"What the fuck am I doing with my life? I am harshly criticizing Ocarina of Time on the internet. I'm gonna get CRUCIFIED!"
"You expect everyone to love you because you are who you are — part of the illustrious Zelda lineage. Nothing could possibly be wrong with you! You look just like a Zelda! But youre not one. Youre a pampered, doughy snob wearing nice clothes expecting to graduate scot-free because your daddy is an alum. Why would you need to improve? Why would you need to get any better? Everyone just agrees with your shitty ideas because you're a Zelda. FUCK YOU Skyward Sword. FUCK YOU!"
"While the phenomenon of placing Generation 1 above everything else is nothing new, when the 2007 live-action movie was in production, the fandom experienced an ongoing influx of mindlessly angry "Generation X" members who seemed to regard Transformers not as a still-evolving cultural institution and business property, but as a sacred relic of their halcyon, Reagan-era childhoods."
"STOP, before you say something you might regret! Don't diss Ocarina on the internet!"
"Sacred cows tend to make the best hamburger."
— Popularly attributed to Mark Twain
"I have been LetsPlaying video games since 2006, I have NEVER never come across people getting so upset over a fucking video game, in the comments before. Like, personally offended, thinking less of me as a human being for my decisions in a video game and that blows my mind."