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1->''"What the fuck am I doing with my life? I am harshly criticizing ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' on the internet. I'm gonna get CRUCIFIED!"''
2-->-- '''Creator/{{Egoraptor}}''', in ''WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}} - ZELDA: [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast A Link to the Past]] vs. Ocarina of Time''
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4->''"You expect everyone to love you because you are who you are -- part of the illustrious ''Zelda'' lineage. Nothing could possibly be wrong with you! You ''look'' just like a ''Zelda''! But you’re not one. You’re a pampered, doughy snob wearing nice clothes expecting to graduate scot-free because your daddy is an alum. Why would you need to improve? Why would you need to get any better? Everyone just agrees with your shitty ideas because you're a ''Zelda''. FUCK YOU ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Sword]]''. FUCK YOU!"''
5-->-- '''Creator/{{Egoraptor}}''', in ''WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}} - ZELDA: A Link to the Past vs. Ocarina of Time''
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7->''"While the phenomenon of placing [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformers Generation 1]] above everything else is nothing new, when [[Film/Transformers2007 the 2007 live-action movie]] was in production, the fandom experienced an ongoing influx of mindlessly angry "Generation X" members who seemed to regard ''Transformers'' not as a still-evolving cultural institution and business property, but as [[NostalgiaFilter a sacred relic of their halcyon, Reagan-era childhoods]]."''
8-->-- Website/TFWikiDotNet
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10->''"STOP, before you say something you might regret! Don't diss [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina]] on the internet!"''
11-->-- '''Dave Bulmer''', ''Music/BrentalFloss's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRGxbQcunnU Ocarina Of Time With Lyrics]]''.
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13->''"Sacred cows tend to make the best hamburger."''
14-->-- Popularly attributed to '''Creator/MarkTwain'''
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16->''"I have been [=LetsPlaying=] video games since 2006, I have NEVER never come across people getting so upset over a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking video game]], in the comments before. Like, personally offended, thinking less of me as a human being for my decisions in a video game and that blows my mind."''
17-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Mangaminx}}''', after daring to criticise ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''
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19->''"I think in all my years of talking about video games, the thing I tend to come down on hardest is when games take shallow gameplay and stretch it very thin over a lengthy duration. Many games, [[VideoGame/TheWitcher3WildHunt good]] and [[VideoGame/MetalGearSurvive bad]], are guilty of this. ''VideoGame/DeathStranding'', ''VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Shenmue}}'', ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'', ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'', and ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''. These are sixty-plus hour games that can be mastered in the first two hours of playing. The difference is, if I talk shit about ''Animal Crossing'', Lea will shoot me."''
20-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}}''', reviewing ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons''
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22->''"...let's face it, if you're listed in the credits for Ultima VII you're pretty much immune to judgment for any foible or flaw, no matter how grave. I mean, shit, we overlook Richard Garriott's constant self-insertions."''
23-->--'''{{Lets Play}}er Nakar''', on [[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dr._Cat Dr. Cat]] [[https://lparchive.org/Ultima-4-5-and-6/Update%2034/]]
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25->''If there's one thing more challenging, more stressful, more downright intimidating than any single boss encounter in a Creator/FromSoftware game, it's publicly criticizing [=FromSoftware=] in front of its massive, zealous, some might even say touchy fanbase. Just dare to suggest its work isn't perfect, and prepare to face down a horde of furious Gamers [-tm-], who will shout you down and attempt to bury you."''

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