayerCharacter Walker]], but [[AddressingThePlayer the camera]], by the way.[[/note]]\
145	'''Adams''': Stop right there, Lugo.\
146	'''Lugo:''' He wouldn't listen!\
147	'''Adams:''' We didn't have a choice!\
148	'''Lugo:''' HE TURNED US INTO ''FUCKING KILLERS!''
149	-->-- ''VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine'', after [[MoralEventHorizon the white phosphorus incident]]
150
151	->''"But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are very powerful."''
152	-->-- '''Narrator''', ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''
153
154	-> ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness This one's free]].'' '''Don't do it.'''
155	-->-- '''Q''', ''VideoGame/StarTrekBorg'', if you attempt to [[TooDumbToLive link the Borg circuit to the ship's computer]]
156
157	->'''Toadstool''': Mario! The Chancellor is WAITING...! We're going back now, right?!\
158	''(Player selects "No")''\
159	'''Mallow''': Mario! The Chancellor must be worried sick about us. You saw him before! C'mon, let's GO.\
160	''(Player selects "NO!")''\
161	'''Geno''': Mario! If we don't get the Princess back, WE'LL be chaarged with kidnapping! Let's go!\
162	''(Player selects "NO!")''\
163	'''Bowser''': Mario! [[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou No one, NO ONE is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME!]] [[RightForTheWrongReasons It just wouldn't be right!]] Let's take her back to the Mushroom Kingdom, where she belongs!\
164	''(Player selects "Forget it")''\
165	''(The other four characters inaudibly shout at Mario)''\
166	'''???''': Enough already!
167	-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG''
168
169	->''"This action does not have my consent!"''
170	-->-- '''Karl Franz''', if the player tries to move him to an unreachable location, ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''
171
172	->Heheheheh.\
173	You just can't get enough, can you!?\
174	...\
175	How many more times will you kill her?\
176	Ha ha ha ha ha...\
177	''You disgusting animal.''\
178	''You didn't even TRY to spare her.'' ''EvilLaugh, then leaves''
179	-->-- '''[[BigBad Flowey]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', if you kill [[spoiler:Toriel]], [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential then reset and do it again]]
180
181	->[[EvenEvilHasStandards Wow, you're utterly repulsive.]]\
182	You spared her life...\
183	Then you decided that just wasn't interesting enough for you.\
184	So you murdered her [[ForTheEvulz just to see what would happen.]]\
185	You killed her out of boredom.\
186	''Truly disgusting...''\
187	Hee hee...
188	-->-- '''[[BigBad Flowey]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', if you spare [[spoiler:Toriel]], [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential then reset and kill her]].
189
190	-> Seems like you're gonna fight [[spoiler:my brother]] pretty soon. Here's some friendly advice. If you keep going the way you are now... \
191	...\
192	''You're gonna have a bad time. ''
193	-->-- '''[[spoiler:Sans the skeleton[[note]]The speech is in AllLowercaseLetters, but it is written in proper case here to prevent an InterfaceSpoiler.[[/note]]]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', if you're on a "No Mercy" run.
194
195	-> Sadistically, you've poured out all the water right in front of Undyne's eyes.
196	-->-- Narrator, ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', if you pour out all the water from the cooler without giving any to Undyne when she collapses after chasing you into Hotland.
197
198	->Fighter ships from the [[TheFederation Argon Federation]] are now being launched. They have orders to kill.
199	-->-- '''Announcer''', ''VideoGame/{{X}}3: Terran Conflict''
200
201	-> ''"Oi! Nutter!" / "Stupid!" / "You traitor!"''
202	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Worms}}'', if you cause a friendly fire.
203
204	->''"Are you talking to me? On my show? I don't think so. Why don't you take a look at your score huh? Fuck me? No. Fuck you. (Takes away $50,000)"''
205	-->-- '''Nate Shapiro''', if you type in "Fuck you", ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack''
206
207	->''You... you're not really this evil, right?''
208	->''Trading the lives of over a dozen innocent men for your own profit is a pretty damn awful thing to do.''
209	->''But you ''can'' change that.''
210	->''All it takes is going back and doing something different, even a little.''
211	->''If you think that you could be a better person, you could always try again. Otherwise, this is...''
212	->''The End!''
213	-->-- ''Dysmorph: A Sinful Story of Change'' (Ending 17: A Deal With The Devil)
214
215	-> ''"You fell in battle to... Your own Foolishness"''
216	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Deepwoken}}'''s death message if you try to intimidate Akira with less than 100 Charisma.
217
218	->''"Come on now, don't get discouraged."''
219	-->-- ''VideoGame/PeasantsQuest'', if you type in any profanity.
220
221	->''"That wasn't very smart. You're dead. Thanks for playing."''
222	-->-- ''VideoGame/PeasantsQuest'', if you [[PressXToDie type in "die"]]
223
224	->''"Guys, that manager could have been of use!"''
225	-->--'''[[MissionControl Shade]]''', if a heister kills the manager in ''Dirty Ice'' before the Multi-Tag Scanner becomes accessible, ''VideoGame/PAYDAY3''
226
227	->“yeah…you know what? screw this. i’m out. that was messed up.”
228	-->-- [[PlayerCharacter the protagonist]] in VideoGame/Kindergarten2 after you [[MicrowaveTheDog microwave a cat.]]
229
230	-> '''Cif, ZERO Prosecutor:''' The accursed has repeatedly succumbed to lascivious actions. ''x'' times to be exact. Such deeds would be appalling enough in the mortal realm. But to exercise such vulgar behaviour in Lord Add's domain... The insolence of mortals knows no bounds. We propose the accursed should be punished accordingly. \
231	'''Bee, ZERO Defense:''' Hold up a minute! You see, this was just a... Umm... While it may look quite bad at first, actually... They... [[{{Touche}} Yeah, I'm not gonna even try arguing this one.]] Lock them up, sis! \
232	'''ZERO Judge:''' Stranger, how do you respond to these allegations? \
233	''(If the player pleads guilty...)'' \
234	'''ZERO Judge:''' You are foolish indeed. But at least you're an honest fool. Continue your journey, stranger. Your day of absolution will come in time. Until then... Pray we'll never meet again.
235	--> -- ''VideoGame/VoidStranger'', if the player repeatedly [[JigglePhysics jiggles Tail's breasts]]
236
237	[[AC:Web Original]]
238	->The Shooter's Ball's the main event, as everybody knows;\
239	Just a shame this year it came to such an early close.\
240	It seemed like it would last all night, at least from six to six,\
241	But [[VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine Miss White Phosphorus]] showed up and [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone made us feel like dicks]].
242	-->-- ''WebVideo/JimAndYahtzeesRhymedownSpectacular'', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/7695-Confessions-of-a-Game-Reviewer "The Shooter's Ball"]]
243
244	->If you take Razzly into battle against the Hydra, she discovers afterwards that [[MonsterIsAMommy the creature was pregnant]] and performs a postmortem caesarian section, preserving the species from extinction and saving the forest. If you leave her out of her team, the Hydra's young are stillborn and [[GaiasLament the marshes become uninhabitable]]. With their home destroyed, Hydra Marsh's humanoid residents pack their things, hit the road, and attempt to conquer Razzly's home on Water Dragon Isle for themselves, [[DrivenToVillainy taking after the example]] of El Nido's colonialist humans. Razzly's sister is killed during the struggle, but the invaders are defeated. Afterwards, you get to sit there and take it while they tell you what an unconscionable monster you are for driving them to do this, and that the responsibility for their dislocation and decimation is all on your head. Letting events play out this way is the only way to acquire Razzly's level 7 tech, which is a component of one of the two triple techs in the entire game. Saving or harvesting one of the Little Sisters in ''VideoGame/BioShock1'' only to reap the same rewards either way hardly compares to the burden of a decision like this.
245	-->-- '''[[https://www.socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=cross Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/ChronoCross''
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