| 1 | !! The Rules |
| 2 | ->Rule #1: No dying! |
| 3 | ->Rule #2: Don't do anything that could send Mommy to prison. |
| 4 | ->Rule #3: Don't taunt dieting adults. Your metabolism will turn on you one day too. |
| 5 | ->Rule #4: No dynamite. |
| 6 | ->Rule #7: Motor vehicles are not toys. |
| 7 | ->Rule #8: Clothing is MANDATORY! |
| 8 | ->Rule #11: Physics is not your friend. |
| 9 | ->Rule #12: Gemstone Estates isn't exclusively your territory. Other families live here, and you cannot offer up or use their property as if it was yours. |
| 10 | ->Rule #14: Bribes are accepted. Insufficient bribes, however, bring harsher punishment. |
| 11 | ->Rule #15: No lifelike or life-sized dolls, replicas, robots etc. |
| 12 | ->Rule #16: If there's ever any doubt, yes, you are still grounded. |
| 13 | ->Rule #17: Always check with your parents before sharing any family stories. |
| 14 | ->Rule #18: No killing. |
| 15 | ->Rule #19: We shouldn't have the need to own Geiger counters, dammit! |
| 16 | ->Rule #21: All damages you cause are tallied, and you'll be billed for them at a later date. |
| 17 | ->Rule #22: Don't use this. |
| 18 | ->Rule #24: Exploiting any loopholes won't save you. Parents have the final say. |
| 19 | ->Rule #25: It's not allowed. Whatever you were just talking about is not allowed. [[RuleZero This is the all-purpose rule]]. |
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