Line #62 Quotes/TheNapoleon


1	!!!RealLife
2	->''I still lack to a considerable degree that naturally superior kind of manner that I would dearly like to possess.''
3	-->--'''UsefulNotes/HeinrichHimmler'''
4
5	->''[[UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini Mussolini]] is the biggest bluff in Europe. If Mussolini would have me taken out and shot tomorrow morning I would still regard him as a bluff.''
6	-->--'''Creator/ErnestHemingway'''
7
8	->They keep calling me a dwarf, [[TakeThat but I'm taller than Sarkozy and Putin]].
9	-->--'''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi Silvio Berlusconi]]''', [[https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2008/apr/20/italy in 2008]]
10
11	->Observe how cleverly [[Creator/WSomersetMaugham Maugham]], while arranging the statues of the writers he has chosen to grace his special pantheon, will chop off a head here, a pair of legs there, a couple of feet, or arms, as suits his purpose so that finally, only a certain short, wizened man of letters, Maugham himself, is left standing erect; whole and complete, towering over them all.
12	-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''
13
14	->Seriously, if we all perish in a nuclear Holocaust because of [[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea this ass backwards, piddly shit little country]], I'll be mad. If I'm gonna get nuked, it better damn well be by a Russian. The apocalypse deserves better than Kim Jong Un.
15	-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2013/04/make-it-stop-the-worst-of-the-week-of-040513.html Drew Magary]]''', ''Make It Stop''
16
17	->Dan Snyder looks like every [[PoesLaw 80s comedy villain]] poured into a five foot mold.
18	-->--'''''Deadspin''''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-washington-redskins-1629678313 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Washington Redskins"]]
19
20	->Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Creator/DannyDeVito, there’s only me to play them.
21	-->--'''Creator/BobHoskins'''
22
23	->When Music/JustinBieber’s Calvin Klein underoos ads hit the internet on Tuesday, I think we can agree that our eyes were assaulted by two things: the face of a bratty toddler trying desperately to look “all growed up”, and Photoshop. [[DateMyAvatar So much Photoshop.]] It was so cartoonish, I was convinced Justin was just standing behind one of those old timey muscleman cut-outs at the beach.\
24	And it looks like everyone’s Photoshop suspicions might have been right... Said source also described Bieber as “basically a douche” who kept hitting on model Lara Stone until she made a crack about him being a “child”. The source goes on to say that during the shoot, [[MyGreatestFailure Canada’s shame]] kept mentioning that he wanted them to make him look “taller and buff”. Awww that’s cute. I think we can all remember being at that age where you stand on your tippy-toes every time your mom goes to measure your height against the wall because you want to look soooo big.\
25	A larger (HA!) pic of Justin Bieber’s before shot is after the cut, so grab your magnifying glasses and let’s Inspector Clouseau this shit.
26	-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/09/this-is-apparently-justin-biebers-calvin-klein-ad-before-they-went-overboard-with-the-photoshop/ DListed]]'''''
27
28	->Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
29	-->--'''[[http://ostracizedpoodle.tumblr.com/post/59465550618/short-people-are-closer-to-the-ground-and-closer ostracizedpoodle]]''', ''Website/{{Tumblr}}''
30
31	!!!Fiction
32	->'''Marina:''' Pearl, I'm guessing you're Team [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Star]]?\
33	'''Pearl:''' What?! No way. [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Mushroom]] for life!\
34	'''Marina:''' Oh, really? I thought maybe you wouldn't want to, uh, admit...\
35	'''Pearl:''' ADMIT WHAT?!\
36	'''Marina:''' Um... Just, uh... You know, that you're not... Eh... Big...enough...already?
37	-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''
38
39	->Yeah, I'm short alright... AND SO'S MY TEMPER!!!
40	-->-- '''Tiff''', ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa''
41
42	->"My game plan all my life has been to demand acceptance of this," a vague wave down the length, or shortness, of his body, "because I was a smart-ass little bastard who could think rings around the opposition, and prove it time after time.
43	-->-- '''Miles Vorkosigan''', ''Literature/MirrorDance''
44
45	->What a jerk! I swear, that Napoleon must have some kind of complex or something.
46	-->-- '''Abraham Lincoln''', ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''
47
48	->You know what they say: tiny man, huge ego.
49	-->-- '''Nigel''', ''Literature/TheDevilWearsPrada''
50
51	->I just remembered... my father often tried to make himself taller. Whenever times were hard, my father would try to make himself taller. When he got downsized, when the debt collectors came calling, when the company went out of business, he tried to make himself taller. My mother also tried to make herself taller that one time...
52	-->-- '''Kafuka''' ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei''
53
54	->Bond always mistrusted short men. They grew up from childhood with an inferiority complex. All their lives they would strive to be big - bigger than the others who had teased them as a child. Napoleon had been short, and Hitler. It was the short men that caused all the trouble in the world.
55	-->-- '''Creator/IanFleming''', ''Literature/{{Goldfinger}}''
56
57	->'''Stephen:''' Why are so many great men short?\
58	'''David:''' Are they, really?\
59	'''Stephen:''' David...you hit the nail on the head.
60	-->-- ''Series/{{QI}}''
61
62	->I don't have a Napoleon complex, ''Napoleon'' had a ''me'' complex! Don't cross me!
63	-->-- '''Dr. Diminutive''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
64
65	->DON'T CALL ME SMALL! [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!]]
66	-->-- '''Edward Elric''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''
67
68	->Ready, little man?
69	-->-- '''Android 18''' to '''Vegeta''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ''
70
71	->'''Jeice:''' 'M not ''that'' short, Cap'n.\
72	'''Captain Ginyu:''' Oh, don't go all "Vegeta" on me.
73	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
74
75	->''Is that a short joke?!''
76	-->--'''Veigar''''s CatchPhrase from ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''
77
78	->''Ya pet named me Napoleon/I was proud 'till I got the reason why!''
79	-->..'''Music/{{Edguy}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY3LRpsTbg0 ''Trinidad'']]
80
81	->'''Vi:''' [King Hector IV]'s sure packing a lot of anger for a short guy!\
82	'''Leif:''' Really? [[HypocriticalHumor YOU'd make short jokes?]] At a KING?\
83	'''Vi:''' I never get to! I've gotta take the chance!\
84	'''Kabbu:''' Just uh, make sure he doesn't sic the guards on you...
85	-->--''VideoGame/BugFables''
86
87	->Mad because Small! Jealous of tall!
88	-->-- '''WebVideo/MadBecauseSmall'''
89
90	->''Throughout recorded history, humanity had suffered under the tyranny of short people. Napoleon Bonaparte, who subjugated Europe and drastically reduced the stature of his Grand Army in the ill-fated invasion of Russia. Benito Mussolini, the fascist dictator who brought Italy to ruin and made his country a mere stunted vassal of Hitler's Germany. But all of them paled in sheer wickedness and depravity compared to the Great Tyrant.''
91	-->-- ''B'Elannarella''
92
93
94	->When you're small, it feels good to imagine yourself with power. Imagine pummeling someone who's wronged you so hard they never get up.
95	-->-- '''May''', ''VideoGame/MochiInFrosting''
96
97	->HEY! I'm average height for the time, you jerks!
98	-->-- '''Napoleon''', ''WebAnimation/OverSimplified''
99
100	-> You just called me a kid, didn't you!? Damn it! You're making fun of me! I'm gonna make you pay for that!
101	-->-- '''Doris Warmind''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Rosenkreuzstilette}} RosenkreuzStilette Freudenstachel]]''
102
103	-> Kid?! I'll show you who the kid is around here!
104	-->-- '''Gibril''', ''VideoGame/AzureStrikerGunvolt2''
105
106	-> "Curley’s like a lot of little guys. He hates big guys. He’s alla time picking scraps with big guys. Kind of like he’s mad at ’em because he ain’t a big guy. You seen little guys like that, ain’t you? Always scrappy?"
107	-->-- '''Candy''', ''Literature/OfMiceAndMen''

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