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Quotes / Sacred Cow

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"What the fuck am I doing with my life? I am harshly criticizing Ocarina of Time on the internet. I'm gonna get CRUCIFIED!"
Egoraptor, in Sequelitis - ZELDA: A Link to the Past vs. Ocarina of Time

"You expect everyone to love you because you are who you are — part of the illustrious Zelda lineage. Nothing could possibly be wrong with you! You look just like a Zelda! But you’re not one. You’re a pampered, doughy snob wearing nice clothes expecting to graduate scot-free because your daddy is an alum. Why would you need to improve? Why would you need to get any better? Everyone just agrees with your shitty ideas because you're a Zelda. FUCK YOU Skyward Sword. FUCK YOU!"
Egoraptor, in Sequelitis - ZELDA: A Link to the Past vs. Ocarina of Time

"While the phenomenon of placing Generation 1 above everything else is nothing new, when the 2007 live-action movie was in production, the fandom experienced an ongoing influx of mindlessly angry "Generation X" members who seemed to regard Transformers not as a still-evolving cultural institution and business property, but as a sacred relic of their halcyon, Reagan-era childhoods."

"STOP, before you say something you might regret! Don't diss Ocarina on the internet!"

"Sacred cows tend to make the best hamburger."
— Popularly attributed to Mark Twain

"I have been LetsPlaying video games since 2006, I have NEVER never come across people getting so upset over a fucking video game, in the comments before. Like, personally offended, thinking less of me as a human being for my decisions in a video game and that blows my mind."
Mangaminx, after daring to criticise Undertale

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